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foolery
Orland, California, and No, no one else knows where that is, either
Laurie is a wife, a mother of two girls, an employee, a rotten housekeeper, and a dullard.
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NO-WAHHH! Ha ha ha
Toggle Commented Jan 12, 2015 on Wheels Up at Foolery
Lauren, I expect no less from you. I hope you yelled “NO-WAHH!” when they asked if you’d like to check your bag, too.
Toggle Commented Jan 12, 2015 on Wheels Up at Foolery
Miss Jane, I really don’t mind steerage travel conditions (although not fond of anything stinky), but Im annoyed to pieces by someone who asserts his priority status to the detriment of everyone else around him. I locked eyes with Smug Boy #1 for a second and told him as much with my mind bullets, with not a trace of expression on my face. BAM.
Toggle Commented Jan 12, 2015 on Wheels Up at Foolery
Miss Kyddryn! So nice to be back and meet you here! Sometimes the Muse just needs a heavy dose of People Behaving Badly in order that she wake up and push me to the keyboard.
Toggle Commented Jan 12, 2015 on Wheels Up at Foolery
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Imagine passengers waiting to board a sold-out flight at a gate that has seats to accommodate maybe a third of them. It’s ten o’clock at night on a drizzly January Sunday in Salt Lake City. And the smug boys in 1st Class assert their priority status. Continue reading
Posted Jan 12, 2015 at Foolery
Now I need a cupcake. Also highlights.
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If Bieber named his cat Mojito you would have synchronicity. And you could kick everyone's ass.
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Not long ago an old friend asked me a question I had no answer for: "What do you want to do to make a difference?" I had no idea. The list of things a person could do to make a... Continue reading
Posted Oct 15, 2013 at Foolery
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Love to you now and always, my Blister. Continue reading
Posted Sep 17, 2013 at Foolery
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I be own me way Farm Gurl. C U shoon. ..... ShnorphyFace KissyPootz Ill be flying in on the noon buzzard to Chico When the going gets weird the weird turn pro Hunter S Thompson From: Laurie LaGrone swamidearest@gmail.com To: reply-3P3ND8ELFUI4_56A6WGXOT7RF@typepad.com Sent: Wednesday, August 21, 2013 7:21 PM Subject: Re: [Foolery] Perseid Poots submitted a comment to An Argument With Myself Before Dawn Oh POOTS, I miss you like I miss the sun at night. Kissy-face. Typepad HTML Email (That oughta scare him.) ;)
Toggle Commented Aug 24, 2013 on An Argument With Myself Before Dawn at Foolery
Oh POOTS, I miss you like I miss the sun at night. Kissy-face. Typepad HTML Email (That oughta scare him.) ;)
Toggle Commented Aug 22, 2013 on An Argument With Myself Before Dawn at Foolery
Yes, boB, out in the boonies. we have dark so dark it scares bats, on a new moon. And I have seen that moon of which you speak, only it wasnt college, it was various family vacations. I think thats a story for another day. Typepad HTML Email
Toggle Commented Aug 13, 2013 on An Argument With Myself Before Dawn at Foolery
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"But you promised." "I did not. I only suggested that I might." "I heard it as a promise. And anyway what were you planing to do at 4:30a.m. anyway? Certainly not SLEEP." "Yeah, well, I'm trying. I'm too hot." "So... Continue reading
Posted Aug 12, 2013 at Foolery
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We should talk! Haven't forgotten your birthday, darling Meggie. If it spins you we will definitely talk! Love you.
Toggle Commented Jul 17, 2013 on 7 or 8 at Foolery
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As weird as Dad is, he's pretty straight-forward, with very few hang ups and not one neurosis that I can identify. So when the subject of middle age came up years ago I was surprised to learn that Dad felt... Continue reading
Posted Jul 16, 2013 at Foolery
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We are long overdue for a No Punctuation Wednesday even though today is Tuesday and you know we dont stand on ceremony here in Fooleryland So lets begin because frankly we already did and please start paying attention This is... Continue reading
Posted Jul 2, 2013 at Foolery
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Theyre not the kind that heal. When the going gets weird the weird turn pro Hunter S Thompson From: Laurie LaGrone swamidearest@gmail.com To: reply-3P3ND8ELFUI4_56A5PK8WT7RF@typepad.com Sent: Sunday, June 23, 2013 9:04 PM Subject: Re: [Foolery] Poots submitted a comment to BoobPhone Sounded Like Such a Good Idea Oh Snorphty darling, how Ive missed you. How are those sores healing? On Jun 22, 2013, at 12:20 PM, Typepad wrote: Typepad HTML Email email_header.png spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif A new comment from “ Poots” was received on the post “BoobPhone Sounded Like Such a Good Idea” of the blog “Foolery”. Comment: At least Chico now has the Worlds Ugliest Dog to brag about (amongst other things, Im sure). or so says SNORPHT FINGERPOOT! EAT ME! Commenter name: Poots Commenter email: mailto:Snorpht.Hungwell@Poots.com?subject=Re:%20Comment%20on%20%22BoobPhone%20Sounded%20Like%20Such%20a%20Good%20Idea%22body=%3E%20%20At%20least%20Chico%20%20now%20has%20the%20Worlds%20Ugliest%20Dog%20%20to%20brag%20about%20(amongst%20other%20things%2C%20%20Im%20sure).%0A%0A%20%20or%20%20so%20says%0A%0A%20SNORPHT%20%20FINGERPOOT!%0A%0A%20EAT%20ME!%0A%0A IP address: 70.184.108.208 Authentication: None Enjoy! The Typepad Team P.S.: Learn more about replying to comments. spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gifPublishedspacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif email_buttons_top.png spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif email_buttons_unpublish.png Unpublish spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif email_buttons_bottom.png spacer.gif email_buttons_top.png spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif email_buttons_delete.png Delete spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif email_buttons_bottom.png spacer.gif email_buttons_top.png spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif email_buttons_spam.png Mark as Spam spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif email_buttons_bottom.png spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif email_buttons_top.png spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif email_buttons_edit.png Edit Comment spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif email_buttons_bottom.png spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif email_footer.png email_tp-logo-small.gif Typepad, Inc. 180 Townsend Street, San Francisco, CA 94107 Manage Notifications | Support | Terms of Service | Privacy Policy
Toggle Commented Jun 25, 2013 on BoobPhone Sounded Like Such a Good Idea at Foolery
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Toggle Commented Jun 24, 2013 on BoobPhone Sounded Like Such a Good Idea at Foolery