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George Parker
Boise, Idaho.
Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!
Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.
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Yeah, so I plead guilty to sucking up to my mates at Droga5 and Goodby Silverstein + Partners. Even though it has nothing to do with the fact that they get me pissed whenever I visit... It's because they have... Continue reading
Posted 9 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Loyal AdScamers will remember the time I took the piss out of JWT when they said they were no longer in the ad biz and were now Cultural Anthropologists? After a while they realized they sounded like a bunch of... Continue reading
Posted 14 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Did you see the Pedigree dog food spot "Howe's Dog" from BBDO? Very nice, and the best part is that it didn't have Cindy Crawford or Jason Alexander in it. Great production values even down to dirty fingernails and rotting... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Say no more. Wink wink, nudge nudge!!! Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Arthur Sadoun thought he was about to become the CEO of Publicis... Then yesterday, Maurice "Le Patron" Lévy, the outgoing chairman and CEO of Publicis Groupe, said he is so keen to stay involved in the company that he has... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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As loyal AdScamer's are aware, I have never failed to take the piss out of Gwyneth Paltrow's lame site... Goop... The one where you can buy colonic turnip juice shit to flush out your naughtiest bits. Now the company is... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Didyasee that Der Trumpf hosted three of his biggest supporters and members of his "brains trust" to the White house yesterday? Yes, Sarah Palin, Kid Rock and Ted Nugent, spent time with POTUS offering him advice on how to solve... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Here in America politicians never stop running for office. This means they never stop raising cash to pay for their re-election. I once read that if elected to the US Senate, then every month for the next six years, they... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I'm sorry, but reading about Facebook's new VR app, Facebook Spaces, sends chills up my spine. The king of social networks is evolving from a place to catch up with friends and family to a place to virtually hang out... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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If you ever need proof that we are surrounded by morons, just read this... Netflix and watch Adam Sandler: “Members have spent more than half a billion hours” watching his films." And they all voted for Der Trumpf. For Sure! Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Over at MoreAboutAdvertising, there's a piece "Sorrell gets the grumps as UK gears for another Brexit bout." His Gnomeship thinks that Theresa "I Wanna be Maggie" May's call for a snap election in June is a dumb idea. But what... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Why am I not surprised to read that WPP, the Poisoned Dwarf's Evil Empire, has been the most acquisitive Holding Company in the first quarter? Since its founding in 1971as a manufacturer of wire shopping baskets, WPP enjoyed a relatively... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Maggie Thatcher "Wannabe" Theresa May, has said she wants to hold a snap general election on 8 June, despite repeatedly claiming that she was against the idea of an early vote. (Smells of Trumpism to me.) In a surprise statement... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I've always had a long held belief that most of the medical profession don't really have a clue about what they are doing, although, when it comes to making money, they're on top of that shit. Now a new study... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Big Dumb Holding Company CEO's trouser bigger and dumber salary increases, 'cos they deserve it for doing such a splendid job (Just in case you don't get it... That's sarcasm.) Omnicom CEO John Wren - Best known for inventing Olympic... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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So, I am going to get ton of emails from people complaining that I haven't done my Friday Kate "preferable naked" Moss post... So... Here we go... But it happens to be Saturday. Sorry, won't happen again. Loverrrrly! GREAT Britain!... Continue reading
Posted Apr 15, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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So on Thursday, the U.S. carried out its most high-profile attack on ISIS, dropping the so-called "Mother Of All Bombs," whose real name is the GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast bomb, or MOAB. Only 20 of these weapons have ever... Continue reading
Posted Apr 14, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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If there was a competition for the "Emperor of Sleaze" The Wizened of Oz would win it hands down, from the British phone hacking scandal that cost him the News of the World newspaper, to the Roger Ailes Grope Fest,... Continue reading
Posted Apr 14, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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You have to laugh when you read that Oracle is gearing up for an "aggressive" move into TV advertising. "This is our first big move into the TV space," said Joe Kyriakoza, VP and GM of automotive at Oracle Data... Continue reading
Posted Apr 13, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Weiden+Kennedy, Portland, continues to slip down the slope of cheesiness with its latest effort for Chobani yoghurt. As my mate, Stephen Foster points out at MoreAboutAdvertising, they appear to have succumbed to “brands making the world a better place” in... Continue reading
Posted Apr 13, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Just in case you haven't had enough of the United Airlines fuck up, over at Future Travel is a funny piece titled "10 Genius ways United can save their brand." I have as suggestion for an 11th one... Free booze.... Continue reading
Posted Apr 12, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Am I the only person in the universe who thinks that every fucking ad for basketball stuff is exactly the same? The latest epic for Air Jordan XXXI shoes (A bargain at $5K a pair) features the same eight foot... Continue reading
Posted Apr 12, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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AdScamers will know that I am unashamedly a fan of Goodby Silverstein + P and Droga5. Everyone else out there occasionally comes up with something worthwhile, but mostly they just produce embarrassing shit. Today, Droga5 continues to up the game... Continue reading
Posted Apr 11, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
Shanghai61... Ah yes, dear old Kevin... A Legend in his own mind. No more Saatchi funded rugby trips for you. Cheers/George
Toggle Commented Apr 11, 2017 on Mad Avenue Arseholery! at AdScam/The Horror!
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As I have blushingly told you on numerous occasions, amongst my "Gong Collection" is a Gold and Silver EFFIE. Mind you, that was back in the days when you had to submit entries on a clay tablet and it was... Continue reading
Posted Apr 11, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!