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Madame Taunt
Los Angeles
I have an opinion on everything. Ask and ye shall receive.
Interests: Movies, things that are good, more movies, Metallica, beauty, truth
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The Norwegian Army has a penguin mascot that was recently knighted, which has to be the cutest show of military supremacy on record. Continue reading
Posted yesterday at The Mockingbirds
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"I'm into survival." -Nancy Thompson (Heather Langenkamp), A Nightmare on Elm Street Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at The Mockingbirds
The Facts of Life not only taught us about life and love and sex and probably death, but it also allowed us to experience the pinnacle of '80s fashion and culture. It is a time capsule with shoulder pads and feathered faux-mullets. Gaze upon the glory, The Mockingbirds Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at The Mockingbirds
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Shawn Stockman is a huge Metallica fan and said in interview that he'd love to cover Metallica songs. That was in 2009 and I still haven't heard a Boyz II Men version of "Disposable Heroes" nor have I seen Mr. Stockman at a concert. Life is nothing but injustice. Continue reading
Posted Aug 26, 2015 at The Mockingbirds
"Punctuality is the virtue of the bored." -Evelyn Waugh Continue reading
Posted Aug 24, 2015 at The Mockingbirds
VOTE LARGE DANCING MAN/JANET JACKSON 2016 The Mockingbirds Continue reading
Posted Aug 21, 2015 at The Mockingbirds
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Alfred Hitchcock's birthday was the other week and to celebrate I saw evil in the mundane and also watched Vertigo on the big screen. (There was cake! This place is great.) I'd seen it before but was still in awe of the music, the nightmare sequence and the profoundly disturbing psychology behind it. Why I choose to dye my hair Madeline White is something I'll deal with later. Vertigo is Hitchcock's most personal film, in that it provides the most insight into who he was as an artist- DAMN GIRL- but Shadow of a Doubt is his favorite film he... Continue reading
Posted Aug 21, 2015 at The Mockingbirds
Posted Aug 19, 2015 at The Mockingbirds
"Nothing is, everything claims to be." -Joseph Roth (1894-1939) Continue reading
Posted Aug 17, 2015 at The Mockingbirds
Get paid, young man. And Go Big Red. Football is back(ish), The Mockingbirds Continue reading
Posted Aug 14, 2015 at The Mockingbirds
Forget going to the movies and abandon your wireless TV streams, the Revolution will not be televised. Ignore the tweets, twits and twats, the Revolution will not be televised. Go outside, sit down, stand up- do something, the Revolution will not be televised. Kill Your Television, Dame Derision Continue reading
Posted Aug 14, 2015 at The Mockingbirds
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Modern existence is difficult, what with everything being terrible and half of everything being virtual and at least three dudes in a scarf per city block, and here at Mock It if You Got it, we appreciate your struggle. We understand that you want to know what is terrible and you want to hate it, but sometimes you just don't have the time. Fret not, for we are here and we will remind you of what is awful, and we'll also give you a bit of hope in the process. We don't mind. We call it Crimes Against Humanity. Please... Continue reading
Posted Aug 13, 2015 at The Mockingbirds
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Nail polish originated in China around 3000 B.C. I have approximately 7,000 different shades in my house at any one time. Continue reading
Posted Aug 12, 2015 at The Mockingbirds
"I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk." -John Huston Continue reading
Posted Aug 10, 2015 at The Mockingbirds
You took the best of me. Let the truth wash over you. The Mockingbirds Continue reading
Posted Aug 7, 2015 at The Mockingbirds
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Here's something: It's not that I'm not informed necessarily or not cool. It's just that everyone is talking about inane things that I have no interest in, and they are talking about these things all the time. I'm pretty sure you'll live without a white dude reading you the news and the Kardashians like it when you speak their name no matter the context and I also have it on good authority that constantly talking about superhero movies being the end of our culture is what is actually destroying our culture. Further, that is how The Muppets satirize society, my... Continue reading
Posted Aug 7, 2015 at The Mockingbirds
Posted Aug 6, 2015 at The Mockingbirds
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The Debbie-Tiffany wars of the '80s were manufactured by the pop music patriarchy to perpetuate the virgin-whore dichotomy myth and undermine the mainstream feminist movement. Continue reading
Posted Aug 5, 2015 at The Mockingbirds
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU GLORIOUS FUCKER. Madame Taunt Continue reading
Posted Aug 3, 2015 at The Mockingbirds
"The funny thing about history is that we imagine people didn't laugh at things in the old days; but of course they did, at stupid things." -Terry Jones Continue reading
Posted Aug 3, 2015 at The Mockingbirds