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Jennifer
People think I'm crazy, but actually I'm just bored.
Interests: weblogs, Buffy, weirdness, art, crafts, jewelry, painting, reading, tarot, more weirdness.
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"Read this forecast for the signs like this: A, your comfort zone that turns out to be anything but. B, your truth strength." Taurus Taurus Rising A- Some pie in the sky career thing you’re praying for B- The home + intimacy you really worked for Scorpio Scorpio Rising A-... Continue reading
Posted Aug 9, 2018 at Saturn Return Can Bite Me
'The Tower' Solar Eclipse of August 11, 2018 "This is a “fork in the road of destiny” Eclipse, with a lot of hard adjustments and reconsideration of our relationship to matter, since Jupiter is on a degree of “the 5 senses and the mind as the playground of God and... Continue reading
Posted Aug 8, 2018 at Saturn Return Can Bite Me
Years ago, I read What Does Joan Say? Now some dude read it and has decided she is in the 1% of worst people ever. I don't think I'd categorize her with Hitler and Harvey though. I don't remember much about it any more but it's hard to argue with... Continue reading
Posted Jul 31, 2018 at Saturn Return Can Bite Me
Your Guide to This Summer's Astrological Mess of Retrogrades and Eclipses Scorpio The past you’re processing: This summer’s retrogrades will be intense for you, Scorpio—but when aren’t you about intensity? You’re re-strategizing your approach to privacy, safety, and communication—especially when it comes to communicating with the public as well as... Continue reading
Posted Jul 10, 2018 at Saturn Return Can Bite Me
"If there IS such a thing as CHOICE over FATE , CHIRON’s current retrograde is showing you a whopper of one to make between July of 2018, and the middle of next February 2019. Could well be a new path for you to follow the next 50 years of your... Continue reading
Posted Jul 4, 2018 at Saturn Return Can Bite Me
The Judge John Hodgman podcast covers the topic of astrology. Imra (I'm guessing on the spelling?) is a witch with an astrologer mom and she is annoyed that Lily is a Taurus but doesn't want to be a Taurus. Lily is all "everyone says Tauruses are boring and stubborn," and... Continue reading
Posted Jun 27, 2018 at Saturn Return Can Bite Me
Here is a new advice column on this blog's favorite theme. "This column, Ask Saturn, is all about adulting and how we grow up. Basically, it’s the voice I wish I’d had on my side when I was a teenager. Since I’m a little older, I have some perspective on... Continue reading
Posted Jun 27, 2018 at Saturn Return Can Bite Me
"here’s the thing about adulthood- you will go for like three months with nothing happening and you’re bored as hell and then in the span of two weeks eight different things happen at once - some fantastic and some shitty and some just plain bonkers - and you’re just running... Continue reading
Posted Jun 16, 2018 at Saturn Return Can Bite Me
I'm subscribed to a mailing list (which sadly I can't show here) , but it was talking about how Uranus in Taurus is squaring Venus today and that's a "love where you least expect it" aspects, and by itself Uranus in Taurus also signifies a change in love status for... Continue reading
Posted Jun 15, 2018 at Saturn Return Can Bite Me
Oy vey.... TRANSITING URANUS IN ASPECT TO NATAL SUN With transiting Uranus in aspect to natal Sun, you are waking up to yourself. Your dormant self awakens. You become interested in how you fit into the collective. Where is your place in the group? Who are you among the rest... Continue reading
Posted Jun 2, 2018 at Saturn Return Can Bite Me
"But on a strictly human level in this solar system there are a few Chiron truths you have to accept and integrate if you not going to end up either in jail or in the loony bin. You’ve got to figure out a way to live with them or at... Continue reading
Posted May 17, 2018 at Saturn Return Can Bite Me
"When Uranus re-enters Taurus in March 2019 and moves forward to its retrograde station at 7 Taurus in August 2019, the square energy will affect those with planets in the first 7 degrees of Leo and Aquarius, and oppose anything in the first 7 degrees of Scorpio. As it then... Continue reading
