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The "Dammit, Hardison" line made me laugh out loud. It was probably my favorite line of the episode.
Well done, sir!!
Commented Dec 13, 2010 on Various thoughts on The Ho Ho Ho Job at WWdN: In Exile
Various thoughts on The Ho Ho Ho Job
First things first: during tonight's webchat at TNT.tv, I wore a pretty awesome T-shirt. It's in this picture, if you can tear your eyes away from Beth for a second to look at it. It would be entirely understandable if you missed it the first time around. Anyway, during the chat, a lot of people...
"Gargamel's younger brother, Gargawil, didn't hate the Smurfs quite as much as his older, angrier sibling."
Commented Dec 3, 2010 on merry smurfin' smurfmas, mothersmurfers at WWdN: In Exile
merry smurfin' smurfmas, mothersmurfers
This is crying out for a caption. I'll choose my favorite, and send something neat* to whoever writes it. Submissions open throughout the weekend, one per person, and can only be left as comments here (it's too difficult to track on Twitter or via e-mail). *definition of 'neat' will be at my s...
I totally got where you were coming from, Wil. If they're a "news" organization (like it says on the banner of their website), it's kind of expected that they'd do some research before approaching you and saying "So what do YOU do?"
Cause really... it's not THAT hard to find if you're totally in the dark about it.
And while I eventually figured out that they were, honestly, in the dark, I was still offended FOR you at the dismissive tone they took (even if it wasn't dismissive).
And really, I want a T-Shirt that has a picture of you in a rage with the caption "I'M WIL WHEATON, BEYOTCH!"
Commented Sep 11, 2010 on in which wil goes HULK SMASH at WWdN: In Exile
in which wil goes HULK SMASH
Last night, I was supposed to perform in the Thrilling Adventure Hour at Largo with a bunch of my friends, and a bunch of people who I really admire. Unfortunately, the sinus infection I was fighting all week had other plans, so I stayed home and rested on the couch with a screening of Repo Man....
Yeah, Wil, if you've not seen "Whip It" put it in your Netflix Queue.
Totally worth it.
Commented Jun 14, 2010 on kick out the jams, motherfu- at WWdN: In Exile
kick out the jams, motherfu-
(Photo by me. Click to embiggen and get more info at Flickr.) Last night, Anne and I went to watch Roller Derby (which doesn't, by the rules of English grammar, need to be capitalized, but by the rules of capitalizing Things What Are Awesome does) live for the very first time. I used to watc...
It's a really good show. Can't wait to see you working with that cast. :)
Congrats!
Commented Apr 5, 2010 on Eureka! at WWdN: In Exile
Eureka!
I'm heading up to Vancouver later this week to shoot an episode of Eureka! The SyFy (I know they're my new employers, but it still pains me to write that) Channel put out the following press release this morning: Actor, author and blogger Wil Wheaton of the popular television series Star Trek: ...
EVIL Wil Wheaton's Ten Commandments go like this:
1. Be a REALLY HUGE DICK.
2. That's it. I don't have time for this.
3. Seriously, the ice is melting in my whisky.
4. GO TO 1.
This needs to be a t-shirt.
Commented Feb 21, 2010 on Your Saturday Moment of Zen. at WWdN: In Exile
Your Saturday Moment of Zen.
I don't like to work on the weekends if I can help it, but I'm doing Big Bang Theory all next week, and this keynote isn't going to write itself while I'm off being Evil Wil Wheaton, so here I am. When I write something, especially something this important, I spend most of my time letting ideas ...
Happy Anniversary you two. :) Here's to another fantastic 10 years, and then some.
Commented Nov 10, 2009 on to mark the passage of three thousand six hundred and fifty-three days together at WWdN: In Exile
to mark the passage of three thousand six hundred and fifty-three days together
We went to Napa for our tenth anniversary. For the record: being married to your best friend rules.
Seriously, Wil, getting to watch the interaction between y'all is REALLY entertaining. :D
Commented Oct 23, 2009 on ugly bags of mostly water at WWdN: In Exile
ugly bags of mostly water
I know, I know, posting Twitter conversations is the new posting pictures of your cat, but if you'll indulge me one more time, I think some of you will be glad you did: @levarburton: The Angels have demonstrated genuine character tonite... Unlike the Dodgers who simply punked out!!! @wilw: @lev...
