1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. 6. Negligent (adj.),... Continue reading

1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. 6. Negligent (adj.),... Continue reading

Palin’s Evolution into O’Donnell Proves Darwin Was Wrong Scientists Propose ‘Theory of Devolution’ OSLO, NORWAY (The Borowitz Report) – Two of the theory of evolution’s most vociferous doubters, Sarah Palin and Christine O’Donnell, may be living proof that Darwin was wrong, leading scientists believe. A conference of the most prominent... Continue reading

SIGN THE PETITION DON'T REMAIN MUTE. FOR THE HOLOCAUST JEWS WHO WERE MURDERED THEY CAN'T SPEAK UP FOR THEMSELVES SO WE NEED TO KEEP THE LIGHT BURNING. http://www.cufi.org/site/PageServer?pagename=PetitionUN_ProsecuteAhmadinejad_Video2010 As you may know, when Ahmadinejad addressed the UN yesterday, he again dishonered Israel's Prime Minister and vehemently called for the destruction... Continue reading

And an example of how the money gets laundered. The US Chamber of Commerce just commingles the money. And the big Banks just don't lend money so no constructions jobs are becoming available, so isn't this passive collusion? The Supreme Court handed the White House to Bush and now it... Continue reading

On the call to deal with bullying Gay teens to the point of suicide! This is a social ill rooted in American society! No question this is a tragedy symptomatic of the crudity and intolerance of American Social Norms and one that lets propaganda of the worst kind sway the... Continue reading

THIS IS SO OUTRAGEOUS AND SO REPUBLICAN TO QUOTE PRESIDENT REAGAN THAT WE CAN MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN - YOU CERTAINLY COULD AND YOU HAD YOUR OPPORTUNITY AND GUESS WHAT YOU NOT ONLY BLEW IT BUT YOU ACTUALLY DESTROYED THE GREATNESS OUT OF THIS COUNTRY AND TURNED IT INTO A... Continue reading

The GOP engendered a culture of lies, disinformation and obstructionism, it does not support real democracy with it's demagoguery! Continue reading

It's happened to all of us. You're in a public place and FOX News is on TV. You sit and simmer, or pack up and move on. You can't bear the idea that the lies, distortions and race-baiting that FOX News uses to divide our country are being promoted as... Continue reading