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With a bar in the clothing department shopping with the misses would be bearable.
Commented Aug 4, 2008 on ENTREPRENURIAL SPIRITS at Dave Barry's Blog
ENTREPRENURIAL SPIRITS
We suggested this idea years ago to the people who ran our neighborhood Pokemon-card-trading store. (Thanks to Siouxie, again)
"More than 30 per cent said they would want to push them out the door."
Is it bad that I get enjoyment from my wife's fear. My favorite thing to do is gasp when I'm next to a semi, she won't hit me because I'm driving, it's the perfect crime.
Commented Jul 30, 2008 on MANLINESS SURVEY YIELDS SHOCKING DISCOVERY at Dave Barry's Blog
MANLINESS SURVEY YIELDS SHOCKING DISCOVERY
Duh. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Cheesus, Joseph, and Mary
Commented Jul 30, 2008 on JESUS UPDATE at Dave Barry's Blog
JESUS UPDATE
Now he has appeared in the form of a Cheeto. Key Quote: The pastor of Kirkwood Methodist Church does not see anything theologically special about the Cheeto. (Thanks to sjhaller)
"The men were also asked to rate the attractiveness of the woman in the room, and the results show that the testosterone increase was not influenced by the perceived attractiveness of the women"
What about Janet Reno?
Commented Jul 28, 2008 on COLOR THIS BLOG STUNNED at Dave Barry's Blog
COLOR THIS BLOG STUNNED
Scientists have established that men are indiscriminately lustful. Key Quote: After 300 seconds alone in the same room as a woman they had never met before, and in some cases did not find particularly attractive, the men's testosterone levels of the hormone had shot up by an average of around ei...
I'm not a detective but wouldn't trying to sell 200 manhole covers raise suspicion especially if they all say Flint on them.
Commented Jul 15, 2008 on ATTENTION, FLINT RESIDENTS at Dave Barry's Blog
ATTENTION, FLINT RESIDENTS
Watch your step. (Thanks to Cheryl Howard)
I'm not a detective but wouldn't trying to sell 200 manhole covers raise suspicion especially if they all say Flint on them.
Commented Jul 15, 2008 on ATTENTION, FLINT RESIDENTS at Dave Barry's Blog
ATTENTION, FLINT RESIDENTS
Watch your step. (Thanks to Cheryl Howard)
The monkey looks blinded from the glare.
Commented Jul 14, 2008 on UPDATE FROM COSTA RICA at Dave Barry's Blog
UPDATE FROM COSTA RICA
There are, in fact, monkeys here. One of them posed with me for a photo. He's a big fan. There are several varieties of monkey, but the ones we're seeing most of are known technically as "Little Old Man" monkeys. They reproduce by thinking. We have also seen sloths, which are basically mon...
They were engaged at a race at Talladega, probably sitting behind this guy. How Romantic!
Commented Jul 8, 2008 on AWWWW at Dave Barry's Blog
AWWWW
Key quote that is sure to tug at your heartstrings: Rob tossed his bride's Dixie flag garter belt into a crowd of clinking beer cans. The pair had their first dance to "Hold My Beer," performed live by Lance Stinson Band. Then they dove into the mudhole, hand in hand. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, ...
I would say that the Brady bill needs to exclude idiots but they seem quite capable at excluding them selves.
Commented Jun 3, 2008 on WHY WE NEED GUYS at Dave Barry's Blog
WHY WE NEED GUYS
Guys have know-how. (Thanks to Siouxie and sjhaller)
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