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Man driving a Tesla in San Francisco 'tries to get out of a DUI by saying his car was on AUTOPILOT' (Thanks to Patty Villanova) Continue reading
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California 'raw' water fans pay $9 a gallon for Oregon tap water (Thanks to Rob Simbeck) Continue reading
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Four sacked after Macsween’s haggis factory blunder (Thanks to Le Petomane) Continue reading
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Huge Snapping Turtle in Frozen Arkansas Lake (Thanks to Steve Thompson) Continue reading
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Suspicious package at Slidell post office contained 70 pounds of feces (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "Send it to Washington.") Continue reading
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Dr Pepper-Drinking Donkey Returns Home After Missing For 2 Years (Thanks to MOTW) Continue reading
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I've gotten a number of hits from your blog, and I will never turn down traffic from someone I've admired for as long as I can remember, but unfortunately my site is pure, hyper-local satire. "Cold enough to chip a... Continue reading
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“He bought a vehicle this morning and as he was leaving, he accidentally drove the vehicle into the showroom through a large window,” Timmons said. (Thanks to Dave Emery) Continue reading
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Toxic Extract Used in Poison Arrows Could Be The Future of Male Contraception (Thanks to S.M.L. fractalist) Continue reading
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Maine man punches self in face to avoid sobriety test (Thanks to Bill Carver and Le Petomane) Continue reading
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Man Claiming To Be Time Traveler From Year 6000 Releases Video Online (Thanks to Jon Harris) Continue reading
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Guy Breaks Buddy's TV Trying Virtual Reality For The First Time (Thanks to John Lobert) Continue reading
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Five-foot long tapeworm came 'wiggling out' of man's body after he ate sushi (Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "So even tapeworms can't stand sushi.") Continue reading
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THE FACE OF FRANK ZAPPA HAS MIRACULOUSLY APPEARED ON A DOORKNOB (Thanks to Ralph) Continue reading
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Florida man arrested for DUI after mistaking bank drive-thru for Taco Bell (Thanks to Ralph) Continue reading
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$1,000 thigh-high Uggs hit the runway (Thanks to Le Petomane) Continue reading
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Florida Legislature could declare pornography a health risk (Thanks to Le Petomane) Continue reading
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Man torches parents’ house to avenge decade-old fart prank (Thanks to Poker) Continue reading
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Porn site reveals it saw a 50% increase in traffic from users in Hawaii in the minutes after the ballistic missile threat was revealed to be a false alarm (Thanks to Another Ralph and Jon Harris) Continue reading
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Swiss town denies passport to Dutch vegan because she is ‘too annoying’ (Thanks to Janice Gelb) Continue reading
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Man's bomb hoax to stop wife’s night out in Minehead (Thanks to Jon Harris) Continue reading
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Frenchman comes eye to eye with horror toilet python (Thanks to Zeus Marcos) We saw Horror Toilet Python open for the Clash. Continue reading
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Most dog owners would rather hang out with their pet than people (Thanks to wanderer2575) Continue reading
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Jaywalker issued summons after being hit by truck in Hackensack (Thanks to Le Petomane) Continue reading
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China's youth obsessed by cat sniffing (Thanks to funny man) Continue reading
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