I will never willingly "rent" a hard drive for a few months, I don't care how hot it is

I notice that all the keyboards you've shown there have standard layouts. Kudos. I've had to work for alot of employers that don't know the difference. Like when the backslash moves over and the enter key grows to fill the space, or (this is the worst) when the arrow keys and home,end,insert etc. get mangled to "save space"; usually for the pointless plasticky moulding on the side.