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Orland, California, and No, no one else knows where that is, either
Laurie is a wife, a mother of two girls, an employee, a rotten housekeeper, and a dullard.
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Now I need a cupcake. Also highlights.
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If Bieber named his cat Mojito you would have synchronicity. And you could kick everyone's ass.
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Not long ago an old friend asked me a question I had no answer for: "What do you want to do to make a difference?" I had no idea. The list of things a person could do to make a... Continue reading
Posted Oct 15, 2013 at Foolery
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Love to you now and always, my Blister. Continue reading
Posted Sep 17, 2013 at Foolery
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I be own me way Farm Gurl. C U shoon. ..... ShnorphyFace KissyPootz Ill be flying in on the noon buzzard to Chico When the going gets weird the weird turn pro Hunter S Thompson From: Laurie LaGrone swamidearest@gmail.com To: reply-3P3ND8ELFUI4_56A6WGXOT7RF@typepad.com Sent: Wednesday, August 21, 2013 7:21 PM Subject: Re: [Foolery] Perseid Poots submitted a comment to An Argument With Myself Before Dawn Oh POOTS, I miss you like I miss the sun at night. Kissy-face. Typepad HTML Email (That oughta scare him.) ;)
Toggle Commented Aug 24, 2013 on An Argument With Myself Before Dawn at Foolery
Oh POOTS, I miss you like I miss the sun at night. Kissy-face. Typepad HTML Email (That oughta scare him.) ;)
Toggle Commented Aug 22, 2013 on An Argument With Myself Before Dawn at Foolery
Yes, boB, out in the boonies. we have dark so dark it scares bats, on a new moon. And I have seen that moon of which you speak, only it wasnt college, it was various family vacations. I think thats a story for another day. Typepad HTML Email
Toggle Commented Aug 13, 2013 on An Argument With Myself Before Dawn at Foolery
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"But you promised." "I did not. I only suggested that I might." "I heard it as a promise. And anyway what were you planing to do at 4:30a.m. anyway? Certainly not SLEEP." "Yeah, well, I'm trying. I'm too hot." "So... Continue reading
Posted Aug 12, 2013 at Foolery
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We should talk! Haven't forgotten your birthday, darling Meggie. If it spins you we will definitely talk! Love you.
Toggle Commented Jul 17, 2013 on 7 or 8 at Foolery
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As weird as Dad is, he's pretty straight-forward, with very few hang ups and not one neurosis that I can identify. So when the subject of middle age came up years ago I was surprised to learn that Dad felt... Continue reading
Posted Jul 16, 2013 at Foolery
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We are long overdue for a No Punctuation Wednesday even though today is Tuesday and you know we dont stand on ceremony here in Fooleryland So lets begin because frankly we already did and please start paying attention This is... Continue reading
Posted Jul 2, 2013 at Foolery
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Theyre not the kind that heal. When the going gets weird the weird turn pro Hunter S Thompson From: Laurie LaGrone swamidearest@gmail.com To: reply-3P3ND8ELFUI4_56A5PK8WT7RF@typepad.com Sent: Sunday, June 23, 2013 9:04 PM Subject: Re: [Foolery] Poots submitted a comment to BoobPhone Sounded Like Such a Good Idea Oh Snorphty darling, how Ive missed you. How are those sores healing? On Jun 22, 2013, at 12:20 PM, Typepad wrote: Typepad HTML Email email_header.png spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif A new comment from “ Poots” was received on the post “BoobPhone Sounded Like Such a Good Idea” of the blog “Foolery”. Comment: At least Chico now has the Worlds Ugliest Dog to brag about (amongst other things, Im sure). or so says SNORPHT FINGERPOOT! EAT ME! Commenter name: Poots Commenter email: mailto:Snorpht.Hungwell@Poots.com?subject=Re:%20Comment%20on%20%22BoobPhone%20Sounded%20Like%20Such%20a%20Good%20Idea%22body=%3E%20%20At%20least%20Chico%20%20now%20has%20the%20Worlds%20Ugliest%20Dog%20%20to%20brag%20about%20(amongst%20other%20things%2C%20%20Im%20sure).%0A%0A%20%20or%20%20so%20says%0A%0A%20SNORPHT%20%20FINGERPOOT!%0A%0A%20EAT%20ME!%0A%0A IP address: 70.184.108.208 Authentication: None Enjoy! The Typepad Team P.S.: Learn more about replying to comments. spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gifPublishedspacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif email_buttons_top.png spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif email_buttons_unpublish.png Unpublish spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif email_buttons_bottom.png spacer.gif email_buttons_top.png spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif email_buttons_delete.png Delete spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif email_buttons_bottom.png spacer.gif email_buttons_top.png spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif email_buttons_spam.png Mark as Spam spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif email_buttons_bottom.png spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif email_buttons_top.png spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif email_buttons_edit.png Edit Comment spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif email_buttons_bottom.png spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif spacer.gif email_footer.png email_tp-logo-small.gif Typepad, Inc. 180 Townsend Street, San Francisco, CA 94107 Manage Notifications | Support | Terms of Service | Privacy Policy
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Toggle Commented Jun 24, 2013 on BoobPhone Sounded Like Such a Good Idea at Foolery
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Those women who put stuff in their bras? I'm not one of them. It's a club I have never been able to join. When I put something into my bra it's usually followed immediately by this sound: Well, today I... Continue reading
Posted Jun 3, 2013 at Foolery
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Im with you, Daryl -- I usually have to be very ill to nap, and then Im down for three hours. Billy-Bob naps every day for 20-30 minutes. Dont know how he does it. BUT, yesterday I napped on the couch in the living room for a couple of hours of needed bliss. Back problems take it out of me!
Toggle Commented Apr 22, 2013 on Naps Are a State of Mind at Foolery
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Oh, to be that carefrree again. Not to mention flexible. Continue reading
Posted Apr 20, 2013 at Foolery
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I do that dance all the time, boB! Only in Fooleryland its called the Middle-Aged Post-Childbirth Outta My Way For the Potty Dance. Youre also welcome.
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Frances, people would find it odd if you were NOT delivering chicken poop. And you totally made my day, so THANK YOU! Oh, and by the way? Tastes like lavender, which is pretty much what I expected. Also? Last night, no lie, I dreamed I was wearing a cheap white wedding dress and red spike heels over at the dairy circa 1985, and I accidentally smeared cow poop across my face and washed it off in the milk parlor with one of the hanging hoses. Yes, I did. Klassy broad. Youre welcome.
Toggle Commented Apr 6, 2013 on Paging Dr. Lipschitz . . . at Foolery
I am so trying that, Tracey.
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Thats why they call you Smart Bob, boB. I mean, they DO, dont they?
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Got this message yesterday: "I have a Chicken Poop delivery for you. Don’t argue. Just give me your chicken coop shipping address and no one gets hurt." How could I argue with that? Of course, by the time I checked... Continue reading
Posted Apr 6, 2013 at Foolery
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