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George Parker
Boise, Idaho.
Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!
Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.
Recent Activity
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All loyal AdScamers know that Friday is always Kate Moss day… Preferably naked. Forget Hitler Wednesdays for now. Anyway. Lisa Jay, the absolute Queen of the AdScamers, has a superbly developed “Moss-Dar” and is always finding and sending me gems.... Continue reading
Posted 16 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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With the news that Subway has appointed BBDO as its new AOR, obviously the agencies first task will be to sink the memory of Spokes-Fucktard Jared deeper than the Titanic. As BBDO has enjoyed the reputation of being the ad... Continue reading
Posted 22 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I was stunned when I opened my New York Times yesterday and found a full page ad that was in effect a letter from Thomas Perkins, a truly nasty Vulture Capitalist I once had the misfortune to cross paths with... Continue reading
Posted 22 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Remember Steve Job’s yacht? I posted about it nearly three years ago… As I pointed out, from the back it looks like a giant slab of cheese. Not surprising when you realize it was designed by Fucktard Philippe Starck, and... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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Reading in the news this morning that Mexican and Hispanic media have started to refer to “The Donald” as Hitler, with perfect timing, I have just received the picture below from AdScamer Scott. Personally, I think it’s an insult to... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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Time magazine reported yesterday on a Frank Luntz focus group, held in the D.C. area, with a couple of dozen self-identified, raving loony Trump backers, to get a better sense of their perspective. The article is mind fucking bending. In... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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Well, well, fucking well. Uber Dick-Head Josh Duggar is going into porn freaky, if it moves fuck it, rehab. Yes, God will guide him. He will see the light and correct the error of his ways. “Our family is like... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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If you ever wanted a demonstration of how infantile American politics has become, consider the fact that “The Donald” has vowed never to eat Oreos again ‘cos part of the cookies production is moving from Chicago to the land of... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
@Toby... Good catch. You are correct... It is William Goldman. My bad. Proof that AdScamers know what the fuck they are talking about. Cheers/George
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Ace British ad site… “MoreAboutAdvertising,” has a very detailed and informative breakdown of WPP’s first half results. His Gnomeship is trousering massive amounts of dosh. He does however, moan and groan about a couple of things, which is rather funny... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Droga5 has a new campaign for Under Armour featuring Jordan Spieth, Stephen Curry and luscious Misty Copeland. I like it, but then AdScammers know I’m a big fan of Droga5, ‘cos they get me pissed whenever I’m in New York.... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I nearly choked on my breakfast beer when I read the headline in the San Jose Mercury News… “Stock market experts advise calm in this crazy market.” Yes, “Stock market experts.” The article is full of truly hilarious advice, such... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
@Modokbighead... NO! @Studio... The trick is finding the solid companies. Cheers/George
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To paraphrase William Golding, it is patently obvious that no one on Wall St. knows anything about anything. Just a few hours ago, I posted that the stock market was charging back and was up a zillion points. I did... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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It’ll soon be Halloween. Another one of those fake American holiday’s that allows idiots to dress up in stupid costumes whilst at work. They think it’s a fucking holiday, but they’re still at work. Anyway, “Spirit Halloween” has come up... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Good news all round… The stock market is about to come back like gang busters… Why? Who the fuck knows, certainly not the clowns on Wall Street. Tomorrow, it will probably be in the shitter again. What a joke. However,... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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At the time of writing this, the markets have just closed with the Dow Jones Industrial Average down a MERE 588 points. All the pundits are letting out huge sighs of relief, with one douchenozzle describing it as a “minor... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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As I write this the stock market has just opened and the Dow is down by a trillion fucking points. Analysts are talking shit, which they always do, only now you can smell the desperation. Looks like the good times... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Just last month, Sinead O’Connor declared that “Music is dead” after Rolling Stone put Kim Kardashian on its cover. Actually, what she said was… “What is this c*nt doing on the cover of Rolling Stone? Music has officially died. Who... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I was somewhat dumbfounded to read that apart from her many and very obvious over abundant physical talents, Kim Kardashian has now moved on to diplomacy. As the headline on Bloomberg pointed out… “No sign of end of Korea talks... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
@Tom... Good point, but I would be somewhat reticent to start an agency right now. Particularly as no one seems to know exactly what an agency supposedly does these days. Cheers/George
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There’s no question that agencies have tried to outdo themselves over the last few years with strange and wonderful names. I must say, however, I was somewhat nonplussed to read in AdAge that Jacinte Faria has just been appointed Executive... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Did you see that yesterday the Dow Jones Industrial Average dropped 531 points,,, Which is the largest decline since the Goths sacked Rome. But, obviously it is not our fault, Blame those wanky fucking Chinese who are no longer prepared... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I am now convinced that the world as we know it is coming to an end… Why? ‘Cos I just got an email from Amazon advising me that I can now buy… Natural Man Beard Oil. Yes, it’s an all... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
@Conor... Yeah... You're right. Too much Fourth Reich potato vodka. Charlie collects bad art. Maurice collects castles and Rollers. Cheers/George