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A 53-year-old man called 911 repeatedly asking for an officer to harass him so he could sue the Sebastian Police Department for money. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "Hard to believe this cunning plan didn't work. Or did it?") Continue reading
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Pigeon busted smuggling drugs in tiny backpack (Thanks to Fabian Marson and Jay Brandes) Continue reading
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Does parasitic worm spit contain the key to healing? (Thanks to coscolo) Continue reading
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Thought To Be Loners, Snakes Coordinate Hunts Together, Study Finds (Thanks to Le Petomane, A. Wheeler and coscolo) Continue reading
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51 male and female South Koreans are arrested for smuggling TWO TONNES of gold nuggets worth £77million in their rectums and private parts (Thanks to Allen at Division) Continue reading
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Girl, 11, accuses teacher of 'war crime' under 'Geneva Conventions' (Thankks to bob Brogan and Jon Harris) Continue reading
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Florida woman arrested for assaulting ex with pork fried rice (Thanks to mezrap, Le Petomane, DaninDallas and Jeff Meyerson) Continue reading
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Florida man resembling ‘Joker’ arrested for pointing gun at cars (Thanks to Samuel Sprague and Le Petomane) Burglary suspect tries to flee while handcuffed, faceplants Autoplay. (Thanks to Steve K) Continue reading
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You be the judge. (Thanks to Craig Roberts) Continue reading
Posted 13 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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That Time the TSA Found a Scientist’s 3-D-Printed Mouse Penis (Thanks to Ralph) Related: Man Who Received New Penis Is 'One of the Happiest Patients' (Thanks to John Gregg) Continue reading
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Shots fired outside Chuck E. Cheese by father celebrating son's birthday Autoplay. (Thanks to Ralph) Continue reading
Posted 14 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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The bear’s presence led to the cancellation of Friday’s baseball and softball games between Oxbow and Blue Mountain. (Thanks to Glen Page) Continue reading
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Study finds mushrooms are the safest recreational drug (Thanks to Le Petomane) Continue reading
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No one seriously injured in squirrel-related wreck (Thanks to Godot51) Continue reading
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Courthouse X-ray scanner finds live monkey in purse (Thanks to Jim Kenaston) Continue reading
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Resembling Steven Tyler, of Aerosmith, by pure coincidence in an attempt to fool deputies while also dressing like a women, Dyer, 38, was found again the next day. (Thanks to Jim Kenaston) Continue reading
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Bioelectric hacking creates two-headed flatworms (Thanks to Roberto) Continue reading
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Bear tries to break into doughnut delivery vehicle Police were on the scene within seconds. (Thanks to Bill Hudgins and Le Petomane) Continue reading
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NJ Emergency Alert System Accidentally Activates, Sends Nuclear Warnings to Some TVs Autoplay. (Thanks to Allen at Division and Patty Villanova) Continue reading
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Golf game interrupted by battle between venomous snakes (Thanks to Bob Brogan) Continue reading
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Truck plows into Delaware company AnalTech, releasing odor that leads to HazMat situation (Thanks to Allen at Division, KJP, Unholy Slacker, Michael Prince, Another Ralph and Al Barkafski, who asks "What exactly does AnalTech DO?") Continue reading
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Apparently women are using old Nokias as dildos This has been The Tech Report. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson) Continue reading
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Alabama woman finds opossums sleeping in her drawers (Thanks to Ralph) Continue reading
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Goat yoga is finally coming to Dallas (Thanks to James Flynn and Rob Simbeck) Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog
The "follow-me" beer cooler. (Thanks to Rick Day) Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog