Seriously - this is brilliantly funny. I have pretty bad allergies as well, and I feel your pain. I have a friend who is also allergic to many things, but is particularly affected by trees, and he's said the exact same thing about them (referring to their copulating ways - he's quite the punster.) It's just too bad that the allergies aren't affecting your sense of smell; it would certainly help with the kitty poop. I will second the opinion expressed by others here - a neti pot is a great way to clear out your sinuses (though you may also need something else to help your sinuses stop reacting to allergens).