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Hey Laddie Boyo:
One, no "pudgy"-ness, that's all bulk on G there.
Two, leave it to you Boyo, to zero right into that part of Homer's annatomy. Sounds to me like Ms. CB's she-meat (think "The Crying Game", "Boys Don't Cry", etc.) ain't doing it for you.
Three, 2 wheels are always better than 4, even if it is some "scooter whatever-the-fuck". (Whatever-the-fuck you mean by "whatever-the-fuck" anyway.)
Four, that "ridickulus" look is what got us all to shagging back in the Roaring Twenties, like they show in Boardwalk Empire (those were great times, even if booze was outlawed). Dressing like this: http://mobilwi.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a6dde087970b0148c87d6e00970c-pi that's something you wouldn't know nothing about. And that shytty Captain Morgan crap ain't gonna help your limberdick either, even if those horrible duds somehow ever got you a shag-mate. Hahahahahaha
Five, you're still a Slappy Clown! Hahahahahahaha
A Pictorial of Flyers Offseason Activities (Sans Shirt Edition)
via Bauer Today, Bauer tweeted several pictures, including James van Riemsdyk in Maple Leafs gear and Claude Giroux, Brayden and Luke Schenn in Flyers gear. via Bauer They were part of a photo shoot took place at the Skate Zone in Atlantic City, we’re told. And guess who was in attendance...
PS: You're still a Slappy Clown! Hahahahahahaha
BREAKING: Shane Victorino Traded to Dodgers
Shane Victorino has been traded to the Los Angeles Dodgers, according to several reports. The Phillies will get reliever Josh Lindblom and minor league pitcher Ethan Martin in return. Lindblom has pitched in 48 games this year and has a 3.02 ERA. Dom Brown has been scratched from the Iron Pig...
Shane!!! Come Back!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lAY-rRRa4o
Hahahahaha though one of the best parts of Shane's tenyer with the Phils is that Laddie Boy dicked-him around enough to piss him off:
http://www.crossingbroad.com/2011/10/following-the-phillies-on-twitter-is-more-annoying-than-you-may-have-first-thought.html
Originull tweet: https://twitter.com/shanevictorino/status/125951480124551168
There's also the "Slappy the Clown" that Vic directed at the Boyo (may be from the same episode):
http://www.crossingbroad.com/2011/10/your-afternoon-roundup-50-amazon-gift-card-winner-victorino-not-a-fan-vagina-cakes-and-more.html
Originull tweet: https://twitter.com/shanevictorino/status/126021172994392064
As a matter of fact, I think maybe Victorino never got back into 2009-and-earlier-form after these insidents with Boyo's bloggering. That's right Laddie, you're dipshytyness grounded the Flyin' Hawaiian in Philly for good, and thus eventually brought on this trade. "For realsies." Hahahahahaha
Bye for now. (But I'm still not missing anything.)
BREAKING: Shane Victorino Traded to Dodgers
Shane Victorino has been traded to the Los Angeles Dodgers, according to several reports. The Phillies will get reliever Josh Lindblom and minor league pitcher Ethan Martin in return. Lindblom has pitched in 48 games this year and has a 3.02 ERA. Dom Brown has been scratched from the Iron Pig...
BTW, I'd do that Krista Davis, whoever the hell she is. The only thing besides the bad trim job is that the photographer is as good as me spelling. I've seen worse cunts in the flesh (hahahaha). You've should have been around in the days before shaving down there became all the rage. Actually that was a double edged sword. On the one hand, the hair did hide some scary stuff, but on the other, after "parting the hairs" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13pKACQtpGA&t=4m1s that made for some real shocking surprises—almost permanently tramatic.
Yep, The Marlins' Home Run Fountain is as Frightening as You Might Have Expected
Marlins beat reporter Joe Capozzi was at the team's new home today to watch a jazzed up PR man describe with great wonderment the magical process of installing sod in a ballpark which exists solely because the team swindled taxpayers. As the little pitchman prattled on, Capozzi turned his i...
Hahahahah judging by me deleted post or the overhaul of the artickle, either:
A) Ms. CB (real or imaginairy) hates me guts now (and everything else) with every fibre of her being, or,
B) The American Pie/Universal Studios Machers got on your case for using copyrighted material.
(or both)
I still think your abuse of razzberry vodtka sorbays is impearing your persseption of reality hahahaha. You better slow down or you're gonna be bain dramaged before you reach 30.
