I have a theory to put to the test. Actually, it's not so much a theory as it is a readily acknowledged fact, but it's always fun to see the cold, hard—so hard—stats. So, here we have one of the very first press photos to be leaked for this new, staggeringly low-budget show that was set to debut...

Living in the jungle is everything you would expect it to be and for that sole reason I was unable to properly commemmorate the day Lance Bangs came to be in the world. It was yesterday, Thursday, September 8, and knowing Lance there's probably some bizarre hitch that comes along with it. What...