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becky added a favorite at Snacks and Shit
Dec 1, 2009
becky added a favorite at Snacks and Shit
Dec 1, 2009
Uhm... InternetThuggin...
That was actually a very amusing post, and very on topic...
But you need some punctuation in there. Kinda hard to follow.
Commented Dec 2, 2009 on #363 at Snacks and Shit
#363
"Know a nigga healthy 'cause my Cutlass look like carrot juice." - Young Dro, Man in the Trunk Young Dro's Doctor: So let's make this easy. No need for a physical. Where's your garage? Filed under: Worst reasoning Posted by Chris Macho
So...
The people not typing in all caps are miscreants?
That makes sense.
(not really)
Commented Dec 2, 2009 on #353 at Snacks and Shit
#353
"I can make your pussy whistle like the Andy Griffith theme song." - Drake, Best I Ever Had I imagine a vagina actually doing this and then I have nightmares. Filed under: Most talented dude ever / So freaky Posted by Chris Macho
xD Well, Chris, I'd say that between Odie and Bart Simpson you've proved your point that gangstas can wear cartoon characters and no one will think twice about it.
Commented Dec 2, 2009 on #343 at Snacks and Shit
#343
"I'm Toucan Sam." - Gucci Mane, Guitar Freestyle Under no circumstances is there any acceptable reason for a man to say this unless it is Halloween. If you do, you are insane. Filed under: Fuckin' so crazy Posted by Chris D'Elia
Anon...
You know what. I won't even bother.
If you don't get it by now, you aren't going to.
I lol'd at "most hardcore dud ever."
Commented Dec 2, 2009 on #331 at Snacks and Shit
#331
"I ain't chillin' 'til I'm out parachutin'." - Styles P, Money, Power, & Respect by The LOX Really... Can't relax until you're falling through the sky? Okay. You got me. You're the dopest guy of all time. Filed under: Most hardcore dude ever / Not fun Posted by Chris Macho
xD Shut up Anon.
This is one of my faves so far.
The really simple ones are so great.
Commented Dec 2, 2009 on #326 at Snacks and Shit
#326
"When you give me a hug I be feelin' your butt." - T.I., Let's Get Away Sleazeball. Filed under: In 6th grade Posted by Chris Macho
:I To whoever said Macho should dump D'Elia...
Go on youtube.
Search Chris D'Elia
You will laugh until you piss yourself.
He is a genius.
STFU
Commented Dec 2, 2009 on #321 at Snacks and Shit
#321
"Ain't my birthday but I got my name on that cake." - Lil Wayne, Stuntin' Like My Daddy "I picked up that cake for Mark's birthday." "Great, let's see it... Oh, it says 'Happy Birthday Weezy' on it." "Yeah, well... oops." "You're the most self-centered person alive." Filed under: Attention wh...
Re: Chris D'Elia
Oh dear Jesus.
I just looked up your standup on Youtube.
Can I just say that I love you?
I don't know that I've ever laughed so hard.
xD Thank you for making my life.
Commented Dec 2, 2009 on #306 at Snacks and Shit
#306
"Let me give you swimming lessons on the penis." - Ludacris, Money Maker There's no such thing as giving someone swimming lessons on the penis. Sorry. Filed under: Don't get in a pool with this man / Worst babysitter Posted by Chris Macho
xD OH IGGY.
That was spectacular.
Commented Dec 2, 2009 on #305 at Snacks and Shit
#305
'Y'all niggas eat pussy and burp." - Canibus, Poet Laureate On behalf of everyone who just read this or have heard this before: "Ew, that's gross. Please stop rapping." Filed under: Lost my appetite for a while Posted by Chris Macho
What rapper uses the word 'horrid'?
Commented Dec 2, 2009 on #303 at Snacks and Shit
#303
"Got poor credit, got whore debit." - Rick Ross, Cross That Line You owe whores? Or they owe you? I don't get it. I guess that's okay though, because there's no such thing as "whore debit", and I shouldn't have to think about this for even another second. Posted by Chris Macho
Y'know, Lillie, Chris probably, like most people, types the way he talks. If you walk down the street and listen to people talking to one another, most people these days do use "like" more than they should. And putting emphasis on the word "so" does not make you gay.
Way to be sooo judgmental.
Commented Dec 2, 2009 on #302 at Snacks and Shit
#302
"A, you, plain and simply, back up off her. B, you hit it just a little bit softer. C, you take it out and put it in her butt. Well, D is what I do, so, yo, listen up..." - Shock G, Freaks Of The Industry by Digital Underground Not only should you not take instructions from this man because of...
That picture frightens me. Ether he's in the process of swallowing something very large, which he shouldn't be swallowing, or his Adam's apple is slightly off to the left, which is weird.
Commented Dec 2, 2009 on #296 at Snacks and Shit
#296
"Call me Mr. Carter or Mr. Lawnmower." - Lil Wayne, A Milli I'll probably just call you Mr. Carter because if I call you Mr. Lawnmower people will think we're both assholes. D'Elia: Funny, I used to get my grass cut by Mr. Lawnmower & Sons. They were not gangster.
xD Win @ Lief
Commented Dec 2, 2009 on #283 at Snacks and Shit
#283
"Just make sure you mention my name in the top brackets. And make sure they mention your name as the top faggot." - Jadakiss, Air It Out I just... laughed... so hard at this. "Top brackets" are something. A "top faggot" is nothing. You can't be the best at being gay or gayer than other gays. ...
