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The Baader-Meinhof Group was another name for the Red Army Faction, one of Germany's most violent communist terror groups. It was founded in 1970 by Andreas Baader, Gudrun Ensslin, Horst Mahler, and Ulrike Meinhof. I still think Blue Buick Syndrome is a better name though...
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You know about the Blue Car Syndrome, right? It says that when you buy a blue car, you suddenly start seeing blue cars everywhere. It doesn't mean that there are actually more blue cars than before, it just means that you're more aware of them. About a month ago, I read something about The Lizar...
I always heard of it as Blue Buick Syndrome... or you could call it Red Neon Syndrome, or Green Escort Syndrome... It's not just the color that triggers it, it's the model too... we look for the familiar, and fairly often, we find it...
this post brought to you by wil's lizard brain
You know about the Blue Car Syndrome, right? It says that when you buy a blue car, you suddenly start seeing blue cars everywhere. It doesn't mean that there are actually more blue cars than before, it just means that you're more aware of them. About a month ago, I read something about The Lizar...
Have you traced your family tree Wil? Cuz that guy really does look like a distant relative of yours...
Your Saturday Moment of Zen.
I don't like to work on the weekends if I can help it, but I'm doing Big Bang Theory all next week, and this keynote isn't going to write itself while I'm off being Evil Wil Wheaton, so here I am. When I write something, especially something this important, I spend most of my time letting ideas ...
Congratulations! Though I feel compelled to add a caveat: Thrilled as I am by the return of Ev(W)il, because he's frickin hilarious, as a writer, I am a bit troubled by the concept, from a storytelling perspective, of creating a nemesis for the Antagonist character rather than for the Protagonist character, which any viewing of the show will demonstrate to be Leonard, with Sheldon as the Ant.. Any thoughts on this?
Evil Wil Wheaton returns to The Big Bang Theory
Well, it's official. Evil Wil Wheaton is going back to The Big Bang Theory! From TV Guide Magazine: Geeks everywhere will be happy hear that Star Trek star Wil Wheaton will be returning to hang out with TV’s hippest nerds on The Big Bang Theory. “We were very excited when Wil Wheaton appeared...
And while Gevmage is correct that Shroedinger's cat is an illustration of quantum physics using a broader analogy, it is not a macroscopic expansion, as the deciding or acting factor is usually described as the movement of a quantum particle (which, of course, is impossible to measure, therefore rendering it a thought exercise). Shroedinger's cat is used to illustrate the concept of superposition, which is counter to the Multiverse or Many Worlds theory.
You just keep on trying, until you run out of cake.
Yesterday, I wrote: Well, the power just went out, so it's time for me to pack up my Mac and head out to a cafe with WiFi where I can work on my novel in front of people and get this posted. The weird thing is, while it's likely going to take an hour at least from the time I finish writing this...
Part of the problem is the way math is taught- by rote. One plus one is two, two plus two is four, five minus two is three, three times four is BORED ALREADY! Very seldom do teachers use practical applications of mathematical principles to illustrate both the methodology and usefulness of the particular principles being demonstrated. This is one reason that so many children have trouble with fractions, for example, and how to add and subtract them (not to mention multiply and divide)-- yet many of these same children would INSTINCTIVELY know they were getting screwed over if their sibling got 3/8th's of a pizza and they only got 1/4th...
You just keep on trying, until you run out of cake.
Yesterday, I wrote: Well, the power just went out, so it's time for me to pack up my Mac and head out to a cafe with WiFi where I can work on my novel in front of people and get this posted. The weird thing is, while it's likely going to take an hour at least from the time I finish writing this...
Um, sorry to hijack your thread Wil, but dude... SERIOUSLY? And yet Spock seemed so indifferent to it all. Hmmm. Do Vulcans take Zoloft?
HELLO? Vulcans don't believe in showing emotions!! SWEET JESUS ON A CROSS, how can you quote ST:TOS and NOT know this?
the guild the guild the guild THE GUILD THE GUILD THE MOTHERFRAKKING GUILD
I, uh, had trouble coming up with a title for this post. Sorry about that. So season Three of The Guild wrapped up this week, and if the feedback I'm getting via Twitter and e-mail is any indication, we can make a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. Felicia has a post at her blog where she talks in a spoil...
A. Shouldn't #6 be #1 in GIANT FLASHING LETTERS??
B. Part of the problem there is the inherently inferior English orthography we have inherited from our ancestors... we need a Committee to Reform English Orthography (Yes, I appreciate the irony of creating a Spanish acronym with English words.) to make English spelling rules more phonetic and rigidly enforced... When people can speak coherently and still be unable to SPELL words that they know and can use, it means the spelling system is BROKEN!
ten quick things, including some math, a comic, and a few ideas
I can't believe it's Friday, which means tomorrow is the weekend. Where did this week go, anyway? A few things I wanted to mention before I get busy: 1. If you'd told me a year ago that I'd be going to bed between 9 and 10 every night, then waking up entirely on my own between 6 and 7 the next m...
