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George Parker
Boise, Idaho.
Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!
Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.
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I intend to get around to answering all the kind emails from loverrrrly AdScamers this weekend. Because I haven't emptied my email box for a week or so, there are fucking thousands. Mostly with great financial offers from Nigeria... I'm... Continue reading
Posted 6 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
@Everyone... Many thanks, trying to catch up with emails this weekend. Cheers/George
Toggle Commented yesterday on I’m baaaaack! at AdScam/The Horror!
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Loverrrrrly piece over at MoreAboutAdvertising comprising a ten minute interview with The Poisoned Dwarf as he dangles the possibility of pulling out of Cannes in the future. He thinks it costs too much money and is a threat to his... Continue reading
Posted 15 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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On the news that England had decided to tell the rest of Europe to fuck off, global stock markets tanked on Friday and Monday. Then on Tuesday and Wednesday, they bounced back. Nothing had changed; England was still leaving the... Continue reading
Posted 16 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Excellent column on MediaPost by Maarten Alberda… Cannes is no longer an ad festival. In just a couple of hundred words he sums up what I have been blathering on about for years… The Cannes Festival of Fucktardliness is increasingly... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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In order to provide the final nail in the coffin lid of “Brexit,” England departed the Euro Championship after being defeated by ICELAND… Yes, fucking ICELAND! England, the inventors of Football with a population of 50 million, had their arse... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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As yet another excuse to continue to heap praise on FCB Uber-Creative-Nozzless, Susan Credle, which in turn is another excuse to praise Carter Murray for being smart enough to hire her as part of his plan to reinvent Howard Draft’s... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Cannes is over for another year, thank Christ. Don’t know if it’s just me, but the reportage on the whole affair, seemed to concentrate on how technology is taking over from creativity. Good words from Susan Credle, global CCO at... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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For further proof that the Second Amendment Loonies may have a point… News on Sunday that at least seven people were stabbed at a rally outside the California state capitol in Sacramento as members of a Nazi white supremacist group... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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With Fridays news that Britain has told the European Union to fuck off, as expected, the stock market took a massive nose dive… This included all the BDHC’s, WPP fell 10%. Based on Sorrell’s holdings this would amount to tens... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
@Studio... Yes indeed on that. I also kind it ironic that many of those insisting on "Boots on the ground" in places we have no business being involved in, mean other peoples boots, rather than their own. Cheers/George
Toggle Commented 6 days ago on Fucking Millennial’s! at AdScam/The Horror!
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You know Millennial’s, the people everyone wants to target, even though they have the least disposable income and the most debt… Well, apparently, the reason that the Brits have told the Frogs, Krauts etc., to take a walk is because,... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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So, the UK has decided to up-anchor and sail away from all those wanky Europeans. And quite right too says “Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells.” Obviously “Pig Fucker” David Cameron will do the honorable thing after passing the port the wrong... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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In case you missed it, a research company, Intelligentsia, asked more than 500 consumers what they would be doing to occupy themselves whilst a fucking robot did the driving. As you would expect the majority of the fucktards responded that... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Rembrandt must be spinning in his grave to learn that he has won two Cannes Grand Prix’s for “Creative Data” and “Cyber.” This means his paints and brushes are destined for the trash can now they are no longer needed... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I love to rub AppleTards noses in the shit, so the news that BestBuy has cut the price of the Apple Watch to a mere $49 with the purchase of a new iPhone, only serves to amplify what I have... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Remember at Cannes last year when some dumbfuck agency won a Gold Lion for creating an “Iron Fish” that natives in dumbfuck country could put in their rice pots and it would cure cancer… Then it turned out that the... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Not yet up to speed, but doing my best. Will answer all the loverrrrrly emails in time. This one caught my eye from AdScamer Chris Smeaton… “Ten Buzzwords you need to know at Cannes 2016.” My favorites… Disintermediation: Means in-house…... Continue reading
Posted Jun 21, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!
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OK, everything went well and I am now up to Iron Man standards. They offered me a choice of a Silver, Gold or Titanium implant, I went with Dilithium, and as the surgeon was “Scotty,” I can now attain “Warp-Factor... Continue reading
Posted Jun 20, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Today I go into hospital for a hip replacement… Fuck I am getting old and all the bits are starting to fall off. Back in my Mad Man days, I could drink, smoke and shag all day and all night…... Continue reading
Posted Jun 16, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Did you see this from Ryan Wallman? ‘Nuff said! Continue reading
Posted Jun 16, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Compared to my Mad Man days, the ad agency biz seems to be in a permanent state of turmoil, with acquisitions, mergers, downsizing and just in general fucking around. News now that Publicis’s Leo Burnett and DigitasLBi are merging in... Continue reading
Posted Jun 16, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!
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I snorted in my breakfast beer when I read that GroupM Chief Digital Officer Rob Norman has taken the ANA to task for its media-buying practices report issued last week. Norman says the report failed to note the significant investments... Continue reading
Posted Jun 15, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Like everyone else in America (nowhere else in the civilized world) I am starting to get bombarded by robo-calls from Politico-Nozzles asking for their support. Just got one from Drumf… Normally, I hang up, but decided to listen this one... Continue reading
Posted Jun 14, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!
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I’ll be honest with you, I don’t have a clue what the fuck it’s all about, but I was intrigued by this headline… “Apple glass iPhone with wraparound screen revealed in new patent.” Ah, I thought, Apple has decided to... Continue reading
Posted Jun 14, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!