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Dat Roro Kid
New York City but originally from the 305
Dick Joke Maker
Interests: all things Miami sports, GETTING MY GODDAMN DICK WET, stupidity, farts
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YEEEAAA...I totally called this shiiiittt.
Your First Round Open Thread
Oh, what big, fat guy that doesn't score touchdowns await us... SO MANY large, delicious men for Jeff Ireland to salivate over. He must be straight outta jizz right now from fappin' all day long to Combine video of them. The fatal 3-car pile-up that is your Miami Dolphins awaits in the comme...
Your First Round Open Thread
Posted Apr 25, 2013 at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
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These Are The New Uniforms
Posted Apr 23, 2013 at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
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Dolphins Sign Dustin Keller to 1-Year Deal
Posted Mar 15, 2013 at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
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UPGRADEZZZZ!
Brian Hartline Talks About Me, Defends His Stance on Cats
BrianHartlineInterview-3-13-13 Brian Hartline went on LeBatard's show to address the ongoing twitter beef between several FinsNationers and Hartline about his apparent dislike for cats. It wasn't about how he felt about his contract or anything. Nooooo...it was the caaaaaattttssssssssssssssss...
Cuz he runs out of all that juicy 'analysis' from all the other bloggers, beat guys from doing nothing all day and he needs SOMETHING new to mentally masturbate Jeff Ireland with. Here's some analysis for you, McGee: you have NO life and should murder your parents, THEN yourself.
Brian Hartline Talks About Me, Defends His Stance on Cats
BrianHartlineInterview-3-13-13 Brian Hartline went on LeBatard's show to address the ongoing twitter beef between several FinsNationers and Hartline about his apparent dislike for cats. It wasn't about how he felt about his contract or anything. Nooooo...it was the caaaaaattttssssssssssssssss...
How much we really upgraded? Did you think we upgraded in 2010 when we got Marshall and Dansby? Do you think having Matt Moore sit on the sidelines for the same price as Reggie Bush is gonna kick ass for the Lions next season is an upgrade? Unlike you, I'm not some newb fan that gets excited over a little titmilk. I'll reserve my excitement for when the games count. You dick. Pffff...upgrades....
Brian Hartline Talks About Me, Defends His Stance on Cats
BrianHartlineInterview-3-13-13 Brian Hartline went on LeBatard's show to address the ongoing twitter beef between several FinsNationers and Hartline about his apparent dislike for cats. It wasn't about how he felt about his contract or anything. Nooooo...it was the caaaaaattttssssssssssssssss...
Brian Hartline Talks About Me, Defends His Stance on Cats
Posted Mar 13, 2013 at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
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YES IS A PUPI BABY AND I LOVE YOU!
Sooo Long, LaaaaaMooonnnteeeeellle
"All of the niiiights we pouuunded aaaasss...til' daaawn." Good luck in Detroit, man. We're gonna miss you 'round these parts.
I love you 'Yes'. IT GETS BETTER! I'm here if you need to talk, get some stuff of your chest!
Sooo Long, LaaaaaMooonnnteeeeellle
"All of the niiiights we pouuunded aaaasss...til' daaawn." Good luck in Detroit, man. We're gonna miss you 'round these parts.
Don't worry. Already working on it. Homeboy's gonna get some hardcore 4chan-style Medieval shit coming to him.
Sooo Long, LaaaaaMooonnnteeeeellle
"All of the niiiights we pouuunded aaaasss...til' daaawn." Good luck in Detroit, man. We're gonna miss you 'round these parts.
I know but it's all on Typepad formatting. Definitely not crazy about it. Thanks, man
Sooo Long, LaaaaaMooonnnteeeeellle
"All of the niiiights we pouuunded aaaasss...til' daaawn." Good luck in Detroit, man. We're gonna miss you 'round these parts.
Pay no attention to this guy. Eventually his dad's dick will find a way back into his mouth and baby will have his pacifier.
Sooo Long, LaaaaaMooonnnteeeeellle
"All of the niiiights we pouuunded aaaasss...til' daaawn." Good luck in Detroit, man. We're gonna miss you 'round these parts.
