Wow Jeff - I really am not setting out to troll, but seriously... does your wife read the blog? I am not sure the exact, technical, stackoverflow.com accepted factual definition of "Trophy Wife" - but seriously, publicly stating that you are still waiting for that (and a jet)... not cool dude. OK - maybe waiting for the Jet is cool. My prediction: Jeff has to pay up, hire a babysitter and spend a relaxing vacation in Bermuda with his now publicly recognized "Better than a Trophy Wife" before the year has ended. Just please hold back on the pasty programmer pictures. Think of the children.

While I to have gone through the Leatherman Squirt S and P series - I have come to love the ES4: The electrician version. The pliers are still present (mostly) as are some rudimentary cutters, as well as wire strippers in 12,14,16,18,20 gauges... all in the same loving package that the Squirt has delivered for years. Heck, put it on an Amazon wishlist and I might even just pony up and buy you one, it's the least I could do after all the service you have done over the years. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0032Y4IUE/