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The Derf
The Bat Cave
Bite me.
Interests: Sci FI, Video Games, Movies, TV, The Boondock Saints,
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When you ask someone which Star Wars movie was their favorite, what do they usually say? Most will say “Empire Strikes Back”. The second most popular answer is of course “Return of the Jedi”. You will never in your life hear anyone answer with “A New Hope” or any of... Continue reading
Posted Oct 30, 2012 at The Derf's blog
In the universe of Star Wars, good cannot exist without evil and vice versa. It’s been explained various times. Most recently in The Clone Wars TV series. In season 3 episodes 15-17 Anakin and friends land on a “Force Planet”, which turns out being like the actual focal point for... Continue reading
Posted Sep 28, 2012 at The Derf's blog
So I just realized it's been almost a year since I've posted a blog or done anything creative in any way. I figure it's about time I stop being lazy. So here it is folks... My caffeine inspired blog post. Yo D'n'D, let's kick it Iced, Iced, Coffee Iced, Iced, Coffee Alright STOP, percolate and listen Ice is back with a brand new invention Caffeine grabs a hold of me tightly Chillin' your hot ass daily and nightly Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know Turn on the pot, watch it flow In the Drive-Thru I rock the mic like a vandal Light-up display tells me my change and then I go Drink, go rush the bathroom and pee It's kickin your bladder harder than Bruce Lee Deadly, when you drink to much of it One cup, just ain't enough of it Love it or leave, get outta my way If I don't my coffee I just might slay If there is a problem, yo, they'll solve it Just hand back and the Barista resolves it Iced, Iced, Coffee Vanilla Iced, Iced, Coffee Continue reading
Posted Aug 24, 2011 at The Derf's blog
Stuffed Christmas Smurf: $19.99 x7 Wil Wheatons Therapist: $300 an hour Being accepted on the internet for having a Smurf fetish: Priceless
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Twenty seven hours without a cigarette and I feel like killing someone. Seriously, I'm all twitchy and I feel like if I don't get some nicotine soon I'll stab someone. Smoking isn't supposed to feel like this. It feels more like I'm detoxing from crack. Maybe I should go buy... Continue reading
Posted Sep 5, 2010 at The Derf's blog
No Internet - Hour One This isn't so bad. Atleast me and the kids can watch Ultimate Avengers with my PS2. That should keep everyone entertained. It's not like I'm gunna miss anything. No Internet - Hour Two I wonder whats happening on The Facebook right now. Probably nothing good... Continue reading
Posted Aug 11, 2010 at The Derf's blog
"Part of Your World" was the Little Mermaid song... I feel sad for knowing that..
Toggle Commented Jul 22, 2010 on Colin Ferguson and me, on acting at WWdN: In Exile
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I'm sure it will be awesome. I'm a little upset with the whole timeline alteration. If only The Traveler were there to fix things... Or perhaps 'Eureka On The Edge Of Forever'?
Toggle Commented Jul 21, 2010 on Colin Ferguson and me, on acting at WWdN: In Exile
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Ok you whiney douchebag vegans. You're so worried about the treatment of the animals before they're slaughtered and want us to boycott meat? How about before we all do that and destroy the countrys economy even more, we care about actual humans? Like oh I dunno.. Homeless war vets with... Continue reading
Posted Jul 6, 2010 at The Derf's blog
I decided to try Star Trek Online yesterday. I am now the proud Captain of the U.S.S. Wil Wheaton NCC-92458. Happy ID4.
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Thanks for all the E3 input. Do you still have an e-mail address to send questions or whatever for your podcast?
Toggle Commented Jun 19, 2010 on Field Report: E310 at WWdN: In Exile
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The problem with having A.D.D. and a blog is that every time I think "Oh I'll blog about this and that", 10 seconds later my brain shifts and I'm thinking about 14 other things and can never settle on one topic. ...Like right there, I just paused for like 2... Continue reading
Posted Jun 14, 2010 at The Derf's blog
I wrote this little poem sometime during Season 2 of True Blood. At the time it just seemed fitting. So I figured I'd share it here on my blog since True Blood season 3 starts in a couple hours. The many emotions of Vampire Bill - By The DeRf Sookie.... Continue reading
Posted Jun 13, 2010 at The Derf's blog
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May 29, 2010
Anyone remember when Dane Cook was cool? Like back when he was ACTUALLY a comedian? I look back fondly at the days when he'd talk about how cool it would be if he was an Alien. "That acidy spit? I WANT THAT!". WTF Happened? It's like his career ended in... Continue reading
Posted May 29, 2010 at The Derf's blog
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