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George Parker
Boise, Idaho.
Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!
Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.
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Yesterday, I posted the good news for Silicon Valley fucktards, about how Banana Republic was going to turn them into “Startup Guys,” with their wonderful line of super wussie clothes. Well, several of the Adverati have complained to me that... Continue reading
Posted 22 minutes ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Facebook announced second quarter numbers yesterday, and they are through the fucking roof. Revenues are up by sixty one percent thanks to strong demand for mobile ads that reach people who have no life worth living, so don’t mind having... Continue reading
Posted 32 minutes ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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It’s official… Golf is fucked. Dick’s Sporting Goods is firing four hundred employees who were hired to specifically sell uber-expensive bits of iron and rubber to cretins who think they can play the world’s most boring “sport.” (George Carlin had... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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Apple’s numbers yesterday were both good and bad. I’m not sure which, ‘cos I don’t understand any of that financial shit. All I do know is that all those snappy dressing (see previous post) Silicon Valley fucktards are cleaning up.... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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I am always stunned by the pictures of male models striding down the catwalk at the various fashion shows. I mean, these guys are wearing outfits that not only cost thousands of fucking dollars, they look like shit you would... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
@Ray... Thanks for the pointer... @Out of stock... Yes, but what kind of meat is it? It may look like beef and chicken... But what the fuck is it really? Cheers/George
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Apparently America’s fast food freaks are loving rancid Tex-Mex shit, whilst passing on Ronald’s grease-burgers. Sales of Chipotle are through the roof, whilst the numbers for McDonalds are sliding down the grease pan. Does this mean DDB, McD’s AOR, is... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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The fallout from the failed PUBIC-COM merger continues. Publicis announced second quarter numbers that fucking sucked. Maurice “Le Patron” Lévy, the French, BDHC Chairman-CEO, blamed the disappointing results on the cancellation and postponement of campaigns, on poor economies in Europe... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Just to prove my point that the majority of people on social networks are twats, a bloke in Britain was the subject of a viral Reddit post after his meticulous log of his sex life was posted onto the social... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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A couple of days ago I posted about the Poisoned Dwarf’s interview on Bloomberg TV. Stephen Foster over at Britain’s best ad site… MoreAboutAdvertising also features the interview… He points out that WPP borrowed at 5.6 per cent over 30... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I always find it surprising that well paid sports nozzles aren’t smart enough to keep their pie holes closed when being presented with their multi-million dollar checks for winning the “Fucktard Open”… Not to mention, keeping their Nike sponsored dick... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Following on from my golf post of yesterday (Yeah, I am a huge golf fan… What a wank of a sport.) It would appear that Ace Nikester, Tiger “Long Dong” Woods, played like a fucking douchenozzle. In the British Open.... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
@Floyd... For fucks sake, don't tel my wife. Cheers/George
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W+K, Sao Paulo, has produced “Tomorrow Starts Now.” Which is supposedly an attempt to cheer up the Brazilians after they went through the seven/one “Kraut-Krusher,” and to get them to look forwards to the 2016 Olympics. According to a lady... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Yesterday’s Media Pssst features a Bloomberg video interviewing His Gnomeship pontificating about Murdoch's $80 billion bid to buy Time Warner. In it, Sorrell said, "When Rupert moves, he usually moves successfully [ed. Ahem, except when he buys MySpace]. Or, in... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Just a couple of days ago, I posted about Marissa “I do logos” Mayer talking shit when announcing Yahoos’ abysmal performance and claiming she was “Impressed by our achievements.” Yesterday, Microsoft CEO, Satya Nadella, joined the club when announcing that... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Up until a couple of years ago, it seemed like McGarryBowen could do no wrong. They were picking up big accounts right and left, even though the work they produced, really, really, fucking sucked. Word on the street was that... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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In case you missed it, with all the excitement of my birthday, yesterday was also when the United Arab Emirates announced they would be sending a spaceship to Mars in 2021. As they already have the world’s tallest building, they’re... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Many thanks for all the kind emails and comments… You are indeed all princes and princesses… Buy the fucking book! Cheers/George Calm down... It's just my birthday! Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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If any of you fuckers out there have been paying attention… You will know that today is my birthday. So, I won’t be posting much… Instead, I’ll be getting legless with my family. I’m not going to tell you how... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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So, the “Wizened of Oz” offered eighty billion fucking dollars for Time Warner… And, Ted “I am saving the bison” Turner said… Fuck off… Or, whoever is running that particular media empire at the moment… I mean, c’mon… Can you... Continue reading
Posted Jul 16, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
@mfstout... Ouch... Fucking ouch... I tremble at the awesome power of Apple. Let's talk again in twelve months... I love ya... Cheers/George
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I’ve been to Japan a couple of times and yes, it is different. If you’ve ever seen “Lost in Translation” it captures the strangeness perfectly. Besides which, the opening sequence features Scarlett’s luscious bum. Speaking of which, Japanese artist, Rokudenashiko,... Continue reading
Posted Jul 16, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Just about two years to the day that Yahoo CLD (Chief Logo Designer) Marissa Mayer, took over the reins of the company, Yahoo has again posted truly dismal second-quarter results. And, if it wasn’t for founder, Jerry’s Wang’s very smart... Continue reading
Posted Jul 16, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Still on the subject of Apple, ace Canadian AdScamer, “Ray – Eh” points us in the direction of a New York Post article declaring that Apple is about to fire TBWA/Chiat. I’ve been saying that for fucking months. If Wren... Continue reading
Posted Jul 15, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!