"YOU try living in a mushroom, I dare you not to nibble the walls, too!" So, I wonder what this one's name would be? I know the episode of TNG that he appeared in was "The Trouble with Smurfs". Little blue critters EVERYWHERE! AH! The Horror! And then Wesley and Data figured out that SPOT was the solution. Carnage. Absolute carnage. Wesley couldn't even look at Andorians anymore without tearing up.

LOL, I just finished NaNoWriMo this month, and learned that it doesn't matter who you are, writing is a nail-biting, frustrating, fear-spiral of flames and gut-wrenching joy. This was an intriguingly twisted taste of what you could do with fiction. You should go for it.

Actually, hawks mate for life, and they tend to nest in one place, returning year after year to the same place. I grew up with a pair that lived in the trees on our farm. I can also scream like them, and have them follow me, screaming back. I think they just like to argue.