Yep, The Marlins' Home Run Fountain is as Frightening as You Might Have Expected
Marlins beat reporter Joe Capozzi was at the team's new home today to watch a jazzed up PR man describe with great wonderment the magical process of installing sod in a ballpark which exists solely because the team swindled taxpayers. As the little pitchman prattled on, Capozzi turned his i...
Go maire tu, Laddie and LadDrew!
That's Irish Gaelic for congradulaytions and good luck.
But you f*cked up and made a big error with your "scriptuals". You should have said above:
"We have the freedom and [The Iron Balls] to pull from and credit competing entities."
That is all for now.
Sláinte
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Humongous Big Announcement: CB Takes On BuzzOnBroad.com, Partners With Other Local Sites
The takeover continues today. Crossing Broad is Philly’s best sports blog-- you said so and I think so. We can often get to stories while Philly.com and CSN are asleep at the switch. We can provide commentary that fucking blows through the arbitrary boundaries established by the, um, establi...
Hey Laddie, you coming down to Clearwater again soon? It must be nice there allready, because it's been really nice here in the 33139. It must have been one of the warmest winters in years that I can remember, and me memmories go back longs away.
By the way, rumour has it that Ms. CB says you're always early (if you know what I mean). Is that true Boyo? Hahahahahahah
Hunter Pence Hath Reported Early
He must have been hungry... The gang is slowly getting back together. Hunter Pence made his first trip to Clearwater today, and, not surprisingly, he loved it. He joins Vance Worley, Dontrelle Willis and Roy Halladay*, who has been sleeping in the janitor’s closet at the Carpenter Complex sin...
Well, "best grilled cheese samich in Ottawa" means worst Shyte samich in the real world. I couldn't tell if poor young Claude couldn't wait for the interrview to be over so he can spit out that crapple samich or so he can get away from that creepie guy tootdasweet.
Giroux Sneaks A "Shit" Into A TSN All-Star Interview
In an interview with TSN during All-Star weekend, Claude Giroux was treated to a grilled cheese sandwich - his favorite. G couldn't hold back his boner and let a "shit" fly on television. And yes, that is the most awkward interviewer ever. I felt uncomfortable watching.
Washed-up Balls McKnabb.
Donovan McNabb Thinks He Can Add a Little Bit of "Flavor" to Any One of Three NFL Teams
I'd imagine he can also add some flavor to "Most Dominant Ever" of the Ultimate Hoops Minnesota League... or, perhaps, the Philadelphia Soul FIVE seems to think he still has a little jam left in his game. Earlier today, the former NFL quarterback (we can go with that for now, right?) told Sup...
"Why in the world would anybody put chains on me? (ya)
I've paid my dues to make it.
Evrybody wants me to be what they want me to be.
I'm not happy when I try to fake it.
No!
Ooooooh
That's why I'm easy.
I'm easy like Sunday morning, yeah.
That's why I'm easy.
I'm easy like Sunday morning.
I wanna be high, so high.
I wanna be free to know the things I do are right.
I wanna be free, just me.
Ooooooh babe!
OOOOO!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZVegUrRzi4&hd=1&t=18s
Nah, sorry LadDrew, the Commodores weren't as good as they were when Sir Lionel was in charge.
Here's Your Latest Night Shift Photoshop (Plus Sixers Pump Up Video)
The Sixers are good. Very good. People questioned whether they could beat a good team. They did it. People questioned whether they could win without Spencer Hawes. They did it. People said they can't compete with teams without a dominant big man. Just stop. They're doing it all. Let's just enj...
Hahahahahahah that's a good one, Sack.
But I would have spelt it like this
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Like anybody GAS-GAF's about the pro bowl anyway. I don't think McCoy (or any of the other Eagles) GAS-GAF-ing about it either, other than it was a free trip to the Archipelago of Hawaiʻi.
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The NFL Had a Bit of Trouble Spelling "Philadelphia" on Pro Bowl T-Shirts
Doh. H/T to reader Chris
For a minute there I thought I was listening to a remake of "Great White North" with Bob & Doug McKenzie http://youtu.be/5q9GyBDmXJY (If you didn't notice that was Joffrey Lupul giving his bud Hed http://cli.ps/ZxmDM a helping hand).
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More Scott Hartnell: Harts Doing Play-By-Play on CBC
Scott Hartnell week is not yet over, it seems. Here's video of Hartnell calling play-by-play from the bench during last night's All-Star Game.
Hey Laddie, with you , "lame" + "joke" is a redonedency.
At least Carl Spackler above is on the ball.
