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I agree. Appearance is forgiven if they just make it to a playoff game or two.
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They appear to be the gay-bizarro version of the "Miami Sharks" uniform from the shitty Al Pacino football movie "Any Given Sunday" - or perhaps a version of the "Sharks" uniform marketed to the lady folk. Another embarrassment. It's an unfortunate thing that I have to ask relatives not to give me Dolphins gifts so I can screen my merch to ensure it is the occasional hat/shirt/or whatever that doesn't look completely queer. I need to meet the marketing team that fucked this up.
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I'm ready for the loss this season but what really concerns me is tanny's bad throws, poor decisions, inability to get rid of the ball etc. If any pundit ballyhoos how the fins didn't give up a defensive Td I'm going to hire a hitman to cut off their head and shit down their neck-hole.
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I am visiting a small town in the middle of nowhere for work. I come to the only thing resembling a sports bar in town which assured me that they would put the sound on for the game if I asked nice. Local meatheads complain loudly when they turn to game and turn off bad music. Waitresses hang me put to dry pointing to me saying a customer had requested. Meatheads clearly pissed off. The least these shitheads could do is win. Thigpen moment helped a little.
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Is there an award for least valuable player in the history of the league? If so Smith is a lock.
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Make the secondary take a fucking greyhound home. This is fucking sickening.
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Our secondary is clearly on a post-Halloween sugar crash
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Disturbing thing just happened - I was scrolling through the delightful collection of Francoise Boufhal pics on Google images to then be faced with a picture of OMAR that Google got from this site. Tuesday afternoon boob haze suddenly ended with a THUD.
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Regarding tannehill, I'll say this: I don't want to curse him but for the first time since TRAOG I actually find myself content when, for example, the o-line false starts on a third and two or something like that because then I actually optimistic when tannehill will have to throw. For years and years the same situation seemed futile and drove me fucking insane. Otherwise the earlier comment about sparano not going for that fake punt is spot on --glad that regime is gone.
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Great work Dude and welcome muddle. Great breakout post. Glad to see you come out of the shadows.
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Classic. Excellent work. I want a feinga t-shirt that I can wear like those douche-pumps wear Che t-shirts.
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Ummmm, you kind of have to throw the ball every once in a while...
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That was it. Fuck if I don't think tannehill might actually be the shit. (bows head, hand to nose, remembers all previous disappointments, regrets ever saying)
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Great sack odrick, just please don't dance like a pansy after the next one.
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It was damn sweet to see the Jets fans get a nice taste of Sparano bullshit "ball control" play calling when he sat on the ball with almost a minute left in the second quarter with two time outs.
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Matt Moore has solid back-up written all over him and his career. I agree and say start the kid regardless, as long as we can keep him to about two sacks a game.
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Ummmm, am I the only one that fears that "Home" is actually a Jet's fan collecting the skulls of Dolfans that he lures to his "pool" party's?
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An undeveloped twin? I love it. Two coaches for the price of one. Maybe it's only ability is to second guess play calls and call his brother a stupid prick when things go wrong.
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I turned water into fucking wine, walked on water, cured a bunch of cripples n shit, plus rose from the fucking dead. But, yeah, I gotta admit, I throw like a pansy. You'd be better off with Luck. Too bad I wont let you have him because you live in sinful Miami. Indiana is a good me-fearing place. Yep, gonna give him to them.
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Awesome. When I show my dipshit bandwagon jumping Patriots/Steelers/Green Bay fan friends these productions I can tell they're jealous.
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Not going for a 53 yard field goal. The evidence mounts. Isn't there a league rule that you at least have to make it look like you're trying?
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1:14 left and we don't try a two minute drill. Wow. Wow.
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Let's get this straight. You're 0-4, on the 40something and it's fourth and inches and you punt. Seems abundantly clear now. This team is trying to lose.
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