I hate Jeff Ireland for making me question every move this team makes, and now I hate Jeff Ireland for making me give him props on what looks like a good pick-up for us. With that said, I approve of this! Please let it translate to on-field performance! PLEASE! You know, I would be absolutely giddy if I had to admit I was wrong about Ginger McFucktard. I WANT him to make the right moves for the good of the team. It's just that I know the best indicator of future behavior is relevant past behavior. And past behavior says this asshole will somehow fuck us over again. Please let me be wrong, O Football Gods!

Ginger kid in the crowd still creeps me the fuck out. GO DOLPHINS!

FUCK THE JETS! FUCK THE JETS! FUCK THE JETS! FUCK THE JETS! FUCK THE JETS! FUCK THE JETS! FUCK THE JETS! FUCK THE JETS! FUCK THE JETS! FUCK THE JETS! FUCK THE JETS! FUCK THE JETS! FUCK THE JETS! FUCK THE JETS! FUCK THE JETS! FUCK THE JETS! FUCK THE JETS! FUCK THE JETS! FUCK THE JETS! FUCK THE JETS! FUCK THE JETS! FUCK THE JETS!

/Grabs a beer //watches Omar get ass raped by The Dude ///munches popcorn

Gonna say this while I can... GO DOLPHINS!!! WOW, TANNEHILL IS TEARING IT UP!!! WOOOOOOO!!! /zombie mode off, back to wait and see mode

Dick Jokes! Boobies!! VICTORY MONDAY!!! Everything we love about this here site.

Incredible breakdown, CK! As for Tannehill, sounds like he needs a better QB coach. LaMontelle is bringing his Ass Closet of awesomeness, and the Kraken is doing well. Everyone else is the bag of old lady diarrhea we all knew they would be. Perfect!

Cut off the head, and the body dies with it! Kill eeet! Kill teh zombie king!!! 'MERICA!

Want to know how I know there is no hope for this season? This thread has been open for 45 minutes and no one posted a damn thing. FEEEENZZZ Upppppp!

+1 for use of "rapscallion"

Hard Knocks Drinking Game: 1. Every time a player gets cut without Fireland being present, DRINK! 2. Every time Philbin hems and haws without getting to the point, DRINK! 3. Drink for every dropped catchable pass 4. Drink for every (new) shot of a torrential downpour in practice or in pre-season game. 5. Drink when they show Vontae getting traded 6. Drink when anyone gets bitched out by a coach. That's all I got.

I just... I mean, how the fuck can they... And for how many years have they... I'm just.. AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! /twitches uncontrollably //opens waffle iron /// unzips pants

Tannehill showing a few rookie mistakes, but also he's making good decisions, good pocket presence, leadership on 3rd downs. I'm liking what I see. DON'T FUCK IT UP, KID!

I managed to keep up, but I didn't have to work today, so yeah... next week might kill me.

@HunzTheMighty Also, once you get logged in, the link the email sends you, there is a little button at the bottom of the list of owners that you have to click to accept the invitation. I had to scroll down to find it.

+1 TheBDHill

Don't know what happened to the last half of my post, so here: Considering this was last year's RT: He's definitely not any worse. Also, Artis Hicks has been solid at RG so far. As for the safties, I really don't have a great feel for that position yet. Jimmy Wilson seems to be catching on to the new role, but that is definitely an area of concern. Look, this team had a shit load of holes to fill this year, and it would have been nothing short of a miracle if Ginger McFucktard would have been able to address everything he's fucked up in one off season. He might have found a quarterback. Maybe. He's hedged on receivers with Nanee and Johnson, but even though there are 11 guys trying out at that spot, it's still fucking thin. Safety is a huge gaping hole right now. But I feel okay at the RT and RG positions so far. All we can do is laugh, cry and drink heavily. Serously, I love this fuckstick of a team, but I have no hope for anything above mediocre this year. We'll probably pull five wins out, but I don't see it as even a .500 team right now. That's the way I've seen it in the 3 days of camp I've seen. ~Peace

