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State police nab serial butt slapper in Dutchess County (Thanks to yak1) Continue reading
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Woman arrested in France after she asked police officers to check the purity of her cocaine because 'she didn't want people to die of an overdose' (Thanks to Patty Villanova) Continue reading
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Satellite That Hunts for Black Holes in Space Is Lost (Thanks to The Perts) Continue reading
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Temptations Made a Collar That Finally Gives Your Cat a Human Voice, So It Can Talk to You (Thanks to Al Barkafski, Bill Hudgins and Le Petomane) Continue reading
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Pub landlady taken to court because trainee barman served customer a pint which was one sip shorter than it should have been (Thanks to Le Petomane) Related: Australian brewery creates beer using yeast from belly button lint (Thanks to Ralph) Continue reading
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BRAINLESS SLIME MOLD CAN LEARN QUICKLY (Thanks to Horace LaBadie) We saw BSM open for The Who. Continue reading
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The Large Hadron Collider particle accelerator at Cern is offline after a short circuit - caused by a weasel. (Thanks to The Amazing Steve, Jeff in Pittsburgh, Dave Emery, Horace LaBadie, The Perts, Ron W, John Mayson, Fred Rsoenberge, Scott... Continue reading
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How Do You Move a 70,000-Pound (Dead) Whale? Continue reading
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Sex-Crazed Peacocks Are Terrorising A Village In Durham (Thanks to W. von Papineau) Continue reading
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“He stated that it’s illegal to beg for money so he became a thief,” the affidavit states. You know the state. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson) Continue reading
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The world's first ever armpit sniffing dating event took place at the Alcoholic Architecture bar in central London on Wednesday night. (Thanks to Jeffrey Brown) Continue reading
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A Wilmington couple is facing criminal charges after a woman showed a gun at a local restaurant over a wrong order of chicken wings. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson) Continue reading
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Gallatin County flushing Cold War commodes (Thanks to Ron G) Continue reading
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Arrrrrrr — CBU professor explores whether pirates really said that (Thanks to The Perts) Continue reading
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Windows 10 interrupts a live TV broadcast with an unwanted upgrade (Thanks to Stan Ruth) Continue reading
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Nashville man ordered to remove zombie statue from front yard (Thanks to Jeff Schneider) FYI, this statue was featured in the Holiday Gift Guide some years ago and is proudly displayed in the blog's front yard every Halloween. Continue reading
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Drunk driver crashed into woman he was about to meet for first date (Thanks to Madeleine) Continue reading
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Japan wants foreign tourists to avoid 'public flatulence' (Thanks to Steve Thompson) Continue reading
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Man chewing crack cocaine claims it's a Jolly Rancher You know the state. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson) Continue reading
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Thursday, the day before he was shot in a Key West home during an argument, artist William Selesnick called police to warn that a series of fires would be set by followers of Hollywood actress Shirley MacLaine. (Thanks to Jeff... Continue reading
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High School Basketball Star Says He Didn't Know He Was 29 Years Old (Thanks to Jon Harris) Continue reading
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Florida man in Superman shirt steals kiddie ride (Thanks to Chris Elzi) Continue reading
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Florida man drives through roadblock, crashes into medical helicopter (Thanks to funny man) Continue reading
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Half-naked, dancing man makes sandwiches at Subway restaurant (Thanks to John Mayson) Continue reading
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Florida man tries to feed raccoon, learns valuable lesson (Thanks to funny man) Continue reading
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