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Here's someone's take on replacing Midnight Green with Kelly Green in the current uniform set - not sure why he chose to show the (still) awful black over green combo: http://lh4.ggpht.com/_R5psDxCZPmg/TGnzZdFpI6I/AAAAAAAABQ0/d9ojvdjXIbk/current-uniform-kelly-green.jpg
(by Jeff Shirley for a Uni-Watch tweak roundup: http://www.uni-watch.com/2010/01/10/a-crack-in-the-ice/ )
A Change.org Petition for the Eagles to Bring Back Kelly Green Has Over 4,000 Signatures
I’ve always thought that the online petition was sort of like the phony Craigslist posting in the interweb hierarchy-- a low-hanging fruit story for bloggers and news outlets, and a legitimization of something that is either, in the grand scheme of things, frivolous or, well, illegitimate. Bu...
Teams heavily rumored (or leaked) as changing - some of these may be very minor like a trim detail, new pants option, or a new logo on a generally unchanged uniform:
Jaguars
Vikings
Dolphins
Browns (keeping the same helmet, though)
Also, teams have scrapped proposed changes before the season started. That's why the Bears can have orange pants in Madden 13, but they never wore them during the real 2012 season. All that to say, the Eagles have never shown up on those lists. It would be neat if they managed to change things without any word of it leaking out, but that's unlikely.
A Change.org Petition for the Eagles to Bring Back Kelly Green Has Over 4,000 Signatures
I’ve always thought that the online petition was sort of like the phony Craigslist posting in the interweb hierarchy-- a low-hanging fruit story for bloggers and news outlets, and a legitimization of something that is either, in the grand scheme of things, frivolous or, well, illegitimate. Bu...
Thanks, Adam!
So, "Big Balls Chip" it is
Image source unknown The folks at Buzzfeed, via (@TheSlawDr), have brought to our attention the nickname given to Chip Kelly at Oregon: Big Balls Chip. And while we could very easily deduce the moniker’s origins (Kelly’s willingness to go for it on fourth down and other unconventional tactics...
The top image is South Park-y because it's a parody of a screenshot/image from a 2010 episode of South Park... http://www.ign.com/articles/2010/04/01/south-park-medicinal-fried-chicken-review
So, "Big Balls Chip" it is
Image source unknown The folks at Buzzfeed, via (@TheSlawDr), have brought to our attention the nickname given to Chip Kelly at Oregon: Big Balls Chip. And while we could very easily deduce the moniker’s origins (Kelly’s willingness to go for it on fourth down and other unconventional tactics...
@Chesco: It's hurt to write these articles since about week 4. Oddly enough, winning even makes people not hate uniform articles (as much).
UniDiction 2012 - Week 16 - Eagles vs. Redskins
... And one more to go after this week. This one's a rematch, though unlike the second Cowboys game, we'll see different uniform combinations in what will more-than-likely be Andy Reid's final game coaching from the "home" sideline at Lincoln Financial Field. With a three-way tie in the NFC E...
@Michael: Thanks for the heads-up. Will update shortly.
UniDiction 2012 - Week 9 - Eagles vs. Saints
Updated thanks to reader Michael Chakler Unfortunately, the powers of both the bye week and the alternate were not enough to overcome the Falcons and Andy Reid (yep, even the Fashion Editor is piling on!). But, it's not all bad news. It's November, so say "see ya" to October's pink crap, now...
"Hunsicker says people actually show up to R-Phils games expecting to see the Phillies. Really."
I don't think this is true except for people from foreign countries (who are traveling without a local host), who are going to the outlets in Reading, seeing a baseball stadium, seeing "Phillies," and then assuming it's the regular MLB Phillies. This re-branding addresses what might be the tiniest plausible Venn Diagram overlap in history.
The Reading Phillies Will No Longer Be The "Reading Phillies", GM Scott Hunsicker Tells Us Why
Photo courtesy of the team in Reading Yesterday, Reading Phillies GM Scott Hunsicker, with the help of a comically large Acme-style crate, announced that, on November 17, the team will unveil the results of its rebranding efforts, which will yield a new name, logo, and uniforms. The immediate...
