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George Parker
Boise, Idaho.
Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!
Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.
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If you do nothing else this weekend… Watch this truly wonderful piece of film… From agenda:NY. Many thanks to my mate Steve Hall over at AdRants for bringing this to our attention. Can you imagine being able to write like... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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OK… O fucking K. Several people have hammered me on my “Best Agency in the Fucking Universe” post… “Cos, what the fuck about Wieden + Kennedy? Who were actually founded a full year before GS+P. So, are therefore the winners... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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It would seem that Typepad has sorted out the Denial Of System fuck up, or whatever it's called. I will attempt to catch up. In the meantime, 'cos it's Friday.. Enjoy... Art... More art... Even more art... And my favorite...... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
Uber OTC client, Reckitt Benckiser (not to be confused with arse-kisser) is putting up the Mucinex account for review… Yeah, that’s the one that features giant green globules of snot, headed by the suppurating Mr. Mucus, performing in a fucking... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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Remember how Princess Marissa Mayer had to step in, roll up her sleeves, and design the new Yahoo logo one weekend ‘cos the team she had tasked with doing the job hadn’t cracked it to her satisfaction. Never mind that... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Did you see that Intel has blown a few hundred thousand dollars on a new proprietary type design? According to AdAge… "Fonts have personality," said Jennifer Barbour, brand design and identity director at Intel. "It's how we navigate through the... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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In case you missed it, just about now, “The Best Agency In The World,” is celebrating its thirty first birthday. And just which shop is it that I bestow this incredible AdScam award on? Goodby, Silverstein + Partners. And why?... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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So, as all loyal AdScamers know… It is fucking Hitler day. Not to be confused with Friday, which is Kate Moss, preferably naked, flashing her “unmentionables” whilst taking a pee day… So, as the ad biz is becoming increasingly fucking... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Everyone knows that like most other totally stupid clients, eTrade decided to kill the uber-recognized talking baby that had served them so well for the last millennium and try a new approach. Hence, after their move to Ogilvy, we got... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Following on from my last post about the momentous name change of JWT back to J. Walter Thompson, rumors are circulating that the Poisoned Dwarf is about to announce the changing of WPP back to its full original name… Wire... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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In the “You can’t make this shit up” category, news yesterday that JWT is going to change its name back to J. Walter Thompson to celebrate the BDA’s 150 year anniversary. As CEO, Bob Jeffrey, who is a good friend... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Good mate and Ace AdScamer… “JF”… Can’t give his full name, ‘cos he is very well known and may not want anyone to know his association with me… And who fuck can blame him? Just sent me this tasty bit…... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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With the upcoming creation of “PubicCom,” the worlds biggest and ugliest, BDHC, in the obvious knowledge that this entire advertising nightmare is going to be controlled and run be “Le Frogs,” John Wren is making sure that his forthcoming Golden... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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This hyper critical news concerning “the Poisoned Dwarf,” just in from Slashdot… "The GNOME Foundation is running out of money. The foundation no longer has any cash reserves so they have voted to freeze non-essential funding for running the foundation.... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I have been telling you ‘till I’m blue in the face that WPP will buy Interpublic this year. That was AdScam's Official Ball-Busting Insight #1. Now more on the upcoming demise of Apple from TBWA. Yes, I posted about this... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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As It’s Sunday, and I am sure all AdScamers will be at their various houses of worship, unless you do your Sabbath on a Saturday… This religious item just in from Poland. Father Slawomir Kostrzewa (try saying that after a... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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So, Bud Light Platinum, the ne plus ultra of nuns piss has kicked Translation in the nuts and moved to BBDO. Talk about from the frying pan into the fire… Translation, an agency that specializes in TV spots that look... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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As I forecast in my last post, Wall Street continues to crater. ‘Cos, as you know, I am always fucking right. One of the main reasons for the continuing disappearance of billions down the rancid tubes of stock market mania,... Continue reading
Posted Apr 11, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
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I’m writing this before the almighty, God bless the US stock markets open, so I could be wrong… Who me? But based on yesterdays precipitous sell off on Nasdaq, the worst in three years, could we be looking down the... Continue reading
Posted Apr 11, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Ace AdScamer “Perry” just sent me this… “Faberge is doing a big Easter egg promotion here in New York, and outside the trendy Nomad Hotel is a 3-ft high egg decorated with pix of Kate.” Oh fucking yes. Friday’s breakfast…... Continue reading
Posted Apr 11, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
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You are no doubt aware of all the rumors circulating in the abysmal ad trades about the possibility of Apple firing TBWA as Agency of Record. Hey folks… It’ll happen. Listen to my “Rant of Rants” on this week’s BeanCast.... Continue reading
Posted Apr 11, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
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I’m with George Carlin when it comes to golf… It’s a game for BDA “Suits.” Otherwise known as douchenozzles. So I had to laugh at the piece on Yahoo, “The Masters and Tiger.” You would think the fact that he... Continue reading
Posted Apr 10, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
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You know all the fuss about Facebook paying $2 Billion for virtual reality goggle manufacturer, Oculus, and how everyone thought ZuckerNozzle was crazier than a shithouse rat for sinking his chump change into this less than two year old company,... Continue reading
Posted Apr 10, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
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As further proof that everything has been done before, and usually better. Over at Wired.com they are having orgasms over a film “Tokyo Reverse” by photographer, Ludovic Zuilli, who spent hours walking backwards through the streets of Tokyo… Then they... Continue reading
Posted Apr 9, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Following on from my previous post about the Poisoned Dwarf’s adventures in political bullshit, Stephen Foster over at my favorite Brit/Ad/Site, MoreAboutAdvertising, points out that WPP has done yet another deal with wanky sounding, eMarketer to provide a “Killer App”... Continue reading
Posted Apr 9, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!