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George Parker
Boise, Idaho.
Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!
Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.
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Did you see that the world’s cleverest man just added several billion to his net worth? Yes, Jeff Bezos is now worth $60 BILLION fucking dollars. That’ll buy him a few space ships. At the same time, Mark Zuckenozzle, just... Continue reading
Posted 13 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I just got the news that Steve Dworin has died of pancreatic cancer. Mercifully after a very short illness. This is fucking tragic. Steve was one of the nicest guys I ever ran across in this totally fucked up business.... Continue reading
Posted 20 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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AdScamer, “Out of Stock.” Has a wonderful comment on my last post… Most entertaining, for me, was the Twitter storm Ms. Boxer threw Carly's way: 1. Slogan idea for the Cruz/Fiorina "ticket": "Mean & Meaner" 2. I predict that the... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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Let us remind ourselves of what we can look forward to if Carly “I severely fucked HP” Fiorina actually became the Vice President of the USA. When she was running HP into the ground, she flew all over the world... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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In the “You can’t escape from annoying ads” department, did ya see that YouTube will be introducing unskippable, 6-second bumper ads before certain videos. These are largely aimed at mobile users. YouTube's Spokesnozzle, Zach Lupei tells us "We like to... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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It’s official… Ted Cruz names Carly “I destroyed H-P” Fiorina as his running mate on the “You must be fucking joking” Republican ticket. I forecast this yesterday, ‘cos as you know, AdScam is never wrong, he said modestly. As the... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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With the news that FCB and McGarryBowen have picked up the Clorox account from long time incumbent, DDB, you have to admire the way FCB, Worldwide CEO, Carter Murray has turned the one time “Agency of the Past” into a... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Holy shit, Apple missed its numbers. Therefore, we are told it is the end of the world. Instead of making a gazillion dollars, they only made a trillion dollars. You have to love Wall Street; they can give a phantasmagoric... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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McDonald’s is looking for a new home for its $800 million account. They have asked the three BDHC’s to pitch for the business. So, you know that at this moment, the Poisoned Dwarf is assembling WPP’s “Team Rancid Burger.” No... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Did you see that Ted “Everyone Despises Me” Cruz is considering Carly Fiorina for Vice President, if he overcomes the universal hatred he enjoys and actually gets elected to the presidency? Quote of the day belongs to Chad Sweet, Cruz's... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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You will be thrilled shitless to hear that the Dentsu Aegis Network has launched a new digital agency in the UK called “fortysix” with a focus talent-wise -- including its leadership -- on both youth (Digital Natives… Whatever the fuck... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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When I first moved to the Fourth Reich, all the cars had license plates that read… “Idaho Famous Potatoes.” Well, it’s better than “Famous Nazis.” What I didn’t realize is that something called “The Famous Idaho Potato Tour” has been... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Along with all the other companies that have decided to split themselves in two, Xerox just announced pathetic results. What a surprise. This is a company that has fucked up everything for the last forty odd years, ever since the... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Uber astronomer Neil deGrasse Tyson has argued that the probability is that we live in a computer simulation. This is the crux of Tyson's point: if we take it as read that it is, in principle, possible to simulate a... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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In case you missed it, yesterday was “The Bard’s” birthday. He was 400 years old. Not bad for a versifier. There was a splendid, rather droll, obituary in yesterday’s New York Times. Well worth reading. It is claimed he invented... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Don’t spend millions on uber expensive and totally "awesome" kid’s clothes, curated by Gwyneth “Shut your gob” Paltrow. Get over to Britain and buy a Mark’s and Spark’s bathrobe for a few quid. Just to prove how daft people are,... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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So we finally get to see the Martinez video in its entirety (less than half a minute.) in which the ex uber-fuehrer of JWT complains about how he was in fear of being raped in the elevator. The assembled JWT... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Remember all the red faces when Britain held a public referendum on what to call the new Polar Research Vessel, and the winning name by a very large margin was “Boaty McBoatface.” Well, it would seem that backed by such... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Stephen Fry has urged his fans to abandon social networks, comparing them to 'dystopian' forms of government seen in 1970s sci-fi films such as Logan's Run and Soylent Green. In a 2,600-word essay, the comedian, who had over four million... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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The judge presiding over the JWT sex harassment and retaliation lawsuit has ruled that a so-called “rape joke” video that has been in dispute as to its admissibility can be filed in the public record of the case with redactions... Continue reading
Posted Apr 21, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Speaking, as I have done in the last couple of posts, about people who talk shit, I realized I hadn’t visited “Goop” in a while. For those of you not au currant with all things “awesome,” Goop is Gwyneth Paltrow’s... Continue reading
Posted Apr 21, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Staying with my recent emphasis on marketing bullshit speak that sounds like it was written by pressrelasebullshit.com. Yesterday Marissa “I wear purple knickers” Mayer, during a Yahoo Web-cast said… “Let me be unequivocal: Our board, our management team and I... Continue reading
Posted Apr 21, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Guess what? There’s a new award show. But this one has been created by the ANA for “Geniuses.” And you can nominate yourself… How fucking great is that? All you have to do is… “Be responsible for outstanding achievement in... Continue reading
Posted Apr 20, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!
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AdScamer, Greg Paull, found this site… “pressreleasebullshit.com” and immediately thought of me. Obviously, I had to try it out with agency name “AdScam” and because today is Wednesday, the brand name “Hitler.” Here is the result… “AdScam gets the real... Continue reading
Posted Apr 20, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!
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There’s an interesting article over at MediaPost about all the excitement concerning the “IoT and AI. Both of which are being talked up a storm as the “Next Big Thing.” Yawn fucking yawn. For years we have been promised intelligent... Continue reading
Posted Apr 20, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!