@Pat T - thanks for the heads-up and kind words. Updating shortly.
@Philly native...: Not true. I also don't like the Eagles uniforms due to the drop shadow, black socks, and stripe patterns. If the Eagles were playing the Cardinals in green over white, that'd be a straight-up "win" (whatever that means for something as ridiculous as this). This specific season (as of week 3) has been weird because the Eagles were in green on the road against the Browns (who have a top tier uniform), then against the Ravens (not so nice) but in the awful white over green combination. As the season progresses, you'll see the green over white combination "win" a fair amount, I'm sure.
I agree that the Eagles have one of the best helmets in the league (with the Steelers, Rams, Chargers). In previous seasons (check the archives) I'd write much more about the Eagles each week, but it was pretty much the same things every week, the way that I mention the shade of green every week now, I was writing the same thing ("great helmet, bad stripes, wrong socks") each week.
@Korn...: they can wear an alternate twice a season, but they're currently using the black jersey as the alternate, unfortunately.
UniDiction 2012 - Week 3 - Cardinals vs. Eagles
UPDATED (h/t to reader Pat T.) Another week, another reinforcement of how much Midnight Green needs to go. Sure, the Eagles mixed things up and wore their white jerseys at home against the Ravens, but they paired them with their Midnight Green pants, their worst combination in their tired set. ...
Uh-oh: Eagles' & Ravens' Gamedays both show their teams wearing white jerseys tomorrow... http://t.co/SjOJXQab http://t.co/ESStRSET. There's scandal a-brewin' (though it seems like the home team's website might have a higher chance of being correct.)
UniDiction 2012 - Week 2 - Ravens vs. Eagles
Nothing particularly interesting going on uniform-wise last week, other than the Panthers in their blue alternates (for an away game, nonetheless) and the Seahawks new uniforms not looking all that bad in white over grey pants, but this week will see the the Chargers in white over white for t...
@this is stupid: You get the prize for "First comment to call me gay for the season!"
@Al TRU: I've tried getting people to change their fantasy line-ups accordingly, but no luck so far for some reason...
@Raymond K. Hessel: What "knowledge" are you looking for, exactly? It's a pretty superficial topic for the most part (with some exceptions, such as the history of the Ravens logo change, for example).
@Johnny: blah blah blah Don't like it, don't read it, and don't comment blah blah blah
@Dan Fuller: Don't feed the trolls... d'oh. Too late.
UniDiction 2012 - Week 2 - Ravens vs. Eagles
Nothing particularly interesting going on uniform-wise last week, other than the Panthers in their blue alternates (for an away game, nonetheless) and the Seahawks new uniforms not looking all that bad in white over grey pants, but this week will see the the Chargers in white over white for t...
Well, hopefully they'll wear them with white pants instead of green which they did a few times about ten years ago.
I'm still undecided if Black over Green or Green over Green is their worst combo, though.
Black/Green: http://sdrv.ms/OZsCkg
Green/Green: http://sdrv.ms/O6LuzR
Black/White: http://sdrv.ms/O6LCiP
(the best of these combos, but this picture makes it obvious why midnight green isn't a good color. It just looks drably "dark" when the lighting isn't perfect.)
Eagles Not Going Back From Black (Jerseys)
For some unholy reason, the Eagles will wear their black uniforms again this season. According to the best Eagles reporter there is, Tim McManus, the jerseys, which were cool in, like, 2005, will be worn on October 28 against the Falcons. So, a Halloween game. Basically. Meanwhile, our fash...
@Brian They made a prototype of an away jersey showing "Philadelphia." http://sdrv.ms/NDj3x1
They used the same typeface, and "Philadelphia" simply has too many letters to fit cleanly.
The Flyers Uniforms Ranked as Best in All of Sports
Photo via Lady Neat's always outstanding Flickr galleries Oddly, an NFL.com feature by Uniform Monitor has a ranking of the best uniforms in America. The Flyers came in at number one: In the name of full disclosure, I am not a Flyers fan -- matter of fact, they're my least favorite team in spo...
