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"The comments by Spo and Wade are just peacekeeping in the locker room, nothing more."
I think the Cap'n hit the nail on the head. Well done New Yorker.
ASK IRA: Is Wade in Beasley's corner?
Q: How will Michael Beasley ever succeed in Miami with comments like this from Wade: "I'm sure there are going to be times I'm out there and will say, 'Get Udonis in and sit Michael down.' " -- Lance. A: Because Michael then will watch what makes Udonis a finisher and hopefully emulate that down...
Hey Chris:
Gallinari needs to start immediately. I was about to say Milicic needs to start at the 5, but that was before he got hurt. The need more size in a big, big way.
Heat 115, Knicks 93
Observations from Wednesday's 115-93 victory over the Knicks at AmericanAirlines Arena: A rough start for Dwyane Wade, who shot 2 of 9 in his six-point first quarter. He was 4 of 12 in an 11-point first half. For once, he wasn't positively essential against the Knicks. He eventually warmed up, ...
"He's should be an energy guy, like Flava Flav."
Comedic platinum Mike. Well played.
Lineup choice: Column A or Column B
At least Erik Spoelstra was candid Monday, even if it does screw around with your fantasy draft. He isn't revealing his starting lineup until the day of Wednesday's season opener.While that means two more days of speculation, you can't really argue with the reasoning. "It's not that I'm tryi...
We would've beat the Hawks if we scored more than them.
Lineup choice: Column A or Column B
At least Erik Spoelstra was candid Monday, even if it does screw around with your fantasy draft. He isn't revealing his starting lineup until the day of Wednesday's season opener.While that means two more days of speculation, you can't really argue with the reasoning. "It's not that I'm tryi...
"I have neither read, heard, or seen anything to dissuade me from the notion that Jermaine will continue to struggle on this team."
I have neither read, heard, or seen anything to dissuade me from the notion that Haslem will ever be better than the 32nd best starting PF in the NBA. Haslem is what he is, and that ain't much. (unfortunately I do agree with your Jermaine notion, however)
Lineup choice: Column A or Column B
At least Erik Spoelstra was candid Monday, even if it does screw around with your fantasy draft. He isn't revealing his starting lineup until the day of Wednesday's season opener.While that means two more days of speculation, you can't really argue with the reasoning. "It's not that I'm tryi...
"For all of you old school Heat fans would you rather have Bimbo Coles in his prime or Mario Chalmers as your starting point guard this year?"
C: None of the above.
Lineup choice: Column A or Column B
At least Erik Spoelstra was candid Monday, even if it does screw around with your fantasy draft. He isn't revealing his starting lineup until the day of Wednesday's season opener.While that means two more days of speculation, you can't really argue with the reasoning. "It's not that I'm tryi...
I already sold the trailer slledge....your mom was begging me to sell her the damm thing so I caved and let her have it. Now I'm homeless....can I borrow your bike?
Five-man weave: Nothing sewn up
At the start of training camp, we profiled five players and discussed how they could be swing votes when it comes to how Dwyane Wade and the Heat fares this season. Now, with camp over and the regular season only days away, we take a look back at those five, updating our assessment based on the ...
"Watch out with the Celts this season."
I really look forward to watching out with the Celts this year. I think I'm gonna get league pass just to watch out with them.
Thanks slledge. You're so informative.
Five-man weave: Nothing sewn up
At the start of training camp, we profiled five players and discussed how they could be swing votes when it comes to how Dwyane Wade and the Heat fares this season. Now, with camp over and the regular season only days away, we take a look back at those five, updating our assessment based on the ...
I piss on Kenyon Martin, and Blake Griffin.
Five-man weave: Nothing sewn up
At the start of training camp, we profiled five players and discussed how they could be swing votes when it comes to how Dwyane Wade and the Heat fares this season. Now, with camp over and the regular season only days away, we take a look back at those five, updating our assessment based on the ...
