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George Parker
Boise, Idaho.
Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!
Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.
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Over at MediaPost, Richard Whitman informs us that Industry icon, R/GA founder, Bob Greenberg actually thinks that Cannes Lions Judges Should Accept “Innovative” Scam Ads! At first I thought it was some kind of fucking joke, but no… This is... Continue reading
Posted 14 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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If you needed final proof that the world has gone stark raving mad, just read “Help, I’m addicted to Kim Kardashian’s Game,” in AdWeek… Apparently, cretins with mush for brains are crying for help on anonymous social networks like Whisper... Continue reading
Posted 20 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Did you see the recent news that Britain is going to allow driverless cars on its roads by next January? The U.K.’s Business Nozzle, Vince Cable, said… “Today’s announcement will see driverless cars take to our streets in less than... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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I know I never stop ranting about how today’s BDA’s continue to scrape the bottom of the barrel when it comes to creative. In fact Saatchi & Saatchi, New York have scraped the bottom of a fucking washing machine in... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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My good mate, Barbara Lippert on MadBlog, has a good old rant on the subject of dumb fuck ads for men’s “virility” products. As she points out, in common with all naff medical product TV, the disclaimers about blindness, insanity... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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AdScam’s Ace Australian spy “Wisey” (She of the luscious legs) Points us in the direction of a recent speech given by Bob Garfield in Sydney. In it, Garfield kicks the shit out of journalism and advertising with such gems as...... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Have you been following the ruckus over at Agency Spy… Which has turned into a bit of a snore since Kiran Aditham stopped running it… Just five days ago, they ran a small, somewhat innocuous piece on a newly decorated... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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The first spot in GoDaddy’s “Brand Transformation” is out. Yes, it features Danica Patrick… With all her clothes on! Maybe that’s why it’s such a fucking snore. Or maybe it’s because it’s a dumb idea, badly produced, and acted by... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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In the uber you can’t make this shit up category, news today that Carly Fiorina might just be considering running against Hillary “Godzilla” Clinton for the Presidential spot in 2016! I mean, c’mon, give me a fucking break. This is... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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If you ever needed conclusive proof that Agency Search Consultants are a giant shit stain on the backside of the ad biz… This was in yesterday’s AdWeek about the upcoming agency review for White Castle Shit-Burgers… Rojek Consulting Group in... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Hey… If you can’t come up with something new, just keep beating the shit out of something old. Which in the case of Carl’s Junior (where the fuck did that name come from, by the way?) Means reprising Uber-Actress, Paris... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
@OAG... Anything it fucking wants, as long as it's fucking golf. @Jason... Brand Essence has certain masculine aroma that appeals to fucking golfers. Cheers/George
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So Grey S.F. has just launched its new campaign for Ryder Systems, a company that apart from having lots and lots of trucks, move lots and lots of shit around. The TV spot shows lots and lots of trucks being... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Last week I wrote about the possibility that DDB might be getting McFucked, as Chipotle overtakes Mickey-D in the rancid food stakes. ‘Cos, as you know, you can always blame shit on the agency, fire them, then hire someone else... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
@Tom... I still have FIVE WPP shares given to me personally by Sir Martin after I had won the David Ogilvy award many years ago. He had to stand on a box to hand the certificate to me. Cheers/George
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Having narrowly escaped death a couple of times at the hands of fucktards texting whilst driving through a red light in their giant fucking SUV, I was heartened by the news out of Britain that drivers involved in all car... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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In case you missed it, news this week that spending on advertising during the second quarter is down a “massive” one fucking percent. There goes the Poisoned Dwarfs multi-million dollar second quarter bonus. Oh, wait a minute… This is based... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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News that Hedge Fund, Elliott Management has taken a 6.7% stake worth about $570 million in Interpublic Group, is definitely a sign that IPG is on the auction block. The $24 billion hedge fund, made a regulatory filing on Thursday... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Didyasee that the best agency in the world… Goodby Silverstein + Partners… Yes, that’s my opinion, and yes, it’s my fucking blog. OK?… Just picked up all the creative work for eBay? Rich will be personally responsible for second hand... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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As you know, amongst AdScam’s Pantheon of Loverrrlllies, along with Kate, Eva, Kelley, and Wisey, is “Scarjo.” She of the child bearing lips… Who has just made yet another orgasmic movie, “Lucy.” Directed by the master of slime dripping Eurotrash,... Continue reading
Posted Jul 24, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Yesterday, I posted the good news for Silicon Valley fucktards, about how Banana Republic was going to turn them into “Startup Guys,” with their wonderful line of super wussie clothes. Well, several of the Adverati have complained to me that... Continue reading
Posted Jul 24, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Facebook announced second quarter numbers yesterday, and they are through the fucking roof. Revenues are up by sixty one percent thanks to strong demand for mobile ads that reach people who have no life worth living, so don’t mind having... Continue reading
Posted Jul 24, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
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It’s official… Golf is fucked. Dick’s Sporting Goods is firing four hundred employees who were hired to specifically sell uber-expensive bits of iron and rubber to cretins who think they can play the world’s most boring “sport.” (George Carlin had... Continue reading
Posted Jul 23, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Apple’s numbers yesterday were both good and bad. I’m not sure which, ‘cos I don’t understand any of that financial shit. All I do know is that all those snappy dressing (see previous post) Silicon Valley fucktards are cleaning up.... Continue reading
Posted Jul 23, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
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I am always stunned by the pictures of male models striding down the catwalk at the various fashion shows. I mean, these guys are wearing outfits that not only cost thousands of fucking dollars, they look like shit you would... Continue reading
Posted Jul 23, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!