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Brooklyn's Tits > The Dude sitting in front of a heap of laundry....happy belated Dude
Weekender: Brooklyn'd!
Thanks again for all the birthday wishes, Nation! Here, on twitter and on facebook as well. Jesus I can't get away from you people. In gratitude, I give you Brooklyn Decker's 2011 SI swimsuit photos as your Weekender girl. (See all her SI pics here) Also, I figured you'd had enough of staring ...
haha, thats an AWESOME drunk Shockey story lmao
Dolphins Actually Do Something Football-y
Your Miami Dolphins went ahead today and placed the franchise tag on formerly-obese-and-useless-but-after-I-kicked-some-decent-ass-last-season-suddenly-I'm-irreplaceable Paul Soliai. We're talking major cheddar here: $12.5mil for just one season (thanks, Albert Haynesworth). The team has b...
haha, i ran into Shockey on my bday a couple of yrs ago at Sandbar in the Grove, cool guy, i in no way would wanna fight that guy, u have ball of adamantium my dear DRK
Dolphins Actually Do Something Football-y
Your Miami Dolphins went ahead today and placed the franchise tag on formerly-obese-and-useless-but-after-I-kicked-some-decent-ass-last-season-suddenly-I'm-irreplaceable Paul Soliai. We're talking major cheddar here: $12.5mil for just one season (thanks, Albert Haynesworth). The team has b...
HOLY JEEZUZ MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!
Weekender: Fraulein McBoobies!
I’M ALIVE! Sorry about the lack of posts from me here at FN, Nation. The man has me shackled with his “rules” and “responsibilities” and “bills” and “feed your kids” and shit. I’ve been swamped. But I’m here to kick off my 2011 Weekender in style. So you can unclench your sphincters now. Poin...
http://www.filehurricane.com/photos/64200835709PM_1new_jb_pic.jpg
lol
Weekender: Smiley Smile Edition
I was looking up the cover for the Beach Boys 1967 album 'Smiley Smile' and this photo came up. Beats the fuck outta me buuuuut have a good weekend, Nation.
holy fuck balls, we're all going to jail for this...& im ok wit that
Weekender: Smiley Smile Edition
I was looking up the cover for the Beach Boys 1967 album 'Smiley Smile' and this photo came up. Beats the fuck outta me buuuuut have a good weekend, Nation.
yo, u aint fukin around, u busted out a 36oz Easton, thats hate lol..now the doldrums officially begin, YAY!!! FML
Steelers Comeuppance Personified
Well, ain't that just a hell of a bitch when your obnoxiously fanbased team that has had WAY too much referee-attributed success just all of a sudden gets gobbled up by MIKE FUCKING MCCARTHY outsmarting your team and gameplan (ya know, running out of a 5-wide spread and limiting your DPOY to ...
thats, thats, uh, thats, um, wow, thats disturbing
Hey Buddy...
(in very creepy, effeminate voice) .... I'll see you Friday. Now...if you don't mind...I'm going to get back to skinning cats and rubbing my black and gold penis over torn-out pictures of Justin Bieber in Bop! magazine. Here we go, Steeeealerrrtthsss. Here we go! / licks lips
i cant wait to see it DRK, it shall be epic..and oh yea, i almost forgot..FUCK YOU JETS!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Was It All Just A Bad Dream?
Thank you, Steelers. Now kindly lose a heartbreaking game to the Packers because of bad officiating. And, as always, FUCK YOU JETS!
i was born in '84, my old man was never a big football fan, i never got to see him in person, i hate myself for it every day more and more lol
The Miami Dolphins Kool-Aid Acid Test
Look, shit has been rather bleak around here lately - so in an effort to lighten things up - I asked star commenter Greg from Delray to tell us about the time he took LSD and went to a Dolphins game. I remember him mentioning this on Twitter some time ago and I thought it might get our minds ...
FUCK THIS GOD DAMN FUKIN PIECE OF SHIT TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! GGGGAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/runs away flailing arms in the air
// runs past The Dude with his pants on fire
/// trips over DRK's lifeless body and his gun
//// uses the gun...
Dolphins ALLEGEDLY Hire Brian Daboll as New OC
As reported darn near everywhere, the Dolphins have continued an uninspiring offseason by apparently adding an uninspiring offensive coordinator. Brian Daboll - seen here demonstrating how much the offense will move per down during his tenure - has signed on to the Miami Dolphins Circus Shit...
oh there will be pictures TA!!!
How We Suck Balls, By the Numbers!
The Sun-Sentinel's Dave Hyde allowed our very own star commenter CK (aka Chris Kouffman) to take over his blog today with CK's take on why the Dolphins offense is so godamn shitacular. CK, if you haven't noticed, loves him some stats. And he loves to break down game-film. Also, CK owns a beer...
good shit CK, Henne sucks, period, end of story...oh and my neighbor from NY wont stop talkin shit to me, he's sooooo gettin a bag full of shit in his front step, it shall be epic
How We Suck Balls, By the Numbers!
