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George Parker
Boise, Idaho.
Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!
Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.
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Yeah... Once again I've been blocked from Facebook. Probably 'cos I've said FUCK too many times. Well... fuck Facebook. Loyal AdScamers know where to find me... Everyone else can go and fuck themselves. As far as I know... MySpace is... Continue reading
Posted 10 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Following on from my post earlier that shares of WPP tanked more than 12% making a giant hole in the Poisoned Dwarf's yearly trousering... WPP Deep Throats inform me that Sir Martin is prepared to make major sacrifices, along with... Continue reading
Posted 13 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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With the news yesterday that shares of WPP tanked more than 12% yesterday the stock is down 23% in the year today. The Poisoned Dwarf will doubtless take drastic cost cutting (Layoffs) to correct this situation and guarantee his $65... Continue reading
Posted 18 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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The proliferation of dumb fuck agency titles continues with the news that Publicis is appointing Emmanuel André as its first CTO... That's Chief Talent Officer for you ignorant douchenozzles. His function will be to oversee talent management and recruitment across... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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Alexander the Great got fucked. The British got fucked. The Russians got fucked. But not to worry... Der Trumpf has a "Plan" for Afghanistan! It works like this... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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Thank God it's over... For thirty minutes there I thought that Daenerys's dragons had eaten the sun and we would be in perpetual darkness. Fortunately, living in the Fourth Reich, I was able to summon up the Storm Troopers from... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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It's Monday. Here in the Fourth Reich we are about to experience a total solar eclipse. Not to worry, after a couple of hours and lots of booze, it will be over. On the other hand, if you work at... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Arnold Schwarzenegger has publicly rebuked Der Trumpf for his recent words of encouragement to the white supremacists and Nazis. Funny when consider that before embarking on his Oscar winning film career (That was sarcasm. OK.) The Terminator went on record... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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For some unexplained reason AdForum's Alcohol ads of the month includes the truly terrible "Train" spot for Johnnie Walker that I slagged off a couple of days ago. Their saving grace was featuring the latest spot from Ogilvy, London, for... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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There's an old saying in the ad biz, attributed to Wanamaker, Lord Leverhulme, Hitler and Genghis Khan... "Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is I don't know which half." Actually, when it comes to online... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Did you see the news that the American Cancer Society, the Cleveland Clinic, and the American Friends of Magen David Adom on Thursday decided to cancel events that were set to take place at Der Trumpf's gilded palace of agonizingly... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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In the never ending world of conferences, just got an invite to sign up for Ad:Tech in November. The headline says... What excites you? Well most of what excites me is still illegal. But moving on, the site asks me...... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
Bob... I'll take that also, and raise you to 20/1 that he will be elected our next President... Couldn't do a shitier job. Cheers/George
Toggle Commented 7 days ago on Droga5 does it again. at AdScam/The Horror!
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I know I keep kissing Droga5's arse (Along with Goodby and W+K London) but that's because they are the only fucking agencies in the universe that are producing work that puts all the other HackNozzles to shame. Further proof with... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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The proliferation of dumb fuck titles in the ad biz continues with the news that WPP agency VML has promoted God-is Rivera to director of inclusion and cultural resonance, a newly created position at the agency. Firstly, resonance is the... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I have posted many times about the mystery of clients who fire their agencies in spite of them doing great work that has built the brand. They then hire another agency and start producing shit. Johnnie Walker is a case... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Why the fuck didn't I think of this?... A perfect example of what advertising is all about. If you have to ask what "Impeachara" is for, then you probably bought "The Purple Pill." See "The Ubiquitous Persuaders," Chapter nine. Coming... Continue reading
Posted Aug 15, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Apparently, my favorite whipping boy, Tiger Woods, had five drugs in his system - Including marijuana - The night of his DUI arrest. Strangely enough, not one of them was Viagra. Obviously, he'll never win another fucking golf tournament. Does... Continue reading
Posted Aug 15, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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In his opinion why civilization is doomed, Daniel Whitmire explains that using the principle of "Mediocracy,"(a statistical notion that says, in the absence of more data, that your one data point is likely to be "average"), that not only are... Continue reading
Posted Aug 14, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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So, what's happening this week in the orgasmic world of advertising? Oh yeah, same as last week in advertising. Fuck all that makes sense. Although, we are being encouraged to consider Generation Z. That’s right, Generation Z. Does this mean... Continue reading
Posted Aug 13, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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My good friend, Dave Tutin, sent me this... Continue reading
Posted Aug 11, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Snap announced quarterly results yesterday, and, surprise, surprise, they were in the toilet again. The loss was steeper than expected and revenue missed estimates, as it added fewer users than Wall Street anticipated. In the past, I've hammered the shit... Continue reading
Posted Aug 10, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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In another sign that most social is a fucking joke, news that P&G cut digital ad spending by $200 million and noticed *zero* drop in revenues. As I have posted before, this is further proof that a substantial amount of... Continue reading
Posted Aug 10, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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If you're wondering what to eat for dinner tonight, why not consider chicken? Right now there's a splendid example sitting outside the White House. Known as "Chicken Don," he sports a golden combed over hair-do and tiny hands. The funniest... Continue reading
Posted Aug 10, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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You will be thrilled, thrilled I say, to hear that MDHC (Mini Dumb Holding Company,) MDC posted nearly 12% organic growth in its second quarter. Spokesnozzles for the company claim "this is a testament to MDC's modern and flexible operating... Continue reading
Posted Aug 9, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!