I like Burgundy more than the next person (I have a $60 Castagnier Clos-St-Denis from Uva in Williamsburg burning a hole in my cellar), and I give myself buzz cuts (the one benefit of being nearly bald), but I believe most people spend more on haircuts than on single bottles of wine even when they're splurging on the wine. Doesn't everyone agree that expensive haircuts and expensive wine are both luxuries? In fact, wine seems more of a luxury than a haircut for a politician because they're in the public eye.