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Sooo Long, LaaaaaMooonnnteeeeellle
"All of the niiiights we pouuunded aaaasss...til' daaawn." Good luck in Detroit, man. We're gonna miss you 'round these parts.
03/13/13......Not as great as 12/21/12 but close.
This new system of commenting sucks.
/much Love DRK
Sooo Long, LaaaaaMooonnnteeeeellle
"All of the niiiights we pouuunded aaaasss...til' daaawn." Good luck in Detroit, man. We're gonna miss you 'round these parts.
Amen
Sooo Long, LaaaaaMooonnnteeeeellle
"All of the niiiights we pouuunded aaaasss...til' daaawn." Good luck in Detroit, man. We're gonna miss you 'round these parts.
@TA..when we did the banner I was worried about those fuckers swooping in and putting the kabosh on it. oh well, looking forward to plan b. does anyone have a legit free link where i can see the game?
Time To Have Your Voices Heard, People #Fireland
Okay, this is this year's banner, folks. FinsNation is fully endorsing star commenter Tom Ass' venture to annoy the shit out of Jeff Ireland and do the best we can - given the fact we're basically powerless against this asshole - to make our voices heard. We urge you to check out the site fo...
I'm convinced Home is Brody Stevens off his meds.
I still LOVE this blog no matter how infrequent the posts. Sure I'm dissapointed that it has slowed to almost a halt compared to how it was in the past but whatever. It's still here. I too contributed to that glorious banner that flew last year and I'm proud of it! On another note, I think it's waaaaayyyyyy too fucking early to start saying that Tanny's a bust. He's a rookie in the NFL who was a med student / wide receiver / quarterback for fucks sake! Give it some time people!....look what he has to work with, mediocrity at best.
If Ross doesn't fire Jeffey (even if we win every game from here on out / which we won't) I will NEVER understand how that Gargoyle became successful in business. His keeping FIRELAND on as GM is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma......wrapped in a dirty diaper, filled with Indian food.
Congrats on the wedded bliss CK!
Hey, Look At That! ANOTHER Losing Season
Frankly, there's not a ton of new things to say about this team lately and the situation is fucking depressing. We are in a 'Groundhog's Day' of elephant shit when it comes to this team and it's always the fucking same. It's incredibly tiresome and tremendously BORING, above all else. I no...
@-CK "prairie dog pop up".......fucking hilarious!
Dolphins vs. Jets Open Thread
New rule: end every comment in this thread with ::fart:: or /fart noise -- regardless of how the game is going or how serious your comment is. Go Fins
I hope the hot dog Snachez eats on the sideline manyana is provided by "Nick the Dick" from bachelor party.
Keys To The Game - Jets @ Dolphins
Well, here we go with Jets week. Fuckin' troglodytic, shitty assed, shitty fuckfaces that they are. Fuck you, you fucking fuckers. Oh, how I loooooaaaathe them. Living here in New York City for the last 8 years or so, you see a lot of these knuckledraggers all over the place. I saw a dud...
^^^^I like your thinking MBCN^^^^
Your Victory Monday Post
This is Francesca Frigo. This is your Victory Monday post. It's Jets week so fuck the Jets. Recaps by The Glimmer Twins here and here. Bang it there and comment on those and The Dude will do his Obama impression for you. LaMontelle Pussyhammer done dug deeeeep in that Raider pussy, din't he...
Yes Skippy, flying the banner was "a bit rational".............what a fucking dumbass.
We Have Found The Dolphins Zombie King
Earlier today, esteemed WAARF videographer, Vinbob, found this dude. This guy is soooo fucking ridiculous with his peach fuzz and his 'you guys are fucking morons, clearly' smugass attitude you'd swear he was an Ireland. LOOK AT HIS FUCKING STUPID FACE!!! So the WAARF crew quickly assembled ...
wow....after watching tonights episode of HK....i'm not sure i can support this organization at all on any level any more....................anybody know if Vonte got through to his Grandmother?................jokers will post put that was really fucked up.
