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George Parker
Boise, Idaho.
Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!
Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.
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You have to say one thing about the American public. It is totally predictable. That’s why the news that giant trucks and SUV’s drove last month’s auto sales is no surprise. I mean, c’mon, wouldn’t you rather drive a honking... Continue reading
Posted 3 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Between Alex "The Shed" Bogusky and Kev "I always wear black" Roberts... Who needs boring old advertising anymore? Here’s the mission statement for Fearless, Alex’s latest brilliant start up… "We will help socially-minded corporations, foundations and non-profits develop 360° campaigns... Continue reading
Posted 11 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Ace AdScamer Lisa Jay sent me a hot news item yesterday that I didn’t read until late in the afternoon, which made me too late to include in a Wednesday post… And you all know what Wednesday is on AdScam,... Continue reading
Posted 17 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Remember how Alex Bogusky cashed in his millions and checked out of CP+B all of four years ago? He said he was giving up advertising and going to live in “The Shed” at the bottom of his Boulder, CO. garden... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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If you want to explore the weird and wacky world of Kev “I always wear black” Roberts, here’s the full interview The Guardian did with him in London in his fucking suite at the outrageously expensive Bulgari Hotel, whilst attending... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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I’m becoming a true fan of Richard Whitman over at MEDIApsssst. His latest piece takes a hatchet to Saatchi’s ace bullshitter, Kevin “I always wear black” Roberts, yeah, the guy that inflicted “Lovemarks” on us. Now he says marketing is... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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As I have posted about in the past, and as Mediapsssst, has picked up on today… We don’ need any of those stinkin sexist ads. Yes, Cindy Gallop, of make love not porn… Disclosure… A mate, who has one of... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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News today that Nick Brien, the wanker that single handedly almost sank McCann Worldwide a couple of years ago, has resurfaced as President of Hearst Magazines Marketing Services and CEO of iCrossing, whatever the fuck that is. We are told... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I don’t want to beat this one to death, but why not… Did you see the AdWeek piece about how Kim “Monster Arse” Kardashian is cleaning up in the world of mobile using fucktards? Her game, "Kim Kardashian Hollywood," pulled... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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There’s an interesting article over at The Hollywood Reporter about Mike Cimino… The director who won Oscars with “The Deer Hunter,” then moved on to make “Heaven’s Gate,” the world’s longest movie – His first cut was 14 fucking hours... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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No sooner had I done my last post about the Guardian report on Rebekah “Medusa Hair” Brooks returning to the Wizened of Oz’s evil empire to take up a post in New York, than up pops a piece in the... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Yesterday’s Guardian reports that Rebekah “Medusa Hair” Brooks is about to rejoin the “Wizened of Oz’s” evil empire, but this time, in the US. Fuck, there’s something to look forward to. Just make sure you erase your voice mail before... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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As further proof that people are becoming dumber and dumber, we now have “DressGate!” yeah, all that bullshit about what fucking color some woman’s dress is. Apparently tens of millions of people are Twittering their infantile brains out deciding this... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Over at MEDIApsssst, Richard Whitman points out the stupidity of Havas, Chicago, blowing $10 million creating yet another “Open Space Office of the Future.” If these fuckers actually looked at the fucking data they love to wet their knickers about,... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Just to set you up for the weekend… Within two years you will be able to sign up for a head transplant. Yes, you can swop that gnarly, alcohol and fag smoke ravaged noggin for George Clooney, or Kim Kardashian,... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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It’s official… The New York Post says “Budweiser losing the battle with craft beers.” Well, fuck I’ve been saying that for years. According to Bud’s Chief Financial Nozzle… “We do not expect to stabilize Bud in the US in the... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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My ex-partner and uber-mate… GI-Joe, points us in the direction of this news item about Carly “Queen” Fiorina… Who is obviously suffering from major ego-de-mentia. I mean, this is a woman who has spent her entire career fucking companies, by... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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For the freaks out there who can’t wait to get their $10,000 gold Apple watch. Check out the latest thing in “wearable technology.” A Japanese wearable tomato feeder that sits on your head and pops tomatoes in your pie hole... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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OK… Having had the DIRECTV guy over yesterday morning to fix the DIRECTV fuck up that meant my wife couldn’t watch the Oscars on Sunday night, which resulted in my less than happy Sunday evening. He showed up on Wednesday…... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Having worked on the account, and now living in Boise, headquarters of HP’s print & imaging division, here in the Fourth Reich, I had to wince at the news yesterday that their earnings and outlook continue to disappear down the... Continue reading
Posted Feb 25, 2015 at AdScam/The Horror!
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You will be thrilled shitless to hear that Alex Bogusky is about to save the world… Again! Remember “Made” the agency that only worked on accounts that made things in America? One of their clients is… Wal-Mart! Figure that one... Continue reading
Posted Feb 25, 2015 at AdScam/The Horror!
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So, last night I watched the director’s cut of “Iron Sky.” Is this a great fucking movie, or what? OK, maybe not great, but definitely a movie you have to watch on a Wednesday (AdScam’s Hitler Day.) Apart from the... Continue reading
Posted Feb 25, 2015 at AdScam/The Horror!
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So, one of the world’s worse clients, Sears, has been resigned by McGarryBowen. According to AdAge, Sears is in the middle of a holding company procurement review and will send out RFP’s to those it considers dumb enough to want... Continue reading
Posted Feb 24, 2015 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Remember Soda Stream, maker of a machine that makes the world’s most expensive fizzy drinks? The one Alex “I will save the world” Bogusky did a Super Bowl spot for back in 2013, which never actually ran in the Super... Continue reading
Posted Feb 24, 2015 at AdScam/The Horror!
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There’s a great piece over on CNN, titled… “Carly Fiorina’s HP Legacy looms over her 2016 ambitions.” Which, apart from demolishing her claims that she resurrected HP from the grave and pointed it towards a scintillating future, thanks to her... Continue reading
Posted Feb 24, 2015 at AdScam/The Horror!