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I agree. Appearance is forgiven if they just make it to a playoff game or two.
Commented Apr 24, 2013 on These Are The New Uniforms at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
These Are The New Uniforms
As reported a earlier today by UniWatch, the Dolphins new uniform was leaked and here's your first second third 50th look at them. That is aaaaalooottt of light aqua/teal/Easter/'Bayside Blue'/whatever. Impressions? There's A LOT of white and the aqua has a considerable amount of more of a bl...
They appear to be the gay-bizarro version of the "Miami Sharks" uniform from the shitty Al Pacino football movie "Any Given Sunday" - or perhaps a version of the "Sharks" uniform marketed to the lady folk.
Another embarrassment. It's an unfortunate thing that I have to ask relatives not to give me Dolphins gifts so I can screen my merch to ensure it is the occasional hat/shirt/or whatever that doesn't look completely queer. I need to meet the marketing team that fucked this up.
Commented Apr 23, 2013 on These Are The New Uniforms at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
These Are The New Uniforms
As reported a earlier today by UniWatch, the Dolphins new uniform was leaked and here's your first second third 50th look at them. That is aaaaalooottt of light aqua/teal/Easter/'Bayside Blue'/whatever. Impressions? There's A LOT of white and the aqua has a considerable amount of more of a bl...
I'm ready for the loss this season but what really concerns me is tanny's bad throws, poor decisions, inability to get rid of the ball etc.
If any pundit ballyhoos how the fins didn't give up a defensive Td I'm going to hire a hitman to cut off their head and shit down their neck-hole.
Commented Nov 16, 2012 on Joe Philbin Has A Message On The Eve of The Bills Game at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Joe Philbin Has A Message On The Eve of The Bills Game
Audio NSFW. At all. Memo (2)
I am visiting a small town in the middle of nowhere for work. I come to the only thing resembling a sports bar in town which assured me that they would put the sound on for the game if I asked nice. Local meatheads complain loudly when they turn to game and turn off bad music. Waitresses hang me put to dry pointing to me saying a customer had requested. Meatheads clearly pissed off.
The least these shitheads could do is win. Thigpen moment helped a little.
Commented Nov 16, 2012 on Joe Philbin Has A Message On The Eve of The Bills Game at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Joe Philbin Has A Message On The Eve of The Bills Game
Audio NSFW. At all. Memo (2)
Is there an award for least valuable player in the history of the league? If so Smith is a lock.
Commented Nov 4, 2012 on Dolphins @ Colts Open Thread / New #WAARF Video Premiere at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Dolphins @ Colts Open Thread / New #WAARF Video Premiere
Our boy Ryan Tannehill (or if you're Omar Kelly, you make up some stupid nickname that doesn't make sense just for the fuck of it) is expected to start today so the team at #WAARF cooked up this little ditty for #TheReturn. An actually marginally positive Dolphins parody vid??? The time's th...
Make the secondary take a fucking greyhound home. This is fucking sickening.
Commented Nov 4, 2012 on Dolphins @ Colts Open Thread / New #WAARF Video Premiere at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Dolphins @ Colts Open Thread / New #WAARF Video Premiere
Our boy Ryan Tannehill (or if you're Omar Kelly, you make up some stupid nickname that doesn't make sense just for the fuck of it) is expected to start today so the team at #WAARF cooked up this little ditty for #TheReturn. An actually marginally positive Dolphins parody vid??? The time's th...
Our secondary is clearly on a post-Halloween sugar crash
Commented Nov 4, 2012 on Dolphins @ Colts Open Thread / New #WAARF Video Premiere at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Dolphins @ Colts Open Thread / New #WAARF Video Premiere
Our boy Ryan Tannehill (or if you're Omar Kelly, you make up some stupid nickname that doesn't make sense just for the fuck of it) is expected to start today so the team at #WAARF cooked up this little ditty for #TheReturn. An actually marginally positive Dolphins parody vid??? The time's th...
Disturbing thing just happened - I was scrolling through the delightful collection of Francoise Boufhal pics on Google images to then be faced with a picture of OMAR that Google got from this site. Tuesday afternoon boob haze suddenly ended with a THUD.
