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Em

Perth, Western Australia

Em is quite possibly a dinosaur made up of several cupcakes taped together, painted blue, and sprinkled with glitter. Bitch. ♥

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I will sell you this xanax for five dollars & we can go to the waffle house.

Does this face look 28 to you? Probably. Regardless, I don't act it. Yes. On Wednesday I turn TWENTY EIGHT YEARS OLD. That's so adulty-like. What is this nonsense? I think I've lived enough unfortunate grown-up experiences to proclaim "FUCK IT!" And eat ice cream for breakfast. You can see... Continue reading

Posted Apr 15, 2013 at Lick My Cupcakes

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Black bird, from the blue.

1 & 2) Souldork outfits 3) Easing our way out of our Melbourne breakfast routine. 4) A gig for my good friends band. 5 & 6) Finally, I get my rain back. Continue reading

Posted Apr 15, 2013 at Lick My Cupcakes

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Who never ever learned to read or write so well, but he could play the guitar just like a-ringin' a bell.

If you haven't already heard of the International Geek Girl Pen Pals Club, it's obvious don't have the internet. And if you don't have the internet, it's true that both a) You are not here & my hallucinations must be getting much worse, & b) You can't be my friend... Continue reading

Posted Mar 28, 2013 at Lick My Cupcakes

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There & gone & there & gone as we pass underneath the orange lamps that line the sides of the highway.

Yesterday the Batman & I arrived home (grudgingly) from a quick 4 day Melbourne adventure. I'm devastatingly sad to be back in Perth, however happy to be back with my lovely bed & small squashy dog. If I can manage to relocate both of those things to Melbourne in the... Continue reading

Posted Mar 22, 2013 at Lick My Cupcakes

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Everything I learned I'll soon forget it.

Here's some pictures of cake, just to make you hate me. WHEEEEEE! I make these far more often than is good for my health - but I can't help it, they're my #1 most requested treat! Chocolate fudge brownies filled with Peanut Butter sauce, topped in Peanut Butter Buttercream frosting... Continue reading

Posted Mar 14, 2013 at Lick My Cupcakes

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And let go of the ropes, nothing into nothing.

...& other random catchy-uppy photo things. 1) Yellow. 2) Taking some fun snaps. 3) A fave hang. 4) My dreamy plaid camera bag. 5) Woods. 6) Forever adventuring with this guy. I've been wearing some of my fun jewellery to work lately & I think it makes a cute little... Continue reading

Posted Mar 11, 2013 at Lick My Cupcakes

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How fucking crazy, I was starting to be.

So, for a long time I've avoided being diagnosed. I finally did so, & while it's absolutely no surprise to me, I now "officially" know I have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and an Anxiety Disorder, both of which contribute nicely to my Insomnia that I've had for as long as I... Continue reading

Posted Mar 9, 2013 at Lick My Cupcakes

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I want you to know, deep in the cell of my heart.

Oh yes, that old my-favourite-photo-apps chestnut. I know it's been done. Again & again. But never by me. Many of my wonderful interwebz friends (I don't know why I specify, because I barely have real-life ones) often ask how I edit my phone photos. Because apparently I'm a photographer when... Continue reading

Posted Jan 28, 2013 at Lick My Cupcakes

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Ramble in the roots, had the marvel.

So, The Batman & I, in case you didn't notice from our Christmas Sweaters, enjoy taking dorky photos together. Last weekend I finally got to take off my human mask & let my true Unicorn self fly free for a few giggly moments. It's definitely not weird that we drive... Continue reading

Posted Jan 27, 2013 at Lick My Cupcakes

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The hair in your eyes, it never disguised what you're really thinking of.

So, lastnight I was on a creative kick & dying to do something with a heap of amazing Unicorn fabric I've been saving. I'm pretty new to sewing & have really just winged a couple of messy dresses that have turned out cute- but I don't want to ruin these... Continue reading

Posted Jan 4, 2013 at Lick My Cupcakes

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I'm blushing red at what you said.

I haven't shared much here about my Blythe dolls. This here is Molly Connolly, one of my favourite girls. She's the only one I refuse to sand or customise because I love her just how she is. Maybe I'll share more about them here in the future! Continue reading

Posted Jan 3, 2013 at Lick My Cupcakes

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With a wail you let them know you're furious, you're back.

It's a silly little tradition of mine, to throw some glitter into the sky on New Years Eve, for all of my hopes & dreams for the future. This, of course always ends in me being completely covered in glitter for a week afterwards, which is just fine by me.... Continue reading

Posted Dec 31, 2012 at Lick My Cupcakes

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Cos a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package.