Okay, first and foremost, as DRK pointed out, this is training camp, and early in camp at that, so yeah, take anything I say here with a Lot's wife-size grain of salt. All of this shit can change on a dime. I love Hartline, because my wife is a huge OSU fan and I watched a lot of him in college. However I never thought (and still don't) that he was a #1 option as an NFL WR. He's a good but not great #2. But he's currently injured, recovering from a bum appendix, so every day he's not out there, I feel he's losing ground. For all the critics, Chad Ocho Johnson has been working his ass off, and he looks really good. He's not afraid to lay out, leap, and muscle for the ball. He's had a drop here or there, but most of the time, if it's tossed his direction, he's coming down with it. He's also been calling up the QBs on off days prior to camp and working with them on his own, especially Tannehill, who seems eager to work too. Loud mouth? Yep. Cocky motherfucker? Yep. But he's a baller and I for one have been really happy with what I've seen out of him. Bess has been Bess. Great in the slot, sure hands, still works hard. Now I feel the Dolphins will carry six receivers this year, and definitely at least five. I feel sure that Hartline, Bess and Johnson will be three of them. That leaves two to three slots to fill. The others I see filling them are Nanee, who has been pretty solid and working mostly with 1st team, and Julius Pruitt, who has also impressed me. Both of them are working hard, fighting for balls, and making plays. Pruitt has been used a lot in 4-receiver sets so far. All the other receivers have been hit-or-miss, but if I had to guess, I think B.J. Cunningham might latch on to the last spot, if nothing else because he's a draft pick under THIS regime, and he seems to be trying very hard to learn. The other one is Chris Hogan, who seems to have a pretty good rapport with Tannehill. Gararrd has looked more crisp than Moore to me. His passes have more velocity and are more accurate. He's very good at throwing it away instead of taking a sack, which I like. He makes faster decisions than the puppet, and doesn't stare down his targets as much. I've only seen Tannehill one day (I skipped Monday, needed a couple days out of the sun. I don't get paid for this shit) but he really did look good. Granted he wasn't in pads yet, so we'll see how it looks come Wednesday. The kid has a really nice mid and deep ball. He isn't afraid to go track down a receiver when something doesn't go exactly right and have a talk before the next play, showing leadership right from day one. He'll have a chance to start game one, but I really doubt it. Pat Devlin will be lucky to land on anyone's practice squad. This guy is a chump. Wobbly passes, overthrows, bad decisions. I've noticed Clay, Fasano and Mastrud at TE. They've done well at both blocking and catching balls. I have not been impressed with Egnew so far. He needs to step up his game in a hurry. Martin is so far doing pretty well at the RT position, especially considering he's been teamed up against Cam Wake daily. Considering this was last year's RT:

holy cow, Jimmy... I didn't even notice she had eyes. But DAT ASS!

Thanks TA!

I can hear the circus music already playing! Unfortunately, being a fan of this decade-long shitfest of a team, I get to hate myself for loving them. (and every damn one of you heard Joan Jett and the Blackhearts in your head just then. You're welcome.) But also, as this is my first year living in South Florida, I'm gonna drag my ass out to training camp just because I can for once in my life. Fuck. My. Life.

Got no problem with signing him, or not signing him. In his time in Cincy, he was very productive. Only down side I can see is it would be useless to try to download any Pats info out of him, since he never learned it while he was there. Same thing we say about Heat games lately... FUCK OR WALK

Sweet Jeebus.... Thank you whatever deity blessed us with this!

I'm still not sure how I feel about the guy. Yeah, I have hope he will be a stud, but I also know he was picked by Ginger McFucktard, so I'm tempering my expectations. If he sits for a time to be groomed, his groomers are Matt Moore and David fucking Gerrard. I sent a twitter plea to TRAOG asking him to come in and be RT's quarterback coach. It won't happen, but yeah. So now we have a 1st round QB. All this team needs now is the entire right side of the O-line, a #1 WR for him to throw to, a competent TE, another pass rusher, and both starting safeties. SUPERBOWLLLLLLLLLL!!! /opens waffle iron

The only fuck I have to give will be for the pint of hops, barley, yeast and water that will be handed to me at the Ale House tonight. I might even spill a little out for our fallen hopes and dreams for this sack of dicks this team has become.