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Bess had it hit him on that long pass that was intercepted. We have to do somehting about the reciever position. Draft someone and bring in some kind of a free agen with some talent.
Joe Philbin Has A Message On The Eve of The Bills Game
Audio NSFW. At all. Memo (2)
I would rather see him grow a pair of testes then a heart.
The Robot... is.... HUMAN??
So you thought Chad Henne was just some robot who threw tons of interceptions and looked at his receivers for an entire route, with no human emotion or feelings whatsoever? WRONG! Turns out The Robot has feelings. Well at least he tries to convey his feelings as best as a robot from the 50s ...
Wow PFT is reporting that Saints and Dolphins have worked out a deal for reggie bush. Wonder if we get Orton too? I could see them doing a Merling Henne and draft pick for Orton. Bronco's might want some insurance if Tebow gets injured. Just wild speculation on my part
We Have Done Nothing
Some quick hits on FA action in case you've been living inside of a giant vagina for the past few days: The Dolphins have done not much of anything these past few days other than sign a possible 3rd string QB that couldn't even get picked as Mr. Irrelevant in the latest draft. Woooow. Mean...
One thing no one seems to talk about with Orton coming to Miami is that Our defensive co-ordinator was formerly a Bronco coach. He likely knows alot about Orton, like if his mom was a whore. This would help Jeff Ireland save face in any negotiations.
We Have Done Nothing
Some quick hits on FA action in case you've been living inside of a giant vagina for the past few days: The Dolphins have done not much of anything these past few days other than sign a possible 3rd string QB that couldn't even get picked as Mr. Irrelevant in the latest draft. Woooow. Mean...
One thing no one has mentioned regarding the possibility of the Dolphins trying to land Orton. Our defensive co-ordinator was a coach in denver and likely knows a great deal about the type of player he is. I am guessing he and Tony and Jeff have talked a bit about Orton. Ill bet Nolan knows if his mom is a whore or not so it could save at least one talking point in Irelands discussion about bringing him to Miami
Football Is Back! Giant T*tballs Galore!!!
Well, it seems the ultimate sports Crapocalypse is apparently over. Or will be imminently. We think. Anyway, expect a flurry of free agent activity to happen over the course of the next few days beginning tomorrow at 10am EST. ACTUAL FOOTBALL SHIT! HOLY GIANT TITBALLS OF THE VIRGIN MARY ...
Looks like King Douche was voted the top player in the NFL. I know one thing for sure he wouldnt win the fins nation top player. I cant believe he said Payton Manthing was the greatests QB of all time. He must have had the TRAOG spank him as a rookie or something.
Yea, So This Is Happening
Oh hi. Hello. How are you. Look, it's pretty painfully obvious that shit just ain't going down at the moment, football wise. Almost too painful. And this is normally around the time of year when DRK hits the town and we get drunk, eat pot cookies and go pussy tubin' together forcing us to shu...
Nobody Could deliver a Flying Elbow like the Macho Man. My condolences to Lady Elizibeth.
Psssst....NFL Owners....
I sincerely wish Lexington Steele would calmly enter your home in the middle of the night as you are suddenly awoken by the harrowing sounds of your recently 'of-age', youngest daughter being vaginally mauled by ole' Lex having a 'big dick day'. I'm talking hardest cock he's ever had - one t...
@ JESSIEZ AGREE COMPLETELY Great nickname Tom-Ass
Draft Day 2011: First Round
Obviously, we all kinda saw this coming and it became more and more evident as the draft approached. This regime will time and time again take the 'safe' pick - a pick so REACTIVE in nature that it annoys the shit out of me just to look at his I-should-really-be-tithing-30%-of-my-paycheck-t...
This pick can be summed up in an analogy. Two people go on there prom date jeff ireland and dan marino. There date just so happens to be say Olivia Nunn. She gets a little tipsy and and shouts out take me take me now. Dan Marino does the deed with enthusiam and passion, jeff ireland in the same situation says give me minute Oliva i need to run to the bathroom and buy a condom. Just saying.
Draft Day 2011: First Round
Obviously, we all kinda saw this coming and it became more and more evident as the draft approached. This regime will time and time again take the 'safe' pick - a pick so REACTIVE in nature that it annoys the shit out of me just to look at his I-should-really-be-tithing-30%-of-my-paycheck-t...