I actually thank you for clearing that up, Anon. That was actually a fairly interesting bit of trivia.
But please, for the sake of me not going cross-eyed trying to read your post, check your spacing when you copypasta stuff. Please?
Commented Dec 2, 2009 on #273 at Snacks and Shit
#273
"Coast to coast, L.A. to Chicago." - Snoop Dogg, B Please Filed under: Worst pilot ever
@ Iggy
...What?
Commented Dec 2, 2009 on #272 at Snacks and Shit
#272
"When I'm pervin', everything be looking cute." - B-Legit, Hurricane by The Click ...Dudes? Filed under: Bi
xD
Previous Anon, whoever you are, I love you.
You just made me laugh so hard it hurt.
Commented Dec 2, 2009 on #271 at Snacks and Shit
#271
"My bathtub lift up, my walls do a 360." - Jadakiss, We Gonna Make It This would be sucky if this actually happened in your house. Also, if anything, don't you mean to say 180? Filed under: Lost his mind
I hope Tinyfolk was joking/being sarcastic. Being a good lyricist does not make you immortal. Also, "we're" and "were" are two very different things. "We're" is a collective noun, and "were" is the past tense of "are".
Also, win @ Ruby. Yes it does. And "shint" doesn't sound like it could be anything good.
Commented Dec 2, 2009 on #270 at Snacks and Shit
#270
"I be so rebelulous." - E-40, Ring It No you don't. Because that's nothing. Here are other things you're not... 1) Dimpy 2) Firbude 3) Shint Here's something you are... ... Idiotic for saying that. Filed under: Bad English teacher
Ohgod. Win @ previous Anon.
No, he isn't, is he? xD
Commented Dec 2, 2009 on #268 at Snacks and Shit
#268
"Keith Murray, the holder of the boulder." - Keith Murray, K.I.M. by EPMD Okay... the worst job ever OR Just said it because it rhymes. Filed under: So basic / Not fun / Not necessary / Worst job of all time
xD Nice one! I forgot about that "filed under"!
Two cool anons in a row. What a rarity.
Commented Dec 2, 2009 on #266 at Snacks and Shit
#266
"Now pull in the parkin' lot, nigga find a parkin' spot." - Ice Cube, Do Ya Thang Too banal to be rapping about. Filed under: Trivial / Should never recap parking / (PARKING!)
"hump that eye"?
You know skullfucking is very dangerous, right?
Someone could lose an eye.
(I know, I know. That was horrible. Shut up.)
Commented Dec 2, 2009 on #264 at Snacks and Shit
#264
"One Mississippi, you can't get with me. Two Mississippi, you never gonna hit me. Three Mississippi, can't no bitch trick me. Four Mississippi, won't no dogs sick me. Five Mississippi, we in Mississippi twenty deep on the block." - Styles P, Livin' The Life by The LOX Dear rappers, For about a...
We didn't need to know that for it to be funny.
Last time I checked, humor was the point here.
Thanks for ruining the mood, jerk.
Commented Dec 2, 2009 on #263 at Snacks and Shit
#263
"Up in Benihana, see me slangin' them chairs." - T.I., Big Shit Poppin' How non-gangster is it to hang out in chain restaurants and throw chairs around? Filed under: Barred for life from Benihana restaurants
For fuck's sake, people. This is getting really irritating.
WE. UNDERSTAND.
Stop trying to explain shit. We get it.
Enjoy the simple humor and laugh, or get off this site. It's not that hard.
This is why they put the little red 'x' in the top right corner.
Commented Dec 2, 2009 on #262 at Snacks and Shit
#262
"That bloke from Oasis said I couldn't play guitar. Somebody should'a told him I'm a fuckin' rock star." - Jay-Z, Jockin' Jay-Z Somebody: "Hey, Mr. Gallagher from Oasis, remember when you said Jay-Z couldn't play guitar?" Mr. Gallagher: "Yeah... I do remember that." Somebody: "Yeah well, don'...
xD oh God. That one cracked me up. Good job there, eastbay.
Commented Dec 2, 2009 on #256 at Snacks and Shit
#256
"I kick so fuckin' hard they say 'You's Japanese'." - Mystikal, Tarantula "What else can you tell me about that Mystikal guy?" "Well... He kicks pretty hard." "Oh. Really?" "Yeah. He's practically Japanese." "That's pretty racist."
xD this "filed under" made me laugh.
I love this site.
Commented Dec 2, 2009 on #254 at Snacks and Shit
#254
"Lay the beef on his noodle, make some Luger lasagna. Forty-cal fettuccine, trey-pound pasta... ya reach for this medallion, you must like Italian, nigga." - Fabolous, You Ain't Got Nuthin' by Lil Wayne This is such a long, roundabout way to tell people that not to mess with you and touch your...
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