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George Parker
Boise, Idaho.
Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!
Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.
Recent Activity
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Ace “Oz” AdScamer and born again pole dancer, “Wisey” wants my take on “Ello,” the latest and greatest Facebook killer that’s wetting the knickers of douchenozzles who indulge in sadism, necrophilia and bestiality… Are they flogging a dead horse? Apparently,... Continue reading
Posted 3 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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After being a New York “Mad-Man” in the 60’s, I moved back to the UK in the 70’s to be a London “Piss-Artist.” My first job was as CD of Geers, Gross, which didn’t last long, as every fucking account... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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A couple of recent stories illustrate that the above is a fucking oxymoron. First, some guy decided to drive his pal, who happens to be a professional sword swallower who can’t swallow pills nuts by bugging the shit out of... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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I’ve never been a fan of 72andSunny, because most of their work is juvenile and pretty obvious. If you drink booze, you go to parties and dance like an idiot. Play video games and kill ugly fuckers. Check out TV... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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As AdScamers know, I am a huge fan of Supreme Leader, Kim Jong-un. Anyone who gets rid of people who look at him the wrong way by throwing them in pits to be eaten by wild dogs, or using them... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
@Dave... Good point. Nicholson did go freakier than usual, which is still freakier than most. Yeah, RDJ is turning into Stark. I still think his dad did the best ad movie ever... Putney Swope. A fucking classic! Cheers/George
Toggle Commented 3 days ago on More phone bullshit! at AdScam/The Horror!
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With the news that Blackberry’s “Square Pants” smart phone sold over 200,000 units on the day of its release, perhaps new CEO, John Chen is finally managing to turn around the Canuck Company. Eh. This immediately brings up the question…... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Sorry, but I am sick and tired of the repetitious and boringly obvious and regurgitated shit that Nike puts out as advertising. Whatever the sport, Nike will glorify it as somekind of stepping stone to a future oozing with success,... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Whilst reading about the most remarkable feature of the new iPhone6… That you can “Bend it Like Beckham,” and that if you put it in your back pocket and sit on it, it will take on the actual shape of... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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What the fuck is it with drinks and booze companies? They seem to think that their shitty product will turn your life into one long party. Hence the shitty spot for diet coke that I slammed Drog5 for the other... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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With the news that Virgin Atlantic is dumping Y&R and is looking for a US agency, the pitching frenzy is about to begin. Drawing on AdScam’s many years of dealing with douchenozzle clients who think they are the center of... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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If you ever wondered why those CEO Titans of Industry earned mega bucks salaries and humungous perks, you need look no further than the news yesterday that Cadillac is moving its headquarters from Detroit to New York City. This is... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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My good mate, ace AdScamer and long time colleague, Marino, sent me this link to Ben Kay’s blog that featured the iconic David Abbot memo, which Ben describes as… “Probably the best advertising memo ever written.” Which looks to me... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Bloody hell. I forgot… There is a Hitler teapot. But, thank God, there is no Kate Moss teapot. Hitler is not amused! Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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With the news yesterday that WPP has acquired a 49% stake in media services agency, Haworth Marketing + Media, you have to wonder if there’s anything left for “His Gnomeship” to buy. I gave up counting a few years ago... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Over at AdFreak, there’s a piece about a series of maps that show the most Googled brand in each state. No surprise that in Arkansas, number one is Wal-Mart. They own the state and there’s fuck all else there to... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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This has fuck all to do with advertising, but I snorted my breakfast beer when I read that the three missing Afghan soldiers who had disappeared from a Cape Cod training base two days ago, were picked up at Niagara... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Droga5, which as you all know, is one of my favorite agencies, is breaking new work for Diet Coke. So far, I’ve only seen one, “Economy Class” in which a woman on a crowded overnight flight takes a sip of... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Rumors are flying that Apple is going to shut down Beats Music, the streaming music service it acquired in May as part of its billion gazillion dollar purchase of Dr DreWanker’s faux Hi-Fi headphones company. Apple is denying all the... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Oh dear, in spite of Alibaba’s mega million IPO, shares of Yahoo are tanking. Never forget that turnaround artist Marissa Mayer has done fuck all since being appointed CEO for boucoup bucks besides "redisigning" the logo and ordering a range... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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So… To start your week off right, here is AdScam’s “Capitalism Update.” Unless you were living on the other side of the Moon, you are no doubt aware that Alibaba’s IPO on Friday made Facebook’s IPO look like a fucking... Continue reading
Posted Sep 22, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
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The only place weirder than the Fourth Reich, Idaho, is the Mormon Paradise, Utah. News this weekend… “Polygamist women dress like Ninjas attack home of witness in Utah sex assault case.” Yes indeed… here in the land of the free,... Continue reading
Posted Sep 22, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
@Hells... It is a thing of beauty. It doesn't have to work. And it is a fucking steal at $650. Can't wait to get my AppleWatch for a mere $350. Who cares if the battery only lasts 10 minutes. Cheers/George
Toggle Commented Sep 21, 2014 on Oz Appletard fucks up! at AdScam/The Horror!
@Wisey... Swans? Ya got me there. Where do you come up with this stuff? Cheers/George
Toggle Commented Sep 21, 2014 on Oz Appletard fucks up! at AdScam/The Horror!
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Over at TheDrum, we are informed that VirginNozzle, SIR Richard Branson, has been voted the top boss of the last 50 years by the Sunday Times (which belongs to the Wizened of Oz, the most evil boss of the last... Continue reading
Posted Sep 21, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!