Well, wil, I only have one thing to say... *grabs guitar* It's been a long road, *violinists walk in* Getting from there to here, It's been a long time, but my time is finally near. *Begin montage of favorite posts* And I can feel the change in the wind right now. Nothing's in my way. And they're not gonna hold me down no more, no they're not . gonna hold me down. *that time you did that thing* Cause I've got faith of the heart. I'm going where my heart will take me. I've got faith to believe. I can do anything. I've got strength of the soul. And no one's gonna bend or break me. I can reach any star. I've got faith, faith of the heart. *runs from tomatoes* Welcome back!

Those frozen pretzels are allegorical to my college degree. Looked great while doing it. Something died inside after it was over. But I got a lump of paper to throw at kids to get offa my lawn!