Have Uverse service? Wondering how much bandwidth you use? Here is a script that plays nice with cacti, that can fetch bandwidth data from your Uverse 2-Wire 3800HGV-B Residential Gateway. See the full post for more info!  This script will use the management web page of your router to... Continue reading

The cab ride from LGA to Liebert Manhattan Continue reading

Taken on the flight to Colombia... Continue reading

What I really meant to type was "biooooooooo"... Missed it by *that* much! Seriously, where is clippy when I need him to pop out and say "it looks like you are a coyote falling from a railroad bridge... Would you like help finding a hole to land in?" Continue reading

I came up with a new picture and color scheme, but the gray just didn't look quite right. I still am kind of fond of it though, it has the urban mood I really like. But nevertheless, I stepped over it and moved on to the Jet theme. It has... Continue reading

OK so while my work computer is trying to defrag itself and hopefully pick up the pitifully slow pace it has been keeping lately, I am going to write a quick blog post. I renamed the blog, to the sardonic "What I Had For Breakfast" because it's probably the least... Continue reading

Here it is. Let's see where it goes. Continue reading