Awesome! The tone of paint in the background matches her nails!

Even the mummy knows it's now a pass-heavy league.

Reggie and Kim nearly ruined Suck For Luck with 'Blowing Bush'. Fuck Reggie though. Just once I wanted him to tear ass (before Suck for Luck) so I could come here and read the headline "Burning Bush". But noooooooooooo.

Not to worry, looks like Garrard and Delhomme have both turned down Miami's offers, according to LaCanfora. Besides, behind this O-Line, Garrard would take one hit and have a Crohn's seizure right on the field (That's a thing, right?)

^ I was at Foxborough on that glorious day. Unfortunately, I drank about 5 Harpoon IPA's before kickoff, and most of the game is blurry. I had prepared to get plastered in acticipation of a brutal beatdown, but alas, Ronnie had other plans on this day. The one thing that sticks out in my mind, after the 3rd or 4th time Ronnie lined up in the Wildcat, is some Pats fan yelling out "THEYAS NO FAWKIN QUARTAHBAK!" Like we had pulled the Patsies shirts over their heads and repeatedly kicked them in the balls while they sat wondering why the Hell they couldn't see anything.

Kathy, that free shit was a parking pass to a Heat game from 2003 and a copy of Ghost Dad on VHS. I already took them both, sorry. You can borrow Ghost Dad if you want.

The greatest part about this whole thing is Armando claiming he broke that story...while linking JT's Facebook page. He and Omar Kelly should just fight in the street over who the bigger hack is.

Sparano just bought a fucking Ferrari, but doesn't know how to drive stick. This should be fun. WEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Hey fellas, long time listener, first time caller. Err...anyhow, Orton is the best option at QB. No one else, save for MAYBE Kolb, is an upgrade over Henne. That said, Welcome to Miami, Vince Young! (probably)