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George Parker
Boise, Idaho.
Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!
Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.
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Over at Amazon there’s good news and bad news. The good news is that in the first quarter the company once again showed a loss of 12 cents a share for a net loss of $57 million. Thus reinforcing Jeff... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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You will be thrilled… Thrilled I say, to hear that the uber-wankers in charge of the world’s supremo BDHC’s have assured us that all this talk about inappropriate rebates has nothing whatsoever to do with them. During this week’s first... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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It’s been all over the ad trades for the last couple of days that P&G is planning to reduce its ad spend by one billion fucking dollars. Half of this will be brought about by cutting $500 fucking million out... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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There’s an article over on CNBC titled… “How the Apple Watch might change your work life.” Basically it’s a non-stop ad for Apple. It points out how happy you are going to be when your boss can drive you nuts... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I had to laugh at Ace AdWeek reporter, Noreen O’Leary’s story that Chuck E Cheese is looking for a new agency. As she points out, this purveyor of the world’s worst pizza was created by Nolen Bushnell, inventor of the... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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In case you haven’t read about it, Australia has been having end-of-the-world weather. Sydney has been having torrential rain and severe flooding. But, not as severe as PhotoShop manipulators would have you believe. The papers and TV screens have been... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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After ad people, ambulance chasers and used car salesmen, the biggest con artists in the world are Corporate Design and Positioning consultants. With the announcement of its split into two separate entities last October, Hewlett-Packard Co has now unveiled a... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Yes, Carly “I destroy companies” Fiorina has made it official… She will launch her Presidential campaign on May 4th. Obviously, she is now committed to destroying America, then walking with a humungous golden parachute to run North Korea into the... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Over at WPP, the fruits of “Math-Men-Mania” are coming to bear. You may remember at the end of last year, the Poisoned Dwarf, after talking for years about consolidating technical operations for his hundreds of operating companies and after seven... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Following on from my last post of yesterday, you will be thrilled shitless to hear that Yahoo shares gained ground later in the afternoon, after Melissa “I Always Wear Purple” Mayer dropped some news that investors (fucktards) wanted to hear.... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Yahoo just announced earnings. And boy do they suck. In the words of activist investor, Eric Jackson, these results are very underwhelming and he believed Marissa “I always wear purple” Mayer’s turnaround of the company had thus far proven disappointing.... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Reaction to Dan Price, CEO of Gravity Payments, deciding to cut his own pay and raise all his employees to at least $70,000 has been primarily praiseworthy… But, obviously there are some who see this as an evil stepping stone... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Yesterday, Kraft announced that they were removing synthetic colors and preservatives from their “Mac & Cheese” gourmet boxed dinners. This means it will no longer be fluorescent yellow and taste even shittier. There are rumors that the “lusty blacksmith” is... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
@Perry. Uber-Licious comment of the day. Cheers/George
Toggle Commented 6 days ago on Monday Morning Cheer! at AdScam/The Horror!
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Over the ages there have been numerous “Homage’s” to 1984, the apple spot, not the Orwell classic. Come to think of it, the spot was an “Homage” to the book. Moving on… Ben & Jerry’s has done a rather droll... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Hey, it’s the first day of yet another weeks grind. But, before you sit down and work on your 360 degree, artisanaly, curated, holistic bullshit, aimed at selling iCrap to douchenozzles with more money than brains, have a breakfast beer... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
@Marino... Yeah. Remember the floating billboards in "Blade Runner?" Great writer. Cheers/George
Toggle Commented 7 days ago on Smart Watch Dumbness! at AdScam/The Horror!
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Over at TheDrum in the UK, we are told that the ad spend on smart watches is estimated to reach nearly $70 million by 2019… That’s the money spent on ads that will appear on smart watches. Not ads in... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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You have to wonder what the heck is going on at WPP agency, Rainey Kelly/Y&R, London, with the news that The Poisoned Dwarf has ordered WPP shops, Grey and Ogilvy to contribute creative ideas for RK’s upcoming Christmas Campaign for... Continue reading
Posted Apr 18, 2015 at AdScam/The Horror!
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The stock market has tanked big time. But, it’s done that before and come roaring back… “Cos capitalism rules and the only alternative is Sharia Law, and who the fuck wants that, apart from Donald Trump? So fuck it, let’s... Continue reading
Posted Apr 17, 2015 at AdScam/The Horror!
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If you’ve got fuck all else to do while you wait for your Apple Watch, why not make a bid in the “Lunch with Tim Cook” auction. That’s right; you can have an hour’s lunch with in the Apple canteen... Continue reading
Posted Apr 17, 2015 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Apple-Tards are slitting their wrists at the news that the Apple Watch may not show up in Nirvana (The Apple Store) until June. Apple had initially stated April 24 as the official launch date for the watch. Although some customers... Continue reading
Posted Apr 17, 2015 at AdScam/The Horror!
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In the ad biz’s never ending quest to appear ridiculous, one of its favorite pastimes is the invention of stupid titles. The latest is… Chief Native Officer… Yes, the CNO will now be responsible for making sure that the ads... Continue reading
Posted Apr 16, 2015 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Hats off to Tim Nudd of AdFreak for pointing us in the direction of “Carlsberg Makes Londoners Happy with a Billboard That Gives Out Free Beer… Help yourself to a cheeky pint.” Check out the pictures, not only is it... Continue reading
Posted Apr 16, 2015 at AdScam/The Horror!
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This just in, Chess Grand Master, Gaioz Nigalidze… Whaaa? Has been cheating since 2007, which coincidentally is the year the iPhone was launched on the unsuspecting public of AppleTards. What brought this disclosureable demimonde didactic on… Hey, does AdScam have... Continue reading
Posted Apr 16, 2015 at AdScam/The Horror!