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During the volley of words, the man reportedly used the word "bro." Investigators said the neighbor became irate about being called bro by the victim. He shot the man in his leg just before 2 a.m. (Thanks to Dorkfish) Continue reading
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‘Unusual substance’ found in soap dispensers at a Detroit airport believed to be man’s bodily fluid (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson) Continue reading
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Saudi Textbook Withdrawn Over Image of Yoda With King (Thanks to Jon Harris) Continue reading
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Truck carrying 47,000 pounds of chocolate overturns (Thanks to Jon Harris) Continue reading
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The thong is dead. (Thanks to mezrap) Continue reading
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Motorcyclist ticketed for wearing panda suit on highway (Thanks to Jon Harris) Continue reading
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Please Do Not Pet the Radioactive Puppies of Chernobyl (Thanks to Ron Weil, who says "I saw Radioactive Puppies of Chernobyl open for REO Speedwagon.") Continue reading
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Pot will be 'competitively priced' in Ontario: Gov't (Thanks to The Perts) An Ontario college is offering Canada's first ever post-graduate accreditation for growing weed. (Thanks to Rick Day) Continue reading
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Safeway employee beaten with baguette by Fremont man (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson) Continue reading
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Really, that wasn’t my dildo This has been the Sports Update. (Thanks to mezrap) Continue reading
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Why frogs turn yellow during group sex (Thanks to Tembo Samadi) Continue reading
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ATTENTION EVERYONE!!! For those of you driving on Chuckey Pike in Greene County: THIS IS A HALLOWEEN DECORATION! Do NOT call 911 reporting a dead body. Instead, congratulate the homeowner on a great display. (Thanks to Alan Dean and Ralph) Continue reading
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Woman horrified to discover a patch of dew covering her backyard is actually a massive SPIDER invasion - and the webs are multiplying every day (Thanks to Patty Villanova) Continue reading
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Vero Beach Man Asks Police To Punch Him “I Deserve It” (Thanks to John Mayson) Continue reading
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People in Switzerland Want to Know Who Is Clogging Their Toilets With Wads of Cash (Thanks to funny man) Continue reading
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L'Shana Tova! (A Hebrew expression meaning "May the new year be happy and free of squirrels.") Continue reading
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A New Mexico man is facing charges after police say he randomly slapped a customer and then stole the man's green chile cheeseburger before dashing away. (Thanks to Le Petomane) Continue reading
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Experts say pumpkin spice addiction is a real thing (Thanks to Jon Harris) Continue reading
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A crab with a strong will to live was filmed climbing out of a pot of heating water and switching off the hot plate to save its comrades. (Thanks to Ralph) Continue reading
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An Odessa man has been arrested after allegedly assaulting his wife with a watermelon. (Thanks to Dorkfish) Continue reading
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Don’t Eat The Random Melons Growing In The Middle Of Amsterdam Avenue The melons were planted by the “night salad manager” at the store. (Thanks to Jon Harris) Continue reading
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Swedish woman grows buttocks 70 inches around (Thanks to Ralph) Continue reading
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It pays to hang out with the guys. (Thanks to Art Silverman) Continue reading
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Hours After Hurricane Irma, Miami-Dade County Tickets Residents For Code Violations (Thanks to Ranald Adams) Continue reading
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Pasco man arrested for driving into person who set bananas on his car Totally justified. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson) Continue reading
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