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Jane cackled and choked a little on her tobacco spit. "It's not my job to tell you how flatulence will stop this clockwork dragon from burning shit. It's for you to figure out. But you must...you must...because this shoe polish I just put all over my house is really freaking flammable."
Progressive Post: A Writing Assignment
Sometimes, at bedtime, my youngest daughter will beg me, "Tell me a story mommy." It's a stall tactic, I know this, because she only asks as the last kiss touches her cheek and the room is bathed in darkness and yet, I usually comply. I make her work for it though. "Once upon a time," I begin. ...
She told Caroline, "This was crafted and given to me by the elusive and powerful Jack Link. Eat it, and it will give you flatulence beyond human comprehension."
Progressive Post: A Writing Assignment
Sometimes, at bedtime, my youngest daughter will beg me, "Tell me a story mommy." It's a stall tactic, I know this, because she only asks as the last kiss touches her cheek and the room is bathed in darkness and yet, I usually comply. I make her work for it though. "Once upon a time," I begin. ...
....and said "Can't a woman polish her leather siding in peace?" Jane rolled her eye, and disappeared into her Kickin' Dragon Ass Weapons Shed. After some rummaging, she reappeared with a strange looking contraption
Progressive Post: A Writing Assignment
Sometimes, at bedtime, my youngest daughter will beg me, "Tell me a story mommy." It's a stall tactic, I know this, because she only asks as the last kiss touches her cheek and the room is bathed in darkness and yet, I usually comply. I make her work for it though. "Once upon a time," I begin. ...
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