Posted May 17, 2018 at Saturn Return Can Bite Me
"The next few months features Uranus occupying the first three degrees of Taurus until November 2018, when it will retrograde back into late Aries. It will stay there until March 2019, when it will re-enter Taurus and pick up the Uranian issues and activities set into motion this Summer. Uranus... Continue reading
Posted May 14, 2018 at Saturn Return Can Bite Me
Those two words sound right together, because man, he's an ASS. "Kanye has Venus and Mars in the early degrees of Taurus, as pictured. Uranus is heading to conjunct these planets and what happens? He asserts (Mars) his tastes (Taurus); he even used the word, “love”. Taurus rules love and... Continue reading
Posted May 3, 2018 at Saturn Return Can Bite Me
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canoe.com: "Take the initiative to bring about positive change in your life and your relationships. Socialize more and volunteer your services for events that you find compelling and will lead to new acquaintances with unusual people. Don't feel you have to make personal changes that will cost too much. Love... Continue reading
Posted Apr 24, 2018 at Saturn Return Can Bite Me
"It ain’t over yet. This is where your new life will overlap the old, the point at which new opportunities meet your unresolved issues. But next week it’s still all about where Aries falls in you horoscope, and why Saturn is the key. Yes, big changes are coming. Options not... Continue reading
Posted Apr 13, 2018 at Saturn Return Can Bite Me
Mostly because unlike October Daye, there seems to only be one really big mystery of InCryptid: what happened to Thomas? Well. Regarding that: "Alice and Thomas came first. Basically, the entire modern-day series is one long exercise in getting people to invest enough in the search for Thomas Price that... Continue reading
Posted Apr 12, 2018 at October Daye Reader's Guide
"Everything you need to know is already somewhere in the text. It’s just that most of it is only visible in hindsight." Continue reading
Posted Apr 6, 2018 at October Daye Reader's Guide
Aunt Tillie was a Taurus. That's heartening. "There’s a very faint line between Ecstatically doing it for love no matter what the result because God and the Universe are guiding you, Or/and Beating yourself up for being so goddamned stupid." True. I thought I was doing the first and got... Continue reading
Posted Feb 25, 2018 at Saturn Return Can Bite Me
"The New Moon at 27° and Aquarius can help heal any splits, rips or tears in your relationships caused by the blue red lunar eclipse of 31 January. Don’t confabulate, though, and think it will clear up all your zits, make your ex-boyfriend turn good, Or get Jesus to come... Continue reading
Posted Feb 15, 2018 at Saturn Return Can Bite Me
As usual, nothing came of my recent emotional drama and never will. Dude is going to flake and bail and run same as ever, he's not over it and nothing is going to change. "Moon passes over big downer loss/separation lunar eclipse point of two weeks ago. Get out all... Continue reading
Posted Feb 14, 2018 at Saturn Return Can Bite Me
"Chances are, your birth chart contains at least one planetary configuration so dreadful that astrologers take one look and gasp: “How do you live with that?” And you shrug. Because it’s like having been born with blue eyes or red hair: that’s the way it’s always been for you, so... Continue reading
Posted Feb 13, 2018 at Saturn Return Can Bite Me
When Uranus Changes Sign.... "When Uranus changes Sign ( every seven years) it rocks your life. If you come upon an impossible obstacle, you cut right through it. " Healing Your Life By Addressing Your Blind Spot Horoscopes: "Sometimes it’s overwhelming to know how many choices are still your own... Continue reading
Posted Feb 5, 2018 at Saturn Return Can Bite Me
Broadly does some good horoscopes. Taurus: "A solar eclipse in Aquarius arrives on February 15, activating the sector of your chart that rules worldly success, your reputation, and your professional goals. A solar eclipse is a mega new moon—new beginnings are arriving, but so are surprises, drama, and a whirlwind... Continue reading
Posted Feb 4, 2018 at Saturn Return Can Bite Me