Maybe the font is supposed to suggest the blurring of vision that avid gamers may suffer as a result of staring at their screens too long.

Romans 1:16, most likely.

What, exactly, is wrong with gifting Mr. Coffee? I love my Mr. Coffee. My husband and I start nearly every morning with it!

Sadly, this sounds like a case of dementia.

Sorry, but I completely disagree. Bars are for adults who want booze and who want to consume it in an adult environment. As long as the laws forbid minors to drink in public places, KIDS DO NOT BELONG IN BARS, not even to buy candy and soft drinks in the company of an adult chaperone. Puppies on her purse? Hand me a barf bag, STAT. .

This is why empty cash register drawers should be left open.

What is this thing on top of the treeeven supposed to be? I get that it is ugly, but what were they thinking?

@Jofur, yes, because the peeps might steal a pizza from the delivery driver and possibly endanger him or her.

Hopefully, they aren't hiring couch potatoes!

Did some dude traveling with a dog bring the dog into the men's restroom and allow the dog to use the urinal as a water bowl? I am well aware that dogs love to drink out of toilets, but a urinal cake could make a dog very sick.

It also looks as though this building now houses a real estate inspection firm.

In some stricken locations, residents are not permitted to return to the area until it has been declared safe by the local government.

Why couldn't she have bought the game ahead of time, like a normal adult?

In our auto parts store in SC, we keep getting requests for large gas and diesel cans. Those sold out right away. Irma is projected to be no more than a Cat 1 if and when it hits the SC midlands, with plenty of time for vulnerable people to evac.

"Sorry, sir, you have the wrong number. Goodbye. (click)" Doofus must have thought that every store in a town called Carpentersville must have power tools.

A dozen guys for that size store? Why didn't they hire seasonal help for logistics? Not having product on shelves had to be costing them sales.

Whenever I hear a hard luck or sob story, I immediately suspect a scam. Honest people don't tell me their life history when returning a car part!

This makes me doubly thankful that I work in auto parts!

I consider pineapple on pizza to be an abomination unto the Lord. But then, I am part Italian and an avid home cook.

Perhaps a broken vacuum pump?

I just tell the customer whether business at the store has been good or slow.

Sandown, there have been so many hoax complaints like that..

I never thought of it as cute.

If you are so rich, you can certainly afford to pay the same price that everyone else pays.

Am I the only person who hates the poop emoticon?