Thank you, Wil, for being an Advocate for creators and creativity!
Get Excited and Make Things!
My friend Ariana works with Warren Ellis to make all kinds of really cool things. Lately, they've been experimenting with print on demand technology to take creative risks that simple economics would have rendered impossible as recently as five years ago. For example, three weeks ago, they sta...
Um, 1. I can totally hear Burns saying that title. Now it's going to be stuck in my head all day. THANKS ALOT, HWEATON! And 2. WHY oh WHY did you have to have your ep on one of the few Mondays when I have to work an evening shift??! Please tell me that BBT is one of the CBS shows that you can LEGALLY watch on the tubes, via their website or Hulu, or something (something LEGAL that is).
Everybody walk the dinosaur. Well, except for you. You're not working out.
I have no idea what the title of this post has to do with the content of this post. In fact, I think there's no relation at all, other than the fact that I wrote them both. But when your brain compels you to quote Was (not Was), it's best to just do what it says, and slip in a Simpsons reference...
Didn't you have the ConSARS last year after PAX too? Maybe you'll hafta start wearing a breath-mask when you go out, just like MJ... ;P hehehehehe...
in which a proclamation is made
I seem to have come down with some kind of post-PAX flu. It's not the Swine Flu, but I am coughing so much even I have grown tired of saying "my god, it's full of stars." I can't really focus long enough to write the PAX post I want to write (it's at about 30% completion, I guess) so please allo...
Pwned. Totally fucking pwned. Goddammit, I even KNEW it was a Rickroll before I clicked it, and I STILL clicked it. HWEATON! HWEATOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! So, how does it feel to Rickroll half the fucking internet, you bastard? :D
...and the livin' is easy.
Hey, remember when I posted stuff in my blog every day and we all had a good time while learning? It's a distant memory, but if you squint, you may be able to pick it up. Anyway. It's summer, I've been working on awesome projects that I can't talk about, finishing up awesome projects that I've t...
So I haven't seen the new one yet, but the big problem that I had with the first was that they both disanthropomorphized the robots AND decentralized them... Now, I'm not against either concept, per se, but when you combine them, it means that you don't spend enough time introducing characters that we don't recognize anymore, and so we don't really know or care what's happening in the big fight scenes, for example- or at all, really...
Also, the main villians aren't very well explained, so the Decepticons don't really make that much sense...
more than meets the eye
Yesterday, I went to the dentist, and while I was waiting, I picked up a copy of Highlights (because that's what you do when you're at the dentist, whether you're 6 or 36.) I went directly to the hidden pictures page, confirmed that, yes, children are still circling the hidden pictures and they ...
I must mention something of which I'm sure you're aware, but as an Oregonian, I have to brag that Portland is the Microbrewery Capitol OF THE WORLD!!! So drink as many craft brews as you can... and welcome to the Pacific Northwest! (again! : )
LEVERAGE: day one
Last night, I tried to convince my brain that it should shut the hell up and let me go to sleep early, because I had to wake up at 5am no matter what. It didn't cooperate. It sang songs to me, wrote little stories, and told me jokes until almost midnight. Yes, I am my brain's bitch. (Don't worry...
So poking sticks at Project X would be a bad thing? Sorry! I just couldn't help it!
PS- Re: The Watchmen: I think the news vendor was right: DR212=$3.
status updates and a keyboard cat
This gets less funny over time, but it made me laugh really hard the first time I saw it (NSFW language): There are many more, of varying quality and levels of offensiveness, at Play him off, Keyboard Cat. Somebody once said that you can't successfully write a blog and a book at the same t...
Yeah, due to "Rights Issues"... so who's holding them up for money/recognition? Is it Paramount? McDonalds? Or even Kirk Cameron INC?
just in case you wanted to talk about tonight's TNG reunion on Family Guy...
So, here's the question that'll keep you up( ha-ha... no pun intended) at night: What is the country of Suyodhana(The Kaurava king)?
in the country of the kaurava king
This made it past my mail filters last night: This is youur penis: 8--o This is youur penis on drugs: 8=====O Any questionss? He said. Yes, and he can beat any man in the country of the kaurava king (suyodhana) with all his followers an apportionment bill and carefully revise it of view. Insol...
