Upon reading this item - my mind immediately put forth the following: 1] What a delightfully humble, nay quaint, nay deliciously modest proposal. 2] Could Jeff Bridges be secured as the television spokesman? 3] Would Parliament allow at least instrumental use of "Star Child" to play underneath sincere Star Man pleas for atmosphere and gravity? A soft, but, funky groove would fill the coffers! Money would pour in faster than an Ender travels! Now, I have this infomercial in my head. Not a bad loop!