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George Parker
Boise, Idaho.
Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!
Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.
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Wow… Did you read Nicholas Carlson’s piece in Sunday’s New York Times… “What happened when Marissa Mayer tried to be Steve Jobs.” Boy, does he kick the shit out of the permanently purple clad diva of Yahoo. As I’ve documented... Continue reading
Posted 4 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Loyal AdScamers will know that I make occasional appearances on the “BeanCast.” A delightful weekly podcast organized and hosted by my mate, Bob Knorpp. Bob endeavors to get really good and worthwhile guests to talk about what’s currently happening in... Continue reading
Posted 10 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Following up on my Carly “Queen” Fiorina post the other day… Just a few salient points you may have missed on her somewhat pathetic resume… She has a degree in “medieval history.” Drove HP into the ground as CEO. Lost... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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The local Fox TV affiliate reports that a truly massive crowd of nearly 200 people showed up to protest President Obama’s (The Communist/Fascist/Muslim/Scientologist/Whatever dictator) normalizing of relations with the Communist/Fascist/Muslim/Scientologist/Whatever, nation of Cuba. As one of the geriatric demonstrators explained... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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If ever you needed proof that politics in general are fucked up, and politics in America are a giant festering carbuncle on the arse of the nation, news yesterday that Carly “Queen” Fiorina is probably going to be a presidential... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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You will be pleased to learn that America’s third richest douchenozzle just got even richer. Yes, Larry “Ninja” Ellison “trousered” a few more billions on Thursday when Oracle’s stock hit its highest peak since 2000 jumping over 10%. This means... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Sticking with the current fucked up state of the ad biz, once again, ace ad reporter, Noreen O’Leary, over at AdWeek informs up that BBDO, Atlanta client, Carnival Cruises, is running a competition in which you can get to vote... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I knew it was going to happen… ‘Cos shit does. But when I read Noreen O’Leary’s news in AdWeek today that Diageo has given the Johnnie Walker account to Anomaly after 15 years of truly great work from BBH, even... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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As you know, I enjoy kicking the shit out of the abysmal Kmart advertising produced by the incomparable “Adventure Team” at FCB, Chicago. Now Kmart's parent company, Sears, has joined the “Shit My Ads” club, courtesy of their BDA, McGarryBowen.... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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In the never ending proliferation of app’s for douchenozzles too fucking lazy to get off their fat arse and actually do real things… Now there‘s FELT… Which allows fucktards to send handwritten holiday cards to friends and family. You can... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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There’s a new Johnnie Walker spot “How will you Keep Walking in 2015” from BBH… Which will probably be their last, as the imbecilic client “Diageo,” put the global account into review back in October. This new spot is another... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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So, the US is going to normalize relations with Cuba… About fucking time! If it wasn’t for the wankers in Miami, this would have happened years ago. Anyway, part of the good news is that Cohiba cigars will now become... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Wow… Who the fuck can believe it… American Apparel has officially fired its founder and former Chief Executive Officer, Dov, ‘If you work for me I can fuck your brains out whenever I feel like it” Charney, months after it... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Didya see the video of gnarly logo designer, Aaron Draplin, over at AdWeek? Bloody classic. Talk about back to basics. This should be watched by all the fucktards who pay thousands of dollars for wanky courses at wanky design and... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Funnily enough, shortly after posting my last piece about fucktards who devalue the English language, I received an email from Hamish Thompson of HoustonPR reminding me of one of the most useful literary tools around… “Buzzsaw.” Something every douchenozzle in... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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What is the most abused word in the English language? That’s right, “Awesome.” Why? ‘Cos it has been completely devalued by cretins such as that douchenozzle woman, Andrea Tantaros on Fox News, who think everything, is “Awesome.” In fact she... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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You will be thrilled shitless to hear that not only is today, the 15th of December, the tenth anniversary of AdScam and the first presentation of my “Titanium Dildo Awards,” it is also “Cyber Monday 2.0” at Wal-Mart. Yes, believe... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Apart from the fact that the 15th of December, 2014, is the tenth anniversary of the best fucking ad blog in the world… Today is also the unveiling of the most important ad awards ever… The MAA Titanium Dildo Awards.... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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You do realize what today is, don’t you? Believe it or not, AdScam saw the first light of day on December 15th, 2004. Since then over five and a half million masochists have visited the site. No doubt lured here... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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After listening to war criminal, Dick Cheney spout his bile on Sunday’s “Meet the Press,” I would just remind the FIVE times draft dodger of this… “Should any American soldier be so base and infamous as to injure any [prisoner].... Continue reading
Posted Dec 14, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
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If, for some strange reason you should ever happen to be driving through South Dakota on your way to… Nowhere. Feel free to continue “Jerking” whilst driving. A new public safety campaign using the slogan… “Don’t Jerk and Drive” has... Continue reading
Posted Dec 14, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
Perry... Funnily enough, I have been to all three of those bars. Then again, I have been to a lot of bars. Even the pubs in England now are fucked up, TV's Video games and massive catering sections. Fuck that, pubs are for drinking, even though now you have to go outside for a fag. The rest is just a distraction. Cheers/George
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Over at AdAge, there’s a neat post by Jim Gentleman, I’m sure that’s his real name and not a fake one like “Sting,” currently propping up his failing Broadway musical… Moving on… Mr. Gentleman’s article, “You’ll Never Guess My 2014... Continue reading
Posted Dec 13, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
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My good mate, Jerry Judge, Uber-Fuhrer of the inimitable Fearless Group, just sent me this wonderful quote from a true advertising douchenozzle… “This move enables SMG to gain new advantages,” said SMG CEO Laura Desmond. “The landscape offers huge opportunity... Continue reading
Posted Dec 12, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Reading the AdAge piece about the hiring of ex W+K’s Kevin Jones as CD of the Frat/Fart boys Los Angeles home for kerchief wearing dogs, I suddenly realized how many senior people have jumped ship from CP+B over the last... Continue reading
Posted Dec 12, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!