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George Parker
Boise, Idaho.
Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!
Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.
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With all the excitement of my birthday, I forgot to report on the Allen & Company Sun Valley annual wank fest for all the movers and shakers that control the known universe. Everyone of note, from Charles Barkley to King... Continue reading
Posted 1 hour ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I'm not engaging in a vendetta, or anything, but shares of the burrito chain fell for a fifth day after it was hit by a fresh wave of damaging reports. The number of people who claim to have been sickened... Continue reading
Posted 2 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Staying with "Death Food Company" Chipotle. Following on from the food that kills you scandal (See my last post), Chipotle has recruited Wu-Tang Clan member RZA to aurally interpret its ingredients. Called Savor.Wavs, the campaign involves “an immersive digital experience... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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If you are a fan of disgusting fast food, particularly of the Tex-Mex variety. (I love Mexican food, but only the kind you can buy in Mexico. Most of the stuff you get North of the border is shit!) You... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Never quite understood America's love affair with Ketchup, in spite of Regan's insistence that it was vegetable. It tastes like garbage, 'cos it's made from garbage... Back in my Mad Man days at B&B, I worked on the Hunts account.... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I cannot believe the hundreds of lovely birthday wishes on AdScam, Twitter, Facebook... Maybe social media isn't a giant wank after all. It also proves that you fuckers have nothing else to do all day than arse about on "The... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Had a great day yesterday. Drank too much... How much is too much? So, I'm feeling a bit rough this morning. Never mind, a few beers will fix that, then I'll be AdScaming my brains out... Or, whatever's left of... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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The always readable Dave Dye blog has an interesting item this week about creative legend, Neil French. Here's a comment I left...The thing I always admired about Neil was that he went to Cannes every year. But never actually went... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
Thanks to everyone for the kind messages (A ton on email) You are all fucking princes... Time to get pissed... Cheers/George
Toggle Commented 4 days ago on It's my birthday! at AdScam/The Horror!
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I was born in Manchester, England, on the seventeenth of July, 1937. Yes... That's eighty fucking years ago. During my New York and London Mad Man in the sixties and seventies, (It's all in Confessions of a Mad Man) I... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I have posted several times over the last few months about how "Snap" is a giant fucking con job. It's IPO valued the company at twenty eight billion fucking dollars! This for a business that has succeeded in posting record... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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The sometimes slagged Israeli company, SodaStream is launching yet another high priced campaign. Although for less than six months its AOR has been Allenby Concept House, SodaStream decided to work with its own in-house marketing team and independent creative and... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Fucktards who love to blow chunks of money for the latest and greatest in "wearable technology" will be thrilled shitless to hear that big time fashionista company Louis Vuitton is introducing its version of a smart watch, the Tambour Horizon... Continue reading
Posted Jul 13, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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News today that WPP has bought German agency "Think." (Shouldn't that be Denken?) The poisoned Dwarf tells us that because of the Brexit fuck up, he wants to expand more in Europe. Rumors that Hitler is a silent partner in... Continue reading
Posted Jul 13, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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The last time I was in England it appeared as if every fish & chips, tripe, and jellied eels shop had been replaced by McDonald's, Wendy's and Burger King. Disgraceful. The Queen is definitely not amused. Now it would appear... Continue reading
Posted Jul 13, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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I always love how you get repeated invitations to sign up for yet another uber-expensive conference that will deliver you the latest and greatest in cutting edge technology. Just got one from "Enterprise Connect Webinvars" that promises me... "Visualizing UC&C:... Continue reading
Posted Jul 12, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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The news story of the day, which is apparently keeping the loonies on Twitter busy wearing out their tiny fingers, is the one about the "Bruce" in "Oz" who checked in a single can of beer to fly from Melbourne... Continue reading
Posted Jul 12, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Apart from daft agency names... See my previous post about, "Paranoid." Yes, that's the name of a fucking ad shop. There seems to be some inane competition going on about who can come up with the most fucked up employee... Continue reading
Posted Jul 11, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Over at MoreAboutAdvertising Stephen shows us "Sleepwalking," a new ad for BMW. Have to admit it's pretty darned cute. The kid in it is a future star. However two things caught my attention. Firstly, the name of the agency... "Paranoid."... Continue reading
Posted Jul 11, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
Ray... Eh... I thought you fucked beavers! Paddy... If Der Trumpf drank beer it would be Coors. Cheers/George
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After fucking up the Bay Area for the last fifty years or so, Silicon Valley real estate developers now want to construct a $6.7 billion housing complex over a former landfill with 5.5 million tons of municipal waste from the... Continue reading
Posted Jul 10, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Blowing the family trumpet, I should point out that my son, Chris, is a founding partner of New York agency... "Interplanetary"... And they have just launched their first work for client, Channel Thirteen of New York City. It kicks the... Continue reading
Posted Jul 10, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Having posted yesterday about "National Fried Chicken Day," and "National doughnut month," I am ready to step up to the plate and create "AdScam's National Tripe Year." Yes indeed, Lancashire's favorite delicacy will now be promoted mercilessly until I have... Continue reading
Posted Jul 8, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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You have to laugh when you read that Bud is looking to enhance the American beer drinking experience by unveiling 11 versions of cans and bottles, each bearing the name of a state with a Budweiser brewery (or in California’s... Continue reading
Posted Jul 7, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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In case you missed it, yesterday was National Fried Chicken Day! Yes only in America can they dedicate a whole day to fried chicken. Mind you, the entire month of June was declared as National Doughnut Month. As they said... Continue reading
Posted Jul 7, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!