Hi, Wil. I'm not remarking on this post because I haven't read it yet, but just wanted to say I had to google you because I feel like I'm the only person on the planet who does not know you. You seem to be referred to a lot in pop culture and I just saw the Family Guy episode where you kept getting your head smacked by the bald guy. I plan to acquaint myself with you and your writing so I know what people are talking about when they mention you, OK? Just thought I'd get that out of the way, since this is our first conversation. The end.