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George Parker
Boise, Idaho.
Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!
Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.
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With the news today that McDonald’s has picked Omnicom as the winner of the US Creative shoot out against Publicis and WPP (who dropped out several years ago in the multi-generational review process.) You have to smile at the announcement... Continue reading
Posted 6 minutes ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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News on Sunday that Malibu Run, rum that tastes like it was made from dog shit coming out of the real end of feral dogs running around in some exotic South American jungle… When it was actually made by South... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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News on Friday that AB InBev is about to lay off 5,500 workers has caused a degree of anxiety amongst the people responsible for the manufacture of the world’s most shitasmic “Nuns Piss.” Interviewed outside the back door of the... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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As most of you will be off to the Hampton’s to spend the weekend in your palatial weekend digs, Here’s the news hard core AdScam readers will enjoy whilst chugging their Boddington’s… Der Trumpf’s doctor is even crazier than he... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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WPP reported like-for-like revenues up 3.5% to $5.3 billion in the second quarter of 2016, compared with the same period last year. In spite of this, Sir Martin did a bit of nit picking about integration, Mobile, Digital (yawn) etc,... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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As you know, I am a huge fan of Goodby Silverstein + Partners. This has nothing to do with the high octane booze they regularly send me under the table… No, it’s because for more than twenty three years they... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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As you know, I love to kick the shit out of “The Next Big Thing.” See my last post on VR. But my favorite current punch bag is “IoT” The “Internet of Things.” You know, talking fridges and underwear that... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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So the other day, I’m crossing the road at a pedestrian crossing with the light on red for oncoming traffic, when a giant SUV barrels through the red light. In it, a woman, three kids and two dogs… She’s texting.... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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FCB, Chicago has just announced that Liz Taylor is its new chief creative. She's replacing Todd Tilford, the wanker responsible for some really fucking atrocious work over the years. Tilford will remain at the agency, but will instead "work on... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Just the other week I wrote about the pathetic Coke ad that told the great unwashed that drinking a Coke is like winning a gold medal in the Olympics… “Cos it has bubbles. How fucking pathetic is that? Apparently not... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I’ve never been a fan of sponsoring sports wankers. Far too many get caught trying to rape hotel maids, shagging multiple hookers, organizing dog fights, and doing massive amounts of drugs. Or, in the case of Ryan Lochte, making shit... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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MediaPost has an “IoT” (Internet of Tossers) thing every day. Today’s tells us that Millennial’s (yawn) buy more smart watches than non-Millennial’s. Fuck, who on earth would have thunk that, and why would they care? In the comments someone takes... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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British Mate, Andy, sends me a picture of his local “off-license” (Brit patois for liquor store) displaying an impressive array of Fuhrer inspired wines. They’ve also got Mussolini, Stalin, Lenin, Tito and Che Guevara for your imbibing pleasure. Here in... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I love the shit out of Cindy Gallop. This is the lady who once started off a Ted Talk with… “Actually no, thank you very much, I would much rather you didn’t come on my face.” She also said after... Continue reading
Posted Aug 21, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!
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How fucking great is this? An Indian Ad Agency in Chennai has a member of staff by the name of “Goofy,” who has his own corner seat and business card and welcomes visitors by licking their hands. Yes, Goofy is... Continue reading
Posted Aug 19, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!
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News yesterday that Cisco Systems is laying off about 14,000 employees, representing nearly 20 percent of the network equipment maker's global workforce. This shit reminds me of the time I freelanced for their agency when I lived in California. Apart... Continue reading
Posted Aug 19, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Hey… Guess what? The new Apple Watch will be just like the old Apple Watch. You’ll still need to walk around with your iPhone tucked into your knickers to make the watch function, ‘cos Apple still can’t make a version... Continue reading
Posted Aug 18, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Ryan Lochte and his three douchenozzle pals are in a heap of shit… Oh, wait a minute, Lochte is back in the US, it’s just his pals who are fucked. He must have got back from his drunken night out,... Continue reading
Posted Aug 18, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!
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My good mate, “DaBitch” (don’t ask) responsible for the best fucking ad site in the universe… “Adland” has a post featuring Kate Moss for the launch of a new perfume “Scent of a Dream.” That’s Kate in a full 360... Continue reading
Posted Aug 18, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!
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I’ve posted umpteen times about how brands buying “Brand Ambassadors” for millions is a giant waste of money… Obviously with the exception of Kate… Now, the biggest wank of all … Brooklyn Beckham. The 17-year-old son of former footballer (and... Continue reading
Posted Aug 18, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!
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So, exactly what the fuck is happening in Rio with the news that the four US swimmers who were robbed at gunpoint a couple of nights ago, may have made the whole thing up… Which begs the question… Why…Why would... Continue reading
Posted Aug 17, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!
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In the “You can’t make this shit up” category, news just out that Ivanka Trump is vacationing with Wendy Deng. In case you’ve forgotten, Wendy was one of the “Wizened of Oz’s” Exes, who took him for multiple millions in... Continue reading
Posted Aug 17, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Nike has a very nice TV spot out. Instead of featuring eight foot tall wankers with shorts down to their ankles dunking balls and hanging on to the hoop, this one features an 86 year old NUN who does triathlons!... Continue reading
Posted Aug 17, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!
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I don’t want to say I told you so… But I told you so… The Internet of Things is imploding. This is the promise technozzles have been going on about for years. You know where your fridge orders your milk,... Continue reading
Posted Aug 16, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!
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My favorite British ad site, MoreAboutAdvertising, has picked up on the Torrence Boone saga, and very kindly quoted me as a source. MAA points out that Enfatico is the agency story that will not die… It’s also worth noting that... Continue reading
Posted Aug 16, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!