"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."

This is just so awesome. Ireland, Ross, LaMontelle and the Pussyhammer ladies, Dansby chancleta's, Hartline not able to catch standing up, cocky rookie QB with blonde model wife, Vontae's voice, Sean Smiths hands and tweets, 400 fat guys who we drafted in the 2nd Rd and cant play and a psychotic fan base....so great.

Goddamn those tits are magnificent...I have nothing clever or funny to say...just..damn.