On days like this i ask myself what would Dan Marino do?
Draft Day 2011: First Round
Obviously, we all kinda saw this coming and it became more and more evident as the draft approached. This regime will time and time again take the 'safe' pick - a pick so REACTIVE in nature that it annoys the shit out of me just to look at his I-should-really-be-tithing-30%-of-my-paycheck-t...
We could call em the Blunt brothers. Heck even Ricky would want to stay with the fins if he was playing with the blunt brothers!
PS i have no idea what the heck is going to happen in this draft. Its kinda like Christmas when i was a kid and couldnt figure out what i was getting.
FinsNation Draft Predictions: Part Two
Tough to add anything to DRK's pretty excellent draft post from yesterday, but if it helps I think none of the things any of us predict will actually happen. Mainly because I have no faith in the Ginger Dick and his Parcelian-like mindset that we need to draft human grand pianos. But DRK pret...
Imagine the Warhammer protecting the Mallet. Thats a whole lotta blunty goodness.
FinsNation Draft Predictions: Part Two
Tough to add anything to DRK's pretty excellent draft post from yesterday, but if it helps I think none of the things any of us predict will actually happen. Mainly because I have no faith in the Ginger Dick and his Parcelian-like mindset that we need to draft human grand pianos. But DRK pret...
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Apr 26, 2011
Great Job CK! I wanted to choke slam that guy. I would have followed that up with a patented Hulk Hogan leg drop! Burmiester is German for Lover of little boys
FN Draft Talk: Getting Yelled At By Douchey McDipshit
FN star commenter and draft guru extraordinaire CK Parrot finally got to shoot his load on national television on NFL Network last week. Boy, that was worded poorly. Anyway, CK (aka BEER HOLSTERS!) got himself all cleaned up and appeared on NFL Network to talk up The Wangsta. Then that chippy...
Schedule came out today. So i guess the next question is when is the fins nation game gonna be?
FN Draft Talk: The TOO-Long Snapper
Let's be honest: anyone that thinks the F.O. has the testicular fortitude to bet the house on Mallett (and given his history of drug use, don't ya think there's a good chance of some WHORE or two in his background??) is fuckin' crazy. So, there's been a lot of talk about the Dolphins addres...
I am at a breaking point. I say draft all defense and turn this team into the Baltimore Ravens/ Pittsburger Steelers 2012. Loose all our games this season pick up Luck and some speed recievers next year and its clear sailing for the next decade. Added bonus of this strategy is Tony Sparano will be gone and we will get a coach that doesnt ejaculate when we score field goals
FN Draft Talk: The TOO-Long Snapper
Let's be honest: anyone that thinks the F.O. has the testicular fortitude to bet the house on Mallett (and given his history of drug use, don't ya think there's a good chance of some WHORE or two in his background??) is fuckin' crazy. So, there's been a lot of talk about the Dolphins addres...
This is an interesting take on what Miami might emphasis might do.
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-draft/09000d5d81f3d348/The-curveball-mock-draft?module=HP_headlines
Some Football-y Stuff To Come on Fins Nation...
The Dude and I have been conversing and we've decided to highlight/talk about/discuss/make fun of about 4-5 guys in the week leading up to the draft. So, if you have any one that really piques your interest (and mostly because we are very, very lazy, you see), please feel free to start menti...
My Marino Pilgramage was the last game he ever won. We drove down to Seattle from Calgary. He marched the ball into the endzone with just a couple minutes remaining on the clock for the victory! Everyone talked about how Elway was the man in the 2 minute drill but i honestly beleive Marino was even better than horse face at it. Coincidentaly they blew the Stadium up later that year and i think TRAOG played a significant part in that.
PS we had our car broken into that day, some homeless dude downtown smashed open a window with a 50 pound rock. I figure if a dude can throw a 50 pound rock he can get a job. I hate Seattle to the this day because of that. Imagine a 12 hour car ride back into Canada in January without a window!
The Miami Dolphins Kool-Aid Acid Test
Look, shit has been rather bleak around here lately - so in an effort to lighten things up - I asked star commenter Greg from Delray to tell us about the time he took LSD and went to a Dolphins game. I remember him mentioning this on Twitter some time ago and I thought it might get our minds ...
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