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The Derf
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Interests: Sci FI, Video Games, Movies, TV, The Boondock Saints,
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The Futures So Bright, I Have To Put The Blast-Shield down..
When you ask someone which Star Wars movie was their favorite, what do they usually say? Most will say “Empire Strikes Back”. The second most popular answer is of course “Return of the Jedi”. You will never in your life hear anyone answer with “A New Hope” or any of... Continue reading
Posted Oct 30, 2012 at The Derf's blog
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How Anakin Skywalker Saved The Galaxy
In the universe of Star Wars, good cannot exist without evil and vice versa. It’s been explained various times. Most recently in The Clone Wars TV series. In season 3 episodes 15-17 Anakin and friends land on a “Force Planet”, which turns out being like the actual focal point for... Continue reading
Posted Sep 28, 2012 at The Derf's blog
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I can haz caffeine?
So I just realized it's been almost a year since I've posted a blog or done anything creative in any way. I figure it's about time I stop being lazy. So here it is folks... My caffeine inspired blog post.
Yo D'n'D, let's kick it
Iced, Iced, Coffee
Iced, Iced, Coffee
Alright STOP, percolate and listen
Ice is back with a brand new invention
Caffeine grabs a hold of me tightly
Chillin' your hot ass daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Turn on the pot, watch it flow
In the Drive-Thru I rock the mic like a vandal
Light-up display tells me my change and then I go
Drink, go rush the bathroom and pee
It's kickin your bladder harder than Bruce Lee
Deadly, when you drink to much of it
One cup, just ain't enough of it
Love it or leave, get outta my way
If I don't my coffee I just might slay
If there is a problem, yo, they'll solve it
Just hand back and the Barista resolves it
Iced, Iced, Coffee
Vanilla Iced, Iced, Coffee
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Posted Aug 24, 2011 at The Derf's blog
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Stuffed Christmas Smurf: $19.99 x7
Wil Wheatons Therapist: $300 an hour
Being accepted on the internet for having a Smurf fetish: Priceless
Commented Dec 3, 2010 on merry smurfin' smurfmas, mothersmurfers at WWdN: In Exile
merry smurfin' smurfmas, mothersmurfers
This is crying out for a caption. I'll choose my favorite, and send something neat* to whoever writes it. Submissions open throughout the weekend, one per person, and can only be left as comments here (it's too difficult to track on Twitter or via e-mail). *definition of 'neat' will be at my s...
No Cigarettes - Day 1
Twenty seven hours without a cigarette and I feel like killing someone. Seriously, I'm all twitchy and I feel like if I don't get some nicotine soon I'll stab someone. Smoking isn't supposed to feel like this. It feels more like I'm detoxing from crack. Maybe I should go buy... Continue reading
Posted Sep 5, 2010 at The Derf's blog
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Life Without The Internet
No Internet - Hour One This isn't so bad. Atleast me and the kids can watch Ultimate Avengers with my PS2. That should keep everyone entertained. It's not like I'm gunna miss anything. No Internet - Hour Two I wonder whats happening on The Facebook right now. Probably nothing good... Continue reading
Posted Aug 11, 2010 at The Derf's blog
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"Part of Your World" was the Little Mermaid song... I feel sad for knowing that..
Commented Jul 22, 2010 on Colin Ferguson and me, on acting at WWdN: In Exile
Colin Ferguson and me, on acting
This was filmed by one of the producers, near the end of a very, very long day on the set of Eureka: We're obviously having fun and being silly, but there is an element of truth to what we said: we have a good time when we bring these characters to life, but it really does require a great d...
I'm sure it will be awesome. I'm a little upset with the whole timeline alteration. If only The Traveler were there to fix things... Or perhaps 'Eureka On The Edge Of Forever'?
Commented Jul 21, 2010 on Colin Ferguson and me, on acting at WWdN: In Exile
Colin Ferguson and me, on acting
This was filmed by one of the producers, near the end of a very, very long day on the set of Eureka: We're obviously having fun and being silly, but there is an element of truth to what we said: we have a good time when we bring these characters to life, but it really does require a great d...
Fuck you vegan, where's my burger?
Ok you whiney douchebag vegans. You're so worried about the treatment of the animals before they're slaughtered and want us to boycott meat? How about before we all do that and destroy the countrys economy even more, we care about actual humans? Like oh I dunno.. Homeless war vets with... Continue reading
Posted Jul 6, 2010 at The Derf's blog
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I decided to try Star Trek Online yesterday. I am now the proud Captain of the U.S.S. Wil Wheaton NCC-92458. Happy ID4.
Commented Jul 4, 2010 on light fuse, put on ground, and get away at WWdN: In Exile
light fuse, put on ground, and get away
I'm in Portland, working on Leverage. There is so much Cha0s in this episode, I've worked very long hours, and haven't had the time or energy to write about production (that's a good thing), and my plan to recap the week yesterday was foiled by complete exhaustion and a Doctor Who marathon. If y...
Thanks for all the E3 input. Do you still have an e-mail address to send questions or whatever for your podcast?
Commented Jun 19, 2010 on Field Report: E310 at WWdN: In Exile
Field Report: E310
The last time I went to E3, it was one of the most annoying experiences of my life. I remember feeling assaulted by sound in a convention hall that was so crowded, I couldn't take more than two steps without stopping. It was miserable. Yesterday, I went back to E3 for the first time in two or th...
ZOMFG A.D.D. BLOGZ!!1!11oneone
The problem with having A.D.D. and a blog is that every time I think "Oh I'll blog about this and that", 10 seconds later my brain shifts and I'm thinking about 14 other things and can never settle on one topic. ...Like right there, I just paused for like 2... Continue reading
Posted Jun 14, 2010 at The Derf's blog
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True Blood LawL
I wrote this little poem sometime during Season 2 of True Blood. At the time it just seemed fitting. So I figured I'd share it here on my blog since True Blood season 3 starts in a couple hours. The many emotions of Vampire Bill - By The DeRf Sookie.... Continue reading
Posted Jun 13, 2010 at The Derf's blog
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May 29, 2010
Dane Cook? WTF?
Anyone remember when Dane Cook was cool? Like back when he was ACTUALLY a comedian? I look back fondly at the days when he'd talk about how cool it would be if he was an Alien. "That acidy spit? I WANT THAT!". WTF Happened? It's like his career ended in... Continue reading
Posted May 29, 2010 at The Derf's blog
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