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My doctor once told me that in his opinion a person needs to give a new medication two solid months in order to determine whether or not it works for them. However it has been almost exactly that long since... Continue reading
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Although I do not have a clear recollection of having done so it is apparent from the past month that at some point in April I consumed six pounds of cotton candy, slammed the garage door on my head and... Continue reading
Posted May 28, 2013 at Julia
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Caroline and Edward attended kindergarten round-up on Thursday. Although I am as ambivalent as the next mother of a controlfreak child I told Edward that he had to wear actual clothes to the kindergarten evening, no pajamas - I meant... Continue reading
Posted Apr 28, 2013 at Julia
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I eventually accepted the fact that it is never going to get warm and I will never see all those damned daffodils I planted (we lost three trees yesterday to heavy snow) so I have decided to embrace the fact... Continue reading
Posted Apr 24, 2013 at Julia
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It was just like a House Hunters International episode. Steve and I were strolling along the beach, holding hands, and then we came to an abrupt stop. I said, awkwardly, "So I guess we need to make a decision about... Continue reading
Posted Apr 11, 2013 at Julia
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I had a big stack of mail to deal with today, included amongst was a form from my health insurance company asking tactfully if there was anyone we needed to sue for negligently letting me concuss myself. I filled it... Continue reading
Posted Mar 28, 2013 at Julia
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Hullo, hullo, hullo! What ho, what? It took about a week for my head to stop bothering me. Since then I've been malingeri.. Holy cats! Three milliseconds ago I received an email saying that Edward (Edward. Edward. Edouard) has lotteried... Continue reading
Posted Mar 26, 2013 at Julia
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It is Spring Break and to keep in the spirit of things I kicked off the week by fracturing my skull. I know, I know. You're thinking, Julia, DON'T jump off the motel balcony into the pool but in the... Continue reading
Posted Mar 15, 2013 at Julia
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A couple of you asked about the dog, which would have struck me as a perfect reasonable question nine years ago but now that I've lived here for a while you should know that I am looking at you like... Continue reading
Posted Mar 7, 2013 at Julia
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When we came to this small town/exurb nine years ago we knew eff all about the place. Steve wanted one two many acres and liked the trees. I appreciated the illusion of interesting topography offered by the ravines (they call... Continue reading
Posted Mar 6, 2013 at Julia
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As we drove to Family Dinner Out the other night Caroline endeavored to improve our collective minds by reading aloud in the car. The book was a child's guide to New Zealand (sent by relatives who are currently touring those... Continue reading
Posted Feb 26, 2013 at Julia
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You have probably been wondering what happens when you accidentally wash an entire load of laundry with several cloves of raw garlic. Good news (or GOOD NEWS! as Caroline trills every morning before telling us that she is awake now)... Continue reading
Posted Feb 14, 2013 at Julia
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I have a book emergency. I need a new series that Steve and I can listen to together. We just finished book seven of Naomi Novik's Temeraire series (book 6 was slow to the point of being deadly - all... Continue reading
Posted Feb 6, 2013 at Julia
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I pointed out the rounding thing to Patrick this morning and told him the internet suggested that maybe the quiz was looking for 0.7 or 0.67. He (coldly) informed me that since the question did not ask him to round... Continue reading
Posted Feb 5, 2013 at Julia
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Let's see... shingles shingles SHINGLES! Shingles Shingles shingles shingles. shingles. I think that covers it. On Saturday Steve and I saw Silver Linings Playbook (liked it) and went out to dinner (finally tried pork belly - I... I don't get... Continue reading
Posted Feb 4, 2013 at Julia
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If the hand-inked posters I read this weekend are to be believed - and why would they lie - the high school in which Caroline takes her Chinese classes will soon be hosting its winter semi-formal. The theme? A Night... Continue reading
Posted Jan 29, 2013 at Julia
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Oh yes, or rather, oh no, it is definitely shingles. The red patch has resolved itself into a red swathe with bumps and I briefly contemplated clawing out my own throat as I tried to fall asleep last night. The... Continue reading
Posted Jan 25, 2013 at Julia
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Many years ago I had a brow waxing debacle that started with half of my face swelling up and ended with antibiotics. I will always remember the party we attended that night and the stories I concocted to avoid explaining... Continue reading
Posted Jan 24, 2013 at Julia
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Patrick came running over to me a few minutes after the start of his new tumbling session. "Are you sure I am in the right class?" he whispered. I asked if it was Tuesday and he confirmed that it was.... Continue reading
Posted Jan 23, 2013 at Julia
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All of a sudden Edward started nailing his l's. "Caroline!" he said this morning. "Wake up! The New England Patriots went home for the year! Baltimore won!" Just like that. No -yine. No New Eng-yand. He even managed to purr... Continue reading
Posted Jan 21, 2013 at Julia
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I'm sorry but it is true. At the parties that I have attended for the ten-and-unders gifts arrived covered in giftwrap, nestled in tissue paper, and stuffed into bags. All three. Look, I'm not advocating for this method. I'm not... Continue reading
Posted Jan 14, 2013 at Julia
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I don't know if gift bags are a Minnesota thing or a new millenium thing or if they were always around and my family was just out of it (all possible) but at first they baffled me. I refer, of... Continue reading
Posted Jan 11, 2013 at Julia
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When Caroline gets an idea she puts one finger into the air and carols, "Liiiiiiightbulb!" more or less to the tune of the opening bar of Born Free. I had that reaction a few times as I read the comments... Continue reading
Posted Jan 10, 2013 at Julia
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I don't suppose you remember that time last year when I wondered aloud why I was the only person with a child attending Patrick's school who chose to walk to the door after availing myself of the copious on-street parking... Continue reading
Posted Jan 9, 2013 at Julia
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I was looking for an old picture to underline an observation I am about to make when I found this. I mean, honestly. HONESTLY. And I know I put these up at the time but they cracked me up all... Continue reading
Posted Jan 8, 2013 at Julia
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