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Fun With LOLs: The Brain Trust
(thanks to @benjamyn01 for the doggie pilot pic)
Fuck and YES!
Don't Like Our Airplane Banner Idea? Kindly Suck A Bag of Dicks.
Disclaimer: This is by far the longest blog post I've ever written here at FN. Sorry about that. But the message needs to be made. Consider this our mission statement for the airplane banner thing. As you no doubt have heard by now, a plan to fly an airplane with a banner attached to it that wi...
Clasby440 is now following Tom-Ass
Dec 12, 2011
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The Final Existential Sparano Post
Why? Did I not work hard enough, k? Did I not study enough tape and doze types of tings? At de end of da day, was I not smart enough, k? Was it really all da fistpumps? Was it all the blowing of da smoke up ya culo? 'Dat derr Colombo is a heck of a competitor...Chad Henne did a great jah...
Fire Ireland!
Tony Sparano Has Been Fired
Sunday afternoons are about to get less fist-pumpy. FOX Sports' Jay Glazer is reporting that Tony Sparano has been shit canned as Dolphins coach. After going 11-5, 7-9, 7-9 and 4-9, The Coach Sparano Era is done. No word yet on who's taking over, or what the next plan is. There are conflictin...
thats what she said
A Very Special Message
I had to break from my usual "No Posting On Saturdays Because There Are Better Things To Do On Saturdays -- Such As Getting Drunk, Getting Tanned, And Getting Laid (In That Order) -- Than To Be On The Internet, You Dipshit" rule to present this very special Dolphins PSA brought to you by the ra...
thanks for the tip
A Very Special Message
I had to break from my usual "No Posting On Saturdays Because There Are Better Things To Do On Saturdays -- Such As Getting Drunk, Getting Tanned, And Getting Laid (In That Order) -- Than To Be On The Internet, You Dipshit" rule to present this very special Dolphins PSA brought to you by the ra...
Fuck Yeah.
Football Is Back! Giant T*tballs Galore!!!
Well, it seems the ultimate sports Crapocalypse is apparently over. Or will be imminently. We think. Anyway, expect a flurry of free agent activity to happen over the course of the next few days beginning tomorrow at 10am EST. ACTUAL FOOTBALL SHIT! HOLY GIANT TITBALLS OF THE VIRGIN MARY ...
ALL HAIL LORD gODPEN!
Is Tyler Thigpen the Next Tony Romo Questionmark?
Tomorrow night, the Tyler Thigpen era begins! How long this era will last is the question. But it appears that some in the organization have compared him to Tony Romo. Does this mean we're bound to feel overly confident after he heroically leads us to a playoff berth only to be monumentally d...
its like Christmas! i want MOSS
And Now a Picture of Karlos Dansby Knocking The F-ck Out of Chad Ochocinco
For no other reason than it's just pure unadulterated awesome. And also because Brian Biggane's picture from the previous post started talking to me and telling me to stab people in the face. That can't be good. Also... bodog.com has our odds at landing Randy Moss at 13/2. We won't really kno...
Clasby440 is now following THE DUDE
Oct 4, 2010
times like this when true fans are shown and the fake ones disappear, which is good for me because ticket prices are lowered. this game was a shit show, glad i did not go as i would of been taken to jail for assault on a random loud mouth boston fan shit shit shitehrutrij;oefs;lde;rw/ka,df'p;$r,sd'/.,
Sometimes When We Fall, We Fall Hard
There's two things you can do with this absolutely monumental beatdown: 1) You can pull in your tail like a good little bitch and call it a season. You can belly ache and cry about it for days on end. That's what fucking LOSERS do. OR 2) You can call this 'rock bottom' and you do a complete,...
as far as i am concerned once a jet always a jet.. and brett screwed brett so fuck him up wake!
Keys to the Game: Dolphins @ Vikings
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde. Ah, the rare Boner Trinity. Got a lot happening today so I'll get right to it: We must beat the shit out of Favre. We need him dead and bleeding on the field like an old Confederate general. We must use the Saints blueprint of going after him again and a...
tits
The First Annual FinsNation Pig Skin Pick Em Is Here Exclamation Points All Up In Your Face
Disgruntled and angry that you weren't able to join the FN Fantasy Football league in time? Well calm the shit down, because star-commenter Tom-Ass has put together the first annual FinsNation.com Pig Skin Pick 'Em League. So now you can stop fucking whining. Space is unlimited, so no worrie...
i dont like it
Adios, Mexican Hermano... Hello, Benny Sapp Exclamation Point, Question Mark
So Season of Infamy '07 savior, possible FN reader and sure-handed, all-around dependable receiver Greg Camarillo has been fucking traded to the Minnesota Vikings. Fuck. Don't know how to feel about this one. On the one hand, I guess there's quite a bit of confidence in the other guys we'...
what about club level?
Fins Nation Meetup Extravaganza UPDATE!
Well, I finally got around to calling the ticket office today and here's the deal: We need a minimum of 20 tickets to be considered for a group rate As it stands now, there's not a ton of demand for the Jets game so there's a good chance we'll get called up for that. To ensure for this, I th...
ill drink to that
Jeff Ireland is Horatio Caine: How Charlie Whitehurst Helped Us Land Brandon Marshall
Once the news broke yesterday that Denver had signed Brandon Marshall to a tender, it meant all hands on deck. There was no way in shitsville Marshall was going to stay in Denver. Teams knew this. And so, teams had to act fast. Word is, the Seattle Seahawks had been the frontrunners to land T...
well damn, i want dez bryant
Ted Ginn Might Be Running From a Bee Elsewhere
NFL Network's Jason La Canfora is reporting that the Dolphins are looking to trade Ted Ginn Jr.: ...Ginn could be a part of a package on the first night of the draft next Thursday, as the Dolphins might trade up from the 12th spot. Clemson running back C.J. Spiller is among the players for ...
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