Here's me, beating a dead horse:
Still Auditioning Actor, without charged cell phone = Fail
Writer, without charged cell phone = Situation Normal
Techo Geek, without charged cell phone = EPIC FAIL
Future Secretary of Geek Affairs (Okay, I might be optimistic here...), without charged cell phone = SHEER AND UTTER MADNESS
stupid murphy's law can bite me.
My plans to spend last night with the Basic D&D Dungeon Master's Booklet were derailed when I got a late-afternoon phone call from my manager. "You have a pilot audition tomorrow," he said. "I'm sending you all the material right now." He described the show to me; it sounds very cool. He describ...
In fact, Wil, file that under "Things I Learned From D&D": Everyone has different strengths and weaknesses- It's important to learn these, so that you can kill them more efficiently. (Wait, I think that last part might be a US Military addendum...)
this isn't a book; it's a time machine
This is where it all began for me: the D&D Basic Rules Set. When I opened this book in 1983, I had no idea that it would change my life. Back then, if you told 11 year-old me that I'd be 36 and wiping tears from my face because reading it brought back so many joyful memories, he would have cal...
Um, so why aren't we reading this under the heading "Check out the opening pages of my new fiction work, which I hope to have completed within the next 6 months or so?"
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Geek in Review: The Birth of an Avenger
This month's Geek in Review is about creating Aeofel Elhromanë, the Eladrin Avenger I played for the most recent Penny Arcade D&D podcast. While all D&D characters begin as a collection of numbers (on paper, my Eladrin Avenger is 14,12,14,14,16,12) those numbers don’t mean anything without a s...
Wait, there's a riddle about 1234567? Did you have to roll to discover whether you solved it or not? Cuz otherwise, you lose 50d6 MathGeek Points...
this isn't a book; it's a time machine
This is where it all began for me: the D&D Basic Rules Set. When I opened this book in 1983, I had no idea that it would change my life. Back then, if you told 11 year-old me that I'd be 36 and wiping tears from my face because reading it brought back so many joyful memories, he would have cal...
Speaking of Stand By Me, do you know that AMC has played it at least two times in the last couple of weeks? It's funny to watch the scenes in town and go, "Hello, Brownsville!"
Every time I recognize a different shot... It's like, "Oh, they shot THAT one in town too!" (I grew up in the next town over from Brownsville, Lebanon...
operation crazy idea presents: the criminal minds production diary - the audio version
I spent much of today recording and mixing an audio version of my Criminal Minds production diary. It's available as a DRM-free MP3 for just $5. The fundamental concept behind Operation Crazy Idea is to publish more things, more often, at lower price points. The simplicity and immediacy of POD t...
um, Mary Sue(The Orginal)? You can't spoil something that SUCKS!! That's just called kindness... Maybe if AVP wasn't such a BAG OF BOILED CRAP ON A STICK W/CINNAMON ON TOP, you could consider it spoiled... And AVP: Requiem? EVEN WORSE!
As for BSG, this is when it would be nice to have the soapbox back... (hint, hint, wink, wink, nudge, nudge... Wheaton X is coming? Yes? PLEASE? WW9 is OLD!) Then you could have different forums for different viewing levels, and spoilage warnings, enter-at-own risks discussions, etc...
Otherwise, trying to talk about new ep's looks like this (****= REDACTED SPOILER):
I just can't believe that **** is the ****... that is lamer than **** being thrown out of the airlock by ****. It's worse than when **** shot **** in the head after we discovered that Earth is ****. The real question is, though, what the frak is ****? We just saw **** bury **** own **** on ****, right? What the FRAK!!! About the only good thing was seeing **** and **** get **** after the ****, and hearing the **** get on the **** after her **** and tell the **** that she was coming after them when she though that they had killed ****.
well, at least i got a good story out of it...
My table in the vendor's room at the Phoenix Comicon was right next to Aaron Douglas. Aaron is a good friend, and he knows that I'm a huge fan of his show and admirer of his work. He also knows that I'm way behind on BSG (near the end of season 3) so he's made this heroic effort to protect me fr...
Now that is an awesome story, sir...
btw, great job of totally not telling us which show you're auditioning for...
of angels and angles
I recently had one of those "so crazy it just might work" ideas, and I was at a meeting very, very late last night talking about it. When I got home, the entire house was asleep, but my dogs (who must believe that I'm never going to come back every time I walk out the front door) ran laps around...
I think that must be one of the most succinct and accurate summaries of the concept of defensive driving that I've ever heard...
who's gonna drive you home tonight?
Anne and I took Nolan out to Glendale tonight for this art thing he likes to do. After we dropped him off, Anne said, "Hey, I want to have a dinner date with my husband." Bonus, unexpected dinner dates are always awesome, so I didn't even put up token resistance, and we had an awesome meal toget...
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