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Not this blog. (Thanks to Jay Brandes) Continue reading
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Imam suspended after ‘pieces of cucumber found in rectum’ (Thanks to Allen at Division, who is sure there's a perfectly logical explanation.) Continue reading
Posted 52 minutes ago at Dave Barry's Blog
Twinkie, a Jack Russell terrier, recently broke the record for popping 100 balloons in under 40 seconds. (Thanks to Rick Day) Continue reading
Posted 55 minutes ago at Dave Barry's Blog
A FISH has been discovered in western Russia with human-like teeth sharp enough to rip a man’s testicles off with one bite. (Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "Better known as the YIKES! fish.") Continue reading
Posted 58 minutes ago at Dave Barry's Blog
Belarusians have been stripping down naked at their offices and posting images to social media after a slip of tongue by autocratic leader Alexander Lukashenko left him suggesting people should "get undressed and work". (Thanks to Unholy Slacker) Continue reading
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Police investigate an 'unusual piece of feces' (Thanks to Unholy Slacker) Continue reading
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Man sporting flame tattoo eyebrows arrested in meth bust near school (Thanks to Woozy Barnes) Continue reading
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Driver accused of crashing into marijuana dispensary while high on marijuana (Thanks to Al Barkafski) Continue reading
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A matron at a private school has been sacked after posing in a raunchy calendar supporting injured soldiers, it was claimed last night. (Thanks to Allen at Division) Continue reading
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Woman, 26, Wielded Hatchet After Her Demands For Sex Were Repeatedly Rebuffed Guess the state. (Thanks to Ranald Adams and Jeff Meyerson) Continue reading
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On a list of the worst places to live, Miami ranks number one, worse than Detroit. (Another report from Mrs. Blog) Continue reading
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Here's a report from Mrs. Blog. Continue reading
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A free online chatbot laywer has managed to overturn a staggering 160,000 parking tickets in London and New York City, saving users an estimated £2.9 million. (Thanks to Le Petomane) Continue reading
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Driver's poor decisions take car down steep concrete stairs (Thanks to Jon Harris) Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog
Angered over his recent eviction from a mobile home park, a Florida man carrying a five gallon bucket allegedly snuck back into the property and contaminated the community swimming pool with a vile slurry that “had the appearance of liquid... Continue reading
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'I could count his teeth': 17ft saltwater crocodile attempts to eat diver as it SNAPS its giant jaws and rams her thin plastic cage (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson) Continue reading
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Is this the Ukrainian chupacabra? (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson) Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog
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A 40-year-old Twinkie in Blue Hill, Maine, seems to have weathered the past few decades quite well. Perhaps a testament to the power of preservatives, the legendary Twinkie at George Stevens Academy in Blue Hill remains, with the exception of... Continue reading
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Insurance agent sues 14-year-old for repeatedly ringing his doorbell and running away after the prank caused him 'severe emotional distress' (Thanks to Geoff) Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog
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Large Hadron Collider magnetic field could pull asteroids towards Earth (Thanks to The Perts) Continue reading
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Gator found in Suffield was stuffed This has been your Connecticut Wildlife Report. (Thanks to Ralph) Continue reading
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Man punched swan in front of off-duty OPD officers, officials say (Thanks to Judy B) Autoplay. Continue reading
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Inside the 'Temple of Rats' overrun by 20,000 vermin which are invited to dine with people and are WORSHIPPED by visitors (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson) Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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Male fiddler crabs entrap females in their bachelor pads (Thanks to Le Petomane) Continue reading
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Woman’s violin confiscated after neighbours complain about ‘strangled cat’ noises (Thanks to Le Petomane and Ralph) Continue reading
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