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George Parker
Boise, Idaho.
Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!
Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.
Recent Activity
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Going into the weekend, the big sporting news is that whilst playing at the British open, Tiger Woods wore two strips of KT tape on his neck. Apparently it's some kind of duct tape that relieves stress and pain. Sounds... Continue reading
Posted 9 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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In case you haven't noticed, I am still banned from Facebook for saying fuck too many times. If I was a holocaust denier, that wouldn't be a problem for Zuckernozzle... But saying fuck... A venerable old Anglo-Saxon word that the... Continue reading
Posted 15 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Even though I have given up on Hitler Wednesdays, I would never give up on the loverrrrly Kate. Here for your delectation are some of the gems from my humungous Kate picture collection. Time for a breakfast beer... Cheers George.... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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Following on from my last post about the Papa John's farrago. News just out that the pizza companies new agency, Fallon, has resigned the account... After one fucking month! Fallon issued this statement today:..“In mid-June, Fallon was retained by Papa... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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In the middle of all the commotion about the racist comments made by Papa John's disgraced former chairman John Schnatter, did you notice that its ad agency, Laundry Service, finally leaked a memo vehemently denying that it tried to extort... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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More bad news for NEST with the announcement of the downgrading of their CEO. Remember, NEST is the manufacturer of thermostats that set fire to your house and which Google paid a paltry $3.2 billion for a few years ago,... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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My good mate Stephen Foster over at MoreAboutAdvertising has done a flattering homage of me in honour (Brit Spell) of my birthday. Much appreciated. Also had thousands of emails from around the globe wishing me happy birthday... Well, I had... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Over at MediaPost there's a piece by Joe Mandese... Analyst To Investors: 'Significant Strategic Activity Afoot' On Madison Ave." It's best summed up by this quote from the analyst... “We have written extensively about the very real concerns impacting the... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Yeah, if anyone out there gives a shit, today is my birthday. Back in my Mad Man days, when I smoked like a chimney, drank like a fish and shagged my brains out, I never thought I would last beyond... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Now that Der Trumpf has sold out America to Putin, no surprise there, can we get back to the real business of the day... The Poisoned Dwarf's massive PR fight to retain his reputation and keep trousering his millions. Talking... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Observant AdScamer's may have noticed that I am posting less about the ad biz than other shit... That's because there's nothing to post about, as it has become the most boring business in the world... Here's a sample from today's... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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In the "You can't make this shit up" category did you see that fans of Kylie Jenner .have created a GoFundMe page to raise $100 million for her as the poor thing is currently only worth $900 million and they... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Now that Der Trumpf has finished playing golf at Turnbury, his Scottish golf club that is losing millions yearly, The Queen had a farewell message for him... Fuck off... (Click on it.) Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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If you are old enough to remember, massive tax cuts that benefit the rich have always been represented as "Lifting all boats." Problem is, you'll be only getting your rubber ducky lifted a centimeter, while the rich fucktards get their... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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For your Friday delectation... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I did a post yesterday about the Poisoned Dwarf claiming the wanky title of "Senior Monk" now that he has acquired "MediaMonks" as the first of what will be the humungous number of companies he will buy in the coming... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
Tom... A great comment, how very true. Cheers/George
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After fucking up NATO, before climbing aboard Air Force One to see his giant blow up orange balloon flying over London, Der Trumpf was asked about his fucktardly tweeting on his constantly changing views on everything in the universe, he... Continue reading
Posted Jul 12, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Ace Canadian AdScamer, Rayban - Eh, points us in the direction of the reason why England fucked up against Croatia yesterday. Mick Jagger was at the game. Apparently every time he attends an England fixture, they lose. Yes, the curse... Continue reading
Posted Jul 12, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Once again, the Fourth Reich is the center of global capitalism with the annual Allen & Co, Sun Valley fuck fest for the world's richest douchenozzles taking place this week. The Wizened of Oz will be flaunting Jerry, Sheryl Sandberg... Continue reading
Posted Jul 12, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Here's a picture of Der Trumpf at the NATO summit meeting in Brussels. The twenty nine members are watching a military flyover, Der Trumpf is watching who the fuck knows? Perfect!!! Continue reading
Posted Jul 11, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Why am I not surprised to read that the U.S. Army wasted tens of millions of dollars on marketing programs that failed to demonstrate significant returns in fiscal year 2016? according to an internal review conducted over nearly two years.... Continue reading
Posted Jul 11, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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You have to admire the way the Poisoned Dwarf doesn't hang around. News yesterday that he has beaten out WPP in the $300 million competition to acquire MediaMonks.As usual we were subjected to the fucked up Senior Ad Nozzle verbal... Continue reading
Posted Jul 11, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Apparently, the British are determined to make pop song "American Idiot" number one on the infantile top twenty music charts, they are hoping to do it by the time Der Trumpf arrives in Britain on Friday 13th July... Isn't that... Continue reading
Posted Jul 10, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Remember that the news about Sorrell getting his jollies with a hooker in Shepherds Market came out when the Poisoned Dwarf fired his chauffer, who then leaked it to the gutter press? Now apparently Der Trumpf's long time personal driver... Continue reading
Posted Jul 10, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!