Commented Oct 16, 2012 on Recaps? WE GOT EM! at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Recaps? WE GOT EM!
This is Francoise Boufhal. She seems nice. Recaps from us here and here. Thank God for penalties and kickers with names that rhyme with Fräulein. Please comment and shit. It helps feed our whisky addictions. Also, don't forget to vote for FinsNation in New Times' Web Awards here. It'll ma...
Regarding tannehill, I'll say this: I don't want to curse him but for the first time since TRAOG I actually find myself content when, for example, the o-line false starts on a third and two or something like that because then I actually optimistic when tannehill will have to throw. For years and years the same situation seemed futile and drove me fucking insane.
Otherwise the earlier comment about sparano not going for that fake punt is spot on --glad that regime is gone.
Commented Oct 15, 2012 on Your Dolphins vs. Rams Open Thread at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Your Dolphins vs. Rams Open Thread
Win this one for JT & Zach.
Great work Dude and welcome muddle. Great breakout post. Glad to see you come out of the shadows.
Commented Oct 11, 2012 on Omar Kelly Is The Biggest Troll In The History of the Internet at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Omar Kelly Is The Biggest Troll In The History of the Internet
If you're a frequent reader of his blog, or perhaps one of many who have been blocked by him on Twitter, then you know that Omar Kelly is the biggest sports writer troll in the history of the Internet. It's not even close. And yes, we're talking bigger than Skip Bayless, Michael Wilbon, Jaso...
TITS!!!!!!
Commented Oct 7, 2012 on **WORLD PREMIERE EXCLUSIVE** NEW WAARF TRACK! at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
**WORLD PREMIERE EXCLUSIVE** NEW WAARF TRACK!
Alright, folks, here it is! That new WAARF FIYAH set to the tune of that famous Disney rapper's introduction to the world. Personally, I think this is by far WARRF's best yet. Angry Ginger Rapper > Angry White Rapper. Consider this your open thread. Cat dicks.
Classic. Excellent work.
I want a feinga t-shirt that I can wear like those douche-pumps wear Che t-shirts.
Commented Oct 7, 2012 on **WORLD PREMIERE EXCLUSIVE** NEW WAARF TRACK! at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
**WORLD PREMIERE EXCLUSIVE** NEW WAARF TRACK!
Alright, folks, here it is! That new WAARF FIYAH set to the tune of that famous Disney rapper's introduction to the world. Personally, I think this is by far WARRF's best yet. Angry Ginger Rapper > Angry White Rapper. Consider this your open thread. Cat dicks.
Ummmm, you kind of have to throw the ball every once in a while...
Commented Sep 23, 2012 on Dolphins vs. Jets Open Thread at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Dolphins vs. Jets Open Thread
New rule: end every comment in this thread with ::fart:: or /fart noise -- regardless of how the game is going or how serious your comment is. Go Fins
That was it.
Fuck if I don't think tannehill might actually be the shit.
(bows head, hand to nose, remembers all previous disappointments, regrets ever saying)
Commented Sep 23, 2012 on Dolphins vs. Jets Open Thread at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Dolphins vs. Jets Open Thread
New rule: end every comment in this thread with ::fart:: or /fart noise -- regardless of how the game is going or how serious your comment is. Go Fins
Great sack odrick, just please don't dance like a pansy after the next one.
Commented Sep 23, 2012 on Dolphins vs. Jets Open Thread at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Dolphins vs. Jets Open Thread
New rule: end every comment in this thread with ::fart:: or /fart noise -- regardless of how the game is going or how serious your comment is. Go Fins
It was damn sweet to see the Jets fans get a nice taste of Sparano bullshit "ball control" play calling when he sat on the ball with almost a minute left in the second quarter with two time outs.
Commented Sep 18, 2012 on Your Victory Monday Post at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Your Victory Monday Post
This is Francesca Frigo. This is your Victory Monday post. It's Jets week so fuck the Jets. Recaps by The Glimmer Twins here and here. Bang it there and comment on those and The Dude will do his Obama impression for you. LaMontelle Pussyhammer done dug deeeeep in that Raider pussy, din't he...