1) Pizza date with the boys. 2) Look-out. 3) Heatwave. 4) Life through my sunglasses. Christmas was, of course, wonderful. I actually had 3 little celebrations. We're in the middle of a Heatwave here in Perth (42.2 degrees celcius here today, ugh! That's about 108 Farenheit for you US guys.)... Continue reading

Posted Dec 31, 2012 at Lick My Cupcakes

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Giving love but getting nothing back.

+ Sometimes, my faith in mankind waivers. This morning I was mugged on my way to work, just before 6am. When I say mugged, I was incredibly lucky in the fact I wasn't harmed or injured in any way, however it scared the complete fuck out of me. 2 guys... Continue reading

Posted Dec 31, 2012 at Lick My Cupcakes

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One man's trash, that's another man's come up.

So, I have a pretty new dress! It's vintage & was the perfect christmas present from my lovely man. In my favourite print & my favourite colours. What a guy. I wore it yesterday to go on a date wth my boys for pizza & to go to Aqwa, which... Continue reading

Posted Dec 24, 2012 at Lick My Cupcakes

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Is it cool if I go and get lost in that?

I don't know about you guys but I am super excited about impending Christmas activities! Been drawing up a storm this week for tons of friends, which is always fun as hell, other than that just the usual, working hard, chilling with my little fam/friends & getting excited for a... Continue reading

Posted Dec 22, 2012 at Lick My Cupcakes

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Go on just say it, you need me like a bad habit.

So on Monday morning I came home unwell from work- so that afternoon of course I did what I always do to make myself feel less miserable- baked! I spent a looooong time trying to think of what kind of comforting cookies to make, & eventually settled on those I... Continue reading

Posted Dec 12, 2012 at Lick My Cupcakes

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We're like diamonds in the sky.

Welcome to December. It's been a rough couple of weeks, but mannnn I am glad to see December. I don't think it's a coincidence how many of my very favourite songs speak of December, or that all of the major events in my life seem to happen at that time.... Continue reading

Posted Dec 5, 2012 at Lick My Cupcakes

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So just forget about the world, we're young tonight.

This past week has been a total rollercoaster of emotion during the working hours, I don't even know what's going on with me. I went from feeling totally down on myself & sub-par, to being like, WTF, I'm amazing, to crying from frustration & having the worst work day yesterday,... Continue reading

Posted Oct 23, 2012 at Lick My Cupcakes

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The goal in your & my eyes, the goal that you can't even see.

So I didn't get a job I applied for at work this week. I felt I was in with a pretty good chance so I was a little disappointed. Naturally I came home and shopped on Plasticland as a runner-up prize for myself! I had a little spree & bought... Continue reading

Posted Oct 6, 2012 at Lick My Cupcakes

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All the joy, all the pain, all thoughts in your brain.

So, a short while back I shared with you one of my little artworks. In exciting news, I have finally opened the print store I've talked about for quite some time, & I'm super excited about it! My art is a bit random. I draw inspiration in everything from woodland... Continue reading

Posted Aug 8, 2012 at Lick My Cupcakes

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I was told to get out, told to leave, told i have my things in the parking lot.

Yesterday made for a perfectly lovely Saturday. I had a lazy sleep-in with my love, awesome burger lunch with my besties followed by soaking up some sun in the park with a Spanish Hot Chocolate & Macarons & the very best of company. Nom. I thought up some fun new... Continue reading

Posted Jul 15, 2012 at Lick My Cupcakes

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It's the same old theme since nineteen-sixteen.

As my lovely Batman mentioned earlier, (WHAT A FREAKING CUTIE PIE BLOGGING FOR ME, RIGHT?!) I spent lastnight being attacked by Zombies, resulting in a night spent feasting on delicious brains. Okay, that didn't happen exactly, but I did dress up like a zombie, bust out some moves to the... Continue reading

Posted Jul 14, 2012 at Lick My Cupcakes

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I'm Matt (Em's other half), and I'm posting this on her behalf as she's been too busy dressing up like a zombie and scaring innocent bystanders (more on that soon). I figured I'd put up a few shots of the (delicious) zombie-themed cupcakes she made yesterday—complete with sickly-green icing and... Continue reading

Posted Jul 14, 2012 at Lick My Cupcakes

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A pretty flower in a vase. A slipper by the fireplace.

Did you enjoy my little disappearing act!? I went or day or two without blogging then suddenly it was a week or two..whoops! Of course, I have plenty of photos to catch you all up on where I've been. There's been some wonderful little adventures in there. The muted. 1)... Continue reading

Posted Jun 30, 2012 at Lick My Cupcakes

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