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George Parker
Boise, Idaho.
Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!
Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.
Recent Activity
The first three books in the column on the left "Worthwhile Books" are mine, and are available on Amazon. Cheers/George
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Staying with my slagging of the Apple Watch, interesting piece in Business Insider pointing out that GodJobs, sitting on his iCloud, must be mad as shit the way they have fucked up this launch. Never forget that this is the... Continue reading
Posted 2 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Yeah, I have taken the piss out of the Apple Watch in the past, but now with the launch of the Apple Watch 3, everything is loverrrrly... Except suddenly, it ain't. The excitement has partially fizzled out after reviews were... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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The slimy tentacles of the Poisoned Dwarf's evil empire continue to ooze over the ad world with the news that WPP's "live experience" agency SET LIVE is opening its first North American office to service U.S. clients, such as Verizon.... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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Things are looking bleak in Portlandia with the news that Adidas has overtaken Jordan as the top selling sneaker for teenage clowns in the US. Does this mean Nike might start looking around, possibly breaking its five hundred year relationship... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I lived in California for many years, made a shitload of money, and have lots of fond memories. However, it was always a bit wacky, but now it's totally fucking insane. Did you read about the 2.000 square foot house... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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The Poisoned Dwarf has been speaking at Demexco, a conference for digital nozzles in Cologne. Does this guy ever go into the office? His gnomeship is pissed, very pissed about last year's report by K2 and Ebiquity on “media transparency”... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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As I have posted many times in the past, consultancies are eating the lunches of BDA's and BDHC's. Now, some agencies are attempting to jump on the bandwagon by launching their own in-house consultancy divisions. Last month, Boston-based IPG agency... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Hey, forget all this bullshit about fellow loonies Kim-Yong-Un and Der Trumpf starting world war III. Dennis Rodman is about to sort this whole fucking thing out. OK, it sounds completely fucked up, but with tensions rising between the two... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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In his continuing quest to cut WPP's operating costs (which should help boost his $100 million annual trousering) the Poisoned Dwarf continues to merge LDA's (Little Dumb Agencies) in order to create more BDA's within the evil empire. WPP is... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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With the news that ex GoGoDaddy SpokesNozzle, Danica Patrick has been axed as a NASCAR driver for Stewart-Hass-Racing after a disastrous season, fans will be encouraged to hear that "She is open to anything." Perhaps the resurrection of her semi... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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MDC CEO-Nozzle, Scott Kaufman gave a speech the other day in which he said... That he "literally bristles" at the term holding company to describe MDC. "We are not a holding company, we are not a parent company. We are... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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No surprise to read on MediaPost that Improving customer experience is one of the main drivers of digital transformation in business. At least that’s what CEOs around the world say, most of whom give themselves good marks for execution. A... Continue reading
Posted Sep 13, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Yesterday was the day when Applenozzles could finally blow big bucks on the iPhone X. As arse kissing site, "Verge" writes so orgasmically... "The X is an extremely beautiful device, with a stainless steel band and glass back curving into... Continue reading
Posted Sep 13, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought we worked in advertising which is a sub-set of communications. Which is why I nearly choked on my breakfast beer when I read this email from the IAB (Interactive Advertising Bureau)... AR,... Continue reading
Posted Sep 12, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Loyal AdScamer's will remember that I posted a few weeks ago that I had been banned from linking my posts to Facebook, 'cos I did something that had contravened ZuckerNozzle's wanky rules of decorum. But they wouldn't tell me what... Continue reading
Posted Sep 12, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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AdWeek has a ten gazillion word piece by Keith Grossman titled... "Consumers have more time thanks to technology, and marketers have more opportunities to fill it." Here's the opening paragraph... Recently, I was taking an Uber while speaking to a... Continue reading
Posted Sep 11, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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In case you missed it, on Friday, Goodby Silverstein & Partners picked up the US creative duties on Pepsi. Yeah, I know I'm an arse licking fan of GS&P, but they consistently prove me right about what the suppurating ad... Continue reading
Posted Sep 11, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Yes, on Tuesday Apple will officially launch the iPhone 8 which will enable you to perform even more wonderful shit with something intended to uber-enable you to do lots of other shit than talk to other wankers who think phones... Continue reading
Posted Sep 10, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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You will be thrilled shitless to hear that Uber Wanker Richard Branson survived "Irma" by sitting it out in his wine cellar bunker on his private Caribbean island. That's the bad news. The good news is that most of his... Continue reading
Posted Sep 10, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Stephen over at MoreAboutAdvertising asks the same question I've been asking for years... Why the fuck does the Poisoned Dwarf continue to buy up companies at the rate of one every week? He's just paid $5 million for a stake... Continue reading
Posted Sep 8, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Just to prove that Silicon Valley isn't a place populated by nerds writing code and eating organic Kale, news today that UploadVR a virtual reality startup accused of bringing prostitutes to a work party and setting up an office “kink... Continue reading
Posted Sep 8, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Sticking with today's New York Times, apparently Facebook has been caught telling "Porkies." That's Cockney rhyming slang for "Porky Pies... Lies," about its reach to young wankers obsessed by talking shit on ZuckerNozzle's rip-off media scam. They bumped up the... Continue reading
Posted Sep 7, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
Tom... I agree with you absolutely... Providing you have bought "Confessions of a Mad Man" first. Yes, I am a shameless whore. Cheers/George
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Even after living here for over fifty years, with a break in the seventies to go back to London and cash in on my Mad Man expertise, I continue to be amazed by things that pop up and leave me... Continue reading
Posted Sep 7, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!