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George Parker
Boise, Idaho.
Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!
Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.
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This just in... Artificial Intelligence isn't becoming more intelligent, but more capable... Whatever the fuck that means. According to an incomprehensible article in MediaPost, it's all about "Go" and "Chess." The article is written by Kaila Colbin... Co-Founder of the... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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With the news that BMW is putting its account up for review we can expect an auto fuck fest with millions being pissed away on research, spec creative... And of course fucking data. The good news is that they are... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Larry "I am Ninja" Ellison is taking no shit from Google... On Thursday, Oracle was back in court, taking on Google in the first round of appealing a 2016 ruling involving Google using parts of Oracle’s Java programming language in... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Ace AdScammer, Lisa Jay, with the impeccable "Kate-Dar," points us in the direction of the "Kate Moss is the new face of Saint Laurent" site. The launch of the new collection will be on July 17th. Which is my fucking... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Having given up watching the Super Bowl several years ago, 'cos it's so fucking boring and lasts all day, I am less than thrilled to read the sensational news that M&M's will return to this annual fuck fest with a... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I am a big fan of "Wonkette," a site that unmercifully takes the piss out of anything to the right of Genghis Khan. They did a post yesterday that kicked the shit out of Senator Chuck Grassley for his unbelievable... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Over at MoreAboutAdvertising, my mate Stephen Foster has an interesting piece about the looming possible disaster for the Poisoned Dwarf's evil empire with the re-evaluation by Ford of its relationship with WPP. As Stephen points out, even if WPP holds... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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McGarryBowen, the world's most boring BDA (Big Dumb Agency) just won the Planters Peanuts account. I'm sure they'll produce some of the world's most boring advertising for the Kraft Heinz business. What caught my eye in the MediaPost story was... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Apparently, Facebook is trying to attract a younger audience... That's funny, I thought Facebook already attracted juvenile cretins. On Monday, the Evil Empire said it is rolling out a kid version of its messaging app, which already has more than... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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You've no doubt heard that POTUS loves fast food... But, apparently that's all he eats According to two of his campaign nozzles, a typical dinner order for Trump consisted of “two Big Macs, two Fillet-O-Fish, and a chocolate malted” shake.... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Did you see that CP+B, Miami is closing the shutters on its original office? Yeah, that's where it all started in 1988, when Alex Bogusky worked in the mail room. Apparently, according to Chuck Porter, this was a financial decision...... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Famed New York Metropolitan conductor, James Levine, has been kicked into touch, for doing "naughties" with junior members of his various orchestras over the last couple of hundred years or so. Funny when you consider that for the last fifty... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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You have to laugh at the excitement being generated for Budweiser by the Wieden + Kennedy "Dilly Dilly" campaign. In the words of Anheuser-Busch InBev Chief Marketing Nozzle, Miguel Patricio. To tell you the truth, we never expected this to... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Most political ads suck big time, so what a pleasant surprise to see this TV spot for Dana Nessel a Democratic candidate for Michigan Attorney General. She’s a Detroit attorney who became famous for leading the legal fight for marriage... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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You will be devastated to hear that Tiger Woods didn't win the 18 man tournament he played in this weekend. Aptly named the "Hero World Challenge" his army of sycophants followed him around, cheering every time he picked up a... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Did you see what Steven Hawking said about AI? The genie is out of the bottle. We need to move forward on artificial intelligence development but we also need to be mindful of its very real dangers. I fear that... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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As we are rapidly approaching the time when people will rely on "Apps" to know what to do every waking moment of their miserable life, including knowing when to have a pee, or take a dump. You will be thrilled... Continue reading
Posted Dec 1, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Did you see that Domino's will now "Insure" your pizza against disaster? The fast food brand's latest campaign, by Crispin Porter & Bogusky, (It used to be an ad agency... Remember?) shows stupid things happening to people stupid enough to... Continue reading
Posted Dec 1, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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For the man who has everything, particularly more money than sense, for a mere $35 you can have your very own voice-activated decanter from Jim Beam. Mind you, you'll have to drink the contents within six months, 'cos that's when... Continue reading
Posted Nov 30, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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If you don't look at anything else today, check out "What superheroes would look like retired," a series of pictures from photographer, Martin Beck. Fucking great. There are sixteen in all, here are four tasters. Superman ironing. Flash mending cars.... Continue reading
Posted Nov 30, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Over at MediaPost there's more news about the possible split between WPP and Ford. The new talks with Ford follow last year’s rebranding by WPP of the primary agencies that handle the Ford business. Agencies Team Detroit, Blue Hive (the... Continue reading
Posted Nov 29, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Ominous news for WPP over at MoreAboutAdvertising. “WPP announces that, on 27 November 2017 in Detroit, Ford Motor Company verbally informed WPP that they are considering their future internal and external marketing model and want to enter into a further... Continue reading
Posted Nov 29, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Tesla is about to unveil the world's biggest fucking battery from its plant in the Australian outback. Elon Musk promised to build the 100-megawatt battery within 100 days of the contracts being signed at the end of September or hand... Continue reading
Posted Nov 28, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Most kids in America are fat, most kids in Britain are obese. Apparently children are seeing as many as 12 advertisements for junk food within an hour while watching family television shows, new research has revealed. Children as young as... Continue reading
Posted Nov 28, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Sticking with the New York Times, in the Sunday "Style" section (Why is that thing printed on paper ten times thicker than the rest of the paper?) About the "Sip n' Dip” bar in Great Falls, Montana. Population 59,000. I've... Continue reading
Posted Nov 27, 2017 at AdScam/The Horror!