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George Parker
Boise, Idaho.
Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!
Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.
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It’s official… Steve “I sweat, therefore I am” Ballmer, after leaving his position as CEO of Microsoft a year ago, has now gone all in and announced that he is leaving the board, explaining why in a letter to fresh... Continue reading
Posted 14 minutes ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I am sorry to get pedantic in my dotage, but I despair about the abysmal political and geographic knowledge of today’s so-called “journalists.” On Yahoo Business today, a Fucktardesse, by the name of Carolin Roth, was writing about the rise... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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Droga5’s first spot in its “Greatness” campaign for Jockey has appeared. It’s somewhat droll and I like it. It’s based on the premise that famous dead guys, such as spaceman Buzz Aldrin, (OK, he isn’t dead yet, but he’s even... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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Kudos to Alfred Maskeroni over at AdWeek who is on a mission to find the most fucked up TV spots in the world. This week he has topped himself with this unbelievable effort for East Hills Mall in St. Joseph,... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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Moving on from my last post about how Facebook is peopled by brainless wankers, it would appear that Dell is also peopled by brainless wankers. Not only have they produced a really, really fucking bad TV spot… “The Center for... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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If you ever needed further proof that Facebook is peopled by brainless wankers who when not posting pictures of their breakfast, are too stupid to understand what is real and what isn’t… News today that Facebook will be adding a... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I have written recently about the cretins, fucktards and douchenozzles who are so fucking brain dead they are prepared to blow dumpster loads of money on such inane apps as… “Kim Kardashian in Hollywood.” Yes, and even though you could... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Ace Canadian AdScamer “Ray – Eh.” Points us in the direction of Business Insider’s “10 best vodkas on the market” – And yes, fucking yes… Number one and Number two are both from the “Fourth Reich” state of I-Da-Fucking-Ho! On... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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AdScamer “V” points me in the direction of something I missed last week…Reckitt-Benckiser, now known as RB, ‘co you don’t want to be confused with “Arsekisser” do you? “Has signed a nine figure global deal with Facebook to Move away... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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You know there’s this “Ice Bucket Challenge” going around, were people dare other people to dump a bucket of iced water on themselves, usually for some worthy cause? Anyway, there’s one out there in which Mark ZuckerNozzle challenges Bill Gates... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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The Hollywood Reporter has a piece about Phil Anschutz, one of America’s most evil billionaires, and how he is going to shift from producing strictly “Family Values” shitty films like “Narnia in the Nozzle,” to slightly more risky PG-13 shit…... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I have posted about this a few zillion times, but the latest on Andy Coulson, who was the editor of the “Wizened of Oz’s” rancid rag, The News of the World, before moving on to be Brit PM', David Cameron’s... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Because all the news about advertising is getting so incredibly fucking boring… In AdScam’s never ending quest to bring you only the really important news… This just in… Lenin’s head is missing. Not the real one, but the 5 ton... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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The entire South Korean space program has been forced to shut down after its only astronaut resigned for personal reasons. Yi So-yeon, 36, became the first Korean in space in 2008 after the she was chosen by the Korea Aerospace... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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The stock market has just closed and JC Penney shares are up more than 10% after reporting earnings that beat expectations. They reported a second quarter loss per share of $0.56, less than the $0.90 per share loss expected by... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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So, I open my New York Times today and there’s a full page ad from the world’s dumbest fucking TV network, Fox, apologizing to the world’s dumbest people for subjecting them to even more exposure of the world’s dumbest fucking... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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OK, I know I do go on a bit about TV Spots produced in every fucking country in South America, that for some strange reason always have English voice overs and English titles. Here’s a new one for Ford from... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Interesting to read that Bob Liodice, President of the Association of National Advertisers, says “There aint no magic bucket of cash that advertisers are keeping from ad agencies.” This in response to complaints by the 4A’s that agencies can’t afford... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
Oh, yes indeed - Withnall is indeed fucking splendid. Cheers/George
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Ace AdScamer Tom, had a great comment to my last post… Here it is… 30 years ago, while staying at the beverly hills hotel, i got a call from the desk telling me that although i had three more days... Continue reading
Posted Aug 13, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
@Tom... Great story... It's a good job you weren't staying at the Chateaux Marmont and you had to give up your room for Jim Belushi! Cheers/george
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Back in the late seventies when I was working in London, I was invited to a party on the opening night of a West End play – I can’t even remember its name – But I did get to meet... Continue reading
Posted Aug 13, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
@Floyd... So, who the fuck was it... Obviously Brit/Humor. If it was Pete & Dud, where's my fucking prize? Cheers/George
@Floyd... Sounds like the kind of thing "Pete & Dud" might say... Although it wouldn't be "Ponce." More likely "C*nt!" Cheers George
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I know I go on a bit about the millions paid to “Global Brand Nozzles,” like Will.I.Am and other fucktards, but I was a bit stunned to read that Paris Hilton was pulling down $350,000 an hour for standing around... Continue reading
Posted Aug 12, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!