I'm Leaving This Up Until We Do Something Good
I know, I know...it's not your fault but is there really anything else to say about this team at this point?
I loved it! Why wouldn't I ? This bullshit regime pulling back the curtain after YEARS of silence is obviously an attempt to save jobs (jeffey} but it is still so fucking entertaining. Sure, every time Ginger Fuckface got on the TV I asked my wife to pass me that foam brick we all bought in the 80s to throw at his smug puss but turns out we don't have one. The one major fact I took away from the telecast is that Ryan's wife needs to eat a sandwich. We already have a Carpenter in the organization, we don't need two.
'Hard Knocks' Episode 1 Recap
Yes, I know my photo sucks but I was in a rush and I wanted to use this boob-bouncing chick from the show. SUE ME. On to the recap: Chad Johnson - whether or not this translates to the field - is a fucking STAR. He's so deeply involved in character at this point that he never laughs or ...
You're back!! In my best Mel Gibson scream........"HOOOOORRRRAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!"
...And We're Back!!
Taps microphone... Hello? Testing...testes...other jokes from 25 years ago...is this thing still working? HEY GUYS...SOOOOO, LIKE, WHAT'S UP??!?! How was your summer? Tell us all about it!!! Mine's been really shitty and morbid and gloomy and sunny all at the same time in a delicious array ...
Glad to see some people who want a change at Penn State are following in our footsteps.
//rockafuckinbanner
Gone Fishin'
It's that time of year again where DRK and I pack it up for a few weeks and spend the rest of our free time drinking instead of blogging. Well, drinking more than usual, anyway. To the point where our blog posts would be incoherent drivel and pictures of monkey tits. It's Fear and Loathing in ...
I for one will be ordering me some HBO come August. I really have no need for it due to netflix and vudu (even though the original programming on HBO is stellar) but I need to watch my Phins anywhere and everywhere. If they are going be on hard knocks so be it. (not to mention I'm psyched to see Bill Maher every week) Personally I think it's a bad decision. The last thing our new head coach needs is a fucking camera crew following him around. Sure, it worked for fat fuck Rex Ryan but that's what he lives for. I see coach Philbin as a Tony Dungy type. Leave me alone and let me do my work. But noooooooooooo gargoyle and ginger need to up the brand so let's do this. Fucking bullshit.
Your Miami Dolphins are doing HBO's 'Hard Knocks'
Well, well, welll...seems your Miami Dolphins will be doing this year's Hard Knocks on HBO!!! Coach Philbin announced it during his post-OTA presser today, saying 'we thought it was in the best interest of the organization to do it at this time'. Wowzers. What an about-face from the frustra...
I'm such a dumbass. I commented on the last thread. Damn you BL! I like the pick
Your NFL Draft Open Thread
Vent away, Nation. There are early reports that the Fins are looking to trade out of the eight spot, and have already spoken to several teams about it. Will they trade out? And if so, who do they take then? Worry not. The Honey Badger GM is on the case. It's all part of God's plan to continue ...
IMHO......I like the pick
pretty, pretty, pretty good
EVERYONE Is Saying We're Going To Draft Tannehill
Inception music makes everything more awesome! Today is NFL Draft Day and, try as I might, I simply have no fucks to give. *checks laundry hamper* *finds a fuck wedged inside a dirty sock* Ok, fine. Let's do this. As we all know, the Dolphins have the ei...
drum role please.......fins on the clock
/yawn
//stretch
EVERYONE Is Saying We're Going To Draft Tannehill
Inception music makes everything more awesome! Today is NFL Draft Day and, try as I might, I simply have no fucks to give. *checks laundry hamper* *finds a fuck wedged inside a dirty sock* Ok, fine. Let's do this. As we all know, the Dolphins have the ei...
