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If it's any consolation, here's a video of Mark Sanchez flinching like a lil bitch
http://youtu.be/q6WzajR2CUM
Worst Victory Monday Ever? You Bet!
Here's the latest We Are All Ray Feinga Records (#WAARF!) joint. Of all the videos we've put out, this one is my personal favorite. There are three reasons for this. 1. It's set to Radiohead. Radiohead is the balls. 2. It's about Jeff Ireland's ineptitude. 3. Fuck Jeff Ireland with a rabid bad...
You know what, if we're going to win, I want the Dolphins to blow the Chiefs out of the water and get Todd Haley fired!
Dolphins at Chiefs Open Thread
Talk it out.... "YOU GOT YOUR PEANUT BUTTER IN MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE!"
found another stream for y'all: http://smashing-tech.com/miami-dolphins-kansas-city-chiefs-live-stream/#
Dolphins at Chiefs Open Thread
Talk it out.... "YOU GOT YOUR PEANUT BUTTER IN MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE!"
damnit it just got taken down
Dolphins at Chiefs Open Thread
Talk it out.... "YOU GOT YOUR PEANUT BUTTER IN MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE!"
If you want to see the shenanigans, I found a stream: http://www.justin.tv/waterbottles9090#/w/2026051136
Dolphins at Chiefs Open Thread
Talk it out.... "YOU GOT YOUR PEANUT BUTTER IN MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE!"
Asses have been thoroughly kicked! /hyped
We Didn't Stop Tim Tebow! 2.0
What happens when you take reader Kevin Mayer's brilliant We Didn't Stop Tim Tebow song and give it to genius FN video editor Vinbob? AMAZEBALLS is what happens. Like peanut butter and chocolate, or strippers and coke, it was only right to combine the two.
This is totally off topic but now that Hank Williams is gone from MNF, I think it's time we lost the WWF attitude opener and implement a more meaningful opener like The Boys of Fall documentary song http://youtu.be/AlXDo5WhQXI. I'd love to see coaches give their motivational speeches, pregame prep, things that we don't normally see.
But Miami's case, don't show current shit. Just show Marino and Shula shooting lazer beams out of their eyes.
Nooooooo
With The Robot going down with a shoulder injury and possibly being lost for the season, the Dolphins reportedly have reached out to former Jaguars QB David Garrard and fomer Panthers QB Jake Delhomme: The Miami Dolphins were in discussions with quarterbacks David Garrard and Jake Delhomme th...
First time in the Sparano era that I'm not mad at the shitty loss. Having someone to look forward to changes everything.
Dolphins at Chargers Open Thread
Talk it out, bitches. #SuckForLuck
i am so sick of all the dropped passes. please for the love of god, catch the damn rock. i'd rather see bryan hartline do his shitty cat daddy touchdown dance(http://youtu.be/_2W0MnUkk0I) then fist pumps. oh man, how sick of the damn fist pumps...
Keys to the Game: Dolphins @ Browns
Ay Dios mio... Fans are upset. Fans are fighting players. Players are fighting each other. Fans are fighting media (well, Omar Kelly anyway). Brother vs brother. Friend vs friend. Punching your dad in the face for making you a Dolphins fan. It's bonkers out there! We're, what, 1-11 a...
This game really took a stab at the 10 year old fan inside of me. Picture a kid with a Dan Marino jersey, poster, bedsheets, trash can, stickers, magnets, and then imagine them getting shot in the face by a civil war cannon ball.
Keys To The Game: Texans @ Dolphins
Sorry we're a bit late on this but really there is only one 'key': FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS CHRIST, BEAT THIS FUCKING TEAM ALREADY! That's all. Prediction: Dolphins 24 - Texans 20 Go Dolphins.
Fuck this team I swear. Are we doomed to be shitty forever? Did Shula forsake us by trading all the luck to get the only perfect season? I've come to terms with things I know I will never see in my life, like Jessica Alba's underwear drawer, but I cannot accept the fact that I may never see a Dolphins Super Bowl in my lifetime. This fucking blows...
Keys To The Game: Texans @ Dolphins
Sorry we're a bit late on this but really there is only one 'key': FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS CHRIST, BEAT THIS FUCKING TEAM ALREADY! That's all. Prediction: Dolphins 24 - Texans 20 Go Dolphins.
Assuming Andre gets what's his, please for the love of god stop Owen Daniels from going ballistic and we will definitely win.
