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The Minx
DavidsHarp@NetZero.Net
I write. Therefore, I (don't) sleep...
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My dog Bruno is an excellent judge of character. If I had paid attention to how he reacted to two men I let him meet, I could've saved myself a world of trouble. I wish I could completely and accurately assess a man's character by simply sniffing the back of his hand for ten seconds.
Toggle Commented Sep 15, 2014 on WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? at Dave Barry's Blog
I say either The Blog should schedule a strumpdate or we Blogits should arrange a meeting in Flathead County.
Toggle Commented Aug 28, 2014 on FLATHEAD: A COUNTY ON EDGE at Dave Barry's Blog
Shoddy reporting. There is no mention of his marital status.
Toggle Commented Aug 19, 2014 on 'SPONSORED BY BUD LIGHT' at Dave Barry's Blog
Nurse Cindy, I checked out the website. He's out in the middle of nowhere in East Tennessee quite close to the North Carolina border.
Shoddy reporting! No mention of the man's marital status.
Who is the guy in the middle?
Toggle Commented Jun 2, 2014 on POST HUNT UPDATE at Dave Barry's Blog
The Geezer Bus is always the safest way to travel.
I am surprised Kansas City didn't make the least courteous list. In all my prior intra-continental vehicular wanderings, I had more near death experiences at the hands of Kansas City drivers than anywhere else, and I am from New Jersey!
Toggle Commented May 13, 2014 on SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG HERE at Dave Barry's Blog
Shoddy reporting. No mention of the marital status of any of the men involved.
Toggle Commented May 13, 2014 on GUYS IN ACTION at Dave Barry's Blog
Is there any correlation between Flathead County's lawlessness and the arrival of Maury Povich as a resident?
Yet another reason why I left the state.
Toggle Commented May 4, 2014 on JERSEY at Dave Barry's Blog
Murfreesboro is only 23 miles from me. I wonder how drunk he would have to get to clean my apartment without permission?
Toggle Commented Apr 19, 2014 on GUYS IN ACTION at Dave Barry's Blog
Oh, and I wore Calvin Klein's "Obsession." So, I think I at least smelled better than the robot.
Toggle Commented Mar 20, 2014 on STRUMPDATE, FINAL ENTRY? at Dave Barry's Blog
I brought the Cheez-its to him as a gift. He also wore a dark navy blue blazer.
Toggle Commented Mar 20, 2014 on STRUMPDATE, FINAL ENTRY? at Dave Barry's Blog
I hate to say this, but I think the Blog has been, as they say, "Onioned."
Soooooooooo...who did he get to pose as the kidnappers? Did he hire someone or get the buddies he drank with to do the job?
These are great, Dave. Thanks for posting!
Toggle Commented Sep 25, 2013 on SAM GOES TO CHURCH at Dave Barry's Blog
Mmmmmmm…there's something so attractive and comforting about men being men.
Toggle Commented Sep 16, 2013 on WHERE MEN ARE MEN at Dave Barry's Blog
Having been born and raised in New Jersey, this woman's reaction was typical for a Jersey girl who's encountered a critter. Here in the South, my adopted homeland, most women would've grabbed the nearest shotgun and declared, "I'm getting a jumpstart on my Thanksgiving dinner shopping." Also, the New Jersey wild Tom turkey mating rituals mimic the New Jersey middle school and high school mating rituals. *sigh*
A fake bomb is dropped and lands in the parking lot of an establishment in which people are consuming copious amounts of booze. What could possibly go wrong?
Toggle Commented Sep 2, 2013 on FRANCE ON EVEN HIGHER ALERT at Dave Barry's Blog
She should be careful what she wishes for.
Toggle Commented Aug 11, 2013 on WHEN YOU'RE TALKING CLASS... at Dave Barry's Blog
Perhaps in an upcoming season of "24," not only will Keifer Sutherland play Jack Bauer, he will also play the lead terrorist and the CTU mole.
Toggle Commented Jul 31, 2013 on FORM A PERIMETER *NOW* at Dave Barry's Blog
I don't think letting kids pet dead tigers is such a great idea, either.
Toggle Commented Jul 28, 2013 on 'SOME LOCALS ARE WORRIED' at Dave Barry's Blog
I in no way mean to be disrespectful or misandrist, but the curiosity is killing me. When I read these stories, I wonder, "Why are the dinosaurs extinct and not men?"
Well, on the bright side, he can blame the whole thing on his parents.
Toggle Commented Jun 28, 2013 on BRILLIANT at Dave Barry's Blog