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Laura Z
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I'm just here for the Dicks.
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Happy Birthday, Wee! Have a great day!
happy birthday to wee man!
Like your eggs sunny side up? How about Wee Man downtown Hindi brown? Whatever your tanned ham pleasure, we're sure you'll join us in wishing Wee Man a "Happy Birthday!" because that's just the kind of celebratory out of the canal and into the world day it is. (Photos by Sean Cliver; India 20...
^ I'm thinking animal poo doesn't count ;)
everybody poops... even whales and wildboyz!
In an unexpected turn, things are about to get very brown in downtown Dickhouse for the rest of the week. That said, everybody poops, whales and Wildboyz , too, but I'll be shit-whipped if I couldn't find a single pooey photo in the entire Wildboyz archive. I know, my anus is as flabbergaste...
Welp, there IS that shot of Chris on one of the Wildboyz DVD galleries, answering nature's call in a makeshift porta-potty (demurely, and uncharacteristically, covering up his tackle with his free hand)... what he was actually doing, however, is just implied ;)
everybody poops... even whales and wildboyz!
In an unexpected turn, things are about to get very brown in downtown Dickhouse for the rest of the week. That said, everybody poops, whales and Wildboyz , too, but I'll be shit-whipped if I couldn't find a single pooey photo in the entire Wildboyz archive. I know, my anus is as flabbergaste...
@Joy: Ha! Maybe the safety pins are just somewhere less conspicuous...
congratulations to dave and shawna england!
This past weekend, Mr. Dave England invited a bunch of us up to his big backyard digs in Ojai, California, to witness his marriage to Ms. Shawna Evans during the extreme heat of the day. All sweatbacks and asides though, a pleasant afternoon was had by all in attendance, including, but not li...
(Pretty please, what is Mae holding? Inquiring minds want to know!)
congratulations to dave and shawna england!
This past weekend, Mr. Dave England invited a bunch of us up to his big backyard digs in Ojai, California, to witness his marriage to Ms. Shawna Evans during the extreme heat of the day. All sweatbacks and asides though, a pleasant afternoon was had by all in attendance, including, but not li...
Love and luck, Dave and Shawna! (And look: all y'all really do own a shirt with buttons on it! Except Loomis, but I'd be disappointed if he did!)
congratulations to dave and shawna england!
This past weekend, Mr. Dave England invited a bunch of us up to his big backyard digs in Ojai, California, to witness his marriage to Ms. Shawna Evans during the extreme heat of the day. All sweatbacks and asides though, a pleasant afternoon was had by all in attendance, including, but not li...
Laura Z added a favorite at dickhouse
Apr 22, 2013
It's often been said that the giraffe is proof that Mother Nature has a sense of humor... I think that goes double for the WBs :)
happy earth day from the wildboyz
Brevity is a bowl of shit, as Shakespeare once famously said, so today's post is a shout out of photographic big ups and mad props to the Earth. Why? Because any fan of the Wildboyz knows we're all about ecological conversation conservation. Good job, Earth! Love planting trees for Jesus? Lik...
This sorry thing, rein in the War Hammer? You've been in the jungle too long!
a party boy makeover in the future?
Before you go and get your undies in a bunch, no, we're not giving Party Boy a makeover. Not here, not now, nor in the forseeable future. That was basically just a big mistruth in advertising, a/k/a dangling a meat carrot, to get your little ass in the door here. However, there is a certai...
Laura Z added a favorite at dickhouse
Apr 9, 2013
Never let your kids play in those ball-pits. You just never know what might be in there.
art sharts: the balls of chris pontius
It's been a good while since we've simply sat and pondered a photo for photo's sake without going out on a linked limb, so let's examine the post-pubescent, extra-spatial relationship between Chris Pontius, his balls, several other balls, and all immediate witnesses thereof. Actually, let's n...
Psh, anyone would consider themselves a lucky duck to be sporting a Cliver Original on their mug... unless of course they had a job interview as a preschool teacher the next morning or something...
warning: drawing penises hazardous to health
If we were 2000-late in 2010, then I'm well behind the 2000-late ball on this laughably dicky link about a guy who brutally beat his roommate after waking with a penis drawn on his face. But it's not like anyone ever really comes here for breaking news, right? More like breaking wind to be su...
Welp, THAT could have ended badly...
chris pontius on loiter squad
We interrupt this totally irrelevant week of links to odd news stories to bring you this important embedded video clip of Chris Pontius on Loiter Squad. You know, just in case you missed it this past Sunday night. It has a classic behind-the-scenesy feel, especially what with the voice of camera...
