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Al Davis is becoming are enemy as well, he seems to always sign players for big money when are player at the same position are free agents. We have a slim chance of signing them then Crypt Keeper Davis blows any shot we have. This would all be moot if Mike Brown gave one Grand Slam Breakfast with prune juice SHIT about winning but it is what it is.
Long Term Deal for Joseph Not Happening
A few recent developments make it very clear the Bengals will not be signing Jonathan Joseph to a long term deal, or perhaps to any deal at all. 1. Joe Reedy reported that the Bengals will not be using their franchise tag this year because it is too costly. The Bengals used this freely in th...
Dr. Kevorkian has been offered a job with the bengals.
Bengals Replace Medical Staff
Reported in a simple roster update by Joe Reedy last week, the Bengals finally made some changes to their medical and training staff that have been under fire for the last few years. Dr. Heidt and Dr. Colosimo are gone (Heidt was the doctor for 27 years - are you suprised Mikey kept the same...
This will be fun to read when we are about 0-6, 0-7 the "ALL is well, nothing to see here" style stories will come out of this propaganda machine. Mike Brown is a Fascist.
Straw House Built by First Little Pig Structurally Sound, Reports Big Bad Wolf
I'd say I'm surprised, but I'm the exact opposite of that. Apparently the Bengals have started a new propaganda blog, titled "The Who Dey Perspective." On the day we get more details of the upcoming Bill Simmons' project which could be a new frontier for sports journalism on the internet, this...
If we insult Mike Brown enough will Mike get out of town? Keep talkin Chad, maybe someday he'll listen.
Forget Marvin, Chad Johnson Now Coming After Mike Brown
From Chad's twitter yesterday: "If you have a business is it right for the people that work for you to care more about success than the rightful owner itself?" As MikeyBoyBrown responded: "LMAO." How bad does Chad want to get out of town? Maybe insulting MB will work and he will be let go. I k...
How could he not get the word "craw" into is pointless response. Ozone Brown, without a clue.
Mike Brown Responds, Points to Mediocrity as Proof of Success, Makes No Admission of Guilt or Promise of a Winning Future
On January 13th we posted the letter that Matthew Grey wrote to the Bengals, returning his remaining Bengals merchandise and ending his allegience to the team until they made significant changes. Mike Brown didn't take that long to send back a personalized letter where he defends the Bengals wit...
Mike Brown has said he will be the new OC and that the offense will be based more on Super Tecmo bowl rather than Tecmo Bowl. That my friends is change.
BRAT IS FIRED! BRAT IS FIRED! BRAT IS FIRED! (QUICK THOUGHTS)
Chris Mortonson's report on ESPN has now been confirmed by Joe Reedy and the Bengals, and our long, 10 year nightmare as Bengals fans is over: Bob Bratkowski is gone. For a much more in depth of WDR's coverage of Bratkowski, click here and read back over the 3 years when we have been calling ...
I heard Brat will be named GM as soon as tonight!!
Chris Mortensen Reports Bratkowski Fired
Brat fired? But it feels like he only just got here an eternity ago. Some video of fan reactions from Fountain Square below:
How many players have we drafted and made the team for 2,3 years and then never played in the NFL again? This shows that we keep bottom of the barrell stiffs that can't play anywhere else but with Mike Browns Bengals. This would inflate Mikeys top 10 stat.
Amazing Draft Futility Numbers
A few weeks back we updated the Bengals Futility - By the Numbers statistics to reflect the Bengals 4-12 record and failure to again make the playoffs. A reader emailed us some amazing stats regarding the Bengals Draft. You may recall the Bengals press conference to announce Marvin's resigning...
Al Davis, he at one point was a consistant winner and has won 3 Super Bowls. Age and apparently some kind of boil plague on his face has taken his sanity. Mikey has no clue how to win, never did, never will. Perhaps when Mikey turns into a crypt keeper look alike as AL Davis has, we can all rejoice knowing the end is near!!
Maybe We Don't Have it That Bad?
As one commentor put it, "Thank God this video isn't in HD." What in the hell is Al Davis blabbing about? I mean, the Marvin/Mike press conference was brutal to watch, but at least Mike Brown is at least somewhat sane. Sure, he is cheap and is stuck in his ways, but Al seems to be totally i...
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