But wait... if all the character tweets from Big Bang Theory aren't really from the characters... does that mean that you're not really you anymore, since you are now a character on Big Bang Theory? ;)
Don't let me have mocha in the morning... I start thinking crazy thoughts.
Commented Oct 23, 2009 on every great hero needs a nemesis . . . at WWdN: In Exile
every great hero needs a nemesis . . .
w00tstock 1.x was a HUGE SUCCESS. We loved creating it, the audiences seemed to enjoy being part of it, and there may or may not be secret discussions happening behind tightly-closed doors to determine the very best way to, as they say, "take it on the road" in The Year We Make Contact. I spent ...
Fuckin-a, Whetaton. Someday, I hope I'm half as cool as you are. :)
Clay
Commented Sep 8, 2009 on wil wheaton gets lucky ... sometimes at WWdN: In Exile
wil wheaton gets lucky ... sometimes
This was the ultimate highlight of my #PAX 2009, and watching it again just now brought tears to my eyes again. I'm not worthy of something this awesome. Thank you Jonathan, and Paul, and Storm, and Molly for making me feel cool. I <3 you guys.
FAN-FARKING-TASTIC!!
But you realize releasing the cover before the book makes you a huge Geek Tease.
:)
Commented Aug 28, 2009 on This is the cover for Memories of the Future, Volume One at WWdN: In Exile
This is the cover for Memories of the Future, Volume One
This is the cover for Memories of the Future, Volume One. I looked at a bunch of different designs (and at least one of them may be a variant cover at some point) but when I saw the comp that ended up leading to this cover, I knew that this was the one I'd want to use, because I just love 195...
My thoughts are with you and yours, Wil.
Commented Aug 25, 2009 on through the fish-eyed lens of tear stained eyes at WWdN: In Exile
through the fish-eyed lens of tear stained eyes
My dog Ferris, who was rescued from a bus stop in Monrovia by my wife Anne almost exactly 8 years ago, had a heart attack and died this morning. It happened very quickly, and I was with her, which is supposed to make me feel better, but at this moment all I can feel is nearly-unbearable sorrow, ...
Have a great birthday, Wil!!!
Commented Jul 29, 2009 on ah, to be young again, and also a robot at WWdN: In Exile
ah, to be young again, and also a robot
I'm 37! I'm not old. Also: Happy birthday to me!
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!
Thank you, Wil.
Commented Mar 27, 2009 on in the country of the kaurava king at WWdN: In Exile
in the country of the kaurava king
This made it past my mail filters last night: This is youur penis: 8--o This is youur penis on drugs: 8=====O Any questionss? He said. Yes, and he can beat any man in the country of the kaurava king (suyodhana) with all his followers an apportionment bill and carefully revise it of view. Insol...
I want the loop to continue, so it's like when you look into a mirror that's reflecting the mirror you're looking in that's reflecting the... you get the picture. No pun intended.
Commented Feb 2, 2009 on this is probably the closest i'll ever come to having something in common with stephen colbert at WWdN: In Exile
this is probably the closest i'll ever come to having something in common with stephen colbert
Operation Crazy Awesome Idea is nearing the "Time to find out if this is crazy awesome or just crazy," moment of truth, so that's where I'm sort of living at the moment. I also have a writing deadline in two hours, so I'm trying not to run around my office waving my hands over my head and scream...
Wow, yeah, I *TOTALLY* missed that comma in there there the first time I read it.
Commented Jan 28, 2009 on evil, parallel universe wil says ... at WWdN: In Exile
evil, parallel universe wil says ...
Oh man, I love this so much. (created by Patrick K.)
Hey Christopher, from the Apneatic.com website:
"We want to make it clear that we 100% have no hostilities towards SuicideGirls in anyway anymore, we all came to a really fair agreement over this dispute, and there were no bad people here, just mistakes and misunderstandings. If you've boycotted SG on our behalf, you helped us come to this agreement, so thank you but the battle is over, and we're all friends again."
Deep breaths, man. The war is over.
