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Beware floating fire ant colonies during floods (Thanks to Le Petomane) Continue reading
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Morons busted trying to steal cops’ cocks (Thanks to Al Barkafski and John Gregg) Continue reading
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Kim Kardashian's butt is disappearing! (Thanks to The Perts) Continue reading
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Swimmers warned after aggressive beaver attacks two in Swiss river (Thanks to Ralph) Continue reading
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Florida bar gets robbed as patrons continue to drink (Thanks to Andrew Mendez) Continue reading
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Worker bit in tussle with would-be thief over stripper pole (Thanks to Bill Hudins and Le Petomane) Continue reading
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Wasp flies in Costa Rica president’s mouth, he eats it (Thanks to Ralph) Continue reading
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Vero Beach Man Sniffs 9 Cans Of ‘Dust-Off’ Canned Air (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson) Continue reading
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Pennsylvania alarm clock stuck in wall for 13 years goes off every day (Thanks to Le Petomane) Continue reading
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Medical marijuana woos four-legged fans (Thanks to Roberto) Continue reading
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Ikea is investigating after a man reported his grapes caught fire in one of their bowls. (Thanks to Ed Floden) Continue reading
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Houston resident calls animal control to remove 'alligator' that turns out to be lizard (Thanks to Jim Kenaston) Continue reading
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Just days ahead of its opening, the organizers of Columbus’s Community Festival (ComFest) have announced that they intend to file a lawsuit seeking an injunction against law enforcement agencies from punishing women for going topless at the popular event. (Thanks... Continue reading
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A man complaining that cannibals were determined to eat his intestines was tased on Monday by Lake County sheriff’s deputies. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson) Continue reading
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When a deputy asked Whyard how much she had to drink, she replied, “Not Enough!” (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson) Continue reading
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Mom befriends shirtless football players at daughter's college orientation (Thanks to Jon Harris) Continue reading
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A Texas woman who police said packed a loaded pistol in her vagina has been sentenced to probation after she pleaded guilty to drug possession. (Thanks to Bill Hudgins) Continue reading
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Our condolences. (Thanks to funny man) Continue reading
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Rogue squirrel goes nuts in Time Inc office building (Thanks to mezrap) Continue reading
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Gun brandished, three arrested in Pierce over chicken nuggets (Thanks to Craig Roberts) Continue reading
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Gangs of aggressive killer whales are shaking down Alaska fishing boats for their fish (Thanks to wiredog) Continue reading
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Canada police investigate theft of mummified human toe served in drinks (Thanks to L. Raymond, The Perts, Joseph Feather, Jon Harris, Ron Weil, funny man and Bob Brogan) Continue reading
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Mattel has introduced Man Bun Ken. Autoplay. Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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Here's a rock that looks like Marge Simpson (we're defining "looks like" as "looks nothing like") for only $25,000 and shipping is free. (Thanks to Brian Duval) Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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"I want you to know I have this Batman costume on but I'm an off-duty police officer." (Thanks to Le Petomasne) Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog