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Jen14221

between Buffalo and Philadelphia

I'm 40. Shut up. I have a husband, a son, a cat and a potty mouth

Interests: food, reality tv, the internet, wine coolers, being snarky, playing with will, shopping at crate and barrel, hosting get-togethers with cocktails and nibbly little appetizers, cooking, books, baking, 80's music on my iphone

Recent Activity

I've had my eye on a pair of pants for a while now, and last night I bought them. Marked down from $32 to $27 was a nice bonus too. But sadly they are wrong, wrong, wrong. Gaping wide at... Continue reading

Posted Apr 26, 2013 at The Peevery

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The heat rash on my rear end is soooo not attractive. Continue reading

Posted Jul 31, 2012 at The Peevery

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I'm seriously considering ankle liposuction

I hate hate hate my cankles. Continue reading

Posted May 23, 2012 at The Peevery

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The Magic Words

You don't have to coddle me, but using 'Please' and 'Thank You' will go a loooong way in helping me help you. Continue reading

Posted Apr 2, 2012 at The Peevery

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Are you lonely? A way to gain instant friends is to go out for a walk on a windy day wearing a short skirt and no undies. Her bare ass was on display just a moment earlier. Continue reading

Posted Mar 22, 2012 at Fake Style Tips

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An ode to my nostrils, in haiku form

I'm getting older But I'm not wiser - oh no! I have more nose hair. Continue reading

Posted Mar 13, 2012 at The Peevery

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I'm not sure if it's all the red wine, or the fact that I'm getting older, or that I sometimes forget to take my vitamins but I am losing my mind, along with everything else. In the last few weeks... Continue reading

Posted Mar 5, 2012 at The Peevery

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I am almost too smelly for even myself. Damn you, delicious fruit roll-ups. Continue reading

Posted Feb 13, 2012 at The Peevery

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Valentine's Day Is For Other People

I know it's still two days away. I hope the next few days speed by and I can stop thinking hateful things. Love you! Continue reading

Posted Feb 12, 2012 at The Peevery

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This used to be a brand-new T-shirt. Now it's just a sad reminder of how much I love red wine. FULL GLASSES of red wine. Continue reading

Posted Jan 24, 2012 at The Peevery

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Mandatory Vacation

I'm hourly at my new gig, which is nothing new for me, but the IT Department where I now work basically shuts down for Thanksgiving week and I can't bill for 'working from home', which I did for the last... Continue reading

Posted Nov 21, 2011 at The Peevery

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And Leon's Getting Larger...*

My weight is pretty stable but I'm almost positive my FUPA is growing. * Continue reading

Posted Oct 26, 2011 at The Peevery

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The misadventures of my Chase credit card

I have a credit card that I use for business expenses and to pay for my Hyatt hotel stays. It's great, and I earn a ton of extra Hyatt points for using it. Early this week, I noticed two crazy... Continue reading

Posted Oct 1, 2011 at The Peevery

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Life is too short to wear boring clothes

I'm in an outfit rut. I thinnk I've been wearing the same shit for three years. My basic work outfit is a short black skirt and a cute top or a cute top and a cardigan. I also have a... Continue reading

Posted Sep 21, 2011 at The Peevery

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Shoes, Shoes, Everywhere

I have far too many pairs of shoes, but none of them are perfect. I guess I need to keep shopping. Continue reading

Posted Sep 5, 2011 at The Peevery

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Feel like crap? Feed your face.

It never worked in the past and it's not working now. I have gained six pounds in two weeks. Continue reading

Posted Aug 9, 2011 at The Peevery

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"But mom! Dad said...."

When my husband tries to get my son - my seven year old - to sway my opinion about something that I am not going to change my opinion on, I want to freaking murder him. Continue reading

Posted Aug 8, 2011 at The Peevery

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I hate everyone. Continue reading

Posted Jul 25, 2011 at The Peevery

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I know I'm a consultant and basically a paid slave, but treat me like a human being. Communicate with me, say hello, say please and thank you, and I won't have to stab you in your motherfucking belly. Continue reading

Posted Jun 13, 2011 at The Peevery

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If you're in a McDonald's on a rainy, Wednesday night in April, and you're in New York City, and you're a German couple, you should color-coordinate your outfit to match Mickey D's famous red and yellow color combo. Pants, worn fabulously by Dieter Handbag, carried with a flair by Ulla... Continue reading

Posted May 17, 2011 at Fake Style Tips

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Getting the screw (again) from the local school district

This came home in my kid's backpack. YESTERDAY. Assholes. Continue reading

Posted May 17, 2011 at The Peevery

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You too can make a cool half-million bucks in eleven days. Oh, wait.

This e-mail should have the subject line of BAD MATH. Continue reading

Posted Apr 20, 2011 at The Peevery

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I travel mainly on Mondays. What this means is that I set my alarm for 3:45am, and when it goes off I snooze it. Then I get out of bed at 3:54 am and swear. Then I take a quick... Continue reading

Posted Apr 19, 2011 at The Peevery

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Lost in the City

I'm now working in New York City. This morning I had my head so far up my ass, I walked at least four blocks before I realized I was going in the wrong direction. Continue reading

Posted Apr 19, 2011 at The Peevery

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New Stuff, No Sleep

I started a new job in a new city and while I am excited to be here and beyond thrilled that I am being paid a very nice amount of money to do something I could probably do in my... Continue reading

Posted Mar 31, 2011 at The Peevery

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