@PSU Alum -- Doh. Good catch. I used the wrong picture for the White/White combo. Image will be updated shortly.
Penn State to Make Slight Changes to Uniforms for 2012 Season
Penn State's 2011 Uniforms Confirming an item from a bit less than two weeks ago, Penn State announced today that they will be updating their uniforms for this coming football season. As detailed by their athletic department, the changes are minor, but notable, if only due to the relative con...
@Matt T: Any source or link for that? The articles about this seem just to go back to the Reading Eagle piece which doesn't touch on that (though it makes sense). I'll definitely update the article if there's a source out there.
Next Potential Casualty of Sandusky Scandal: Penn State Football Uniforms
First went the statue of the emperor, next comes his clothes? As enduring an image of the university as Joe Paterno himself, Penn State is actively considering an update to their (seemingly) old-as-time-itself football uniforms in the interest of distancing itself from not just the "Sandusky e...
@State Penn: There isn't one on Penn State's uniforms! Though there is a swoosh...
Next Potential Casualty of Sandusky Scandal: Penn State Football Uniforms
First went the statue of the emperor, next comes his clothes? As enduring an image of the university as Joe Paterno himself, Penn State is actively considering an update to their (seemingly) old-as-time-itself football uniforms in the interest of distancing itself from not just the "Sandusky e...
@Chris - I happen to like the Air Max 95-esque style. To each his own, I guess. There were some warning signs in the listing that I (in hindsight) feel stupid for having missed such as feedback rating, type of pictures, and so on.
Size 13, actually, but yes, very large socks [which are tough to find in stores]. I have an issue with regular sized socks going threadbare at the toe because of this. This is not a euphemism. [yes, too much information...]
Your Monday Morning Roundup
Shane Victorino wasn’t so happy about that report of him whining over batting seventh last weekend. Here’s what he told Ryan Lawrence of the Delco Times on Saturday afternoon: [Delco Times] "Absolutely 100 percent false. Unless you know for sure that’s the reason, I was there an hour before t...
With actually registering the trademark, it'd be “Do you want to knowwww... how I got this smile on my FACE? Well - sniffles, wipes nose - that’s a clown question, bro®!” Anyone can claim a trademark with a ™ symbol, but he just made it legit and could (theoretically and if it is approved) sue when others used it if they're within the scope of the "Goods and Services" listed in the application.
Double points for the joker pun, though.
Douchebag Bryce Harper Trademarks "That's a Clown Question, Bro"
Per the Washington Post and CSN Washington, Harper says his main sponsor, Under Armour, will begin selling t-shirts and other nonsense with his trademarked “that’s a clown question, bro” phrase. Now, often when we use the term “trademarked,” we use it figuratively, talking about a person who h...
Per confirmation from Nike, the only team logo anywhere on these is on the insole, so even that is subtle (unless your team has loud colors, of course). http://www.twitter.com/nikestore/status/195299934277353473
$1.1 Billion Gets You... Brand Synergy! (and Pretty Cool Eagles Sneakers)
Eagles Air Max 95 (No-Sew) - NFL Draft Pack - picture via counterkicks For those wondering what Nike would do with the NFL license after the disappointingly and expectly overhyped unveiling ceremony, they finally showed some of the benefits of their freshly enacted apparel deal with their 2012...
@Nova Yeah, if you're not into the Air Max 95s, the NFC South's design is pretty nice.
$1.1 Billion Gets You... Brand Synergy! (and Pretty Cool Eagles Sneakers)
Eagles Air Max 95 (No-Sew) - NFL Draft Pack - picture via counterkicks For those wondering what Nike would do with the NFL license after the disappointingly and expectly overhyped unveiling ceremony, they finally showed some of the benefits of their freshly enacted apparel deal with their 2012...
@Bill: "Yinzer" is the slang term for someone from Pittsburgh. Surprisingly it's not considered derogatory, but it sounds funny, so it stays.
