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Millennials only have a 5-second attention span for ads (Thanks to Le Petomane) Continue reading
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Crazed squirrel goes on biting rampage in Prospect Park (Thanks to John Murphy) Continue reading
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Why an Ontario woman is fighting for her right to swim topless (Thanks to The Perts) Continue reading
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Justin Bieber banned from China in order to 'purify' nation (Thanks to Jay Brandes and Jim Kenaston) Continue reading
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Worrying You Don’t Get Enough Exercise Can Cut Lifespan Short, Study Finds (Thanks to Jim Kenaston) Continue reading
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According to a new report from cybersecurity firm Darktrace, hackers recently tapped into a smart fish tank at a North American casino in efforts to steal data from other areas of the network. (Thanks to Patty Villanova) Continue reading
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Birth of 'demon goat' terrifies town; police are called (Thanks to Al Barkafski and Matt Filar) Continue reading
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"In case of emergencies, please wrap your stools in newspaper and leave on your desk. Brenda will come round with her trolley and collect them at 5.30pm." (Thanks to Le Petomane) Continue reading
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Houses of Parliament 'crawling with bed bugs' as pest control called in (Thanks to Jan in Grimsby) Continue reading
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Florida man livestreams his police chase as he runs over beach chairs and swigs whiskey Continue reading
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If only he'd followed his original instinct... Continue reading
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Manitowoc Common Council Alderman Michael Howe was arrested in the early morning hours of July 4 after trying to mount "Bernice," the giant cow statue in front of Cedar Crest Dairy on South 10th Street. (Thanks to Car Ramrod) Continue reading
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Drove to Canada, rocked out to Metallica, but can't find the car Update: He found it. And now he loves Canada. (Thanks to The Perts) Continue reading
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The Poop Of Babies Reveals How Smart They'll Be (Thanks to Peter Metrinko) Continue reading
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Man caught on highway driving stolen Walmart cart (Thanks to Todd Lawson, who says "Probably headed to Florida.") Continue reading
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Coffee recalled for containing 'active ingredient in Viagra' (Thanks to funny man, Le Petomane, MOTW and ImNotDave) Continue reading
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Students at prestigious Melbourne school posts note explaining why she defecated on bathroom floor (Thanks to Kevin Smith) Continue reading
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A Toronto man who spent $550 building a set of stairs in his community park says he has no regrets, despite the city’s insistence that he should have waited for a $65,000 city project to handle the problem. The city... Continue reading
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Police in suburban Cleveland say a fast-food restaurant customer angry about the way his sandwich tasted and looked threatened to shoot somebody over it. (Thanks to The Perts) Continue reading
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He didn’t like the AT&T trucks parked in front of his home. So he shot them. Guess the state. (Thanks to keithintampa) Continue reading
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O.J. Simpson says he would return to Florida if granted parole Florida says it would return to Spain. Continue reading
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Naked burglar consumed victim's whiskey and muffins before falling asleep (Thanks to Bill Ostroot) Continue reading
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Rodents Fall From Ceiling of Dallas Chipotle (Thanks to Le Petomane) Continue reading
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Blackmon, 35, of Fort Walton Beach, called deputies Sunday morning to report that someone had stolen a bag of cocaine and some cash from his car, according to a statement from the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s office. He told a deputy... Continue reading
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Snail Slime Hits Beauty Mainstream After Taking Korea by Storm (Thanks to coscolo and Le Petomane) Continue reading
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