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Jena Zermaniac
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Interests: writing, travels, good memories, good people(for fucks sake where ya attttt), doodling, nature, being amused, sarcasm, unexplained mysteries, my pets, day dreamin', alien hunting in the sky,
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i love this one, my favorite is when steveo is going through the gauntlet and pontius's face the whole time looks like a worried mother. i fucking love it
guten walpurgisnacht!
Or May Day. Or whatever other pagan festivus you may have on the first of May. There's a bunch of them out there, feel free to pick one and celebrate accordingly, but the one that caught my eye for today's exploration into the increasingly random and how any of it may vaguely apply to a photo ...
this picture almost made my family puke, i find it fascinating that the long poop didn't break on account of how thin it is!
and now a word from preston lacy...
A brief preface: Every once in a while I'm reminded that there really is some semblance of sense in our universe. Call it what you will, but for me, myself, I like to call it the great plate of shrimp that binds each and every one of us together in the swill of human soup. Did Preston Lacy know ...
why am i so in love? he should have a naked native ask all tell all bit like purple pony! i love me some naked pontius
big brother ass past blast back: chris pontius
Great news, Tiny Tim. Here's another ghost from professions past to provide further insight to the wildery world of the Wildboyz. This subscribe ad, yanked from an issue of Big Brother magazine circa 1997, features the original Naked Native himself, Chris Pontius, going commando within the hal...
good times, bring more jackass to the world pleeeeease
on this day in jackass history...
Dateline—February 24, 2008: Much like the 'Nam, we were trudging shit deep through the night and into the butt-cold early morning dawn during the jackass(world) 24-hour takeover of the MTV studios in New York City. In fact, at this very moment we might have been shivering outside while chowing d...
wine merchants?! O_o fuck nj
loiter squad as seen on sunset blvd.
If there is a patron saint of marketing and his name just happens to be St. Madison of Avenusia then I'm fairly certain he considers the cityscape of Los Angeles to be his preferred dumping ground of choice. I've been a lot of places in this world but have yet to see anything that rivals the spr...
OMG HAHAHAHA PERRY!!!
johnny knoxville v. the oldbooth app
All useless wooden toys aside, apps were tailor made for people with little to no attention span and/or those suffering from manic procrastination. Fortunately, Johnny Knoxville fits the bill on both counts—but with super focused precision—and just the other day he stumbled upon the "OldBooth" t...
every cowboy in america gets to hangout with pontius, it's not fucking fair
a knoxville dispatch from austin, texas
I was in Austin, Texas, last weekend for SXSW and I ran into none other than Party Boy himself. After premeiring a movie I'm in called Small Apartments at the Alamo Draft House, we all went to Broken Spoke to catch Dale Watson and hot damn did we have fun. Lots of Lone Star beers and plenty ...
i love a man who can dress up his wang. and white is such an unflattering color, but this winner pulls it off!
vidistine nuper imagines moventes bonas?
For the most part everyone is familiar with the whole "NSFW" deal, but apparently not everyone is hip to the "NSFS" fact—or at least not a certain Latin teacher in South Carolina who recently stirred up a shit storm after showing a clip of "The Puppet Show" from jackass number two in class. Yo...
fucking awesome. i love cp
separated at birth?
My friend Al D sent me this photo of Patrick Swayze the other day and asked me to forward it to Pontius. He also asked if Chris would consider getting highlights to match the look of Swayze in this picture. I forgot to ask Pontius about the highlights, but I did get him to pose with the pic wh...
HAHAHAHAHAHA i love chris
who the hell is shanna, anyway?
The other day it occurred to me that many of you may not even know who this Shanna person may be. She's no stranger here, of course, what with the birthday cake, short jokes and something else of sociological value, but she still may remain an enigma to those of post-jackassworld.rip descent. So...
You all are some sick bastards, but it's still feirce.
back to school!
What better way to polish off the weekly knob than with a "back to school" photo of Chris Pontius, a/k/a "Party School Boy"! Yes, summer is indeed a faded rose (at least up here in yon northern hemisphere), but that's no reason not to hit the classrooms with 110-percent back in black aplomb*. ...
Fuck yes.
the return of the dickhouse shirt!
Call off the milk carton campaign: the official Dickhouse rainbow shirts are back in stock and on a whole new storefront. Yes, consider this our grand opening, and in commemmoration of said event we are offering fans 10-percent off all orders placed within 24-hours of this post hitting the Inter...
this mans enthusiasm on the subject is unreal, he describes it as if it were a passion of his. Da passion of da poopoo
jackass 3.5 nostalgia: eat da poo poo
Now that all things jackass 3.5 have passed through our cleanly wiped ass, I'd like to tangentially share one of my favorite memories from working behind-the-scenes on its production in November 2010: sitting in Seth Casriel's editing bay watching "Eat Da Poo Poo" with everyone*. Yes, just w...
he looks like he is about to cry or is baked..either way he's a babe
chris pontius live via satellite
We interrupt the regularly scheduled promotional updates to bring you this important message from Chris Pontius. In this unprepared statement, Chris briefly touches upon an alarming problem now being faced in the United States: fence-sitting. Apparently, a lucrative percentage of the population ...
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