Hey you little shit, it's clear you have nothing better to do than troll around but joking about gingers doesn't comlare to coming on here and using racial slurs. So kindly go fuck off and GET A JOB or GO SUCK YOUR DAD'S DICK or find something better to do with your shit, pathetic life.
Sooo Long, LaaaaaMooonnnteeeeellle
"All of the niiiights we pouuunded aaaasss...til' daaawn." Good luck in Detroit, man. We're gonna miss you 'round these parts.
Sooo Long, LaaaaaMooonnnteeeeellle
Posted Mar 13, 2013 at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
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And So It Begins...
Posted Mar 12, 2013 at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
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Dolphins Use $10 Million to Sign These Two Guys
Posted Mar 8, 2013 at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
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I don't really care what you think about the 'quality' of the site. FinsNation is a free thing and it's whatever it is whenever it wants to be. We do the best we can given our, you know, actual lives to put up content - as wonderful or shitty as it is wont to be. Furthermore, the state of the franchise is dire and there is nothng to be excited about while the current regime is in place. Give us something to inspire us and we can crank out 'Ulysses'. We're doing the best we can with what we got and, if that's not good enough for you, 'BEST OF LUCK, GENTLEMAN' (as The Wolf might say).
A Quick Recap of That Time A Chipmunk Got Mad At Me For Liking Cats
So, Brian Hartline got mad at me yesterday. It's all pretty silly and ridiculous but I figured I'd provide some screenshots of the 'altercation' last night between possible soon-to-be-$6 million-dollar-man, Chipmunk Hartline, and his clingy girl with the stratospheric fake boobs up to her neck...
ACTUALLY, dipshit, I didn't 'personally insult him' as I just tweeted that out to no one in fucking particular - I just tweeted that out as my own observation that I'm COMPLETELY ALLOWED TO MAKE SO GO FUCK YOURSELF, shithead. It's not like I tweeted it at him or anything. He caught wind of it in his own way; that dude don't even follow me.
If you don't like the site, DON'T READ IT, you zombie fuckass. It's free! You can come or not come here as you please. Just cuz we're tired of banality and mediocrity with this team and you're okay with it looks like YOUR fucking problem.
A Quick Recap of That Time A Chipmunk Got Mad At Me For Liking Cats
So, Brian Hartline got mad at me yesterday. It's all pretty silly and ridiculous but I figured I'd provide some screenshots of the 'altercation' last night between possible soon-to-be-$6 million-dollar-man, Chipmunk Hartline, and his clingy girl with the stratospheric fake boobs up to her neck...
A Quick Recap of That Time A Chipmunk Got Mad At Me For Liking Cats
Posted Mar 5, 2013 at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
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Dolphins Franchise Randy 'Bang Bus' Starks
Posted Mar 4, 2013 at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
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Backwards comments are TRIIIIPPPYYY
Yeeeaaa...Ireland's Totally Picking A Fat Guy
Lost in the mire of Arrrrrmando's latest post about Ireland's likelihood of using the franchise tag on someone this season (and, really, who the fuck knows - I doubt even Ginger SourFace Jones up there does), is this last little quote from Ireland that should scare the shit out of every Dolphi...
Yeeeaaa...Ireland's Totally Picking A Fat Guy
Posted Feb 21, 2013 at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
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The Dolphins Supposed #1 Target is Mike Wallace
Reports (specifically from everyone's favorite homophobe/biblical quoter/target of racially-tinged police I-595 tailgating, Omar Kelly) are beginning to surface that the #1 target for Rosencrantz and Gildenstern over there is Steelers WR Mike Wallace. The good news: Wallace is one of... Continue reading
Posted Feb 20, 2013 at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
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Jeff Ireland Spoke on Tuesday, Said Stuff
At this point, reading anything he says is like going back in time and watching Hitler speak at the Berlin Sports Palace. Have a good weekend. Continue reading
Posted Jan 25, 2013 at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
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