Laura Z added a favorite at dickhouse
Apr 3, 2013
No one awesomer...many thanks for the heads up!
all-new loiter squad tonight on adult swim
The second season of most any hot shit show will start to incorporate guests in some manner, and for tonight's all-new episode of Loiter Squad they chose to bring in Chris Pontius. With good reason, of course, because Chris is awesome! But I know I'm preaching to the choir here, there, and every...
Have a great day, Derek! x
happy birthday to derek!
Despite all appearances, Derek Freda is not a large fan or supporter of the Los Angeles Lakers. He is, however, a very good sport and upheld his end of a basketball betting bargain he'd entertained with Jeff Tremaine after the Boston Celtics left him high and dry and dressed in the purple and...
Happy Birthday!!! :)
happy birthday to amanda!
Though the name may be unfamiliar to you, her face is very familiar to us. Amanda has the unique role of balancing her sanity between the insanities of Jeff Tremaine and Johnny Knoxville, and for that she should be commended. As for the blurriness of the photo... let's just say it's definitel...
^ Whoohoo! Made Pontius blush: check. 'Kay, can officially die now, because I'm thinking there are only a precious few who ever made THAT happen... maybe even fewer than are in the Lick the Lock Club! :D
jackassworld flashback: community math
The other day I received an email from Mike G. of former jackassworld.rip "mailbag" fame. Apparently he'd just seen the Nitro Circus movie and thought the fully-bearded Street Bike Tommy bore a rather striking resemblance to the time we'd mathed up Josh Lingenfelter and the Unabomber to make...
Could be MY sad lil' fruit basket, 'cause this clip comes with me if the house burns down (in which my questionable gift-giving skills are taken to task... hey, it's the thought that counts...)!
jackassworld flashback: community math
The other day I received an email from Mike G. of former jackassworld.rip "mailbag" fame. Apparently he'd just seen the Nitro Circus movie and thought the fully-bearded Street Bike Tommy bore a rather striking resemblance to the time we'd mathed up Josh Lingenfelter and the Unabomber to make...
Laura Z added a favorite at dickhouse
Mar 24, 2013
Yup yup, he was in the skit with Tony Hawk (and his song Smash Grind City was used in the background)! I missed it too, but was able to find it online: http://www.ddotomen.com/2013/03/18/loiter-squad-season-2-episode-2-full-episode/?fb_action_ids=4526816763741&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_ref=addtoany&fb_source=aggregation&fb_aggregation_id=288381481237582
tonight on tanked... jeff tremaine!
What began as a random reference on Twitter soon lead to a fish tank of gargantuan proportions in Jeff Tremaine's "man room"—all courtesy of the masterful men from Tanked. Tonight you can see said episode of Tanked on Animal Planet, where all Tremaine's saltwater fishy dreams come true in his...
Whoohoo! Many thanks for the heads up! I almost forgive you now for forgetting to mention that Pontius was on Loiter Squad last week ;)
tonight on tanked... jeff tremaine!
What began as a random reference on Twitter soon lead to a fish tank of gargantuan proportions in Jeff Tremaine's "man room"—all courtesy of the masterful men from Tanked. Tonight you can see said episode of Tanked on Animal Planet, where all Tremaine's saltwater fishy dreams come true in his...
...and right here's where I draw the line. Even taking into account the horse-jizz debacle ;)
coprophagy and you
Bam poo! Mystical though that sounds in a very Far Eastern shui, rest assured there was nothing but mouth when it came down to this number two nugget found in a horse pasture of Louisiana. As such, I'm not sure this photo constitutes hardcore coprophagy, but it's good to know that it's actual...
Felizest of Cumpleanos, Sir Knoxville! Have a great day and a great year! xxx
happy birthday to johnny knoxville!
I'd like to blame daylight savings time for my scheduling ineptitudes of late, but that would just be another excuse in an already long line of fuck me's. That said, today's an accidental twofer on dickhouse.tv, when what really should have taken place is a singular solo salute to our residen...
Have a great day, Seamus! xxx
happy birthday to seamus frawley!
From the looks of his name, you've probably already guessed that our resident boom holder Seamus Frawley has a wee bit o' the Irish in him. But what you probably haven't guessed is that he's also had a wee bit o' the wee from Knoxville and Dimitry in him as well! Anyway, I had to duck dive in...
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