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Kevin
Bristol
You have disobeyed the road markings and for that you shall die.
Interests: *making suicide*, april latrine, chili cheese cake, chilli cheese cake, christians are weird, cracking my hip, exploding goats, friendly drug dealers, gay, hairy chests, hardcore ass pounding, homosexual, i heart madsquirrel, i support kuzanagi, i ♣ baby seals, i thought u ♥ me > qweerdo, i'll cut you bitch, lolz, masturbation, monkies from iraq, moose in toronto, not killing jon, nude trees, omgdon'tstealmyinterestsplz, pepto bismol, queer, red dwarf, rocky horror picture show, sparklypoo, television, weeaboo
Recent Activity
Considering this is a the first time I've updated this blog in like, well, years (quite literally). It's a bit of a shame that it's got to emo-dramaticus. Having started a job I really enjoy, it's been made utterly crap by moving to another part of the company I really... Continue reading
Posted Oct 29, 2014 at The Monkey Box
Other than writing my almost epic post of last and a few odd mistaken/test posts, I haven't done a whole lot today. I've learned one thing though making a post with <a href="http://ljcharm.livejournal.com/">Charm</a> and then modifying it with the iPhone client is a bit of a bad move. It took... Continue reading
Posted Apr 15, 2012 at The Monkey Box
This train has a girly (iPhone suggests Gorky) horn. It's like hearing a scared ghost shit itself when it looks in the mirror. Halarious! Also, 666Apart sort out your iPhone app, it just bombed out randomly and I had to retype this post verbatim twice. Not cool. Continue reading
Posted Feb 11, 2011 at The Monkey Box
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And there is a part of me that really doesn't want to know either. Continue reading
Posted Feb 11, 2011 at The Monkey Box
Posted Jan 17, 2011 at The Monkey Box
Liz Jones is an utter cockass without a shadow of a doubt. It's hard to pick the parts I find offensive, smug and self obsessed from the pile of steaming shit that happens to be burned in to the side of the Internet. But she pretty much lost me (and... Continue reading
Posted Jan 17, 2011 at The Monkey Box
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Somebody on Twitter recently mentioned now that Matt LeBlanc has grown up he's starting to look hotter. Clearly it's not just me, he is officially gurt lush now. Continue reading
Posted Jan 16, 2011 at The Monkey Box
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Is not trading at all... Continue reading
Posted Dec 30, 2010 at The Monkey Box
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My allowance was reset 10 days ago and I used nearly 7GB of data. I don't quite understand how this is happening, my use is generally confined to 6GB a month! Continue reading
Posted Dec 25, 2010 at The Monkey Box
THE SHIT LIST, YOU WILL EXPERIENCE ALL OF THESE. GHOST SHIT - You know you've shitted. There's shit on the toilet paper, but none in the toilet. TEFLON-COATED SHIT - Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't even feel it. No trace of shit on the paper.... Continue reading
Posted Dec 8, 2010 at The Monkey Box
Recently in a lost battle of finances I have had to make the rather apt decision to start taking the train. When fuel is up to £1.24/l in most areas on top of the ever rising road tax and insurance it's hard to justify the now just shy of £400... Continue reading
Posted Dec 6, 2010 at The Monkey Box
Kevin is now following ChadDarnell
Oct 24, 2010
But I'm having a post urge on the monkey box! Continue reading
Posted Oct 17, 2010 at The Monkey Box
Blast from the past! Continue reading
Posted Oct 17, 2010 at The Monkey Box