Keys To The Game: Texans @ Dolphins
Sorry we're a bit late on this but really there is only one 'key': FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS CHRIST, BEAT THIS FUCKING TEAM ALREADY! That's all. Prediction: Dolphins 24 - Texans 20 Go Dolphins.
I apologize for having to use a canceled show to show Dan Marino's brain working, but I believe this is what he saw while we lost our shit.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/186680/no-ordinary-family-jj-throws-a-deep-ball
The Final Stand
We close out Dan Marino Day with the last win/last comeback of his career. "Dan Marino started off the afternoon with one thing to prove: That he was still Dan Marino." Even in the twighlight of his playing time, the guy was pure unadulterated badass. The Seahawks are completely helpless here a...
reggie bush is damn fast
Weekender / Fins-Panthers Game Open Thread
I don't know about you guys, but I got a hankerin for some Adriana Lima! Also, some first-team offense touchdowns would be nice. But mainly, some Adriana Lima! Have a great weekend, Nation. The real games are almost here. Game live-stream here.
the weird Old Spice commercials WISH they were this badass!
Your Dan Marino Psychedelic Poster of the Day
Not sure what to make of it except for the fact that I DESPERATELY WANT THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW. Photo was taken by longtime FN friend, Miami sports fans and really great Miami band, Jacuzzi Boys. As per them: "The three of us went to Football Sandwich Shop 'Home of the Zonker' on 84 N.E. 2nd Ave...
So why did we grab Colombo again?
Weekender / Falcons-Fins Game Open Thread
By the time you read this, The Dude and I will be both FACE DEEP in a lot of BOOBS on our respective, pillow-y dates tonight. So, like, enjoy the game and I'll catch up with it when I'm not motorboating like a Royal Caribbean cruise liner. BOOBS. DOLPHINS FOOTBALL. BEER. ALCOHOL. DRUGGGGZZZ. ...
I'm watching the game off of http://www.sportwebz.com/live/video/stream/online/free/broadcast/p2p/tv/channel/vivo/12/162/336226/watch-miami-dolphins-vs-atlanta-falcons.html
The link may be scary looking, but I'm watching it right now so it seems okay.
And Here We Go...
Football. Finally. Tonight. Yip. Dave Hyde has five things to look for tonight. Oh and, in case you missed it, Ryan Mallett was kinda awesome in his debut with the Patriots last night. And yes I realize it was against the Jags' second and third teamers. But when was the last time any Dolphin...
My 10 year old self learned that sharks can eat their own according to Shark Week. I wonder if this is the same thing.
Chad Henne Was Booed
The Dolphins held their first practice under the lights last night. And Chad Henne was booed by the Fins faithful every time he underthrew a pass, overthrew a pass, or threw an interception, which was pretty much every time he threw the ball. The fans in attendance then started a "We Want Ort...
If EarthWake and JT Money both penetrate the line, someone is going to die! /hyped
Jason Taylor Is Back Question Marks Exclamation Points
According to his foundation facebook page, Jason Taylor is returning to the Miami Dolphins after spending a season in the eternal shithole that is New Jersey. So unless someone hacked his account, or Jason Taylor is a giant cuntbag who wants to fuck with everyone's emotions, it looks like 99 ...
Just heard that Ochocinco is going to the Patsies. Is this enough for the Jests to mortgage the farm for Nnamdi?
Should I be shitting my pants even before the season has started? Someone please shoryuken uppercut me with positivity because I feel like my older brother just stepped on my new toy that I got on my birthday.
We Got Bush!
After spending pretty much the entire first day of free agency trying to acquire Kyle Orton from the Broncos yesterday (*update* still not a Dolphin!), the Dolphins remembered that there are other positions too and went and traded for running back Reggie Bush from the Saints. Bush has reporte...
not seeing any official word on orton is making me anxious. i really hope we didn't flub this one
We Have Done Nothing
Some quick hits on FA action in case you've been living inside of a giant vagina for the past few days: The Dolphins have done not much of anything these past few days other than sign a possible 3rd string QB that couldn't even get picked as Mr. Irrelevant in the latest draft. Woooow. Mean...
this is usually my favorite time to start over hyping certain fantasy football picks to my friends and family, but this damn lockout is ruining valuable jedi mind trick opportunities >:(
Pssst...NFL Owners...
With all this news of failed Apocalyptic raptures and incredibly unfortunate weather patterns strewn all across this truly great land of ours (and nearly affecting some of our beloved readers), my hope is that 32 individual Titanic-dicked tornadoes touch down (haha..'touch' 'down'..that's a f...
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