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George Parker
Boise, Idaho.
Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!
Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.
Recent Activity
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In AdScam’s never ending quest to bring you all the really fucking important ad biz news… This just in from Chicago… Draft FCB has won an award from Crain’s magazine for having one of “Chicago’s Coolest Offices.” Yes, Fuhrer-Faasnacht and... Continue reading
Posted 26 minutes ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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As you know, in spite of living here since I arrived on the Mayflower, I am still amazed when I stumble across things so completely American that I am gob-smacked. Such was the case when I read that before the... Continue reading
Posted 36 minutes ago at AdScam/The Horror!
@Marino.... Picky... picky... I can see all the data I need to see. You know you'd shag her in a minute! Cheers/George
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It’s all happening here in the Fourth Reich. On Friday night, Vampire, Nicholas Brendon, who plays an actor on the TV show Buffy the Vampire Slayer, was arrested at his hotel for being drunk and disorderly. After breaking furniture and... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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Another nail in the coffin lid of TBWA with the news that after handling Nisan for 27 years, the Infiniti business is pulling stumps and moving the account to the Frat Boys at CP+B in Boulder. This as a result... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
@Perry... No doubt the other "less than mature" ladies are shaggerific, but Kate would have to be my numero uno choice. After all, she could be my daughter, the others would be granddaughters... And, even for me that's a bit scary. Cheers/George
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Kudos to HuffPo for pointing us in the direction of the latest edition of “W” magazine, the cover of which features a topless Kate moss along with a bunch of models at least half her age. Without question, Kate looks... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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As further proof that Wall Street is populated by idiots, in after hours trading yesterday Google shares dropped 3% as the third quarter earnings numbers didn’t quite live up to analyst-tard expectations. They reported consolidated revenue of $16.52 billion, and... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Droga5… Stop this Diet Coke shit immediately. Yes, I know they spend a ton of money, but you guys are not in it for the money… Are you…Don’t have me calling you a BDA. So what brought this rant on?... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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With the news that Intel’s new Marketing Director, Steven Fund, who was previously with Staples, has dumped Venables Bell and handed its account to McGarryBowen, (which currently handles the Staples account) we can now look forward to some amazingly mundane... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Staying with the insanity of the stock market, today Netflix shares are down one hundred and five fucking dollars, that’s nearly a quarter of yesterday’s price! All the Wall Street – Tards say this is because they are forecasting lower... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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In case you’ve missed it… The stock market continues to go down the shitter with massive losses for the last few days. As far as I know, this is the only country that gives you hourly updates on the markets... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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This just in on the holistically, artisanal, curated, totally fucked up Internet of every fucking thing bullshit o-rama. Apparently, In a new study in the journal Addictive Behaviors, researchers at the Naval Medical Center in San Diego tell of a... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
@Tom... Ah... Lennen & Newell... I would hazard a guess you and I are the only readers of this blog who have the faintest idea who they are, or were... OK... Uber AdScamers... Prove me wrong. Cheers/George
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As all loyal AdScamers know, Wednesday is Hitler day and obviously, Friday is Kate Moss, preferably naked, day. I don’t have to explain Friday’s treat, its fucking obvious! However, I will explain Wednesday in a bit, but first this important... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I am constantly dumbfounded at the sheer douchenozzelry of the great unwashed public. News yesterday that “Fred,” a company in trendy Brooklyn (where else?) is selling bottled water that doesn’t exist. Let me explain… The anti-sugar crusaders at indie brand... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Richard Whitman, over at Mediapsssst, informs us that “Leo Burnett hops into bed with the Huffington Post for some Native Advertising action.” Apparently this exclusive deal “promises to transform the relationship between creative agencies and publishers.” Which to me, sounds... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Good news from North Korea, Glorious Leader, Kim Jong Un, surfaced yesterday as he visited a new apartment complex to give “field guidance,” on such complex problems as whether or not the apartments should have indoor shithouses, or buckets in... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Taking a break from “Shitting His Pants,” Todd Tilford and the “Adventure Team” at FCB, Chicago, have just put out a snore-fest of a spot for KFC. A bunch of people of various sizes, colors, ethnicity and ages (What, no... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
@Tom... Most of my old friends are dead. Most of my new ones are wankers. Thank God for you, Barbara, Hitler and Kate. With a quartet such as this, my cup runneth over. Cheers/George
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Every few days I get an email from Facebook telling me that I have a hundred messages, dozens of pokes. Invites, recommendations, and offers from Nigerian bank managers who need my financial info so they can forward the millions of... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I’ve always been an admirer of Jean-Louis Gassée who was one of the few bright lights at Apple during Sculley’s ill fated reign, until Sculley fired him because he was perceived as a threat. Anyway, he has a wonderful summation... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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It’s Monday. You have to drag your arse into work. You need something loverrrrlllly to start the week off. Here you go… “Cos as you know… I am a fucking prince! Cheers/George. What a guy!!! Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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My good mate, Marino, has an excellent comment on my last post about Snap-Fucka-boola madness…We've long since departed from the rational thinking that something must produce something of value to be valued at some figure based on the item or... Continue reading
Posted Oct 12, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Following on from my Snapchat rant of a couple of days ago, news on Friday that upwards of 200,000 photos plus video messages sent via Snapchat were reportedly hacked and released on the site 4chan, on Thursday. Users of 4chan... Continue reading
Posted Oct 11, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!