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George Parker
Boise, Idaho.
Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!
Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.
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Over at TheDrum, we are informed that VirginNozzle, SIR Richard Branson, has been voted the top boss of the last 50 years by the Sunday Times (which belongs to the Wizened of Oz, the most evil boss of the last... Continue reading
Posted 1 hour ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Yesterday I posted about the “retirement” of Larry “Ninja” Ellison, to have the CEO duties at Oracle taken over by a pair of yes men fucktards… Yesterday all was reviled in a MercuryNews article… Don't cry for Larry. He has... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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It’s been all over the Internet, but in case you missed it, here’s the video of the AppleTard in Perth, Australia… which is on the other side of the Universe, so three fucking weeks ahead of the rest of civilization…... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
@Tom... McGeezers Rule!!! Cheers/George
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In case you missed it yesterday, 55% of Scottish voters decided to stay in the UK. AdScam would like to suggest that if you are intending to visit Scotland in the future, do not wear your John Bull outfit, particularly... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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One of the world’s richest and most evil fuckers, Larry “Ninja” Ellison is stepping down as CEO of Oracle… Well, like the “Wizard of Oz” and the “Poisoned Dwarf,” these people never actually resign, they merely step sideways. So, he... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Nice piece in The Economist titled “Piketty Airways,” about how airlines are well and truly increasingly fucking economy class passengers… Which if you’ve flown below the Kev “I always wear black” Roberts, Dilithium Crystal Encrusted Class, is worse than being... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Didyasee that the makers of “Erectile Dysfunction Drug” which is PC chat for “Limp Dick Syndrome,” Stendra have been given permission to advertise the drug as being effective in as little as 15 minutes. This gives Stendra users a quarter... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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You have to laugh at the news that Nike will no longer sponsor National Football League star Adrian Peterson, who was re-suspended by the Minnesota Vikings yesterday stemming from allegations of abusing his 4-year-old son. Nike never saw an evil... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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OK… By now everyone knows that Miller Lite, the brand responsible for creating the tasteless beer category for beer drinkers who have no idea what real beer actually tastes like, has once again moved its shitty account to another shitty... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Virtually all marketing conferences are a giant wank, as I told the attendees at a 4A’s conference a few years ago… However, Ace AdScamer Howie G points us in the direction of an uber-wanky conference for “content marketers.” Included in... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I have written in the past, on both AdScam and in my various books, about the amazing amount of money the US healthcare industries spend on advertising. No other country in the world is allowed to advertise prescription drugs, and... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Staying with the Publicis merry go round, it was also announced that Maurice “Le Patron” Levy, will remain Chairman and CEO of Le BDHC until 2017. This will take him past his one hundred and seventy fifth fucking birthday and... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Over at MoreAboutAdvertising, my mate Stephen Foster informs us that Kevin “I always wear black” Roberts is being shunted sideways in the Saatchi/Publicis hierarchy reshuffle. Apparently, "Roberts is staying on for another couple of years in a job coaching senior... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Tim Nudd over at AdFreak makes us privy to the latest campaign for GoDaddy from their latest agency, Barton F. Nozzle 9000 (What the fuck does the 9000 mean?) Having moved on from Danica Patrick’s tits and arse to models... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
@Brian... OK, then tell everyone I did it... Then I'll get you a life times supply of Lancashire tripe. Cheers/George
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My good friend and Fourth Reich Uber-Professor, Brian Kolstad, has sent me the latest iteration of the classic “Hitler goes nuts in bunker” video… And this one was done by one of his students. It’s about how Hitler is mightily... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I had to laugh when I read in AdAge… “Hey, CMO: Larry Ellison and Oracle want your business.” Apparently, Larry “Ninja” Ellison wants to get warm and cuddly with people responsible for advertising. Many years ago I had the misfortune... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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In case you missed it, news on Saturday that French film actor, Gerard Depardieu, who fortunately owns a vineyard, claims to drink FOURTEEN bottles of wine a day, starting at 10AM in the morning. Depardieu, said a normal day starts... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Over at Communication Arts someone has posed the question… “What is creativity and how do we as an industry make it better?” I’d just finished my pre lunch aperitif (Half a gallon of Fourth Reich Potato Vodka) So I couldn’t... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
@Marino... Why the fuck are you always so logical? That's not what fucktards do these days. Next up... Virtual Kate!!! Cheers/George
Toggle Commented Sep 13, 2014 on Bad beer for boring buds! at AdScam/The Horror!
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Over at the San Jose Mercury, Michelle Quinn, has a piece… “Four ways that Tim Cook is making Apple his own.” Three of them go on and on about bigger iPhones and watches and shit, pointing out that under GodJobs... Continue reading
Posted Sep 13, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Faux beer lovers will be thrilled shitless that you can now send your best “Bud” a “Bud” on your iToy. Yes, there is now a social campaign and app that allows you to send a voucher for the world’s shittiest... Continue reading
Posted Sep 12, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
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I’ve been to Japan a couple of times, and as was so well explored in “Lost in Translation,” it is like being on another planet. Everything is fucking alien. My favorite example being the hundreds of vending machines on every... Continue reading
Posted Sep 12, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Over at Information Week, Shane O’Neil, has a funny piece on the 5 Apple Wearables he wanted but didn’t get. My favorite was the… iFedora: When you put on the ultra-trendy iFedora, gentle mind-altering vibrations and advanced biometrics work together... Continue reading
Posted Sep 11, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!