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How many serviceable, if not franchise, QBs playing in the league right now could Dolphins have had on their team either by way of free agency or by drafting smart?
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My biggest concern is we continue down the path of mediocrity. Its odd, but that 1-15 season with next year's turnaround is easier to swallow than watching Henne drop back, stare down a receiver and get sacked for the umpteenth time while we are still within a score of taking the lead.
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Those are some pretty feet TA.
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Should be a really entertaining offseason with all of the questions we have to answer: QB, OC, goblin v. Tony, O line, RB, Tony v. Ginger, whether there will even be an NFL season. CK, I know one guy who agrees with you about the importance of feet on a QB...sexy Rexy likes feet on everybody.
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New high in my Dolphin fandom: CK's awesome article that I will now go around quoting and name dropping like he's my best friend. New low in my Dolphin fandom: My wife is ordering me a Bears t-shirt to wear for the playoff game.
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I'm happy for Tony because he is going to make a few more $ as a result. Surely his agent negotiated more guaranteed money in exchange for letting goblin try and save face. Jeff Ireland better come up with the draft of all time, or he can blow a goat.
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Henning's Pad @ El Diaper semi-assisted adult living is available.
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No doubt draft will address the need for our secret 4 tight end set that has been taking up all of Henning's sleeping moments. He may be gone, but the blueprint is in place.
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A glimmer of hope: Tony has the kind of personality to turn shit in his mouth into lemonade. Existential Tony gets touched by an angel.
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El Mo, you still available for HC bro? I too am disappointed. That is all.
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Thanks DRK. We've actually received objections to the card as tasteless from family members. Please be sure to share it with The Dude if possible. For some reason, his address magically disappeared from our address book. Wait, I've got his number now, I can text it to him!
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Brady's the Boston Tickler, the Bieber Beaver Beater. Just add batteries for multi-speed vibration. Lubes best with anal-eze.
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I'd like to jump out from behind a tree, steal that scooter and repeatedly bash it over Brady's head yelling, What's the frequency Kenneth. Then shove it up his bunghole all the way up to the handles. I'd use those to hang him from the highest branch of the tree so vultures could peck out his eyes. Too hateful? Vultures in Boston? How about seagulls?
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The theme from Jeopardy is plays in my mind when I think of who will be our coach next year.
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I wonder how Henne could have been this bad in college and no one noticed? He is inaccurate and lacks confidence because of it. A vicious circle for a QB. But, if he was inaccurate in college, how did the scouting not pick that up on film. So, I wonder further if the tamping down of laser cannon arm has not screwed with his timing and accuracy. Things I think I wonder by King Peter.
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Ginger definitely appears like someone who indulges in a whore every now and then. But, only when that old wrist injury is acting up.
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What happend to CK as OC? Then The Dude, no DRK, no The Dude as coach. TA can run communications between Ross and the coaches, a little sand in the oyster, otherwise there won't be no pearls. Know that won't happen, but we will still get a pearl necklace from this team next year for sure. Chris, that was a Victory Monday when you were shitting all over the tiny bit of joy we get being a Dolphins fan. That's all we were asking, some space to enjoy our happiness.
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Misery Monday has arrived. Officially Offseason for Miami, but it feels like this team, this orginazation, fucking everything aqua and orange has been OFF for a long long time. All of us diehards are puking shitballs over it. Sad thing is, we will all be back for another season of abuse. Some new idiot will come in, and almost guaranteed, first thing he will do is trade away the best parts of the team because they don't fit his system, a la JT and Wes Welker. Just don't do it to a team in our division, please (I know JT signed as a FA, shut the fuck up okay). It feels like it just doesn't matter. Like Shula put the curse of the goat on this team when he was dumped. Jimmy Extenze Johnson, Wannstache, Cam Cam, and Tony I wear my sunglasses at night. Fuck is up with this shit? HELP ME FOOTBALL JESUS!!
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Reports that Parcells called Ross and saved Sparano's job. Hmmm, don't know how I feel about that. Kind of numb to the Dolphins right now.
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Playoffs? Nope. Quarterback? Nope. Touchdowns? Fuhgetaboutit. But we do have two monsters in the trenches. Fist pumps, k.
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Ha Ha, we are all De Men? No listen to Scott Ferrell. Where is TA? Da Commisar
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El Mo is da MAN
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Thanks Jessie Z. Right now El M's bench has outscored mine by 54, but I have 3 players going tonight. I vote for stretching it out another week, but I am cool with however Mr. Mo wants to go. Technically, according to league rules, he is already the winner because he went in as the higher seed. But, he can show his manhood and general sporting spirt by risking it all to win on the field of honor, instead of by some technicality.
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@ El Mocoso - For some reason the FF gods changed Giants -4 to Giants -3. They must have decided I had been fucked in the ass with a ragged lamppost and no lube enough lately. Anyhoo, I am not sure how it is decided, but it does appear you had the better overall record. So, if there is no other method to declare the champion, I raise your hand in victory, El Mocoso - Finsnation Fantasy Football Champion!
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Miguel Gonzales, you are about to go down like a two dollar whore who is out of drugs!! Go Sherriff Marshall Dansby Oh, and Merry Holidaze to everyone here (TA stole my Happy Birthday Jesus line; you know you did TA). What does Rex put on toast? Toe Jam
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