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George Parker
Boise, Idaho.
Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!
Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.
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Ace AdScamer princess, Lisa “No one knows Kate better” Jay, has come up with another corker. Kate’s video tribute to Elvis Presley. Super Shaggerific. I must say, the older she gets, the better she looks. But, as I have explained... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I get a Starbucks every morning when I pick up my New York Times at the local supermarket. I just buy a medium (fucktard poseurs refer to it as a Grande) it costs $2.13 and it’s very satisfactory coffee. I... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Whilst jetting in to yet another conference, the Poisoned Dwarf announced that WPP is going to blow boatloads of cash on Google and fake statistics scam Facebook. The supermarket basket company also blew massive chunks on the Wizened of Oz’s... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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With the news that Der Trumpf has picked World Wrestling Entertainment founder, Linda McMahon to serve in his cabinet as Administrator of the Small Business Administration, AdScam “Deep Throats” inform us that Linda’s first action will be to appoint Hulk... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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As you know, I love to kick the shit out of IoT (Internet of Turds) Uber expensive fridges that let you know you’re low on milk instead of just looking at the fucking bottle are an expensive joke. Ah, you... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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In case you missed it, it was announced today that Time’s Person of the Year for 2016 is Der Trumpf. It only seems like yesterday (actually it was 78 years ago) that Adolph Hitler was awarded the same honor. Seven... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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So, Der Donald has decided that the next fleet of Air Force One’s are too expensive. On the other hand, there is not enough gold plated furniture and extremely bad taste tchotchkes to furnish the newly expected Air Force Trumpf.... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Loyal AdScamers know that I love to take the piss out of Gwyneth Paltrow’s mind numbingly fucked up Web site, “Goop.” But now “Gwynie” has been superseded for arseholness by Nordstrom’s who are offering handmade rocks in leather pouches for... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I don’t know how I came across it when trolling “The Tubes,” but there was an interesting article on Racked, “Pantsuits for women were once illegal.” It struck a chord, ‘cos when we first moved to New York in the... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Sticking with my WPP meme, what’s a meme, by the way? Business Insider recently published a list of “The 16 richest people in advertising, ranked by income.” Guess what? Surprise, surprise, the Poisoned Dwarf heads the list, trousering a paltry... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Hosting its “Investors Day” this week, WPP gave analysts little insight about the ad biz outlook, implying everything will be flat. But it did blow the WPP trumpet on its view that the new marketing world order will be “horizontal.”... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Providing further proof that flogging your agency to a BDHC (Big Dumb Holding Company) might make the shops founder’s rich, but as the holding company liposuctions away one third of your income, the agency becomes less and less profitable. In... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Der Trumpf has turned to some of Wall Street’s biggest names to create a panel of business leaders that will give him strategic advice on the economy after he takes office. As you would expect, he is draining the Washington... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Tiger is back… Are you thrilled shitless that Tiger “If it moves I fuck it” Woods is once again earning billions for hitting a little ball with a big stick? He’s playing in some dumb arse tournament and yesterday shot... Continue reading
Posted Dec 3, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Lisa, my uber Kate spy, points us in the direction of the news that Uber-Luscious Kate I can reveal the model takes the lead role in the new promo for ELVIS PRESLEY’s No1 album The Wonder of You. Apparently, this... Continue reading
Posted Dec 2, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!
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I always enjoy reading Richard Whitman’s columns over at Mediapsssst. Today he has a beauty about a fucktard agency by the name of Manifest, which claims it is into things like persona development, customer journey, mental model development, digital anthropology,... Continue reading
Posted Dec 2, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Yes, it’ll soon be Super Bowl frenzy time when clients blow big bucks for thirty seconds of immortality… Unless the intended audience has gone for a pee while your spot is on. Having said all that, along with the Oscars,... Continue reading
Posted Dec 2, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Stephen Foster over at MoreAboutAdvertising has a piece featuring the classic campaign for Hamlet cigars created by iconic British agency, CDP many years ago. Still fucking brilliant in its simplicity and tongue in cheek humor. As he points out, “Is... Continue reading
Posted Dec 1, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Just to prove that one trick pony actors never die and should fuck off forever Jon Heder and Efren Ramirez, who starred in cult movie "Napoleon Dynamite," which was shot here in Idaho, reunite to recreate their characters from the... Continue reading
Posted Dec 1, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!
Shanghai... How dare you sir. Maligning the reputation of a great man... Just kidding... Of course he was high. How else could he churn out so many great videos in the bunker. As he said just before he blew his brains out... "Next time around, no more Mr. Nice Guy!" Cheers/George
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Just to prove that one trick pony actors never die and should fuck off forever Jon Heder and Efren Ramirez, who starred in cult movie "Napoleon Dynamite," which was shot here in Idaho, reunite to recreate their characters from the... Continue reading
Posted Nov 30, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!
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As you may have noticed, I am not posting much about the goings on in Ad-Land. That’s primarily ‘cos there’s fuck all of interest going on in Ad-Land, apart from agencies being swallowed up by consultants. How to engage in... Continue reading
Posted Nov 30, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!
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And now, even more “Awesomely” great news. Production of “Keeping up with the Kardashian’s” will not be halted, even though Kanye is still wearing his straightjacket and locked in a padded room at the Federal Prison for Insanely Bad Rappers.... Continue reading
Posted Nov 30, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!
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In AdScam’s relentless endeavor to bring you all the news that is “Awesomely” fit to print… This just in… Two grandmas engaging in a shout out in the parking lot of a Dallas Wal-Mart. Apparently they were arguing about custody... Continue reading
Posted Nov 30, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Swedish fashion giant, H&M, has come up with yet another quirky spot directed by Wes Anderson and staring his favorite actor, Adrian Brody. Bit weird, but definitely worth watching. I’ve always been a sucker for all things Swedish ever since... Continue reading
Posted Nov 29, 2016 at AdScam/The Horror!