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George Parker
Boise, Idaho.
Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!
Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.
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This week, Eric Asimov, wine critic of the New York Times, wrote an interesting piece on wines from the Finger Lakes area in upstate New York. It rang a bell with me... Here's what I wrote to him... I must... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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Uber AdScamer "Lisa" of the world's greatest "Kate-Dar,' points us in the direction of Kate flashing her tits for Yves Saint Laurent whilst hanging out of a helicopter. I must say, for a forty three year old chick who has... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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According to a British newspaper the Poisoned Dwarf's evil empire, where growth has dried up this year, is deliberately delaying payments to creditors at its vast Kantar research subsidiary. An email purportedly reads: “Cash balances are one of the most... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Off all the despicable things Der Trumpf has done since becoming the worst president in the history of the United States, he has just topped himself with the decision to allow imports of elephant and lion trophies from Zimbabwe and... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Staying with MediaPost. On its daft Internet of Everything page, we are told that the FDA has just approved the first US drug with a digital ingestion tracking system. This means your doctor will be able to tell if this... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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There's an excellent commentary by Gord Hotchkiss, "Attention Divided," over at MediaPost. He points out that getting someone's undivided attention today is no longer possible. As I have said in the past, the fact that we now have so many... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Loved this piece in Campaign headlined... "Stand up for Creative." Aha I thought someone has finally come to their senses... Then I read the sub-head... "How emotion data can help creative's regain a bigger share of the marketing budget." It... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I don't wish to seem cynical or callous, but news today that a mass shooting took place today at a school in Northern California and five are dead, leaves me somewhat confused... Only five? Obviously, the perpetrator didn't have the... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Remember the woman who flipped off Der Trump and was then fired by her mealy mouthed employers? Supporters of a Virginia woman, Juli Brisman, who lost her job after she flipped off President Trump's motorcade have raised over $70,000 in... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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You will be thrilled, thrilled I say, to hear that "Cannes Lions get a major overhaul." This in reaction to the grumbles of the holding companies, 'cos there's too much shit going on and it costs too much. Instead of... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Why am I not surprised that both AdAge and AdWeek have not mention the passing of ad great, Bill Hamilton? Probably 'cos they are too busy writing about data and other shit. Plus the people who write for them don't... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I was devastated to hear the news that Bill passed away last week at the age of 74. I have known and worked with Bill at Chiat, Ogilvy and J.W. Thompson over nearly thirty years. He was without doubt the... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I don't know about you, but I get totally pissed at people who seem to be permanently on their fucking phone, calling or texting or playing games. These cretins should get a life... Therefore I was thrilled to hear about... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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If you do nothing else today, read Sean Parker's (distinguished name) piece on what social media is doing to our kids brains. He says that social networking sites exploit human psychological vulnerabilities through a validation feedback loop that gets people... Continue reading
Posted Nov 10, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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You have to go goggle eyed with the latest news about GOP wanker Roy Moore that he was shagging underage teenagers all those years ago. Loved this bit on the web site for cretins... Breitbart News, that one of the... Continue reading
Posted Nov 9, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
Nice one Bob. You are indeed a fucking prince. Cheers/George
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I'll always remember shortly after moving here from England, my wife announcing that there was a sale on at Macy's. My dear, I replied, there's always a sale on at Macy's. In the years since it has become even more... Continue reading
Posted Nov 9, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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As I have posted several times in the last few months, Snap is turning out to be a classic example of how douchenozzles with more money than sense have plowed untold millions into the "Next Big Thing." On Tuesday they... Continue reading
Posted Nov 8, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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If you can stand it. Over at MediaPost there's a perfect illustration of how fucked up this business has become. "Creative by numbers: Putting data at the forefront of creative." Talking shit while mangling the English language, it has such... Continue reading
Posted Nov 8, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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In my continuing search for truly daft news... This just in... Uber says it will bring its flying taxis to Los Angeles in 2020. Within a couple of years Uber expects to have hundreds of flight crossing the LA skyline.... Continue reading
Posted Nov 8, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Der Trumpf couldn't help himself when giving a speech before the South Korean Legislature yesterday... He talked about his fucking golf course in Bedminster, New Jersey and how the Woman's US Open was won by a Korean. The cretins in... Continue reading
Posted Nov 8, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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If you're still not convinced that the world has gone batshit crazy, news that Will.i.am (the douchenozzle I love to hate) has raised $117 MILLION for his latest venture. It's a voice assistant for customer service aimed at the corporate... Continue reading
Posted Nov 7, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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You have to love this news about how the leak of the Paradise Papers shows how many of the uber rich fuckers have parked their billions off shore, including Apple. They reveal how Apple sidestepped a 2013 crackdown on its... Continue reading
Posted Nov 6, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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You will be thrilled shitless to hear that WPP, the Poisoned Dwarf's evil empire is about to transform itself. And in the words of His Gnomeship... "Help to deliver on our core strategic priority of horizontality through greater integration and... Continue reading
Posted Nov 6, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Update on yesterday's Texas shooting (now 28 dead) You will be heartened to hear that... "Speaking from Japan, President Donald Trump expressed condolences for the victims during a Monday news conference and said he believes the shooting was caused by... Continue reading
Posted Nov 6, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!