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George Parker
Boise, Idaho.
Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!
Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.
Recent Activity
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I wrote about the New Yorker piece... "How the Math Men overthrew the Mad Men," yesterday. Now, MoreAboutAdvertising informs us that the author of the piece, Ken Auletta will be interviewing the Poisoned Dwarf in the upcoming Cannes Fuckfest Festival... Continue reading
Posted 18 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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You've probably heard by now that in "Deadpool" Ryan Reynolds says... "Looks are everything. You ever heard David Beckham speak? It's like he mouth sexed a can of helium." Now Deadpool shows up at Beckham's house to apologize. Quite funny... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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Great piece in The New Yorker... "How the Math Men overthrew the Mad Men." Lots of good stuff, including this... In the advertising world, Big Data is the Holy Grail, because it enables marketers to target messages to individuals rather... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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I never cease to be amazed by the weirdness of the Fourth Reich. The day after the Santa Fe, Texas school shooting in which ten people were gunned down, I was coming out of my local supermarket when I was... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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In his infinite wisdom Stephen over at MoreAboutAdvertising, has asked me, along with others, If I can tear myself away from Harry and Meghan, to share my views on the upcoming Cannes "Festival of Fucktardliness." You can read it all... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Unless you've been living under a rock for the past few days, you've probably heard about the controversy over "Yanny" and "Laurel." Obviously, a lot of people with fuck all else to do have been going nuts over an audio... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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During a House Science Committee hearing Wednesday on how technology can be used to address climate change, Rep. Mo Brooks, R-Ala., stated that rising sea levels were not a product of climbing temperatures but of fragments of earth tumbling into... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I had to laugh when I read that Fox News just named its first female CEO: Suzanne Scott, who has worked there since its founding. Fox is obviously trying to break with the past after the sexual harassment scandals involving... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Most campaigns relying on sports celebrities are shit.. I know, I worked on a couple in my early Mad Man days using rigidly wooden cretins such as "Steve Dumbrowski" line backer for the New York jets to pimp "Rise" shaving... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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The Poisoned Dwarf continues to give speeches all over the world. Speaking at yet another New York conference he was asked about his future plans. He was quoted as saying...he will look at where are the opportunities from a technology... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Have you seen the pathetic campaign currently running for Wells Fargo Bank. A load of bullshit and vacuous promises about better service, commitment and dedication to the local community. Listen guys, you stole from thousands of customers and if you... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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You know all the hoopla about the wonders of facial recognition technology. It's a load of old bollocks. Over in the UK, London cops' facial recognition kit has only correctly identified two people to date – neither of whom were... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Following on from my post of yesterday about the unfortunate demise of Tom Wolfe, here's a wonderful interview of him in Time magazine referring to his love of white suits... In your books you pay meticulous attention to what people... Continue reading
Posted May 15, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Sad news indeed to read that Tom Wolfe is dead at 88. "The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test," was one of the books that made the biggest impression on me and determined my mastery of prose and erudition. (That's a fucking... Continue reading
Posted May 15, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Over at WPP the shareholders are revolting. (Except me with my five shares.) Not long ago WPP Chairman Roberto Quarta rather dismissively told an analyst that the company wasn’t going to divulge the details surrounding what the firm had called... Continue reading
Posted May 15, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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I am sure that the steel workers and miners that Der Trumpf promised he would bring back their jobs, must be thrilled shitless to hear that he is going to bring back 75,000 jobs... In China. Yes, fucking China. No... Continue reading
Posted May 14, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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I get tons of emails from companies and their PR agents touting the latest and greatest in digital jiggery pokery. But today I got one that really made me sit up and think "Now there's a truly great idea." A... Continue reading
Posted May 14, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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If you ever needed proof that golf is a game played by cretins and followed by fucktards who wet their pants every time they think about Tiger Woods... Just look at the furor in the press over the fact that... Continue reading
Posted May 14, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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We know all about the hoopla around North Korea's intention to blow up its nuclear testing site and dismantle everything associated with it... Then I read this on Slashdog.com... The AP also reports that at a ruling party meeting last... Continue reading
Posted May 13, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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In case you missed it, last night the world's most stupid contest was happening... Yes, the Eurovision Song Contest took place in Portugal and was beamed via television into the homes of millions of European cretins. This annual fuck fest... Continue reading
Posted May 13, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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The Obama-era net neutrality rules will officially end on June 11, the Federal Communications Commission said on Friday. This means that broadband providers -- at least in most states -- will be free to censor sites, slow down apps, and... Continue reading
Posted May 12, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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McCain's daughter posted this on Friday... "The other thing I want to say is that, Kelly [Sadler], here's a little news flash. And this may be a bit intense for 11 o'clock in the morning on a Friday, but: We're... Continue reading
Posted May 11, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Did you know that this year is the fiftieth anniversary of moving London Bridge to Lake Havasu in Arizona. Robert McCulloch, the developer creating Lake Havasu City paid $2,460,000 for the bridge and $7 million to have its granite blocks... Continue reading
Posted May 11, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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In the truth is stranger than fiction category, news that scientists at Penn State University have developed a "Cloaking Device" which like the one in Star Wars can make things disappear. This Invisibility Cloak will only work underwater presently, but... Continue reading
Posted May 11, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Yet another social media piece of shit hits the dust. News yesterday that Klout, the social media scoring service is pulling the plug. These wankers invented the "Klout Score," which professed to measure a person's online influence based on their... Continue reading
Posted May 10, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!