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PS: I once played some links at the golf course up in Davie where they filmed Caddie Shack but I never met the grounds keeper. If I did maybe I'd know something more about "Riviera Bermuda Grass".
This is What Citizens Bank Park Looked Like Earlier Today
- this is where I toiled around with a lame grass-on-the-field joke, but decided to refrain - Earlier today, media types shared some ground level pictures of the playing surface at Citizens Bank Park, where crews are replacing the turf that was ripped up by the Winter Classic with a hybrid Ri...
Maybe HBO will now do an ongoing dockumentery anout him like the one that they are doing for Kenny Powers.
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Report: Pat Burrell to Retire
Sad day. MLBTradeRumors.com reports that Pat Burrell will officially retire. Back in November, Burrell told the Associated Press that he was likely done, but it seems we can expect an official announcement shortly. Photo: Barstool Now seems like as good a time as ever to honor Pat by remin...
Hed http://cli.ps/ZxmDM should have been MVP for the whole event. He made the whole thing watchable for the first time in many, many years.
Giroux should be made to give Hartnell some money to the chairitty after he was talking about how he was going to try to take Hartnell down and then wound-up going down himself (when the puck knocked his mike out).
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Video: Scott Hartnell Mic'd Up Gives The World a Lovely "Suck It, Phaneuf"
Excellent. Like many players, Scott Hartnell was mic’d up for the All-Star Game, and - lucky us - CBC played the entire two-minute sequence that included banter with sword-crossing buddy Joffrey Lupul, a #hartnelldown, and a goal from one of the Sedin twins which Hartnell assisted on. And a b...
Yeah so maybe Lavs will give Cooter a try for the shootout, as well as Kimmo. His penalty shot in the SO compettition was pretty sweet too.
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Watch as Cooter Gets All Nasty
Sean Couturier has come a long way. Three months ago, during his 10-game “trial” with the Flyers, it appeared as if he may not even be given the chance to play the whole season in the NHL. Last night, he produced one of the highlights of the NHL skills competition. Coming in from net-facing lef...
I was a roady for their '72 American tour. Mick and Keith were a bunch of arseholes but the other guys were fine. But they were all pretty genneris with the divvying-up the groupies that they didn't getto out to the rest of us crew.
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Very Important Hip Hop News: Mike Richards Freestyles, Cliff Lee Mentioned in Another Rap Song
We’re going straight-up hood with this post. You know, if you consider white guys rapping on a pier and hockey players freestylin’ to be hood. Number one: The day Mike Richards got all Henrik Lundqvisty and tried to befriend Justin Bieber on Twitter was the day we realized that the former One...
Don't change the f*cking subject! We're talking about contracktions not spelling. Spelling is hard to remember (and I need me memries for other things), which is why we got dicktionaries. I'd use a dicktionary but I spend me time more wisely than going to the dicktionary all the time.
Mike Gundy... should change your name to Mike Cunty. Cause that's what you smell like when I read your shyte.
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The Real "Real" (and originall) Iron Balls McGinty
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The Delightful Twitter Exchange Between Scott Hartnell and Claude Giroux at Last Night's Fantasy Draft
Last night, after Claude Giroux and Kimmo Timonen got picked relatively early in the All-Star team selections, leaving Scott Hartnell all to his lonesome and with the fear of a fat kid in a dodgeball draft, Giroux and Hartsy exchanged a few Twitter chirps, as a hockey player would probably ca...
"Can you go back to not commenting. Your brutal"
Posted by: The Fake Real Iron Balls McGinty | January 27, 2012 at 02:51 PM
And YOU'RE still an imposterering posting idiot. You're too stoopid to know the diffrence tween the use of "your" vs "you're". Or to use a '?' for questions.
And you're so densly uncreative that you can't find any other way to comment here. You're boring as f*ck. Probbly from getting your mushbrains buggered out all the time by Father O'Diddle.
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The Real "Real" (and originall) Iron Balls McGinty
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The Delightful Twitter Exchange Between Scott Hartnell and Claude Giroux at Last Night's Fantasy Draft
Last night, after Claude Giroux and Kimmo Timonen got picked relatively early in the All-Star team selections, leaving Scott Hartnell all to his lonesome and with the fear of a fat kid in a dodgeball draft, Giroux and Hartsy exchanged a few Twitter chirps, as a hockey player would probably ca...
"I like the more. Pierre is a solid veteran who can help the team."
Posted by: ThePhillyFlash | January 27, 2012 at 12:56 PM
Flash, he's more than a "solid veteran". He's a World Series Champion and a Yankee Beater.
