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Jimbo
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member of the Slappahoe tribe, enjoys Miami Dolphins, chickens & other farm animals. Beer, martini's, big titties, small titties, inbetween titties, charter member of the pretty lame & normal citizen occult, unskilled writer, like hiking, skiiing, jogging, lifting weights, favorite colour is hickory flavor.
Interests: see above reference.
Recent Activity
Woodcock. Fantasy football chatter. In case you haven't drafted yet I am going to interject my wisdom. Ajayi and Parker should be in your queue. Both will (barring injury) have big years and are currently undervalued. Ajayi is more obvious. His run - td stats were great. Another is receiving. Almost zero last year. This offseason he worked on catching the ball a lot. Secondly, Cutler is the QB. Flip back a couple years ago and you'll see that Bear RB Matt Forte lead the lead in receptions for 1st half of the season. On the flip side, I could possibly see a downturn in yards, receptions for both Stills and Landry and a slight uptick for TE combination of Thomas/Fasano.
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Rookie defensive tackle Davon Godchaux is beginning his fourth week as a starter because he's practicing better than Jordan Phillips. Phillips hasn't shown 100% effort. Not worth a new contract.
Toggle Commented yesterday on Game on at OC Dolphin's blog
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Maualuga is a run stuffing stiff. Bigger, more talented version of Fin MLB Hull. He has 2 preseason games to show if he's still a starting MLB. IMO Fins need to sign another interior O lineman. This time someone with some talent.
Toggle Commented 4 days ago on Game on at OC Dolphin's blog
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Yo. I attended last weeks preseason game vs Ravens. Tickets for 6, parking, food, a few beers. Rather big tab for watching an inferior product. O line laid a turd. No running lanes, passing pocket disappeared quicker than a Flat Screen TV in a crack house. Cutler played 2 series. Small sample. Moore played 1 series and was drilled on an incomplete 3rd and long attempt. 34 Perry scored the only touchdown. Then fumbles twice on one play. Failed to field a kick off, picked it up then ran up field only to fumble again. Special teams were coached by special needs kids. The good? CB's were great. 2 picks, 2 dropped picks, blanket coverage. That's without Lippett. Trip is over. 2 weeks. Saw some peeps I haven't been with since 1980. We had a blast. Got together one & off for 3 straight days. Did some awesome hiking in Pa's Appalachian mountains. Nighttime temps would go down to 50'.
Toggle Commented 4 days ago on Game on at OC Dolphin's blog
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Other Dolphins news. A new middle linebacker: https://phinphanatic.com/2017/08/04/miami-dolphins-found-middle-linebacker/
Toggle Commented Aug 5, 2017 on Dolphins retool for 2017 at OC Dolphin's blog
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Cutler over Kap? https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/why-jay-cutler-makes-more-sense-than-colin-kaepernick-if-dolphins-need-a-qb/
Toggle Commented Aug 5, 2017 on Dolphins retool for 2017 at OC Dolphin's blog
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Woodcock, I was out partying in Toulon France 1986. Met this French hottie in a strip bar,,, I mean church social. Pretty, nice figure. I remember the pretty face, no bra, leather mini skirt, fishnet stalkings. I struck gold, got a room, and discovered in the light that... what I thought was fishnet stalkings was leg hair.
Toggle Commented Aug 4, 2017 on Dolphins retool for 2017 at OC Dolphin's blog
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Dolphins move past Tannehill in 2018? Put on the IR this season & trade in the offseason? Move into the top 5 of the 2018 draft and get a new rookie? I liked Tannehill & was hoping he was "the guy". Maybe time to move on. Not getting corrective surgery in January looks like a massive mistake. Could cost him his Miami job.
Toggle Commented Aug 4, 2017 on Dolphins retool for 2017 at OC Dolphin's blog
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buyer beware. signing Kap would bring up a somewhat familiar situation. not long ago there was Brent Grimes. Brent was good, solid DB, cool guy. Then you have his lil terror of a wife Miko. Miko ruined Brent's time in Miami. Kap's girlfriend is a BLM anarchist. Kap could come in and say all the right things and appreciate another shot. AT being a backup. What happens when the very vocal girlfriend starts blasting everyone & everything. I'm all about 2nd chances (go back to Cote's blog concerning Vick) in life. I would pass on Kap because of 4 issues. 1. He is a limited QB with great athleticism. 2. The politics 3. His girls big mouth 4. Insulted most of Cuban-American population with stupid pro-Castro statements. It is reported that Cutler is demanding starting job & starter's salary.
Toggle Commented Aug 4, 2017 on Dolphins retool for 2017 at OC Dolphin's blog
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Politics aside. Every one of the QB's available have glaring negatives ON the field. Cutler is uninterested. He doesn't take care of his body. Not a good teammate to be around. Tebow? 100% effort & willingness to do anything to help the team. Bad accuracy & struggles reading an NFL defense. Kap? He lost his job to Blaine F'k'n Gabbert in SF. Bad mechanics & inability to read defenses. Not as clueless as Tebow but will never have the football IQ of Manning, Brady or even Tannehill. Kap's limits will force his team to run a wildcat style offense. Sparano pulled off the wildcat for half and season then it was done.