Commented Nov 13, 2008 on The Geek in Review Returns! at WWdN: In Exile
The Geek in Review Returns!
Hey guess what? I'm writing the Geek in Review for the Suicide Girls Newswire again. Instead of a weekly column, it'll be monthly, and a new column will go up on the second Wednesday of every month. Today's column is called "... when the MCP was just a chess program." The earliest video games d...
Hey Christopher, from the Apneatic.com website:
"We want to make it clear that we 100% have no hostilities towards SuicideGirls in anyway anymore, we all came to a really fair agreement over this dispute, and there were no bad people here, just mistakes and misunderstandings. If you've boycotted SG on our behalf, you helped us come to this agreement, so thank you but the battle is over, and we're all friends again."
Deep breaths, man. The war is over.
Commented Nov 13, 2008 on The Geek in Review Returns! at WWdN: In Exile
The Geek in Review Returns!
Hey guess what? I'm writing the Geek in Review for the Suicide Girls Newswire again. Instead of a weekly column, it'll be monthly, and a new column will go up on the second Wednesday of every month. Today's column is called "... when the MCP was just a chess program." The earliest video games d...
My dad combined both rules into:
The masses are asses.
Commented Nov 7, 2008 on who's gonna drive you home tonight? at WWdN: In Exile
who's gonna drive you home tonight?
Anne and I took Nolan out to Glendale tonight for this art thing he likes to do. After we dropped him off, Anne said, "Hey, I want to have a dinner date with my husband." Bonus, unexpected dinner dates are always awesome, so I didn't even put up token resistance, and we had an awesome meal toget...
My dad combined both rules into:
The masses are asses.
Commented Nov 7, 2008 on who's gonna drive you home tonight? at WWdN: In Exile
who's gonna drive you home tonight?
Anne and I took Nolan out to Glendale tonight for this art thing he likes to do. After we dropped him off, Anne said, "Hey, I want to have a dinner date with my husband." Bonus, unexpected dinner dates are always awesome, so I didn't even put up token resistance, and we had an awesome meal toget...
Dude... Amen.
Commented Nov 6, 2008 on "...or else we didn't win anything at all." at WWdN: In Exile
"...or else we didn't win anything at all."
I went to a local park and had lunch with a friend of mine today. It’s beautiful here, but we can tell that it’s Summer’s last attempt to hold Autumn at bay, and we’ll be suffering through the misery of sixty degree afternoons soon enough. There’s even rumor of an inch of rain before the end of ...
Dude... Amen.
Commented Nov 6, 2008 on "...or else we didn't win anything at all." at WWdN: In Exile
"...or else we didn't win anything at all."
I went to a local park and had lunch with a friend of mine today. It’s beautiful here, but we can tell that it’s Summer’s last attempt to hold Autumn at bay, and we’ll be suffering through the misery of sixty degree afternoons soon enough. There’s even rumor of an inch of rain before the end of ...
Whoops, I'm an idiot and double posted. Sorry.
Stupid fingers.
Commented Nov 4, 2008 on one last time . . . at WWdN: In Exile
one last time . . .
I want my country back, and I want the despicable campaign of hate, fear, lies, and division run by John McCain and personified by Sarah Palin to be repudiated by a massive Obama win. We can make this happen. The polls all say we're going to make this happen . . . but I remember 2000 and I re...
Whoops, I'm an idiot and double posted. Sorry.
Stupid fingers.
Commented Nov 4, 2008 on one last time . . . at WWdN: In Exile
one last time . . .
I want my country back, and I want the despicable campaign of hate, fear, lies, and division run by John McCain and personified by Sarah Palin to be repudiated by a massive Obama win. We can make this happen. The polls all say we're going to make this happen . . . but I remember 2000 and I re...
Hey wil,
You'll appreciate this, from Joe Gordon-Levitt.
youtube.com/user/PoliticsIsBULLSH1T
Commented Nov 4, 2008 on one last time . . . at WWdN: In Exile
one last time . . .
I want my country back, and I want the despicable campaign of hate, fear, lies, and division run by John McCain and personified by Sarah Palin to be repudiated by a massive Obama win. We can make this happen. The polls all say we're going to make this happen . . . but I remember 2000 and I re...
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