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George Parker
Boise, Idaho.
Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!
Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.
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Yes, it's Friday and Kate is now Forty Four and three days old, and she hasn't aged a bit since I posted about her on Tuesday. As I was discussing her today with my favorite barista... "Cat, allo darlin" It... Continue reading
Posted 23 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Did you see that Amazon has short listed 20 cities from the original 238 that were eager to become the home of Amazons second head quarters. Ace Canadian AdScamer "Ray-He" reckons it will be his home town of Toronto... And... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
Gunnar... Belgium... Pedophile heaven. Although I did have an incredible meal once at the Four Seasons Hotel, Hamburg. And the red light district was also a bit tasty. Cheers/George
Toggle Commented 2 days ago on KFC frites France! at AdScam/The Horror!
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Ace Canadian AdScamer, Ray-Eh, points us in the direction of the news that Trumpf ex, Marla Maples is shagging Donny Dick Head Deutsh. Failed ad man extraordinaire. Deutsch — who has called Trump “physically disgusting” and “a pathetic sniveling little... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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Excellent piece over at MoreAboutAdvertising... "US Agencies keep cutting back as 2018 unfolds." Pointing out that Omnicom's GSD&M is the latest US agency to announce a round of lay-offs, it also points out the undisputable fact that whilst BDA's and... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
Ray... I pride myself on knowing everything, but why they have 19 to 23 second TV spots, I have no fucking idea. Maybe Der Trumpf knows.
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You have to feel sorry for the French, 'cos now, the country with the second best food in the world (anyone want to guess where the best food is?) is about to be exposed to KFC's Colonel Sanders who has... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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The most interesting man in the world continues to be interesting. Proving how fucked up the decision by Dos Equis to replace him with a younger douchenozzle was... The breaking campaign for Astral tequila starring Jonathon Goldsmith is... Most Interesting.... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
Bob... It depends on your definition of Master and Mistress. Still... She has shagged her way to a mega-million golden parachute. And, she probably isn't done yet. Cheers/George
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Even though my affection for Kate is usually celebrated on Friday. Today is different, 'cos today is Kate's birthday. Yes indeed, this vision of feminine pulchritude is forty four years old, and still looks eminently shagable. Which is amazing when... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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According to the Wall Street Journal Jared Kushner was warned that his and Ivanka's friendship with Wendi Deng, Rupert Murdoch's ex wife, could be used against American interests, as Wendi May be a Chinese spy! After all, she did marry... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Over at MediaPost there's an article titled "Dilly Dilly: Bud Light sparks more than just an Internet theme." It goes on and on about how everyone is using the catch phrase, particularly at football games when play is halted for... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Apparently Saturday's false missile threat that made everyone in Hawaii shit their pants was caused by a badly designed user interface. The computer system that allows the Hawaiian Emergency Management Agency (HEMA) to send emergency alerts asks employees to select... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
AOP... Well, kudos to you. I thought I knew everything about David, but obviously didn't. I do however, know everything about Kate Moss. cheers/George
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It's Saturday and I'd rather spend it getting pissed than writing about the fucked up ad biz... But I saw this and thought that it's well worth sharing... "The Vegas line is 2.25 to 1 against republicans surviving the midterms... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
Whacked... Hey, I like the sound of that. Where do I apply? The stupid titles are matched by the stupid names agencies are giving themselves these days. Cheers/George
Toggle Commented Jan 12, 2018 on Idiotic Titles! at AdScam/The Horror!
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Der Trumpf doubled down on talking shit yesterday when he cancelled his trip to Britain to open the new US Embassy in London. . Again opening his mouth and inserting foot., he said... "The reason I canceled my trip to... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Der Trumpf is at it again. Opening his mouth and inserting foot. Yesterday he was reported to have said... “Why do we want all these people from Africa here? They’re shithole countries ... We should have more people from Norway.”... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Ace AdScamer, Lisa Jay, she of the incredible "Kate-dar" Helps us make Friday special when she points us in the direction of the new Stuart Weitzman campaign with Kate flashing her knickers whilst glaming it up with Gigi Hadid during... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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So, hooray, Wal-Mart is boosting its "associate's" pay to a hefty $11 an hour. They are also giving out $1,000 bonuses to employees who have been dumb enough to have worked there for twenty fucking years. In the meantime, Sam's... Continue reading
Posted Jan 11, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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As usual CES will be full of exciting products that will never see the light of day. Talking about seeing, Vuzix Corp. will show off a pair of smart glasses that can talk to Amazon.com Inc.’s voice-activated digital assistant, Alexa,... Continue reading
Posted Jan 11, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Today's Ad Agencies continue to amaze me... Not with their work, which gets shittier by the day, but with their non-stop ability to invent really stupid job titles. Interpublic's Jack Morton agency has just hired itself a "Chief People Officer."... Continue reading
Posted Jan 11, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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An ace AdScamer who wishes to remain anonymous points us in the direction of a Linkedin post more or less saying that agencies need to grow a set of balls. The best bit though, is the comment by my good... Continue reading
Posted Jan 10, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Apparently, wanker, Richard Branson has decided that Virgin Trains will no longer carry the Daily Mail on its uber expensive West Coast service to Manchester (My home town, eee by gum.) Branson implies that he doesn't agree with the Mail's... Continue reading
Posted Jan 10, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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For a while now the Poisoned Dwarf has claimed that the big consulting companies like Accenture and IBM aren’t encroaching on WPP's turf in any way. What a load of old bollocks. So now he's decided to join the club... Continue reading
Posted Jan 9, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!