Matt Moore has solid back-up written all over him and his career. I agree and say start the kid regardless, as long as we can keep him to about two sacks a game.
Commented Aug 17, 2012 on 'Hard Knocks' Episode 2 Recap at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
'Hard Knocks' Episode 2 Recap
Welp, it was bound to happen sometime. Now both The Dude and I have given in to the singing sirens of that sweet, sweet New Times cheddah. So please read my recap of Hard Knocks over at their site. Here's the link. Les Brown's gal thinks you should really, really do it. Don't wooorrrry. Ev...
Ummmm, am I the only one that fears that "Home" is actually a Jet's fan collecting the skulls of Dolfans that he lures to his "pool" party's?
Commented Jul 23, 2012 on Gone Fishin' at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Gone Fishin'
It's that time of year again where DRK and I pack it up for a few weeks and spend the rest of our free time drinking instead of blogging. Well, drinking more than usual, anyway. To the point where our blog posts would be incoherent drivel and pictures of monkey tits. It's Fear and Loathing in ...
An undeveloped twin? I love it. Two coaches for the price of one. Maybe it's only ability is to second guess play calls and call his brother a stupid prick when things go wrong.
Commented Jan 26, 2012 on Mike Sherman? Yea, ok, I guess at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Mike Sherman? Yea, ok, I guess
It's looking like former Green Bay Packers coach and Texas A & M coach Mike Sherman might very well be the next offensive coordinator for the Miami Dolphins. Sherman was at one point the front runner for the Tampa Bay Bucs head coaching gig, but that looks like it ain't happening. He's intervi...
I'll take Manning in a wheelchair, personally.
Commented Jan 25, 2012 on Dolphins To Pursue The Other Manning, According to Reports That Will Make Everyone Unreasonably Optimistic at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Dolphins To Pursue The Other Manning, According to Reports That Will Make Everyone Unreasonably Optimistic
Well, this is something. According to PFT (via Barry Jackson), if Peyton Manning becomes available this offseason, the Dolphins will go strong to the hoop to get him. Supposedly, Goose Neck is Plan A for the Dolphins, which also apparently includes going after Matt Flynn, or possibly trading u...
I turned water into fucking wine, walked on water, cured a bunch of cripples n shit, plus rose from the fucking dead. But, yeah, I gotta admit, I throw like a pansy. You'd be better off with Luck.
Too bad I wont let you have him because you live in sinful Miami. Indiana is a good me-fearing place. Yep, gonna give him to them.
Commented Nov 2, 2011 on Greg Cote Is Probably Right, Or Not at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Greg Cote Is Probably Right, Or Not
The Miami Herald's Greg Cote says that, given our shit luck as Dolphins fans, we shouldn't hold out hope on landing Andrew Luck: What beleaguered, beaten-down Dolfan can honestly now believe everything will dovetail perfectly and present Luck — said to be the greatest draft prospect since Pe...
Awesome.
When I show my dipshit bandwagon jumping Patriots/Steelers/Green Bay fan friends these productions I can tell they're jealous.
Commented Oct 26, 2011 on We Didn't Stop Tim Tebow! 2.0 at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
We Didn't Stop Tim Tebow! 2.0
What happens when you take reader Kevin Mayer's brilliant We Didn't Stop Tim Tebow song and give it to genius FN video editor Vinbob? AMAZEBALLS is what happens. Like peanut butter and chocolate, or strippers and coke, it was only right to combine the two.
Not going for a 53 yard field goal. The evidence mounts. Isn't there a league rule that you at least have to make it look like you're trying?
Commented Oct 18, 2011 on Dolphins at Jets Open Thread at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Dolphins at Jets Open Thread
Go to it.
1:14 left and we don't try a two minute drill. Wow. Wow.
Commented Oct 18, 2011 on Dolphins at Jets Open Thread at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Dolphins at Jets Open Thread
Go to it.
Let's get this straight. You're 0-4, on the 40something and it's fourth and inches and you punt.
Seems abundantly clear now. This team is trying to lose.
Commented Oct 18, 2011 on Dolphins at Jets Open Thread at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Dolphins at Jets Open Thread
Go to it.
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