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George Parker
Boise, Idaho.
Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!
Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.
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The New York office of the “World’s Best Agency,” Goodby Silverstein + Partners has just picked up a creative assignment from the “New York Post.” As everyone knows, this is part of the “Wizened of Oz’s” evil empire. Good luck... Continue reading
Posted 13 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I’m a big fan of Jeff “Bullet-Head” Macke over at Yahoo Finance. I like what he says, and I like the way he says it, virtually spitting every word out like a poison dart. This morning he reacts to the... Continue reading
Posted 13 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
Tom... I do hope your grandfather didn't bequeath you his beer bucket, which you then turned into George Orwell's advertising swill pail! Cheers/George
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OK, it’s Friday… Yeah, Kate is coming up shortly… etc… etc… Be patient. So, let’s end the week with a great beer commercial. Obviously it’s not an American spot for an American Nuns Piss beer. This one’s for Tuborg, which... Continue reading
Posted 19 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Remember Victor & Spoils, the “Agency of the Future” that was all about crowdsourcing creative, so you, along with 500 other hopefuls could submit ideas for their biggest client, Harley Davidson, and if you were lucky and yours was chosen,... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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I’ve always placed Yelp in the same basket of rotten eggs as Groupon. They both have a flimsy business model that is open to manipulation; they both sucked in massive amounts of funding based on lots of smoke and mirrors.... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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Starving Google employees living in San Francisco can cut the cost of getting to SFO by taking the newly authorized airport services of UberX and Lyft. Mind you, they might have second thoughts after Saturday’s local media reports that an... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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In its never ending quest to scrape the bottom of the barrel for Kmart, FCB Chicago’s “Adventure Team,” headed by Todd Tilford, has out-shit its “Shit My Pants” classic with its brand new “Pay in Store” spot. With giant fucking... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Yesterday, McDonald’s announced abysmal quarterly numbers, which CEO-Nozzle, Don Thompson, blamed on “Widespread Misunderstandings.” Whatever the fuck that means. However, he went on to say this will all be fixed by “luring back customers seeking healthier, fresher and custom made... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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A systems analyst in advanced life support and a contractor with NASA concluded, "Small women haven't been demonstrated to be appreciably dumber than big women or big men, so there's no reason to choose larger people for a flight crew... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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In the Poisoned Dwarfs quest to turn us all into “Math Men,” WPP announces the formation of OgilvyAmp, a new unit which will mine data. The outfits CEO-Nozzle, Todd Cullen said… “This is a huge opportunity for clients and for... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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This afternoon, Marissa “I Always Wear Purple” Mayer will stand in front of the giant purple Yahoo logo that she personally designed over a weekend, and tell us how everything in the Yahoo garden is lovely. This is because the... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Kudos to Tim Nudd (who never fucking acknowledges the number of times I pimp him) for coming up with the ultimate orgasmatron-fake-link to a pseudo ad site that allows him to flaunt slithery naked bodies in various stages of oblismatron,... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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IBM cratered on the stock market today when their latest figures didn’t quite meet expectations… Let me rephrase that… It was a fucking disaster! They forecast ridiculous numbers, even though they had nine straight quarters of collapsing revenue. As Yogi... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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In AdScam’s never ending quest to bring you all the really fucking important ad biz news… This just in from Chicago… Draft FCB has won an award from Crain’s magazine for having one of “Chicago’s Coolest Offices.” Yes, Fuhrer-Faasnacht and... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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As you know, in spite of living here since I arrived on the Mayflower, I am still amazed when I stumble across things so completely American that I am gob-smacked. Such was the case when I read that before the... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
@Marino.... Picky... picky... I can see all the data I need to see. You know you'd shag her in a minute! Cheers/George
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It’s all happening here in the Fourth Reich. On Friday night, Vampire, Nicholas Brendon, who plays an actor on the TV show Buffy the Vampire Slayer, was arrested at his hotel for being drunk and disorderly. After breaking furniture and... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Another nail in the coffin lid of TBWA with the news that after handling Nisan for 27 years, the Infiniti business is pulling stumps and moving the account to the Frat Boys at CP+B in Boulder. This as a result... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
@Perry... No doubt the other "less than mature" ladies are shaggerific, but Kate would have to be my numero uno choice. After all, she could be my daughter, the others would be granddaughters... And, even for me that's a bit scary. Cheers/George
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Kudos to HuffPo for pointing us in the direction of the latest edition of “W” magazine, the cover of which features a topless Kate moss along with a bunch of models at least half her age. Without question, Kate looks... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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As further proof that Wall Street is populated by idiots, in after hours trading yesterday Google shares dropped 3% as the third quarter earnings numbers didn’t quite live up to analyst-tard expectations. They reported consolidated revenue of $16.52 billion, and... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Droga5… Stop this Diet Coke shit immediately. Yes, I know they spend a ton of money, but you guys are not in it for the money… Are you…Don’t have me calling you a BDA. So what brought this rant on?... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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With the news that Intel’s new Marketing Director, Steven Fund, who was previously with Staples, has dumped Venables Bell and handed its account to McGarryBowen, (which currently handles the Staples account) we can now look forward to some amazingly mundane... Continue reading
Posted Oct 16, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Staying with the insanity of the stock market, today Netflix shares are down one hundred and five fucking dollars, that’s nearly a quarter of yesterday’s price! All the Wall Street – Tards say this is because they are forecasting lower... Continue reading
Posted Oct 16, 2014 at AdScam/The Horror!