"with SuperSoft Beasley"
I knew you loved Beasley's hair, slledge, as do I. It's the reason I watch the Heat, that's for sure.
Five-man weave: Nothing sewn up
At the start of training camp, we profiled five players and discussed how they could be swing votes when it comes to how Dwyane Wade and the Heat fares this season. Now, with camp over and the regular season only days away, we take a look back at those five, updating our assessment based on the ...
Now please remind me how did Beas get hurt again?
i know it wasn't dunking. lol
Posted by: Pay Per View aka Dr. EVIL... | October 26, 2009 at 10:27 AM
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You're obviously not a Heat fan, you little b!tch-a$$ troll.
Five-man weave: Nothing sewn up
At the start of training camp, we profiled five players and discussed how they could be swing votes when it comes to how Dwyane Wade and the Heat fares this season. Now, with camp over and the regular season only days away, we take a look back at those five, updating our assessment based on the ...
"Spoelstra continued: "Of course, we decided to go with another talentless white guy who doesn't belong in this league, but can sit at the end of our bench and cost us money . . ."
Helium, you're not a racist are you? Are white guys the only talentless, bench-riding guys in the NBA?
What's worse? A talentless white guy who works his a$$ off but can't get on the court cuz he lacks the vert, or a talented black guy who relies on his athleticism, but is too lazy to put in the work to better his career? Not really sure the answer.....
Hawks 92, Heat 87
Observations from Thursday's 92-87 exhibition loss to the Hawks at Veterans Memorial Arena in Jacksonville: Mario Chalmers again did little to distinguish himself, other than to again make Mike Bibby look youthful. He also committed a foul on a Marvin Williams midcourt heave at the halftime buz...
"Kiddo Beasley better hit the gym as hard as he's hitting the bong for the Heat to have a shot."
+100 cuz I love bongs...
Apparently, the Heat actually will have a 2010-11 payroll
With Tuesday's decision to pick up the 2010-11 rookie-scale options on Michael Beasley and Daequan Cook, the Heat at least will have something more tangible than minimum-wage help beyond the max-level hired guns it plans to add next summer. Until Tuesday, the Heat had exactly $1,856,000 of gu...
Why should the Heat tank? So they can get a 2nd overall pick and bench the mofo cuz he can't play defense? I'll pass, thanks for asking.
Apparently, the Heat actually will have a 2010-11 payroll
With Tuesday's decision to pick up the 2010-11 rookie-scale options on Michael Beasley and Daequan Cook, the Heat at least will have something more tangible than minimum-wage help beyond the max-level hired guns it plans to add next summer. Until Tuesday, the Heat had exactly $1,856,000 of gu...
Lucky Charms give you a greenish/grayish result in the next mornings' affairs...not pretty. But I eat 'em anyway.
The Jermaine O'Neal waiting game
Three games. Three injuries. Three rebounds per game. And yet, Jermaine O'Neal says not to worry, that the summer spent in Tim Grover's Chicago gym will pay dividends when the lights come on for real on opening night a week from Wednesday against the Knicks.Already, there has been a foot injury,...
"Singing kumbayah before games doesn't make your team better."
It doesn't make your team worse, either. Everybody has their own way to get up for games, stay loose, or get mentally focused. Just look at Kobe....self-fellating before games has done absolute wonders for him and his career.
Continuity? Not even close for Heat
The countdown is about to begin, with Sunday just 10 days before the Oct. 28 regular-season opener against the New York Knicks. Yet since the preseason opener, back on Oct. 5, the Heat has not had its projected starting lineup intact, let alone any semblance of a rotation. Granted, injuries hav...
LeB!tch can sukk it. The day he wills his team to an NBA title against a superior team, and does it with greater impact than Jordan EVER did, you can then, and only then, say he's better than Wade.
Until then you can STFU and save the arguments for the housewives.