This Week in Yinzer Fashion: 2012 Steelers Throwbacks
from the Steelers.com Gallery of the Press Conference Adding one last dig to our neighbors to the west before tonight's (hopefully) decisive hockey game, the Steelers did us a favor showcased their new-for-2012 throwbacks yesterday. Yikes. Gone is the 60s-inspired alternate with its trademark ...
"The “oh yeah I forgot, that team got everybody this offseason” test sounds great on paper, but it rarely ends up well for said team."
Don't forget the Marlins won not one, but two World Series in 10 years using this strategy.
The Ridiculous Marlins
The Los Marlinos are going to be a lot of fun this year. I have no idea if they will be any good*, but they’re certainly going to be entertaining. They play in a spaceship. It has a Kristin Davis-vagina-like home run sculpture. Jose Reyes. A bananas logo. This unfortunate unofficial theme son...
@that girl: Good question.
1) It needs to look like a football uniform. Yes, this creates a logical conundrum, but similar to some other famous descriptions, you know a football uniform when you see one.
This looks like one:
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-FpCr1k_wjKo/TRYJIKBFRjI/AAAAAAAAB3o/ldDn3nVkut0/s800/blue_white_3.jpg
This doesn't:
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-FIm4HrpANYo/TnIaTG7MZHI/AAAAAAAADGY/dvHv-kqpKJs/s800/blue_blue_1.jpg
2) I generally don't like the white jersey over "dark" pants look. "Dark" pants often just end up looking, well, blackish and dark as opposed to an obvious color unless the lighting is ideal (and it's often not).
3) Excessive "ornaments" detract from a design. If it looks tacked on, it probably was, originally on a designer's CorelDraw or Illustrator screen. Inexplicable panels (Cardinals), stripes that aren't really stripes (Falcons pants), "yokes" (previous Bills uniforms) just look busy and in the big picture, will prove to be only fads.
I'll make a note that none of these say "new = bad" or "modern = no good."
"Honolulu Blue" (Lions) and continuing to call the Redskins maroon "Burgundy" are just as much products of marketing as "Midnight Green." It's just part of sports branding; people only tend to get upset when it's forced down the fans' throats (i.e. "Midnight Green").
UniDiction 2011: Week 15 - Eagles vs. Jets and Week 14 Round-Up
Click to enlarge Well, the Eagles won, and I predicted it. Nice. Sure, the score was off, but I'll take the W. Week 14 Round-Up The Steelers wore their 60s-ish throwbacks. Again, they're nice twice a season; more than that, well, that's a lot of yellow helmets. Nice to see them in non-yell...
AP is showing that the Jets are in White over Green, not White over White. Apologies for the incorrect prediction. Consider the score to be 22-13, Eagles.
The game is going to be VERY green.
http://www.apimages.com/Search.aspx?st=k&remem=x&kw=eagles+jets&intv=None&shgroup=-10&sh=10
UniDiction 2011: Week 15 - Eagles vs. Jets and Week 14 Round-Up
Click to enlarge Well, the Eagles won, and I predicted it. Nice. Sure, the score was off, but I'll take the W. Week 14 Round-Up The Steelers wore their 60s-ish throwbacks. Again, they're nice twice a season; more than that, well, that's a lot of yellow helmets. Nice to see them in non-yell...
Ok, ok, Kevin, I'll bite. What would you want "autographed"? A bound journal containing all of my articles? Note: for good reason, these don't exist.
UniDiction 2011: Week 14 - Eagles vs. Dolphins and Week 13 Round-Up
I lost; the Eagles lost. It was an ugly game for every possible reason. Let's just not talk about it. Week 13 Round-Up [click to enlarge images] The Buccaneers wore their Creamsicle throwbacks against the Panthers, which are ugly, but in that "so bad it's good, but no more than twice a sea...
OK - so we've got one vote against the new format.
UniDiction 2011: Week 13 - Eagles vs. Seahawks and Week 12 Round-Up (new format!)
Follow me on twitter (@dancfuller) Well, I was wrong for last week's game, too. 3-8. Of course, there was nothing right about the Eagles on-field performance, either. There's an all-new format for the UniDiction section which I think you'll like, so let me know what you think in the comments. ...
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