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Terrifying ‘alien’ worm lurking at bottom of sea named after penis-slashing wife (Thanks to Ross Couples) Continue reading
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A bizarre new fitness trend is sweeping the nation – where participants exercise completely NAKED (Thanks to Patty Villanova) Continue reading
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Do NOT click here. (Thanks to John Mayson) Continue reading
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Minnie Mouse ‘arrested for stealing £7,000 from tourists’ (Thanks to funny man) Continue reading
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Police Taser their own race relations adviser in Bristol (Thanks to Ross Couples) Continue reading
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BANDIT MAKES OFF WITH AUTO SHOP'S TOILET PAPER (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "Police have nothing to go on.") Continue reading
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Man buys lottery ticket after trees in two cities fall on his vehicles the same night (Thanks to Le Petomane) Continue reading
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Mars investigating Skittles said to be intended for cattle (Thanks to funny man) Continue reading
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Trucker loses trailer of 38,000 pounds of marbles on I-465 (Thanks to funny man, Le Petomane, Rob Simbeck, Jay Brandes and Ross Couples) Continue reading
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Key West man robs diner with garden hoe, chased by staff (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson) Continue reading
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Yesterday was Penguin Awareness Day. (Thanks to Jan in Grimsby) Continue reading
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Man says his 18.9-inch penis is a disability that forces him to live off food banks (Thanks to Ross Couples) Continue reading
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Pregnant Woman Beaten In Weave Beef (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson) We saw Weave Beef open for the Clash. Continue reading
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A youth frisbee team has filmed a frisbee crossing a frozen Maine lake in the wind. (Thanks to Craig Roberts) Continue reading
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A couple vacationing in Florida got an up-close-and-personal interaction with the state’s most famous reptilian residents when an alligator leaped off the bank it was sunning on and into their airboat, briefly wedging itself in the boat’s railing. (Thanks to... Continue reading
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Woman 'tases' victim's genitalia, severely scratches police officer (Thanks to Allen at Division) Continue reading
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'Hundreds of Thousands' of Skittles strewn on Dodge County road "There's no little 'S' on them, but you can definitely smell, it's a distinct Skittles smell," Dodge County Sheriff Dale Schmidt said. Alarming Fact: They were reportedly going to be... Continue reading
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Man dressed as beer bottle wanted for alleged pizza theft (Thanks to Ross Couples and funny man, who gets a larger font because we missed him the first time, which we do a lot because we are incompetent and behind... Continue reading
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Is giraffe milk the new superfood? (Thanks to oneblankspace) Continue reading
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Trust us, men: You don't want to know. (Thanks to Janice Gelb) Continue reading
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...and then there is really wrong. (Thanks to Terry in Bedford) Continue reading
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Florida Woman pulls a machete at a day care (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson) Continue reading
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A 60-year-old man accused of attacking a portable toilet before threatening a man and his dog got locked up, according to an arrest affidavit. Guess the state. (Thanks to Ralph) Continue reading
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Florida man destroys nest full of wasps with his bare hands (Thanks to Ralph) Continue reading
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'Aids-curing' pastor claims he removed woman's 'vaginal warts' with the power of his holy shoe Autoplay. (Thanks to Patty Villanova, Le Petomane and Jim Kenaston) Continue reading
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