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George Parker
Boise, Idaho.
Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!
Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.
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News yesterday that Japan is urging its citizens not to wait until it’s too late to think about toilet paper. Just launched is the "Let's stockpile toilet paper!" campaign to mark Disaster Prevention Day, warning of a possible crisis because... Continue reading
Posted 1 hour ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Hey, I try and avoid politics and religion on AdScam, best to stick to drugs, sex, rock & roll. ‘Cos advertising has become more boring than fucking undertaking… But, I just loved this on Reuters yesterday… Israel announced on Sunday... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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So, in the really important news this weekend, AdScam notes that Mae Myat Noe, a model from Myanmar (It used to be called Burma, and at one time was the world epicenter of shaving cream) has been stripped of the... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Apparently, Chelsea Clinton is giving up her $600K a year gig with NBC to concentrate on her work with the Clinton Foundation. I mean, the poor fucker was slaving in the salt mines of NBC, where she had to produce... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
@Brian... I can't win the Internet. I created it. And, Al Jezera still owes me $5 trillion for it. Cheer's/George
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Over on MoreAboutAdvertising, mate Stephen Foster has a piece… Is Sir Martin’s “Black Swans” theory one for the birds? Apparently, His Gnomeship has uncorked a swan metaphor in defense of WPP’s less than sterling recent financials. As Stephen explains…Black swans,... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Sticking with AdFreak for the remainder of this week, Tim Nudd has a piece about some wanky design shop paying major bucks to buy a billboard opposite Ogilvy, New York, in order to drum up some business from the BDA.... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Alfred Maskeroni, “curator” of weird fucking ads over at AdFreak, has dug up one from Brazil pimping Skol lager as the beer of choice for vampires. Yeah, that’s why everyone in the spot hangs upside down from various objects and... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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AdWeek has a great piece about the longevity of Spam as a gourmet treat for nearly a billion fucking years. It starts off with this… London in late December 1942 wasn’t a very merry place. The blitz had dragged into... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I love it when so-called experts make predictions about shit that never happens and then end up with egg on their faces. For several years now we’ve been hearing that the days of the Personal Computer are over and you’ll... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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There’s a piece over at AdAge requesting B-to-B marketers to “Lighten up with the business speak”… Yeah, fair enough but how about AdNozzles cutting the jargon. You may have noticed I take the piss out of the way Fucktards blithely... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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“Professor Brian Kolstad” The Fourth Reich’s number one AdScamer has sent me what has to be the very final word on the Ice Bucket madness. As Brian points out, with his camo pants, stars and stripes vest and Confederate flag,... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Ace AdScamer, Floyd Hayes, has come up with the ultimate “Ice Bucket Challenge.” He is describing it as the “World’s Smallest Ice Bucket Challenge.” It uses a one ounce shot glass with one lousy fucking ice cube in it. Personally,... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I know I go on a bit about the insane prices being paid for companies that do wanky things for wanky people. But it’s my blog… OK? Today, there’s news that Amazon has just paid one billion fucking dollars for... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Ace Ad Expert, Stephen Foster over at MoreAboutAdvertising, has a lovely view on WPP’s just announced, somewhat dismal first half earnings. His Gnomeship blames it on the strong British Pound… Better fucking watch it mate, you’ll never do a Saatchi... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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My very good mate, Ralf Ziegermann, better known as “The Cartoonist” a failed German “Rock Star” now a legendary art director living in London, has sent us the ultimate “1984” rip-off “Free Your Fashion” for a German fashion house. Actually,... Continue reading
Posted Aug 25, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
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South Caroliner Creationists are severely pissed at the news that a 16 year old high school student has killed his neighbor’s pet dinosaur. Well, he didn’t actually kill it, he merely wrote about killing it for a writing assignment, saying... Continue reading
Posted Aug 25, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
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As I have ranted in the past about doing work for free for wankers like Huffington Post, Quartz, IB, etc. Or being stiffed on jobs that promise you the fucking contents of Fort Knox if you’ll help them pitch some... Continue reading
Posted Aug 24, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
@Tom... Possibly they meant a "Chief PROBLEMATIC Officer." I notice all those "Chief Knowledge Officers" that popped up a few years ago have disappeared. Is there no knowledge left... Does it all belong to Google now? Cheers/George
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When I first came to America back in the early sixties to become a Mad Man, on October 31st, I went into my bank to cash a check and was stunned to find that everyone working there was dressed as... Continue reading
Posted Aug 23, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
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My team of International Ace AdScamers are very much on the ball when it comes to Kate Friday’s. Oz AdScamer “Wisey” she of the luscious legs, sends us a wonderfully informative spread about Kate’s adventures in Coupedom (Tit glasses.) While... Continue reading
Posted Aug 22, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
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This just in from my mate, Faris Yakob, who is currently drinking the summer away in London… Lucky bastard. He informs us that the always Loverrrrllllly Kate Moss (Yes, it’s Friday) in common with the late great Marie Antoinette, is... Continue reading
Posted Aug 22, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
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AdScam’s “Prince of the Fucking Week” award has to go to David Griner over at AdFreak, who decided “Fuck all this Ice Bucket on the head shit,” I am going to do lead bombs in the belly in the interest... Continue reading
Posted Aug 22, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
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You have to tip your hat at the gob-smacking nerve of uber millionaire Arianna Huffington expecting the great unwashed public to crowdfund a “Citizen Journalist,” to the tune of $40,000 in order for HuffPo to cover the situation in Ferguson.... Continue reading
Posted Aug 21, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
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You can take it from AdScam… Dell has gone stark, raving, fucking mad. I posted earlier in the week “Dell creates “Center for Wanker Denigration,” the embarrassing spot about “selfies” some fucktard at Y&R’s Enfatico broom closet had come up... Continue reading
Posted Aug 21, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!