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NASA May Have Accidentally Created a Warp Field (Thanks to West Coast Rod) Continue reading
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Police Arrest Three After Finding Meth, Heroin And Squirrel (Thanks to Ralph) Continue reading
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Rare Pocket Shark Discovered (Thanks to Bill Hudgins and funny man) Continue reading
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Foreskin Facials: Would You Try One? (Thanks to Bill Hudgins) Continue reading
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Teen wears fake bomb to ask date to prom (Thanks to Jon Harris and Bill Hudgins) Continue reading
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According to a complaint filed by a female clerk, the judge often removes his pants while he's in chambers (Thanks to Monique) Continue reading
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The simple act of thinking can accelerate the growth of many brain tumors. (Thanks to Scott MGS) Continue reading
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A husband and wife have been stabbed with a sword in a domestic dispute at a Connecticut water pipe smoking lounge. (Thanks to Chris Elzi, who says "This sort of thing happens far too often in Connecticut.") Continue reading
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Woman calls judge an 'impotent geezer' in legendary court document Advisory: Many non-legal words. (Thanks to Dani K.) Continue reading
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Having trouble getting motivated to jog? What if, to help you along your way, there was a flying robot always a few steps ahead of you, its mechanical hovering body an exercise in technologically advanced mockery? (Thanks to coscolo) Continue reading
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Taco cannon is real (Thanks to Dave R., Will Dooley and Bill Hudgins, who says "I've had some tacos that made me feel like doing this.") Continue reading
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Whoa. (Thanks to Jenny Kellner and Peter Metrinko) Continue reading
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If you go to bed with vigor in your pants, you never go alone. Continue reading
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Naked woman drives through Houston Kohl’s store after happy hour (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson) Continue reading
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Leaders want topless sunbathing in L.A.'s Venice Beach (Thanks to Jon Harris) Continue reading
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China vows crackdown on strippers at funerals (Thanks to Eric Kociba, Andrew Mendez, Jon Harris, Phil McAvity, Nancy Gill, Charles Cates, Roger Hall, ScottMGS, Jeff Meyerson and Brian Duval) Continue reading
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Cyborg cow sperm travels 30% faster after a shot of caffeine (Thanks to Rob Simbeck) We saw them open for the Ramones. Continue reading
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Massive killer hornets could be heading to the UK this summer (Thanks to Allen at Division, who saw them open for somebody) Continue reading
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Wisconsin church ends pig wrestling after advocates raise stink (Thanks to Ralph) Continue reading
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Farmer ordered to take down ‘offensive’ hay bale sculpture (Thanks to Allen at Division) Continue reading
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Map: Who's Having the Loudest Sex in NYC? More here from The Daily News, which is on top of reporting further on this story. (Thanks to Jon Harris and Jeff Meyerson) Continue reading
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Florida Man Tries to Kiss Cottonmouth Snake, Hospitalized after Bite Bikini-wearing Naples grandma arrested for DUI after crash (Both of these were sent in by many people) Continue reading
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A Pittsburgh man who had consumed "a lot of vodka" and was furious that his girlfriend hitched a ride with another man jumped onto the hood of an SUV and hung on for a wild three-mile ride, prompting the arrest... Continue reading
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British man, 41, arrested after he 'urinated in ice machine at Hard Rock Hotel in Florida' (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson) Continue reading
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