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George Parker
Boise, Idaho.
Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!
Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.
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So, last night Apple announced good news for investors with a stock buy-back scheme and a 7 for 1 stock split. This means the money-tards will get even richer, while the FanBoys will continue to stand in line outside their... Continue reading
Posted 9 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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For some reason, I missed a piece in AdWeek that ran a week and a half ago… “Creative review shortlists are no longer all that short.” It pointed out that whereas, in the past, after going through multiple uber expensive... Continue reading
Posted 9 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
@George T... So, who's your telco company... And don't fucking lie. Cheers/George
@OAG... Yeah, 'cos unlike me he doesn't have a gnarly picture in the attic! Cheers/george
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Last week I created a bit of a shit storm by announcing that Goodby Silverstein + Partners was the best fucking agency in the world. Defenders of W+K and Chiat got their knickers in a sever twist, amongst others. So,... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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If you want to get a major sponsorship from Nike, you’d better be prepared to lie about your age. You can rape hotel maids, organize dog fights, do massive amounts of drugs, and fuck your brains out with multiple hookers…... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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Over at AdWeek, Tim Nudd starts off his review of BBDO’s new campaign for AT&T with this… “Wouldn’t it be nice if everyone broke into song in a commercial and it felt somewhat natural and not like a cheesy Broadway... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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Loyal AdScamer “Steve” points us in the direction of a speech by the Poisoned Dwarf at yet another fucking conference he recently attended - This guy spends more time out of the office than Kevin “Lovemarks” Roberts – His Gnomeship... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Over at Mediapost.com, there’s an interview with Dell CMO, Jennifer Statham, in which she talks non-stop shit (Where the fuck is Enfactico when you need them?) It goes on and fucking on, but here’s the bit about future marketing organization... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
@Brian... Checking on it. Cheers/George
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By now you will have read that Wieden + Kennedy has won the Weight Watchers business without the painful and expensive pantomime of going through a six month long review, usually orchestrated by an “Agency search Consultant” who’s primary focus... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I am getting a tad tired of reading about wearable computers and shit. I don’t want to wear a computer. A true computer should sit on your desk, whir, hum and click, weigh about five hundred pounds, and look like... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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If you haven’t been out chasing bunnies, you may have noticed that AdScam was unavailable earlier today. That’s because TypePad has suffered yet another DDoS attack. The third in two days. What do you think… Poisoned Dwarf, Wizened of Oz,... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Even though I am in danger of repeating myself…Today and tomorrow, do not watch zombie films, post pictures of what you had for fucking breakfast, or waste serious drinking time on the various social media that are designed to appeal... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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If you do nothing else this weekend… Watch this truly wonderful piece of film… From agenda:NY. Many thanks to my mate Steve Hall over at AdRants for bringing this to our attention. Can you imagine being able to write like... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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OK… O fucking K. Several people have hammered me on my “Best Agency in the Fucking Universe” post… “Cos, what the fuck about Wieden + Kennedy? Who were actually founded a full year before GS+P. So, are therefore the winners... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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It would seem that Typepad has sorted out the Denial Of System fuck up, or whatever it's called. I will attempt to catch up. In the meantime, 'cos it's Friday.. Enjoy... Art... More art... Even more art... And my favorite...... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
Uber OTC client, Reckitt Benckiser (not to be confused with arse-kisser) is putting up the Mucinex account for review… Yeah, that’s the one that features giant green globules of snot, headed by the suppurating Mr. Mucus, performing in a fucking... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Remember how Princess Marissa Mayer had to step in, roll up her sleeves, and design the new Yahoo logo one weekend ‘cos the team she had tasked with doing the job hadn’t cracked it to her satisfaction. Never mind that... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Did you see that Intel has blown a few hundred thousand dollars on a new proprietary type design? According to AdAge… "Fonts have personality," said Jennifer Barbour, brand design and identity director at Intel. "It's how we navigate through the... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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In case you missed it, just about now, “The Best Agency In The World,” is celebrating its thirty first birthday. And just which shop is it that I bestow this incredible AdScam award on? Goodby, Silverstein + Partners. And why?... Continue reading
Posted Apr 16, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
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So, as all loyal AdScamers know… It is fucking Hitler day. Not to be confused with Friday, which is Kate Moss, preferably naked, flashing her “unmentionables” whilst taking a pee day… So, as the ad biz is becoming increasingly fucking... Continue reading
Posted Apr 16, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Everyone knows that like most other totally stupid clients, eTrade decided to kill the uber-recognized talking baby that had served them so well for the last millennium and try a new approach. Hence, after their move to Ogilvy, we got... Continue reading
Posted Apr 15, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Following on from my last post about the momentous name change of JWT back to J. Walter Thompson, rumors are circulating that the Poisoned Dwarf is about to announce the changing of WPP back to its full original name… Wire... Continue reading
Posted Apr 15, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
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In the “You can’t make this shit up” category, news yesterday that JWT is going to change its name back to J. Walter Thompson to celebrate the BDA’s 150 year anniversary. As CEO, Bob Jeffrey, who is a good friend... Continue reading
Posted Apr 15, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!