The Rock wants his tattoo back
Koa Misi Got Arrested, Bro
Dolphins 'linebacker' Koa Misi was arrested by Broward County's Sheriff's office and charged with felony battery stemming from an altercation in California. Judging by the discerning, calculating look on his face, ole' Poindexter up there was probably going over some complex equations with a...
OF FALDERAL............ newnan!
Stephen Ross Had A Press Conference
Dolphins owner Stephen Ross and GM Jeff Ireland had an impromptu press conference with the local media today, and guessing from the media's reaction to the announcement of it last week, we were supposed to get some definitive answers about what the fuck is going on in Davie. “I want to be in ...
I for one think that this team, at the moment, is a combination if FALDERAL and downright BALGERDASHERY!!! And I'm not even English for Fucks sake.............
Stephen Ross Had A Press Conference
Dolphins owner Stephen Ross and GM Jeff Ireland had an impromptu press conference with the local media today, and guessing from the media's reaction to the announcement of it last week, we were supposed to get some definitive answers about what the fuck is going on in Davie. “I want to be in ...
Im with Finkle finding out about Rosie Jones through this here site about a year ago. Since then she has become a part of my morning ritual in the shower.......taking care of split ends. Oh yeah, and rubbing one out.
Weekender: Non-Kate Upton Edition
My girlfriend complains that all we ever do is put Kate Upton on here for the Weekender. So, in lieu of her concerns, I'm putting up this random chick with great boobs model Rosie Jones. After the week/month/years/generation we've had, I'd say we all deserve a little Random Anonymous Model C...
Not sure if anyone saw this tonight but Dr. Phil (Douchebag, TV hack) has a new segment on the NFL network called something like.... Ask Dr. Phil about dysfunctional teams. His advice to the Dolphins?...... call Oprah. I think that says it all. We are a laughing stock and it sucks. I've been a fan for 30 years and a season ticket holder for 7 not including last year because I didn't renew and I will not this year. I have the snazzy dolphins season ticket holder metal border around my license plate but I've adjusted it. Now there's a piece of black electrical tape covering the part that says season ticket holder. I know it's a small gesture but I pray to all that is holy that Ireland will pull up behind me at some random red light down here. We are fucked with this ownership and GM.
Here's Your Letter
So I was listening to the Dan Le Batard show yesterday when Dan read a letter from a listener about Jeff Ireland. And I as I heard it read, I was like, "Daaaamn" and "Oh shit" and "What?" and "Mmmhmm." So what would possess me to instantly turn into a black lady at a beauty salon? The fact tha...
An open letter to The Dude, DRK and all of FN..... In my best Jon Lovitz voice after he would sit with Dennis Miller at the news desk on SNL being "Annoying Guy" scratching a fork on a chalkboard or chewing tin foil..............I Love You
Here's Your Letter
So I was listening to the Dan Le Batard show yesterday when Dan read a letter from a listener about Jeff Ireland. And I as I heard it read, I was like, "Daaaamn" and "Oh shit" and "What?" and "Mmmhmm." So what would possess me to instantly turn into a black lady at a beauty salon? The fact tha...
my bad....quoting STORK^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Dolphins Fill Gaping Holes In Offense by Re-Signing Paul Soliai
After a day and a half of free agency, the Dolphins have finally made a move by re-signing nose tackle Paul Soliai. POKER GENIUSES! The Miami Dolphins have landed their first big free agent of the 2012 signing period, and that player happens to be a member of last year’s team.Nose tackle Paul...
@Gersom....Sure I know my tour history....for instance VH @ Bank Atlantic 04/10.............that will be history.
STORK: What the hell are we supposed to do ya moron?! We're all fucked......there's nothing to fight for anymore.
Dolphins Fill Gaping Holes In Offense by Re-Signing Paul Soliai
After a day and a half of free agency, the Dolphins have finally made a move by re-signing nose tackle Paul Soliai. POKER GENIUSES! The Miami Dolphins have landed their first big free agent of the 2012 signing period, and that player happens to be a member of last year’s team.Nose tackle Paul...
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