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I've been wondering who this "celebrity" couple were for weeks now, so I looked them up. They're apparently two random strangers that Virgin media swept up to promote as a "celebrity couple." The whole "couple" aspect gives me pause. Are they contractually obligated to be romantic? If so, is their comically total lack of chemistry and charisma going to be a problem? Is this a cunningly-designed breeding program for future reality show stars? Is he, God forbid, going to pee on her and make her the next Kardashian? So many questions. :(
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For shame! All that rouge and nowhere to go. So, that's that. Camille leaves. Like so many of these girls, she was a shell of her former self. She was not a signature walk; she was a limp. Really, this is just putting her out of her misery and into... ...more misery. Someone sent her a box o...
Krista's flail pictures look like a praying mantis attacking. She's scary boney.
Rich, you have GOT to score a Laura interview. This needs to happen. In a perfect world, the two of you would already be BFF's and swinging through the city fighting crime together.
Hello again!
I can think of only one proper answer to all this excitement: Anyway. "Hello" never sounds sweeter than when it comes in the form of "boo ho!" And so, I am pleased to once again kick off my America's Next Top Model Crying Count. As proven by the nine past cycles (ugh, I'm get...
She has a goddamn DOLLAR SIGN in her name, and can therefore go straight to hell.
That'll do, Ke$ha
Imagine having to listen to someone talk about how cool she is for about an hour. Now imagine paying her to do so. That's what RCA is asking you to do by putting 22-year-old Ke$ha's genre-slippery-to-the-point-of-devious debut, Animal, on store shelves. Animal is as close to a musical laxativ...
I absolutely FLOVED Celia, so this interview made my day. You're so cute and personable, and the interviewer/subject chemistry was off the charts. It felt like you've known one another for years and were just playing "interview" with a video camera for giggles.
The only thing this interview was missing: Winston.
Celia on my couch
Above is the extra lil' ANTM somethin' that I hinted at in the end of my finale recap -- Celia came over to my apartment, and I interviewed her like I did with Sheena last cycle. We talked for over an hour and along the way, she gave me many tidbits on the reality-making process including th...
The Post is owned by Rupert Murdoch of Faux News, so I'm really not surprised that they think every African-American musician is a rapper.
If he's black, he must rap
R. Kelly. Bobby Brown. Ray J. Estelle. Sisqo. Russell Simmons. Shaggy. Damon Dash. M.I.A. Santigold. Kelis. T-Pain. Akon. All of these people have two things in common: 1) At one point, they were referred to by the New York Post as "rappers," and 2) None of them are. You see how some of these ...
It is beautifully written and I can definitely see your rationale, but I have a different view of Madonna. I appreciate a lot of her earlier music, but her ties to the gay community have always struck me as pure calculation on her part. She's always seemed to be made of tangled wires and hard edges, and her identification with gay culture just seemed to me to be more of her desire to be seen as edgy and ahead of her time. As gay people get closer and closer to being mainstream, the Madonna love affair seems to become more and more one-sided.
I'm just saying, if we had been completely mainstreamed in the 80's, Madonna would probably have been rolling around MTV stages in a fursuit.
Madonna and me
THIS IS SO LONG! (...that's what he said.) I'm a little over 30 minutes into my Madonna video-watching marathon (thanks to the new, just-shy-of-complete-so-as-to-be-totally-infuriating 2-DVD set, Celebration). I started with Disc 2, as I'm less familiar with her later work, and was eager to...
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