Toggle Commented Aug 4, 2017 on Dolphins retool for 2017 at OC Dolphin's blog
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Woodcock I can tell you by experience that French women do prefer not to shave their hair anywhere. Au Naturel. Pits, puss, legs, mustache. They also prefer perfume over showering. Try throwing some old spice on a 10 pound maceral left in the sun for a week.
Toggle Commented Aug 3, 2017 on Dolphins retool for 2017 at OC Dolphin's blog
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Ryan Tannehill leaves field with non-contact injury to same knee
Toggle Commented Aug 3, 2017 on Dolphins retool for 2017 at OC Dolphin's blog
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Tom, Nice to see you poke your head in here. Take care.
Toggle Commented Aug 3, 2017 on Dolphins retool for 2017 at OC Dolphin's blog
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I knew I could troll david out his hole. Throw some Obama criticism out there and he magically appears. Hey dave, how you been? lol
Toggle Commented Aug 3, 2017 on Dolphins retool for 2017 at OC Dolphin's blog
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That's funny. I've been paying for health insurance since 1980, a little before Odumbo "invented" it. That tool never had an original idea in his life.
Toggle Commented Aug 2, 2017 on Dolphins retool for 2017 at OC Dolphin's blog
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BB Albert may be obligated to return $3 million signing bonus. One report is Albert hated what he saw in Jacksonville and is forcing their hand to trade him to another club.
Toggle Commented Aug 1, 2017 on Dolphins retool for 2017 at OC Dolphin's blog
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I'm mildly surprised by Albert's decision to retire. Turning away $8 million would be hard. He was quoted “After nine seasons playing in the National Football League, I have decided to retire from the game that has given me so much. I would like to thank Mr. [Shahid] Khan and the Jaguars organization, Mr. [Stephen] Ross, Joe Philbin, Dennis Hickey and the Dolphins organization and Mr. [Clark] Hunt, Carl Peterson, Herm Edwards and the Chiefs organization for providing me with the opportunity of a lifetime. "GOD has blessed me with so much through football that I thought would never be attainable. It’s been truly a blessing. I cherish all of the relationships and people I have encountered while playing in the NFL! Special thanks to Al Groh and the University of Virginia for giving me the opportunity for a great education and showing faith in me when no one else wanted to take a chance on me. I am truly thankful for my UVA family." No mention of Adam Gase. Joe Philbin? I'm thinking Gase called him out of his "injury status" missing games and practices during the last season. Add in the fact that Gase/Grier drafted Tunsil which gave Albert zero leverage on the team. I'm sure Albert could have remained a Dolphin this season by moving to left guard and Tunsil taking left tackle. IMO Gase got in his (Albert's) feelings. Makes my question his heart and mental toughness.
Toggle Commented Aug 1, 2017 on Dolphins retool for 2017 at OC Dolphin's blog
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Ajayi should be fine and practicing soon. All accounts are saying Fins training camp is going well. The D will feature basically the same front 4 but 2 better additions at LB. CB's are young (minus Maxwell), aggressive and talented. Safety has 2 new additions and the return of Rashad Jones.
Toggle Commented Aug 1, 2017 on Dolphins retool for 2017 at OC Dolphin's blog
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ain't no such thing as an ugly puss. http://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/2017/07/27/girls-as-young-as-nine-requesting-labiaplasty.html
Toggle Commented Jul 28, 2017 on Dolphins retool for 2017 at OC Dolphin's blog
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Interview with new CB Alterraun Verner. Former pro bowl CB Miami signed last week. IMO Fins are looking for upgrade at slot/nickel CB over Bobby McCain. http://phinphanatic.com/2017/07/28/defense-starts-shine-dolphins-day-two-practice/
Toggle Commented Jul 28, 2017 on Dolphins retool for 2017 at OC Dolphin's blog
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I wonder if Lawrence Timmons is handling the heat or the heat handling him? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhkFPWZS8tQ
Toggle Commented Jul 28, 2017 on Dolphins retool for 2017 at OC Dolphin's blog
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Sun Sentinel article on first day of Fins camp: http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/miami-dolphins/fl-sp-dolphins-20170727-story.html
Toggle Commented Jul 28, 2017 on Dolphins retool for 2017 at OC Dolphin's blog
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Getting ready for a trip soon. 5 Year anniversary of my Dad passing is coming up so I'm tripping to western Pa. Got classmates from HS that have been hounding me to come back for the yearly town festival. Can't use work as an excuse now. Looking forward to seeing people I grew up with that I haven't seen since 1980. Then we're changing gears and attending Fins preseason game vs Ravens. From what I've read the Dolphins don't let the public see much of their practices during training camp. Watching their camp practice is something that I've wanted to see for quite a while. This summer I have been spending the mornings working out and finding something else to do in the afternoon. Beach, yardwork, watching the wife shop.
Toggle Commented Jul 28, 2017 on Dolphins retool for 2017 at OC Dolphin's blog
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golf: https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=o5ga1WUl&id=645A1269FF9A406123E97A5494C43A323F9C5AB2&thid=OIP.o5ga1WUlQLdveD7gMqHmngEkEs&q=intredasting&simid=608055680109904366&selectedIndex=0&ajaxhist=0
Toggle Commented Jul 24, 2017 on Dolphins retool for 2017 at OC Dolphin's blog
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2XSkPz1PDA ugly
Toggle Commented Jul 22, 2017 on Dolphins retool for 2017 at OC Dolphin's blog
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