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George Parker
Boise, Idaho.
Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!
Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.
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Moving on to the really important news… Vegemite is going home. The notorious Oz spread, which has been owned for years by an American company, has been bought by Bega Cheese, a Melbourne company. Now the Bruce’s and Sheila’s can... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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Ignoring the farrago of fucktardliness currently taking place in Washington D.C. Today is Friday… Kate day… Ace AdScamer, Lisa “KateDar” Jay brings to our attention the upcoming Sotheby’s auction of erotic art, within which is a somewhat saucy gold statue... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Yesterday was National Popcorn Day. Yes, those huge buckets of exploded corn drenched in fake orange butter that cinema goers spread over the filthy theater floor. Today is Inauguration Day. Yes, Der Trumpf will become the 45th President of the... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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In all my long years in the ad biz I’ve met some pretty bent characters and plenty of fucked up agencies, but the AdScam Golden Dildo Award goes to fucked up holding company, MDC and its evil ex-CEO, Miles Nadal,... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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You have to take your hat off to the Super Bowl advertisers who want to run “risqué” spots that the Wizened of Oz’s rancid networks deems too non-PC for the great unwashed Fox audience. Current bad boy is 84 Lumber... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I know I’ve been saying this for years, but you have to admit every time you read about current practices at BDA’s and their respective BDHC’s, you nod your head and say… “The old fucker is right.” News this week... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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You will be thrilled shitless to hear that Bud Light is adopting a “No Bullshit” approach in its forthcoming Super Bowl campaign which will be graced with the earth shattering tag line “Famous Among Friends” There will be a Rocketts... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Yeah I know the Neanderthals who voted for Der Trumpf will see this as some kind of stain on the US flag… That being the one they never enlisted to fight for… But hey… Fuck them. This country, of which... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Great Bob Garfield’s column today about Der Trumpf’s continuing insanity… I shall say no more… Just read it… Perfect! Grab my pussy... Click on it! Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Even though Der Trumpf, the Master of Tweet is madly in love with his own daughter, Ivanka, he fucked up on Monday when he tweeted the wrong Ivanka. She was a lady in Britain, Ivanka Majic… Whats not to love... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Ace Canadian AdScamer, Ray Ban eh, points us in the direction of Kate’s 43rd birthday party. Looking a bit rough round the edges, I still think Luverrrly Kate is still eminently shaggable. But then again, I am a dirty old... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Hey… In case you missed it, the world’s richest douchenozzles are gathering in Davos this week to eat live monkey brains, fuck Transylvanian hookers, and sort out the world’s problems… ‘Cos, when you are richer than Croesus, you can pretend... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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As you are no doubt aware, Elon Musk's SpaceX lost more than a quarter of a billion dollars in 2015 after a botched cargo run to the International Space Station and the subsequent grounding of its Falcon 9 rocket fleet.... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Don’t know about you guys, but I’m getting very tired of reading that advertising is all about clicks, connections and engaging in conversations. That we no longer create advertising, we holistically curate via crowd sourcing, and that data will cure... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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It’s Sunday, so there’s not much of interest going on in the ad biz. Actually, there’s not much of interest going on in the ad biz most days of the week. However, as my mission in life is to keep... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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The Irish, along with the British and Chinese, will bet on anything. Now ace Dublin bookie “Paddy Power,” has opened a book on the future prospects of Der Trumpf’s administration. So, when a whiff of prostitutes and asparagus enhanced Golden... Continue reading
Posted Jan 13, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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The Super Bowl will not happen for another three weeks… But don’t worry; you can start seeing all the ads now, so that on the day you won’t have sit through endless hours of the most boring sport in the... Continue reading
Posted Jan 13, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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In case you missed it, yesterday President Obama awarded Vice President Joe Biden the Presidential Medal of Freedom, hailing Biden as “The best Vice President America has ever had” and “A lion of American history.” Within minutes Der Trumpf, the... Continue reading
Posted Jan 12, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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So, everyone’s mad at Buzzfeed for publishing a report on how Der Trumpf is being manipulated by Putin ‘cos he has videos of Donald hiring Russian hookers to pee on the Ritz Carlton bed Obama and Michelle once slept in.... Continue reading
Posted Jan 12, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Ace columnist, Richard Whitman, over at Mediapsssst has a beauty of a piece today… “Agency Search Firm to Use Algorithm to Pair Brands With Agencies For On-Demand Project Work.” It’s all about a new scam by the name of “Globality”... Continue reading
Posted Jan 12, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Joining the pantheon of fucked up pop musicians who have been hired by totally stupid American corporations to become “Creative Directors,” ace AdScamer, “Paul” points us in the direction of the recent appointment of Pharell Williams (he of the boy... Continue reading
Posted Jan 11, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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I was quite enthusiastic about the first Sherlock Homes series starring Benedict Cumberwank and Martin Freeman six years ago. Thought series 2 was good, started to think series 3 was stretching it a bit… Now, I just watched the first... Continue reading
Posted Jan 11, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Many thanks to AdScamer Marcus for pointing us in the direction of this titillating bit of news about the “Wizened of Oz’s” Ex, Wendy Deng. Apparently, the 48 year old daughter of Fu Manchu has been enjoying a hot and... Continue reading
Posted Jan 10, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Well… Well… Well… So Marissa Mayer finally got her marching orders. No more purple knickers for you darlin’. Verizon will pay $4.8 billion for this disaster of a company, which will be renamed Ataba, whatever the fuck that means. After... Continue reading
Posted Jan 10, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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We are told that 36,000 new products were introduced at CES this year. Something like 35,500 will fail in spite of “Big Data” convincing investors that they are guaranteed winners. Been there… Done that. Speaking of which, MoreAboutAdvertising has an... Continue reading
Posted Jan 10, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!