Continuity? Not even close for Heat
The countdown is about to begin, with Sunday just 10 days before the Oct. 28 regular-season opener against the New York Knicks. Yet since the preseason opener, back on Oct. 5, the Heat has not had its projected starting lineup intact, let alone any semblance of a rotation. Granted, injuries hav...
"You got those funny shaped balloons for sale?"
"Not unless you think round is funny."
Continuity? Not even close for Heat
The countdown is about to begin, with Sunday just 10 days before the Oct. 28 regular-season opener against the New York Knicks. Yet since the preseason opener, back on Oct. 5, the Heat has not had its projected starting lineup intact, let alone any semblance of a rotation. Granted, injuries hav...
I'm the quadruple hitta quitta...and i'm out.
Anthony making his mark in the middle
Could it be, finally, after such a lengthy wait, a Heat big-man prospect who turns into a legitimate product? Joel Anthony is no Earl Barron, Loren Woods, Ken Johnson or Ernest Brown. And while he might not be ready to be anointed the next Ike Austin, the third-year shot-blocker has shown signs ...
Beasley just needs to learn the old adage: If one cares to receive a pass, one must first learn to throw a pass. IOW, pass Wade the ball more and he'll pass it back more.
Anthony making his mark in the middle
Could it be, finally, after such a lengthy wait, a Heat big-man prospect who turns into a legitimate product? Joel Anthony is no Earl Barron, Loren Woods, Ken Johnson or Ernest Brown. And while he might not be ready to be anointed the next Ike Austin, the third-year shot-blocker has shown signs ...
Beasley getting hot in games makes like soooo much easier for Wade. If someone other than Wade is droppin 20 ppg nightly, woowee that would be some $hit right there. Wade's space would go from inside an elevator to outside in central park....ahhhhhh!
Anthony making his mark in the middle
Could it be, finally, after such a lengthy wait, a Heat big-man prospect who turns into a legitimate product? Joel Anthony is no Earl Barron, Loren Woods, Ken Johnson or Ernest Brown. And while he might not be ready to be anointed the next Ike Austin, the third-year shot-blocker has shown signs ...
I hear Australian girls really dig american guys....hell yeah!
Anthony making his mark in the middle
Could it be, finally, after such a lengthy wait, a Heat big-man prospect who turns into a legitimate product? Joel Anthony is no Earl Barron, Loren Woods, Ken Johnson or Ernest Brown. And while he might not be ready to be anointed the next Ike Austin, the third-year shot-blocker has shown signs ...
Prolly not gonna be any video feed/link tonight, eh. That royally sucks. They pay Mark Blount $10 million a year to play in the NBA, but gotdamm they can't seem to muster the dough to broadcast a pre-season game. Someone please help me understand. Thanks in advance.
Thunder 96, Heat 91
Observations from Wednesday's 96-91 exhibition loss to the Thunder at the BOK Center in Tulsa, Okla.: Michael Beasley (pictured below) was terrific, arguably as good as he's looked in a Heat uniform. He opened 6 of 7 from the field and had 20 points within the opening minutes of the third qua...
"if anyone is worried about scores in exhibition games,, esp without d.wade,, they need to get a life...."
I once scored during an exhibition game. She was a Knick fan, so I really let her have it. B!tch.
Thunder 96, Heat 91
Observations from Wednesday's 96-91 exhibition loss to the Thunder at the BOK Center in Tulsa, Okla.: Michael Beasley (pictured below) was terrific, arguably as good as he's looked in a Heat uniform. He opened 6 of 7 from the field and had 20 points within the opening minutes of the third qua...
"This roster is flawed, just like last year, and bound by the retardation of its head coach."
+100. Cuts like a knife and almost poetic.
Thunder 96, Heat 91
Observations from Wednesday's 96-91 exhibition loss to the Thunder at the BOK Center in Tulsa, Okla.: Michael Beasley (pictured below) was terrific, arguably as good as he's looked in a Heat uniform. He opened 6 of 7 from the field and had 20 points within the opening minutes of the third qua...
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