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Conan The Dunce-arian
In my city there lives a man. And educated man. An educating man. Freshly made principal of the High School just this year. He grew up in this city. My wife remembers sitting behind him in Junior High.He started his... Continue reading
Posted Jan 23, 2013 at DadCentric
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Fairy Dusted
Posted Oct 17, 2012 at DadCentric
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That would be called kidnapping Cheryl. And yes.
Commented Oct 4, 2012 on The Best at DadCentric
The Best
I could hear it as we strode down the hall. We took our place at the end of the line. We entered through the big swinging doors and the sound ripped into me. My eyes watered and my head thrummed with it. I almost lost my footing. My nose bled. I steadied myself with the help of a large blue po...
Well, as long as they were someones.
Commented Oct 4, 2012 on The Best at DadCentric
The Best
I could hear it as we strode down the hall. We took our place at the end of the line. We entered through the big swinging doors and the sound ripped into me. My eyes watered and my head thrummed with it. I almost lost my footing. My nose bled. I steadied myself with the help of a large blue po...
The Best
Posted Oct 3, 2012 at DadCentric
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DC News Report: Chicago Teachers Demand Mo' Money, Less Problems
Dateline Chicago: The streets of Chicago ran argyle today as the teachers of the city took to them to demand soaring salaries and shorter days. "It's all about da Benjamins, baby!" Screeched 47 year old 9th grade Civics teacher Mary... Continue reading
Posted Sep 12, 2012 at DadCentric
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Killjoy.
Commented Aug 30, 2012 on Shower Scene at DadCentric
Shower Scene
The bathroom was warm and clean and busy. Bright white tiles and light wooden partitions. Men coming and going. Taking showers in one of the three shower stalls or leaving their leavings in one of the other accoutrement built for that purpose. The boy and I waited our turn. Three days of campi...
Im beginning to understand why some people never take off their shirts.
Commented Aug 30, 2012 on Shower Scene at DadCentric
Shower Scene
The bathroom was warm and clean and busy. Bright white tiles and light wooden partitions. Men coming and going. Taking showers in one of the three shower stalls or leaving their leavings in one of the other accoutrement built for that purpose. The boy and I waited our turn. Three days of campi...
Wisdom, you have.
Commented Aug 29, 2012 on Shower Scene at DadCentric
Shower Scene
The bathroom was warm and clean and busy. Bright white tiles and light wooden partitions. Men coming and going. Taking showers in one of the three shower stalls or leaving their leavings in one of the other accoutrement built for that purpose. The boy and I waited our turn. Three days of campi...
CMBO (Crying My Boobies Off).
Commented Aug 29, 2012 on Shower Scene at DadCentric
Shower Scene
The bathroom was warm and clean and busy. Bright white tiles and light wooden partitions. Men coming and going. Taking showers in one of the three shower stalls or leaving their leavings in one of the other accoutrement built for that purpose. The boy and I waited our turn. Three days of campi...
Shower Scene
Posted Aug 24, 2012 at DadCentric
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Missed it by that much
Posted Aug 15, 2012 at DadCentric
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Lucky Duck
Posted Aug 1, 2012 at DadCentric
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Razzle. Hold the Dazzle.
Posted Jul 4, 2012 at DadCentric
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Movie Time
Posted Jun 27, 2012 at DadCentric
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Naw. That post is entitled F-F-F -Fu AAAAAAAHHHHHHGG-what?
Commented Jun 14, 2012 on Secrets at DadCentric
Secrets
Secrets. Tiny, twisted, gremlins, gnawing at your conscience. Whispered giggles of surprises yet to come. Nagging itches between your shoulder blades. Kept or sold. Shared or hoarded. Left to fester or dragged into the light of day. We are all formed in part by our secrets. "Are they sleeping?...
Im funny, shes poignant.
Commented Jun 14, 2012 on Secrets at DadCentric
Secrets
Secrets. Tiny, twisted, gremlins, gnawing at your conscience. Whispered giggles of surprises yet to come. Nagging itches between your shoulder blades. Kept or sold. Shared or hoarded. Left to fester or dragged into the light of day. We are all formed in part by our secrets. "Are they sleeping?...
We cant have those things hidden around the house because if we did Id be replying to your comment from dead.
Commented Jun 14, 2012 on Secrets at DadCentric
Secrets
Secrets. Tiny, twisted, gremlins, gnawing at your conscience. Whispered giggles of surprises yet to come. Nagging itches between your shoulder blades. Kept or sold. Shared or hoarded. Left to fester or dragged into the light of day. We are all formed in part by our secrets. "Are they sleeping?...
Secrets
Posted Jun 13, 2012 at DadCentric
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Good point.
Commented May 31, 2012 on The Peanut of Doom at DadCentric
The Peanut of Doom
"Daddy, When I'm a grown up, you'll be really old?" "Yep. When you're 25, I'll be . . . 59." "Wow. That's really old." "Yup. And when you're 39 like me, I'll be 78." "Really?" "Yup. And when you're 78,I'll be . . . 117." "That's older than a hundred!" "Yup, it is." "Daddy, I don't ever want to...
That sounds very tough. In our case at least, she didnt know MaPa all that well.
Commented May 31, 2012 on The Peanut of Doom at DadCentric
The Peanut of Doom
"Daddy, When I'm a grown up, you'll be really old?" "Yep. When you're 25, I'll be . . . 59." "Wow. That's really old." "Yup. And when you're 39 like me, I'll be 78." "Really?" "Yup. And when you're 78,I'll be . . . 117." "That's older than a hundred!" "Yup, it is." "Daddy, I don't ever want to...
Thanks a lot man. And I personally would never crack you open and dip you in butter. Those other red lobsters sure, but youre not like those lobsters . . . Wait, is that racist? Im uncomfortable.
Commented May 31, 2012 on The Peanut of Doom at DadCentric
The Peanut of Doom
"Daddy, When I'm a grown up, you'll be really old?" "Yep. When you're 25, I'll be . . . 59." "Wow. That's really old." "Yup. And when you're 39 like me, I'll be 78." "Really?" "Yup. And when you're 78,I'll be . . . 117." "That's older than a hundred!" "Yup, it is." "Daddy, I don't ever want to...
I dont know man. Some days the kids are total Stoics. Others, they cry at the thought of killing a lobster.
Commented May 30, 2012 on The Peanut of Doom at DadCentric
The Peanut of Doom
"Daddy, When I'm a grown up, you'll be really old?" "Yep. When you're 25, I'll be . . . 59." "Wow. That's really old." "Yup. And when you're 39 like me, I'll be 78." "Really?" "Yup. And when you're 78,I'll be . . . 117." "That's older than a hundred!" "Yup, it is." "Daddy, I don't ever want to...
I dont know man. Some days the kids are total Stoics. Others, they cry at the thought of killing a lobster.
Commented May 30, 2012 on The Peanut of Doom at DadCentric
The Peanut of Doom
"Daddy, When I'm a grown up, you'll be really old?" "Yep. When you're 25, I'll be . . . 59." "Wow. That's really old." "Yup. And when you're 39 like me, I'll be 78." "Really?" "Yup. And when you're 78,I'll be . . . 117." "That's older than a hundred!" "Yup, it is." "Daddy, I don't ever want to...
The Peanut of Doom
Posted May 30, 2012 at DadCentric
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