The Sun-Sentinel's Dave Hyde allowed our very own star commenter CK (aka Chris Kouffman) to take over his blog today with CK's take on why the Dolphins offense is so godamn shitacular. CK, if you haven't noticed, loves him some stats. And he loves to break down game-film. Also, CK owns a beer...
im all for the epicness of the party, but i say we fukin forget about the god damn tailgate, we just go watch it at a bar or at the same house cuz fuck i really bdont wanna go watch a god damn game next yr, i rather fukin boycott every fukin game and show that fukin Goblin how huge of a mistake he's made..i want that fukin asshole to notice all the empty seats every fukin game
Weekender: Unlike the Dolphins...
...we go into the weekend with our shit together. So here's Eva Angelina up top. Why? I don't know. Maybe because I jerked it to a porn of hers the other day for old time's sake and, unlike the Dolphins, I felt very good about that. And below, a very nipply Kate Beckinsale. Such a beauti...
@ DRK
if we doin 90mph we gotta hit that Black and blunt 1st!!!..we go big or go home!!!
A Modest Proposal
JUST SIT THE FUCK DOWN, TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR THE WEEKEND, YOU STUPID FUCKS!!! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
btw im still crackin up like a fool at "wwaapeeeen!" lmao!!!!!
A Modest Proposal
JUST SIT THE FUCK DOWN, TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR THE WEEKEND, YOU STUPID FUCKS!!! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
u got it!!!!..and i got like 6 tokens for the batting cages in some drawer in my house!!
A Modest Proposal
JUST SIT THE FUCK DOWN, TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR THE WEEKEND, YOU STUPID FUCKS!!! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
The hill at Tropical Park DRK, it'll make everything better
A Modest Proposal
JUST SIT THE FUCK DOWN, TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR THE WEEKEND, YOU STUPID FUCKS!!! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
FUCK THIS ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!! GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
A Modest Proposal
JUST SIT THE FUCK DOWN, TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR THE WEEKEND, YOU STUPID FUCKS!!! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
i hope everyone is ready for the same bullshit we've been seeing for the last 3 yrs, more fist pumping for fieldgoals, more dumping off to the checkdowns, more of not knowing wtf to do with Brandon Marshall, more "lets pound the ball and squeeze out some wins", this is BS, i hope for the next couple of yrs, the Patriots and the Jets win Super Bowls in alternating seasons, so that Stephen Ross can fukin realize that his lil "side show" he calls the Miami Dolphins is a fukin joke, bringing in fukin JLo and the Williams sisters as owners was a fukin joke, plastering fukin Britto art all over the god damn stadium is such a fukin embarrasing display of pussy shit!!!!...this is a fukin NFL team, not some lil fukin parade u doll up with flowers and shit b4 u hit the streets..fuck this team, fuck Sparano and his lack of having balls to try to win games, fuck Bill Parcells for making this team worse in the past couple of yrs, fuck Stephen Ross the most for being such a fukin idiot!!!!..FUCK THE MIAMI DOLPHINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/ rant over
// walks away peacefully into the night
FN Proudly Presents Your 2011 Miami Dolphins!
You can just play this endlessly on a loop from about...ooooh..April? til late December or so. YAAAAHOOOEEEY!
im wit u Dude, i think that he will be diff than that fuck wad Saban, this guy is also offensive minded, unlike Cowher or Saban, which means we could retain Nolan, cuz that guy has done work with this D, so yea, im all for Harbaugh coming here, GO GOBLIN GO!!!!!!!!!
The Goblin's Onna Plane!
Unless you've been trapped under a very fat person in the last twelve hours, you by now know that Stephen Ross hopped on his LOOK AT ME I'M A BILLIONAIRE WEEEEEEE!!! private jet to put a full court goblin press on Jim Harbaugh to be our next coach. And I gotta say, I FUCKING LOVE THAT SHIT! I'...
NOT. HAPPENING.
"I Love Slowpoke Team Captains, Buuuut...."
Jason LaCanfora is reporting that the Hobgoblin has had some preliminary talks with John Jim Harbaugh about becoming the head coach of your Miami Field Goal Kickers. To quote reader David Canseco's joke: "Oh dear god I hope Jim Harbaugh's mom was not a prostitute"
FUCK. THIS. TEAM. !!!!!!.
Dolphins-Bills Open Thread
We're at home. Let's fucking try and act like it. Fuck or walk.
fuck this old guy, fuck Henne, fuck Sal Alosi, fuck anyone who is ahead of The Kraken in the pro bowl ballots, fuck this team for me loving them, fuck having to sign in to comment...ok, i think i vented enough for a day
That'll Learn Ya!
Looks like Thursdays with Henning just got real. Because, according to the Sun-Sentinel's Mike Berardino, that crazy old fart just threw Chad Henne under the bus during his weekly talk with the press. Here's a sampling: This was the first time I can remember Henning being so openly critical o...
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