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The Real "Real" (and originall) Iron Balls McGinty
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Phillies Sign Juan Pierre to Minor League Deal
The Phillies are rounding out the fringes of their roster quite nicely. Jim Salisbury reports that they will sign Juan Pierre to a minor league deal. Pierre, 34, played 158 games for the White Sox last year, batting .279 and stealing 27 bases. I love this move. Huge upside for the Phillies. I...
"Somehow, in the rush to get up a post about Scott Hartnell and Claude Giroux trading friendly jabs last night, I missed the post-draft quotes from Hartnell and former Flyer Joffrey Lupul. And, well, let’s just say they were highlight of the night."
You mean you totaly missed it but found out about it after seeing it on Puck Daddy: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/scott-hartnell-joffrey-lupul-share-toilet-during-nhl-035116080.html
It's OK, I guess, since he uses stuff from you, but he always makes note of it.
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The Real "Real" (and originall) Iron Balls McGinty
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Scott Hartnell and Joffrey Lupul Had a Sword Fight Over a Toilet Last Night
Let's go together Truth. Somehow, in the rush to get up a post about Scott Hartnell and Claude Giroux trading friendly jabs last night, I missed the post-draft quotes from Hartnell and former Flyer Joffrey Lupul. And, well, let’s just say they were highlight of the night. During a TV timeout, ...
That's not "Bittersweet Symphony" you moron!
It's one and only The Rolling Stones—An orkestrel version of their single "The Last Time" made by their producer:
http://youtu.be/G6Y9qQnIPdk?hd=1
The Last Time (reguler version):
http://youtu.be/__tLohXYbO8
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The Real "Real" (and originall) Iron Balls McGinty
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Very Important Hip Hop News: Mike Richards Freestyles, Cliff Lee Mentioned in Another Rap Song
We’re going straight-up hood with this post. You know, if you consider white guys rapping on a pier and hockey players freestylin’ to be hood. Number one: The day Mike Richards got all Henrik Lundqvisty and tried to befriend Justin Bieber on Twitter was the day we realized that the former One...
I've got me a suit like that. Giroux has an awesome fashion sense. He must have Irish in him somewhere that's dying to get out and takeover his French Canookchuk heritage.
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"She’s one of the more functional beauties the NHL rolled out for the event."
And did that Alliyonker Larianoff chick stink at whatever the hell she was doing last night. If the NHL is going to bring her out for eye candy at least get her some talent training. They could have dressed her a lot better too. I'd do her too but then there's probbly the stink of Ovechkin still on her.
The sweater handout girl was the hottest, and she didn't have to speak. I wonder how many of the players got her to the backstage bathroom last night.
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The Real "Real" (and originall) Iron Balls McGinty—Often imposterered, never outclassed.
The Delightful Twitter Exchange Between Scott Hartnell and Claude Giroux at Last Night's Fantasy Draft
Last night, after Claude Giroux and Kimmo Timonen got picked relatively early in the All-Star team selections, leaving Scott Hartnell all to his lonesome and with the fear of a fat kid in a dodgeball draft, Giroux and Hartsy exchanged a few Twitter chirps, as a hockey player would probably ca...
Well, since HE "said" HE was an undersea KING, then it's proof that HE's not a FEMALE...
I think Fey does all the Phillies stuff—didn't she also wear a cap a few times or was she just at Yankees Stadium during the 2009 World Series?—either as a way of coping with all of Baldwin's Yankee homering or as some way to stick it to him.
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Tracy Morgan as Judge Ito was the funniest moment, but I like guy from "The White Shadow" playing the President of the COMCAST company (can't remember the fake name they use for Comcast but the logo looks almost the same).
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The Real "Real" (and originall) Iron Balls McGinty—Often imposterered, never outclassed.
Video: Phillie Phanatic on 30 Rock!
Last week on 30 Rock, Liz Lemon posited that the Phillie Phanatic might really be a woman. Last night, the Phanatic was there in the flesh... or whatever. He even had a speaking part, too. Sort of. Please help me! I'm an undersea king, I must prevent my daughter’s marriage to Squid Lord! ...
"Tom Byrne Celebrity" needs to get buggerered by Ron Noel.
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Sixers Bring Back a 30-Year-Old Anthem That Should Really Excite The Young Demographic
The Sixers are doing everything they can to instill some nostalgia and remind us that we actually do have a basketball team with a decent past. That’s fine. But progress is a good thing, too. As Pat Croce mentioned on our podcast two weeks ago, sometimes you just need to move forward (he thin...
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