Wil, I just laughed so hard I almost cried. But can you imagine how much I envy you for being able to write "I helped Patrick Stewart set up his first Mac II computer"? I always wanted one of these Think Geek shirts saying "No, I won't fix your computer", but it would be so much more fun to create a shirt saying "No, I won't fix your computer. Unless you're Patrick Stewart." And be able to wear it because you actually DID help Patrick Stewart fix his computer...

Aaaah, Laphroaig! I'm visiting my parents, and my dad just poured me a glass of Laphroaig. We're celebrating the fact that he was released from hospital after an operation that luckily went good. Family is the most important thing in the world, and Scotch is also great - life can be so good! Glad to hear you're also enjoying the combination of family time and Islay Single Malt. Cheers!