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gorillabuns
dysfunctional, hystronic and lazy.
Interests: nothing.
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I just unfriended someone on Facebook. I have to say, this was the first time in 8 years I've done such an act. The last person I did so was because she a crack addict and I had just lost... Continue reading
Posted Jan 22, 2017 at Gorillabuns
This weekend I read this excerpt from Patton Oswalt about death and the shit we are supposed to believe after someone passes away unexpected. **as if you really plan on anyone dying on you.** Patton Oswalt Telling Oswalt that “everything... Continue reading
Posted Nov 7, 2016 at Gorillabuns
"For the love of God can you people put your dogs in your homes at night!" - signed by a neighbor on our neighborhood chat Two cops shot while responding to burglary call Two NYPD cops were shot in the... Continue reading
Posted Nov 4, 2016 at Gorillabuns
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Note to self: Quit volunteering to do and produce stuff for free when you a) don't have time b) don't feel it c) need to sleep more than 5 hours a night d) look 50 because of lack of sleep... Continue reading
Posted Nov 3, 2016 at Gorillabuns
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I styled a wedding this past month for family. I would NEVER go out on a limb and say I am a wedding planner even though, I have a Graphic Design Degree, been in 30 weddings, worked for a florist... Continue reading
Posted Nov 2, 2016 at Gorillabuns
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Excuse my shitty picture. I think I've dropped my phone one time too many. Frankly, I'm too cheap to purchase a new one these days. to drop. again. Besides, I REALLY don't want to find and download my apps again... Continue reading
Posted Nov 1, 2016 at Gorillabuns
This tweet made me blow my drink onto the screen tonight. granted, I know it's old, but damn, I'm not ready to end my shit just yet. I haven't organized my spice cabinet to par just yet. or put my... Continue reading
Posted Jul 28, 2016 at Gorillabuns
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Man, just how old is that header up there? 5 years old? Maybe? Man, just how old is this site? 11 years? like any day now.... Man, how old am I? Never mind on answering that stupid question. Apparently, old... Continue reading
Posted Jul 6, 2016 at Gorillabuns
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I gotta say, it is never a good sign when you try to login into your account to your blog, you have to input 7 passwords and then have to reset the damn thing because, dude, what is this place... Continue reading
Posted Jun 8, 2016 at Gorillabuns
Someone asked me today about the tattoo on my left wrist. I so happened to be working in a school office today instead of hiding underneath my covers hiding from the ultimate D-day of all days of the year. "What... Continue reading
Posted Apr 12, 2016 at Gorillabuns
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It seems I'm really an obsessive person. With a truly lazy component added to the mix. Mainly because, naps are KING! and I haven't taken my Thyroid meds for months now because my pharmacy isn't open at the crack of... Continue reading
Posted Mar 23, 2016 at Gorillabuns
Post started February 4th but never finished: I wouldn't suggest....... debating the evidence from "Making a Murderer" with the dude selling me my stash at a local liquor store. everyone has an opinion and Holy Hanna! If you can't argue... Continue reading
Posted Mar 10, 2016 at Gorillabuns
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I was asked to write a post/commentary on parents volunteering without being Helicopter Parents in Middle School. You know how hard it is for me to write for a particular subject? I am a total stream-of-conscious writer and rarely if... Continue reading
Posted Jan 25, 2016 at Gorillabuns
I've been watching a slew of peeps who are committing to writing daily. We all know since I have the force of many secret agents in my midst of smoke and mirrors as well as my inability to commit to... Continue reading
Posted Jan 6, 2016 at Gorillabuns
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Think of the most gut-clenching and offensive sandwiches one could maybe try to consume or stomach, say, liverwurst? pimento and cheese? Headcheese? We've been offered every delicacy as of late. Every day presents us with a new and improved disgusting... Continue reading
Posted Dec 13, 2015 at Gorillabuns
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I took on a long-termish sub position with one of the girl's school until Christmas. I guess I was high when I said yes because, LORT! I am beyond over-taxed. The plus? I haven't cooked for awhile. The plus? I... Continue reading
Posted Nov 29, 2015 at Gorillabuns
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May the recorder die a bitter death. Not the old-school voice tape recorder (in which I pretended I was interviewing Rick Springfield for days and hours on end while playing his records in between sound bites because, Oh, yes!!! "Success... Continue reading
Posted Nov 9, 2015 at Gorillabuns
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I was going to start Nanowrimo this month and realized, oops! It's the 8th! I forgot all about committing to such an endeavor. My restart of taking a picture of the day because otherwise, I don't take pictures at all!!!... Continue reading
Posted Nov 8, 2015 at Gorillabuns
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In the beginning.... The beginning of this little spot... here... in the world full of vast narcissism (ahem...mine withstanding) was my own little world. When I hit *send* 10.5 years ago, I was virtually alone. Documenting being a new mother,... Continue reading
Posted Oct 17, 2015 at Gorillabuns
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While shopping for something to drink besides tainted water for our household the other day, we ran into the local Walmarts. I do really try to not shop at this particular location because of the happenstance of getting shanked in... Continue reading
Posted Jul 20, 2015 at Gorillabuns
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Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been 40 days since my last confessional. Well, actually, after seven tries, I was finally able to get into this site. Not because there was a weird cryptic, governmental bug crashing... Continue reading
Posted Jun 4, 2015 at Gorillabuns
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Hi. I'm not dead. Nor am I on Big Brother. Mainly because of this photo Rich snapped of me Easter Eve. I'm not vain but.... GOOD GOD!!! I look like shit sleeping. I couldn't imagine myself on all of the... Continue reading
Posted Apr 24, 2015 at Gorillabuns
For my birthday, some days ago, Rich surprised me (GOD! I HATE surprises....) with a mandatory interview with the powers that be at Big Brother. It seems they were having an open casting call close to us. I was told... Continue reading
Posted Mar 12, 2015 at Gorillabuns
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Well, I would totally hate to miss my once a month posting schedule therefore, I feel compelled to post. Something. My old ass turned 29 this past weekend. My daughter has informed in a subtle way.... I need a waddlectomy.... Continue reading
Posted Mar 4, 2015 at Gorillabuns
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"I have to bug out for awhile. All of your fabulousity lives are really starting to depress me." - signed me. the ever depressed and full-to-the-rim-of-brim-bullshit. go look up that last line up if you are say, 84. I'm sure... Continue reading
Posted Feb 9, 2015 at Gorillabuns