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Cryos International, which calls itself the world’s largest international sperm bank, has relocated its U.S. main office and inventory from New York to Orlando. (Autoplay.) (Thanks to Allen at Division, R&L Stevenson, PL Hubbard and Bill Hudgins, who says "we're... Continue reading
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Woman choked with bra defends herself with ceramic chicken (Thanks to Allen at Division) Continue reading
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...or do things seem a little weird today? Continue reading
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Amanda Holden warned to keep her nipples under wraps by This Morning bosses (Thanks to manual tomato) Advisory: Autoplay. Continue reading
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A well-meaning Frenchman was so intoxicated he was found trying to resuscitate a rubber dinghy, which he thought was a dying person. (Thanks to Ralph) Continue reading
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Volusia woman asks to bring ‘weed’ along for patrol car ride (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson) Related item here. Continue reading
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A new study sheds light on how exactly the velvet worm controls the jet of slime it sprays to deter would-be predators. Advisory: Autoplay. (Thanks to Judy B.) Continue reading
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Flatulent cows deliver blow to environment, wind conference hears (Thanks to Unholy Slacker) Continue reading
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Man calls 911 to report he was overcharged on his bar tab (Thanks to Craig Roberts) Continue reading
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A wild coyote was spotted Monday roaming around the roof of a bar in Queens. Continue reading
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Pack of Baby Squirrels Allegedly Attacks Manhattan Man (Thanks to Phil Crain) Continue reading
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The Catcordion. (Thanks to Jon Harris) Continue reading
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These Lego Creations Perfectly Represent Each Of The 50 United States (Thanks to Jon Harris) Continue reading
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A Texas woman says she was looking to release her anger when she broke into a yoga studio and set fire to it (Thanks to Jon Harris) Continue reading
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GLOWING TAMPONS HELP DETECT SEWAGE LEAKS (Thanks to Ed. Floden, Gary Schroeder and Charles Cates) Continue reading
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Woman accused of stabbing Akron boyfriend because he ate all their salsa (Thanks to Stever) Continue reading
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Several arrested after 2 South Side fights; man found with frozen food in pants This has been the Pittsburgh News Roundup. (Thanks to Jeff from Pittsburgh) Continue reading
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We report a case of a man, aged 62 years, with a rectal bezoar composed of pumpkin seeds (Thanks to ScottMGS, who says "Rectal Bezoar opened for the Crunching Colons back in aught five.") Continue reading
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Uganda Trumpets 'Vuvuzelas' as New Tool to Deter Elephant Attacks (Thanks to Ralph) Continue reading
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Woman attempts to hit man with car over cinnamon bun argument Guess the state. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson) Continue reading
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Michigan State students celebrate Final Four by throwing bagels (Thanks to Ralph) Continue reading
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A suspected California bank robber reached into his pocket while on the witness stand, pulled out a handful of his own feces and ate them, grossing out everyone else in the courtroom. (Thanks to Craig Roberts) Continue reading
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After uproar, well-endowed statue in S. Utah loses prominent feature (Thanks to wiredog and Ralph) Continue reading
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Family Reunited With Mini Cows (Thanks to the Konyhas) Continue reading
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Elderly Ohioans expose bare shoulders, toes in suggestive calendar for assisted living center (Thanks to Jon Harris) Continue reading
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